Joseph Ejuke

Right Midfielder - Remo Stars
21 Oct 2035
Sunday
Process

Marked for Joseph Ejuke

481 Edition

The Remo Stars Herald

15 Oct 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Nobody above Remo Stars

First, on 93 points. The table is a fact and a fact is allowed to be enjoyed, which is as far as anybody at the club is prepared to go in public.

Market

Only the photograph left for Joseph Ejuke

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Joseph Ejuke will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Remo Stars the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Words exchanged at Remo Stars

Emmanuel Dung and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Bryan Meyo has outgrown this division

There is a level at which a footballer stops being tested and starts being contained, and he reached it some time ago. Remo Stars know it, and so does everybody who watches him.

Market

Talks stall between Remo Stars and Bryan Meyo

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

The dugout

When it matters, Adama Goïta plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Squad

Words at Remo Stars training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ahmed Helmy is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Player of the week: Emmanuel Dung

Somebody watched every match in the division at the weekend and decided he was the best thing in any of them. A small honour, and most careers end without one.

The dugout

Aka David gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

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The Remo Stars Herald

17 Sep 2035
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

Nobody above Remo Stars

First, on 88 points. The table is a fact and a fact is allowed to be enjoyed, which is as far as anybody at the club is prepared to go in public.

Match

Remo Stars make it 6 in a row

Momentum is a hard thing to buy and an easy thing to lose, and right now Remo Stars have 6 straight wins of it.

Market

Chukwueze Onyekuru agrees terms with Plateau United

The clubs have settled the fee and he has settled his wages. What remains is a medical and a photograph, and around Remo Stars people have started saying his name in the past tense.

Market

Sunday Ademola asks to leave Remo Stars

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

Remo Stars keep winning on the road

6 away wins in a row. Travelling support is the truest kind, and this season it is being repaid in the only currency that counts.

Market

Only the photograph left for Joseph Ejuke

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Joseph Ejuke will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Remo Stars the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Remo Stars

Oscar Naasei was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Remo Stars

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Adama Goïta was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Younes Idder the difference as Remo Stars beat Kano Pillars

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Younes Idder. 1‑0 against Kano Pillars, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

In brief

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The Remo Stars Herald

10 Sep 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Terms done: Joseph Ejuke is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and Katsina United waiting with a shirt. Nobody at Remo Stars is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Market

Remo Stars say no — this time

The offer from Bendel Insurance for Daniel Bassey was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

The dugout

Chukwueze Onyekuru: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Remo Stars have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

The Enyimba deal is off

Everything was agreed until it was not, and Wilfred Akpan reports back to Remo Stars with a summer to forget. Neither club is saying who walked away from the table.

Squad

Words exchanged at Remo Stars

Oscar Naasei and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Remo Stars training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Adama Goïta is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

Remo Stars rebuffed over Nathaniel Nwosu

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Kaiserslautern have kept their man, and Remo Stars go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Market

One of our own: Olayinka Ogu joins the Remo Stars first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Olayinka Ogu is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

The dugout

No hiding place for Emmanuel Jonas

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Emmanuel Jonas, and the manager let it.

In brief

474 Edition

The Remo Stars Herald

27 Aug 2035
From our football correspondent Triumph

Market

Daniel Bassey agrees terms with Bendel Insurance

The clubs have settled the fee and he has settled his wages. What remains is a medical and a photograph, and around Remo Stars people have started saying his name in the past tense.

Market

Ademola Oduya turns Katsina United down

“It was not right for me. I am not going to explain why to anybody except the people I owe an explanation to.” A deal agreed between two clubs, and a player who declined to be part of it.

Player ratings

Vintage Ayman Azhil — 8.19

At 34 every good afternoon gets called a throwback, and this one was: 8.19, and nobody on the pitch better.

Match

Nobody wants to play Remo Stars right now

4 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Market

Remo Stars say no — this time

The offer from Katsina United for Joseph Ejuke was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Market

Only the photograph left for Aka David

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Aka David will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Remo Stars the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Transfer targets

Nathaniel Nwosu is a medical away from Remo Stars

The deal with Kaiserslautern is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Match

Remo Stars are at home on the road

5 straight away victories. Sides that win away are usually sides that can defend and can counter, and the table has begun to reflect what those journeys have earned.

Squad

Oscar Naasei in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Remo Stars this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

471 Edition

The Remo Stars Herald

6 Aug 2035
From our football correspondent Triumph

Market

Daniel Bassey has said yes to Bayelsa United

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Remo Stars have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Match

Whatever happens, Remo Stars do not lose

10 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Antonio Galeano yet — 8.17

At 35 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.17 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Market

Joseph Ejuke has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Remo Stars they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Market

Etebo Lookman puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Remo Stars, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Remo Stars turn down Plateau United for Aka David

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

A falling-out at Remo Stars

Oscar Naasei and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

Remo Stars are at home on the road

4 straight away victories. Sides that win away are usually sides that can defend and can counter, and the table has begun to reflect what those journeys have earned.

