The Bayern Munich Courier
Match25 Aug 2035
Erling Haaland leads the rout of Fortuna Düsseldorf
3‑0, and Erling Haaland took the headlines on an afternoon when everything Bayern Munich tried came off. Days like this are retold all winter.
Squad27 Aug 2035
Erling Haaland takes the match ball home
3 goals in one afternoon from one man. The other players were also present, a witness confirmed.
Market27 Aug 2035
Eintracht Frankfurt come back empty-handed
The bid was some way short and Bayern Munich did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.
Player ratings27 Aug 2035
Vintage Erling Haaland — 9.53
At 35 every good afternoon gets called a throwback, and this one was: 9.53, and nobody on the pitch better.
Boardroom27 Aug 2035
Bayern Munich write off $1.9M on Patrick Dorgu
He arrived for a fee and leaves for a fraction of it. $1.9M of what Bayern Munich paid for Patrick Dorgu is money the club will not see again, and the boardroom will be asked about it for two seasons.
Market27 Aug 2035
Patrick Dorgu moves on
Eintracht Frankfurt pay $7.8M, and the deal is done. The number reads well on a balance sheet; whether it reads well on the pitch is next season's question.
The dugout27 Aug 2035
Patrick Busch says Bayern Munich went back on their word
“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.
Match25 Aug 2035
Nobody wants to play Bayern Munich right now
4 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.
Market27 Aug 2035
Younes Ebnoutalib moves on
VfL Bochum pay $2.6M, and the deal is done. The number reads well on a balance sheet; whether it reads well on the pitch is next season's question.
In brief
- Squad Nico O'Reilly in a row with a teammate
- Boardroom Shea Lacey signs for Borussia Dortmund while still at Bayern Munich
- Squad Words at Bayern Munich training over how hard people work