Daniel Cauchi

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19 Apr 2036
Saturday
Process

Marked for Daniel Cauchi

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The Fgura United Post

18 Feb 2036
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Fgura United make it 3 in a row

Momentum is a hard thing to buy and an easy thing to lose, and right now Fgura United have 3 straight wins of it.

Squad

Words exchanged at Fgura United

Evgeniy Bun and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

Fgura United rebuffed over Daniel Medel

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Swieqi United have kept their man, and Fgura United go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

Words at Fgura United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Marc Rodríguez is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Fgura United get the job done against Zurrieq

A 1‑0 win over Zurrieq, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Marco Antônio

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Daniel Cauchi stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Daniel Cauchi and Fgura United agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Player ratings

The afternoon belonged to Yahrell Black

A mark of 7.87, and nobody in the ground would argue with it. He was involved in everything that mattered and most of what did not.

Player ratings

Marc Rodríguez beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 15. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

In brief

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From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Marc Rodríguez

26 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Fgura United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Maciej Wolicki is the hero from the spot

A shoot-out is remembered by its ending, and this one ends with Maciej Wolicki: 2 kept out, and a set of supporters who will describe every one of them for the next twenty years.

Match

Douglas Nathan sends Fgura United through

Cup ties wait for somebody to seize them, and Douglas Nathan obliged against Sliema Wanderers. 1‑1 on the night, and the name in the next round’s hat is Fgura United.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Douglas Nathan yet — 8.25

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.25 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Match

Fgura United see off Gudja United

Three points for Fgura United, 1‑0 the final word against Gudja United in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

Yahrell Black misses from twelve yards

It was his to settle and he did not settle it. A long walk back to the halfway line, and a considerably longer week.

Player ratings

Moloko Nape was the difference for Fgura United

Marked 7.78. Ask anyone leaving the ground what settled it and you will get one name, which is the only award that has ever really counted.

Squad

A falling-out at Fgura United

Andreas Vella and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

Interim Coach: “That is the standard”

“That is what I want every week. Not the result, the way they went about it.” The manager, after 1‑0, already talking about the next one.

In brief

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16 Jul 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Fgura United boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Carlo Scicluna

19 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Fgura United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

James McFarland asks to leave Fgura United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Fgura United lose Marco Antônio

24 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

Words at Fgura United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Moloko Nape is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Wages eat 190% of everything Fgura United earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Squad

Fgura United lose Daniel Cauchi

20 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

The dugout

Albert Masson knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Fgura United, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

The Douglas Nathan story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Douglas Nathan signs something — a contract at Fgura United or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

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The Fgura United Post

18 Jun 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Fgura United

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Fgura United is running low.

Market

Dominic Formosa asks to leave Fgura United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Marco Antônio out for 52 days

The medical room confirms 52 days on the sidelines for Marco Antônio, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Transfer targets

Ryan Kelly is a medical away from Fgura United

The deal with Floriana is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Squad

Evgeniy Bun in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Fgura United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Fgura United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Marco Antônio was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Daniel Vanderpuye

Fgura United asked and Floriana said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Boardroom

Wages eat 234% of everything Fgura United earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Squad

Fgura United count the cost of losing Daniel Cauchi

48 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

In brief

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The Fgura United Post

14 May 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Moloko Nape falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

A falling-out at Fgura United

Louis Bonnieu and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

Angelo Dimech is still paying for one afternoon at Fgura United

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

The dugout

Oliver Wähling asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Squad

Marc Rodríguez is a square peg at Fgura United

The system has changed and his position has not. A footballer can improve his form; he cannot improve the manager’s formation, and that is the whole of the problem.

Market

The clock does Oliver Wähling’s negotiating for him

4 months left, and both sides know what that means: every week without a signature, the fee Fgura United could ask drops and the wages Oliver Wähling can ask rise.

In brief

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The Fgura United Post

28 Aug 2034
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Boardroom

Fgura United run out of patience with Interim Coach

The end came on a Tuesday, as these things usually do: a short meeting, a shorter statement, and Interim Coach clearing his office by noon. Football’s cruellest ritual, performed to schedule.

Boardroom

Fgura United have nobody left to take training

Not an interim appointment — an institution with an empty coaching office. Somebody unfamiliar will run the sessions this week, and the question of how a club gets into this state is one the board will be asked and will not answer.

Player ratings

Both of them Maximilian Müller's — 8.91

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.91, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Boardroom

Interim Coach minds the shop at Fgura United

“I am not thinking past Saturday, and I would advise nobody else to.” The caretaker’s first rule is to pretend the job is small; Interim Coach recited it perfectly.

Squad

Words exchanged at Fgura United

Marko Kopić and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Boardroom

Graduation day at Fgura United

6 boys move up, and somewhere in the building the people who coached them at twelve are quietly having the best morning of their working year. Nothing about this shows up in a result and it is why the academy exists.

Match

Fgura United see off Marsa

Three points for Fgura United, 2‑0 the final word against Marsa in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Market

Fgura United promote Samuel Spiteri from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Samuel Spiteri has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

Market

Fgura United promote James Camilleri from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. James Camilleri has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

In brief