Squad

Ayman Azhil stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Ayman Azhil and Remo Stars agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

467 Edition

The Remo Stars Herald

9 Jul 2035
From our football correspondent Triumph

Market

Joseph Ejuke agrees terms with Warri Wolves

The clubs have settled the fee and he has settled his wages. What remains is a medical and a photograph, and around Remo Stars people have started saying his name in the past tense.

Match

Remo Stars make it 5 in a row

Momentum is a hard thing to buy and an easy thing to lose, and right now Remo Stars have 5 straight wins of it.

Player ratings

Ayman Azhil, 34, rolls back the years — 7.92

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 7.92 at 34, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Market

Remo Stars say no — this time

The offer from Bayelsa United for Daniel Bassey was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Market

Oche Ademola is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Remo Stars is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

A falling-out at Remo Stars

Oscar Naasei and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Time is catching up with Antonio Galeano

Everybody at Remo Stars saw it before anybody said it, which is how this always goes. At 35 the decline is real and measurable — 3 points — and the only question left is how the club handles somebody it owes a great deal to.

Market

Enyimba join the queue for Wilfred Akpan

Add another name to the list: Enyimba have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Wilfred Akpan. The answer from Remo Stars has not changed — yet.

Squad

Words at Remo Stars training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Adama Goïta is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

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The Remo Stars Herald

23 Apr 2035
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

Nobody wants to play Remo Stars right now

10 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Match

Oche Ademola sends Remo Stars through

Cup ties wait for somebody to seize them, and Oche Ademola obliged against Bendel Insurance. 2‑0 on the night, and the name in the next round’s hat is Remo Stars.

Match

Nobody above Remo Stars

First, on 38 points. The table is a fact and a fact is allowed to be enjoyed, which is as far as anybody at the club is prepared to go in public.

Player ratings

Joseph Ejuke was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 29. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Player ratings

Oche Ademola, 17, steals the show — 8.01

Marked 8.01 at 17, in a side that makes no allowances for age. He did not need any, and he looked the least nervous man on the pitch.

Market

Emmanuel Jonas asks to leave Remo Stars

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout

Solomon Gabriel says Remo Stars went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Match

Remo Stars keep winning on the road

5 away wins in a row. Travelling support is the truest kind, and this season it is being repaid in the only currency that counts.

Market

Ademola Oduya has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Remo Stars they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

In brief

450 Edition

The Remo Stars Herald

12 Mar 2035
From our football correspondent Triumph

Squad

Adama Goïta takes the match ball home

3 goals in one afternoon from one man. The other players were also present, a witness confirmed.

Match

Nobody wants to play Remo Stars right now

4 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Player ratings

Pape Diong goes up and wins it — 7.98

A defender on the scoresheet, which happens rarely enough that everybody in the ground remembers who took the corner. 1 for him, and a mark of 7.98 for the rest of it.

The dugout

Aka David: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Remo Stars have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Only the photograph left for Oche Ademola

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Oche Ademola will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Remo Stars the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

6 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Remo Stars and El-Kanemi Warriors in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Match

Adama Goïta the difference as Remo Stars beat El-Kanemi Warriors

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Adama Goïta. 4‑2 against El-Kanemi Warriors, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Adama Goïta

Marked 9.46 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Adama Goïta falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

448 Edition

The Remo Stars Herald

26 Feb 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Antonio Galeano, 34, rolls back the years — 7.84

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 7.84 at 34, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Market

Chinedu Ajayi has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Remo Stars they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Words exchanged at Remo Stars

Oscar Naasei and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

Emmanuel Dung the difference as Remo Stars beat Wikki Tourists

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Emmanuel Dung. 1‑0 against Wikki Tourists, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Emmanuel Dung at his very best

Marked 8.08. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Remo Stars.

Squad

33 clean sheets for Wilfred Akpan

A goalkeeper's career is counted in the games nobody scored in, and Wilfred Akpan now has 33 of them across 65 appearances. Nothing about that number was luck.

The dugout

No hiding place for Aymen Charaka

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Aymen Charaka, and the manager let it.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We controlled it. There were spells I did not like and we will look at them, but the group showed me something.” Aminu Balogun, on a 1‑0 win that he was already picking apart on the walk to the press room.

