Robert Klich

Right Midfielder - Stumbras
16 Apr 2036
Wednesday
Process

Marked for Robert Klich

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The Stumbras Herald

10 Mar 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Player ratings

Both of them Deividas Jankauskas's — 8.79

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.79, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

The terraces

The boos come down from three sides

“We pay for this every fortnight. The least we want is somebody who looks like he cares.” 6 of the 25 senior players walked off into it; the rest were not playing.

Match

No end in sight to Stumbras's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Stumbras has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

A falling-out at Stumbras

Alfie Venners and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

A bad afternoon for Stumbras against Trakai

2‑3 to Trakai, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Boardroom

Stumbras still without a manager

9 days since the seat came open, a list of names doing the rounds, and nobody has signed anything. Every week this drags on the shortlist gets shorter.

Squad

Words at Stumbras training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jack James is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Tadas Sernas

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We will look at it, we will learn from it, and we go again.” The three sentences every manager keeps for a 2‑3 defeat, delivered by Interim Coach to a room that had heard them before.

In brief

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The Stumbras Herald

7 Jan 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Stumbras

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Edvinas Jankauskas

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Stumbras have done the hard part with Kauno Zalgiris, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Squad

Tempers go at Stumbras

Jack James was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

Stumbras rebuffed over Cale Richardson

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Siauliai have kept their man, and Stumbras go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

Words at Stumbras training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Dalibor Veleski is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Robert Klich gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Still no ink between Stumbras and Vykintas Kazlauskas

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Stumbras, another week without a signature from Vykintas Kazlauskas.

Boardroom

Stumbras pull $920.7K back off the table

The money that was there in the summer is not there now. Nobody upstairs calls this a change of ambition, and everybody downstairs reads it as one.

Boardroom

The window opens at Stumbras

A month in which every rumour is possible and most of them are nonsense. The manager has a list, the board has a number, and neither is telling the other the whole of it.

In brief

488 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

3 Dec 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A move Johnson Opawole would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Johnson Opawole is living that version at Stumbras, and it tends to show in the first month.

Squad

Jack James falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Vykintas Kazlauskas in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stumbras this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Marcos Bravo signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Marcos Bravo commits to Stumbras for another 4 years.

Market

The ambition of Marcos Bravo outgrows Stumbras early

Signings arrive with a picture of the club in their head, and this one’s picture was bigger than the building. He will play well and he will be gone, in that order, and everybody knows it.

Market

Stumbras buy the years ahead of Marcos Bravo

He is 19, and the scouting reports agree on the only line that matters: the ceiling. Signings like this are lottery tickets written by professionals.

The dugout

Marko Capan has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Stumbras will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Market

Stumbras and Johnson Opawole are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

The dugout

No hiding place for Robert Klich

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Robert Klich, and the manager let it.

In brief

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The Stumbras Herald

26 Nov 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Words at Stumbras training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jack James is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

A muscle injury sidelines Fiodor Eliosius for 14 days

Nobody makes a documentary about a hamstring and everybody in the game fears one. Stumbras will be careful with the return date, because the second one is always worse than the first.

Squad

Alfie Venners in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stumbras this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Niklas Sauer already looking beyond Stumbras

He signed expecting a bigger stage than the one he found. It has not taken long, and it has not taken the dressing room long to notice either.

Squad

Too much change too quickly at Stumbras

5 signings in three months. Every one of them may be an upgrade and the team can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild that never appears in the transfer-window verdicts.

The dugout

Deividas Jankauskas gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Deividas Jankauskas is on it.

Market

Still no signature from Jérémie Beyoko Mpongo

2 months left and the two sides are nowhere near each other. Every week this drags on takes money off what Stumbras could get for him.

The dugout

A door opens for Jérémie Beyoko Mpongo

He asked about his future and was given an answer with minutes in it. The manager has now made a promise in a building where promises are remembered, and the clock on it has started.

Market

Niklas Sauer joins Stumbras on a free

No fee and no drama: Niklas Sauer has signed at Stumbras, and the wage bill is the only line that moved.

In brief

466 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

2 Jul 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tadas Sernas breaks a bone — 100 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 100 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Mantas Eliosius asks to leave Stumbras

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tadas Sernas signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Tadas Sernas commits to Stumbras for another 3 years.

Squad

Marko Capan falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Thomas Weiß is no longer first choice

The manager has re-ordered his thinking and Thomas Weiß has come out of it lower. He will be told it is temporary, and the players who have heard that before will avoid his eye.

Market

Talks stall between Stumbras and Tamás Tarcsi

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

Boardroom

4 new boys at the Stumbras academy

Signed today, seen by nobody for years, and one of them may one day be the reason the club exists. That is the whole of the argument for an academy, and it is a good one.

The dugout

Philippos Chapipis knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Stumbras, and both men came out saying it was fine.

The dugout

No hiding place for Robert Klich

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Robert Klich, and the manager let it.

In brief

446 Edition

The Stumbras Herald

12 Feb 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at Stumbras has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Stumbras

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Stumbras

Position 8 and 3 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Squad

Jérémie Beyoko Mpongo damages knee ligaments — 95 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 95 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Words exchanged at Stumbras

Dalibor Veleski and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Jérémie Beyoko Mpongo gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Jérémie Beyoko Mpongo has just signed for Stumbras, and for once the answer mattered.

Squad

Words at Stumbras training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Marko Capan is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

The window shuts on the Edvinas Jankauskas deal

Stumbras ran out of time with Kauno Zalgiris. The paperwork was open when the deadline passed, and a transfer that was almost done is now a transfer that never happened.

Market

Robert Klich already looking beyond Stumbras

He signed expecting a bigger stage than the one he found. It has not taken long, and it has not taken the dressing room long to notice either.

In brief