Patrick Juma

Attacking Midfielder (L) - Kenya Police
2 Sep 2036
Tuesday
Process

Marked for Patrick Juma

509 Edition

The Kenya Police Herald

28 Apr 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

The knee: Tyshick Mosengo out for 54 days

54 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Kenya Police lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Squad

A falling-out at Kenya Police

Uriel Puatany Nkodia and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Kenya Police

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Mohamed Medjaji was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

A bad afternoon for Kenya Police against Tusker

1‑2 to Tusker, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

No hiding place for Mohamed Medjaji

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Mohamed Medjaji, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Interim Coach faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Interim Coach after 1‑2, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

Looking ahead

Emmanuel Lwangu goes back to face AFC Leopards

Every squad has one of these fixtures for somebody every season. This one is Emmanuel Lwangu’s: the club that knew him first, the supporters who will decide in the first minute whether to applaud, and Kenya Police needing him to play as if none of it matters.

Squad

Patrick Juma makes his debut at 19

At 19 years old, Patrick Juma became the latest name off the academy production line to be handed a senior shirt.

Market

Emmanuel Lwangu linked with a move away

The name of Emmanuel Lwangu keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Kenya Police say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

Back issues
477 Edition

The Kenya Police Herald

17 Sep 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Chastening afternoon for Kenya Police

A 1‑4 beating by Nairobi United was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Squad

A fracture rules Patrick Juma out for 27 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Kenya Police will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

No end in sight to Kenya Police's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Kenya Police has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Words exchanged at Kenya Police

Mohamed Medjaji and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 147% of the Kenya Police income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

Market

A stepping stone, not a home, for Abongwe Newman

He is doing his job and he is not settling. Kenya Police were supposed to be a step up in his own reckoning, and his own reckoning has been adjusted since he arrived.

Squad

William Gitama falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Peter Brown told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Peter Brown has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Kenya Police.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Ejiro Abbey

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

476 Edition

The Kenya Police Herald

10 Sep 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Patrick Juma breaks a bone — 34 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 34 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Timothy Kahata asks to leave Kenya Police

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Timothy Kahata is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Kenya Police is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Moussa Diarra in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kenya Police this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

Kian McMahon-Brown will join Kenya Police for nothing

The paperwork is done long before the player is. Kian McMahon-Brown has agreed terms to come here when his current deal runs out, which means Kenya Police have spent a summer's transfer budget on a phone call.

Squad

Words at Kenya Police training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Mohamed Medjaji is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Brian Ouma steps up from the Kenya Police academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Brian Ouma has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

Market

Jesse Mukangula steps up from the Kenya Police academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Jesse Mukangula has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

Boardroom

Kenya Police are $19.9M in the red

The borrowing is past what the bank agreed, which is the line where a debt stops being how football is financed and starts being a problem. Every phone-in in this town will quote the figure for the next five years.

In brief

475 Edition

The Kenya Police Herald

3 Sep 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Prince Anane

19 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Kenya Police lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

Kenya Police spell it out for Interim Coach

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Interim Coach has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Squad

A fracture rules Patrick Juma out for 41 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Kenya Police will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Peter Brown hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kenya Police can pretend not to have heard.

Boardroom

Deadline passes with 13 signed and 19 gone

That is the business done at Kenya Police until the window opens again. Whether it was enough will be answered on Saturdays rather than in a column, and the first Saturday is close.

Transfer targets

No thanks: Lamarana Jallow rejects the move

Kenya Police had done everything except persuade the man himself. He stays at Gor Mahia, and the manager goes back to the drawing board with the money still in the bank.

Match

The wait goes on for Kenya Police

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Tempers go at Kenya Police

Moussa Diarra was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Shaka Zulu stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Shaka Zulu and Kenya Police agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

474 Edition

The Kenya Police Herald

27 Aug 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

The knee: Prince Anane out for 26 days

26 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Kenya Police lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Kenya Police boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

48 days out for Patrick Juma after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Kenya Police will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Market

Yuvi Mann hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kenya Police can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Timothy Kahata has said yes to Muranga Seal

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Kenya Police have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Squad

Words exchanged at Kenya Police

Moussa Diarra and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Kenya Police

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Humphrey Obina was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Tusker take the points off Kenya Police

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Boardroom

Kenya Police cannot sign anybody

The embargo bars a fee being paid for a player, whatever the manager thinks the squad needs. Every rumour printed about this club between now and its lifting is a rumour about a deal that cannot happen.

In brief

473 Edition

The Kenya Police Herald

20 Aug 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Prince Anane

33 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Kenya Police lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Patrick Juma breaks a bone — 55 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 55 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

James Kahata hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kenya Police can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Words exchanged at Kenya Police

Francis Gethoi and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Kenya Police

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Mohamed Medjaji was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 148% of the Kenya Police income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

Match

Kenya Police come up short against Ulinzi Stars

Ulinzi Stars left with the points after a 0‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

The dugout

No hiding place for Mohamed Medjaji

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Mohamed Medjaji, and the manager let it.

Market

Timothy Kahata attracts admirers

The name of Timothy Kahata has come up in conversations Kenya Police were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

In brief