Squad

A row about effort at Remo Stars

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Ahmed Helmy was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

In brief

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The Remo Stars Herald

29 Jan 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Ehije Ukaki has said yes to Plateau United

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Remo Stars have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Market

Joseph Ejuke puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Remo Stars, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Remo Stars say no — this time

The offer from Barau for Chukwueze Onyekuru was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Market

Chinedu Ajayi has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Remo Stars they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

A row about effort at Remo Stars

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Adama Goïta was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Words exchanged at Remo Stars

Oscar Naasei and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

Tirana tell Remo Stars: Isaac Enoghama is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Match

Rivers United take the points off Remo Stars

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Boardroom

Inquest at Remo Stars

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

In brief

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The Remo Stars Herald

11 Dec 2034
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Aka David hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Remo Stars can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Only the photograph left for Abraham Ademola

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Abraham Ademola will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Remo Stars the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Emmanuel Dung in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Remo Stars this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Remo Stars training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Adama Goïta is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Joseph Ejuke gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

When it matters, Adama Goïta plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

Gordon Cudjoe is still paying for one afternoon at Remo Stars

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

Market

Talks stall between Remo Stars and Aboubacar Lô

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

Market

The Ehije Ukaki talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Remo Stars know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

435 Edition

The Remo Stars Herald

27 Nov 2034
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Daniel Bassey is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Remo Stars is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Words exchanged at Remo Stars

Oscar Naasei and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Adama Goïta falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

When it matters, Antonio Galeano plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Calvin Awaziem

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Wilfred Akpan asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

Remo Stars put Joseph Ejuke up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Joseph Ejuke may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

Market

Sulaiman Oyewale linked with a move away

The name of Sulaiman Oyewale keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Remo Stars say nothing, which says plenty.

Squad

Oscar Naasei has settled at Remo Stars

The shrug has gone, the language is coming, and he now argues in training like somebody who expects to be here next year. Half a signing's value is this and none of it appears on a fee.

In brief

  • Squad Terem Dennis is not doing himself any favours
  • Boardroom The Remo Stars board put their names to it
  • The dugout The manager plants his flag on Aka David
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The Remo Stars Herald

23 Oct 2034
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Only the photograph left for Sunday Ademola

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Sunday Ademola will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Remo Stars the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Remo Stars

Oscar Naasei was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

Afriyie Gyan frozen out at Remo Stars

This is not rotation. Afriyie Gyan has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Remo Stars is pretending otherwise.

Squad

A row about effort at Remo Stars

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Ahmed Helmy was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

When it matters, Ehije Ukaki plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

Joseph Ejuke gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

The Adama Goïta question follows Remo Stars around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Adama Goïta’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

The dugout

Terem Dennis knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Terem Dennis trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

Aka David placed on the list

Remo Stars have made Aka David available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

In brief

426 Edition

The Remo Stars Herald

25 Sep 2034
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

The knee: Ndidi Onyeka out for 18 days

18 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Remo Stars lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Market

Only the photograph left for Sunday Ademola

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Sunday Ademola will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Remo Stars the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Remo Stars

Emmanuel Dung was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

Afriyie Gyan frozen out at Remo Stars

This is not rotation. Afriyie Gyan has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Remo Stars is pretending otherwise.

Match

Adama Goïta sends Remo Stars past Kwara United

It finished 1‑0, and it was Adama Goïta’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Remo Stars.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Bright Ekong

Successful dribbles: 17. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

Adama Goïta was the difference for Remo Stars

Marked 7.89. Ask anyone leaving the ground what settled it and you will get one name, which is the only award that has ever really counted.

Squad

This league is too small for Uba Charles

He is doing things on a Saturday afternoon that nobody around him can answer, which is flattering for about one season and a problem after that. Remo Stars will not keep him by pretending otherwise.

Squad

Etebo Madu signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Etebo Madu and Remo Stars agree another 3 years.

In brief

420 Edition

The Remo Stars Herald

14 Aug 2034
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Antonio Galeano has said yes to El-Kanemi Warriors

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Remo Stars have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Market

Kwara United come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Remo Stars did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

The dugout

Joseph Ejuke keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Remo Stars may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Only the photograph left for Abraham Ademola

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Abraham Ademola will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Remo Stars the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Joshua Baba

Remo Stars asked and Hearts of Oak said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Words at Remo Stars training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Adama Goïta is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

The decline has begun for Taiye Murtala

Everybody saw it before anybody said it. At 34 the numbers say 3 points down on what he was, and the question for Remo Stars is how to handle a man they owe a great deal.

Squad

A falling-out at Remo Stars

Michael Umar and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Market

Bendel Insurance are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. Remo Stars will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

In brief

400 Edition

The Remo Stars Herald

27 Mar 2034
From our football correspondent Upbeat

The dugout

Calvin Awaziem keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Remo Stars may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Wilfred Akpan has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Remo Stars they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Adama Goïta falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

A falling-out at Remo Stars

Rayan Cheriat and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

Ehije Ukaki gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Ehije Ukaki is on it.

Market

No place for Victor Babatunde in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Victor Babatunde has his answer from Remo Stars; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

The dugout

The manager has not finished forgetting Olayinka Lawal's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Olayinka Ndidi

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

The Ehije Ukaki talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Remo Stars know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief