The IK Start Gazette
The dugout17 Dec 2035
Thomas Ryerson keeps the receipts
“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” IK Start may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.
Market17 Dec 2035
Kristian Linnes steps up from the IK Start academy
There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Kristian Linnes has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.
Market17 Dec 2035
One of our own: Lars Haaland joins the IK Start first team
Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Lars Haaland is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.
Market17 Dec 2035
IK Start promote Hakon Bohinen from within
The academy exists for exactly this morning. Hakon Bohinen has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.
Market17 Dec 2035
Martin Daehli steps up from the IK Start academy
There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Martin Daehli has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.
Squad17 Dec 2035
Marcus Singh signs a new deal
“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Marcus Singh commits to IK Start for another 3 years.
Squad17 Dec 2035
Tempers go at IK Start
Ole King was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.
The dugout17 Dec 2035
Sander Rød gets it from the manager
“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.
Squad17 Dec 2035
Jonas Thorsby: “I am not a substitute”
“I have done everything asked of me in training and it has not changed a thing on a Saturday.” The most familiar complaint in football, and one IK Start will have to answer with minutes or with a transfer.
In brief
- The dugout The manager makes Tobias Meling a promise
- The dugout Vladimir Vydra knocks on the manager's door
- Boardroom IK Start keep producing them