Ralf Hoffmann

Left Forward - Mainz 05
9 Dec 2040
Sunday
Process

Marked for Ralf Hoffmann

743 Edition

The Mainz 05 Chronicle

22 Oct 2040
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Peter Bergmann damages knee ligaments — 17 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 17 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

A 2-goal lead gone for Mainz 05

It is a specific kind of quiet, a ground watching a winning position dissolve. VfL Wolfsburg kept coming because nothing stopped them, and Mainz 05 will be asked about the last half hour all week.

Player ratings

A brace, and Tamerlan Musaev takes the afternoon — 8.44

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Tamerlan Musaev provided it, and the 8.44 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Squad

Eric Martel falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Tempers go at Mainz 05

Facundo Di Sibio was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

VfL Wolfsburg take the points off Mainz 05

Beaten 2‑4, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Player ratings

Robert Gautier runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 17. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Ralf Hoffmann gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Christoph Busch linked with a move away

The name of Christoph Busch keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Mainz 05 say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

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741 Edition

The Mainz 05 Chronicle

8 Oct 2040
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at Mainz 05 has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

Peter Bergmann damages knee ligaments — 31 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 31 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Facundo Di Sibio keeps Mainz 05 in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

12 seasons of Almugera Kabar

374 appearances across 12 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and Mainz 05 know what they have.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Paul Nebel yet — 8.21

At 38 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.21 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Eric Martel falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Tobias Sommer

Successful dribbles: 21. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Paul Nebel sends Mainz 05 past Heidenheim

It finished 2‑1, and it was Paul Nebel’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Mainz 05.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Robert Gautier

Marked 8.06 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

725 Edition

The Mainz 05 Chronicle

18 Jun 2040
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Anger at Mainz 05 spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Match

Mainz 05 are in real trouble now

Position 18, 13 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Squad

A fracture rules Filippo Tripi out for 122 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Mainz 05 will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Tobias Sommer: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Mainz 05 have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Words at Mainz 05 training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Eric Martel is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Facundo Di Sibio in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Mainz 05 this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

723 Edition

The Mainz 05 Chronicle

4 Jun 2040
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The caretaker keeps it: Interim Coach confirmed

A month of looking elsewhere ended where it started. He already knows every name in the building; the rest of it he now has to prove in public.

Squad

A fracture rules Filippo Tripi out for 136 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Mainz 05 will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Dedryck Fellaini hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Mainz 05 can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Mainz 05

Kaishu Sano was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Tamerlan Musaev stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Tamerlan Musaev and Mainz 05 agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Words at Mainz 05 training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Eric Martel is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

654 Edition

The Borussia Dortmund Chronicle

7 Feb 2039
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Derby day misery for Borussia Dortmund

Losing 1‑2 is one thing; losing to Bayern Munich in a derby is a wound that takes months to close.

Squad

Yan Couto breaks a bone — 75 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 75 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Ralf Hoffmann

15 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Borussia Dortmund lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

So close: Lorenzo Colombo’s move dies late

The fee was agreed and the flight was looked at — and then the phone stopped ringing. Eintracht Frankfurt moved on, Lorenzo Colombo reports back to Borussia Dortmund, and everybody pretends Monday is just Monday.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from João Pedro

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Gregor Kobel has been here 16 seasons

452 appearances across 16 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Market

Billy-Paul Mavudia has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Borussia Dortmund they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Match

The run at home goes on for Borussia Dortmund

11 matches unbeaten here. Every visiting manager is asked about it in the week before, which is precisely why it keeps going.

Market

Werder Bremen are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. Borussia Dortmund will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

In brief

653 Edition

The Borussia Dortmund Chronicle

31 Jan 2039
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

Borussia Dortmund cannot stop winning

11 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Squad

Yan Couto breaks a bone — 84 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 84 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Ralf Hoffmann

22 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Borussia Dortmund lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Borussia Dortmund are in among the leaders

Position 1 and 56 points on the board. Nobody at the ground will say the word out loud yet, and everybody at the ground is thinking it.

Match

Carney Chukwuemeka leads the rout of Mainz 05

5‑0, and Carney Chukwuemeka took the headlines on an afternoon when everything Borussia Dortmund tried came off. Days like this are retold all winter.

Market

Lorenzo Colombo has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Borussia Dortmund they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

João Pedro keeps Borussia Dortmund in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

A brace, and Carney Chukwuemeka takes the afternoon — 8.32

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Carney Chukwuemeka provided it, and the 8.32 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Market

Jobe Bellingham attracts admirers

The name of Jobe Bellingham has come up in conversations Borussia Dortmund were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

In brief

652 Edition

The Borussia Dortmund Chronicle

24 Jan 2039
From our football correspondent Triumph

Squad

Yan Couto breaks a bone — 95 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 95 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

Nobody wants to play Borussia Dortmund right now

10 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Ralf Hoffmann

31 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Borussia Dortmund lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from João Pedro

There were 10 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

Cup progress for Borussia Dortmund

A 2‑0 win over SC Freiburg, a place in the next round, and the quiet arithmetic every supporter does on the walk home: how many more until a final?

Market

Omari Kellyman asks to leave Borussia Dortmund

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Eyes on Joane Gadou again

The phone has started ringing about Joane Gadou again, and this time the name on the line is Werder Bremen. Borussia Dortmund are listening politely and promising nothing.

Player ratings

Up for the corner, and Demba Sy delivers — 7.95

Centre-halves are allowed forward twice a season and are judged on what they do when they get there. Demba Sy scored, was marked 7.95, and got back before anybody noticed he had gone.

Player ratings

Sebastiano Messina runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 24. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

651 Edition

The Borussia Dortmund Chronicle

17 Jan 2039
From our football correspondent Triumph

Squad

Yan Couto breaks a bone — 104 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 104 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Ralf Hoffmann damages knee ligaments — 39 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 39 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Nobody wants to play Borussia Dortmund right now

8 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Market

Borussia Dortmund turn down Eintracht Frankfurt for Lorenzo Colombo

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Match

Borussia Dortmund tear Werder Bremen apart

Rarely has this fixture seen a display like it: 3‑0 against Werder Bremen, and it could have been more.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Leo Sauer yet — 8.24

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.24 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Market

Maximilian Beier raises the bar for Borussia Dortmund

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Borussia Dortmund heard it as anything else.

Squad

David Miranda: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Borussia Dortmund have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at Borussia Dortmund

Carney Chukwuemeka was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief