Patrick Ilsanker

Central Defender - Stripfing U20
28 Aug 2036
Thursday
Process

Marked for Patrick Ilsanker

478 Edition

The Stripfing Post

24 Sep 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Patrick Ilsanker breaks a bone — 19 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 19 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Kenneth Gravenberch puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Stripfing, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Julian Lazaro in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stripfing this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

FC Liefering take the points off Stripfing

Beaten 1‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Words at Stripfing training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Emil Kamilov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

The run is over for Stripfing

4 matches without defeat, and then FC Liefering. Nobody at the ground pretended it would go on forever; nobody expected it to stop here either.

Squad

Agustín Bitancurt wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Stripfing know it.

The dugout

Interim Coach: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 1‑3, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

The dugout

Max Kleinbruckner gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

Back issues
477 Edition

The Stripfing Post

17 Sep 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A fracture rules Patrick Ilsanker out for 26 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Stripfing will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Stripfing cannot stop winning

4 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Squad

Max Kleinbruckner gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Max Kleinbruckner has just signed for Stripfing, and for once the answer mattered.

Transfer targets

Justin Omoregie turns down Stripfing

The clubs had agreed and the player had not. A snub, and a public one: Red Bull Salzburg keep him, and the supporters here are left wondering what he had heard about the place.

Squad

Words exchanged at Stripfing

Julian Lazaro and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Boardroom

Belts tighten at Stripfing

The accounts are being read more closely than the results. Wages before ambition is the order of business now, and the manager has been told so.

Boardroom

Stripfing agree a free transfer for Håkon Vold Krohg

Nothing happens for months and then he simply arrives, at no cost, having signed a pre-contract while still turning out for somebody else. It is the least dramatic way to sign a footballer and frequently the shrewdest.

Match

Stripfing find a way past Austria Lustenau

Austria Lustenau made Stripfing work for it, but the scoreboard read 1‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Player ratings

The afternoon belonged to Bas Snaet

A mark of 7.98, and nobody in the ground would argue with it. He was involved in everything that mattered and most of what did not.

In brief

  • The dugout A promise honoured at Stripfing
  • The dugout The view from the dugout
  • The dugout Emil Kamilov is still being punished for one mistake
476 Edition

The Stripfing Post

10 Sep 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Patrick Ilsanker breaks a bone — 33 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 33 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Transfer targets

No thanks: Philipp Maybach rejects the move

Stripfing had done everything except persuade the man himself. He stays at Red Bull Salzburg, and the manager goes back to the drawing board with the money still in the bank.

Boardroom

Lamine Diawara will join Stripfing for nothing

The paperwork is done long before the player is. Lamine Diawara has agreed terms to come here when his current deal runs out, which means Stripfing have spent a summer's transfer budget on a phone call.

Market

Still no ink between Stripfing and João Félix

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Stripfing, another week without a signature from João Félix.

Transfer targets

Zach Watson stays at Altach as time runs out

A deal that was a phone call from completion at lunchtime was dead by midnight. Stripfing will try again when the window opens; Altach may not be selling by then.

Squad

A row about effort at Stripfing

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Emil Kamilov was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

No hiding place for Emil Kamilov

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Emil Kamilov, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Julian Lazaro is still being punished for one mistake

Nobody will confirm it and the team sheets confirm it every week. One error has bought him a spell as second choice that is already longer than the error deserved.

Squad

Tempers go at Stripfing

Agustín Bitancurt was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

475 Edition

The Stripfing Post

3 Sep 2035
From our football correspondent Triumph

Squad

Toby Vanaken takes the match ball home

4 goals in one afternoon from one man. The other players were also present, a witness confirmed.

Match

Cup progress for Stripfing

A 3‑2 win over Altach, a place in the next round, and the quiet arithmetic every supporter does on the walk home: how many more until a final?

Match

Toby Vanaken sends Stripfing through

Cup ties wait for somebody to seize them, and Toby Vanaken obliged against Altach. 4‑1 on the night, and the name in the next round’s hat is Stripfing.

Match

Stripfing come from 2 down to beat Altach

At 2 goals adrift this was a formality, and the formality lasted right up until it did not. Stripfing found something the first half had given no notice of, and Altach could not hold what they had.

Squad

A fracture rules Patrick Ilsanker out for 40 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Stripfing will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

A day João Félix will not forget

3 goals in one game. The first was taken well, the second was taken greedily, and by the third the crowd were simply waiting for him to get the ball.

Player ratings

João Félix, 35, rolls back the years — 9.48

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 9.48 at 35, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Player ratings

Toby Vanaken, 21, steals the show — 8.27

Marked 8.27 at 21, in a side that makes no allowances for age. He did not need any, and he looked the least nervous man on the pitch.

Transfer targets

Stripfing agree $110.0K for Zach Watson

The clubs have shaken hands with Altach; the player has not yet. Personal terms are next, and personal terms are where more deals die than anybody prints.

In brief

474 Edition

The Stripfing Post

27 Aug 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Patrick Ilsanker out for 47 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Stripfing will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Ignacio Romero puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Stripfing, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

João Félix scores twice — 8.79

Two goals and a mark of 8.79 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Transfer targets

Đorđe Skoko will not be coming to Stripfing

Terms were offered and declined. Whether it was the wages, the role or the town, nobody at Rapid Wien is saying, and nobody at Stripfing is enjoying the guessing.

Squad

A row about effort at Stripfing

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and João Félix was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Player ratings

Kaion Lisbie was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 22. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Match

João Félix sends Stripfing past Schwarz-Weiß Bregenz

It finished 2‑1, and it was João Félix’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Stripfing.

Squad

Marcell Hall in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stripfing this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Time is catching up with Elias Saad

Everybody at Stripfing saw it before anybody said it, which is how this always goes. At 35 the decline is real and measurable — 3 points — and the only question left is how the club handles somebody it owes a great deal to.

In brief

473 Edition

The Stripfing Post

20 Aug 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Patrick Ilsanker out for 54 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Stripfing will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Ignacio Romero is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Stripfing is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

Olsen Djédjé hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Stripfing can pretend not to have heard.

The dugout

Gabriel Salvetti: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Stripfing have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Transfer targets

Justin Omoregie turns down Stripfing

The clubs had agreed and the player had not. A snub, and a public one: Red Bull Salzburg keep him, and the supporters here are left wondering what he had heard about the place.

Squad

A falling-out at Stripfing

Ignacio Romero and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Boardroom

Belts tighten at Stripfing

The accounts are being read more closely than the results. Wages before ambition is the order of business now, and the manager has been told so.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Dominik Neumann

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Emil Kamilov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

472 Edition

The Stripfing Post

13 Aug 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Patrick Ilsanker breaks a bone — 61 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 61 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Alijon Bekmurodov puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Stripfing, and it is not being withdrawn.

Transfer targets

Justin Omoregie due for a Stripfing medical

Everything agreed with Red Bull Salzburg, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Transfer targets

Philipp Maybach turns down Stripfing

The clubs had agreed and the player had not. A snub, and a public one: Red Bull Salzburg keep him, and the supporters here are left wondering what he had heard about the place.

Squad

A row about effort at Stripfing

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and João Félix was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Home is on Ignacio Romero's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Stripfing are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Transfer targets

WSG Tirol tell Stripfing: Ethan Gold is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Match

Young Violets take the points off Stripfing

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Words exchanged at Stripfing

Marcell Hall and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

In brief

471 Edition

The Stripfing Post

6 Aug 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

68 days out for Patrick Ilsanker after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Stripfing will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

The dugout

Michael Hunter says Stripfing went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

João Félix falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

João Félix gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Tempers go at Stripfing

Dominik Neumann was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Đorđe Skoko

Stripfing asked and Rapid Wien said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Elias Saad

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Stripfing find a way past Hertha Wels

Hertha Wels made Stripfing work for it, but the scoreboard read 1‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Market

Talks stall between Stripfing and Eskil Edh

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

In brief

470 Edition

The Stripfing Post

30 Jul 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

75 days out for Patrick Ilsanker after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Stripfing will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

The dugout

Alijon Bekmurodov keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Stripfing may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Transfer targets

Thomas Campaniello due for a Stripfing medical

Everything agreed with Blau-Weiß Linz, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Player ratings

Kaion Lisbie runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 23. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Kaion Lisbie signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Kaion Lisbie commits to Stripfing for another 3 years.

Boardroom

Graduation day at Stripfing

9 boys move up, and somewhere in the building the people who coached them at twelve are quietly having the best morning of their working year. Nothing about this shows up in a result and it is why the academy exists.

Market

Stripfing promote Marco Dragovic from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Marco Dragovic has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

Market

One of our own: Kevin Ulmer joins the Stripfing first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Kevin Ulmer is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Market

Marco Arnautovic steps up from the Stripfing academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Marco Arnautovic has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

In brief

469 Edition

The Stripfing Post

23 Jul 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Patrick Ilsanker breaks a bone — 82 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 82 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Ignacio Romero is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Stripfing is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

Toby Vanaken hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Stripfing can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

João Félix falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Words exchanged at Stripfing

Eskil Edh and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Boardroom

Belts tighten at Stripfing

The accounts are being read more closely than the results. Wages before ambition is the order of business now, and the manager has been told so.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Dominik Neumann

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Home is on Agustín Bitancurt's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Stripfing are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Transfer targets

Stripfing ask about Ethan Gold

A loan enquiry to WSG Tirol: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

In brief