Patrick Moukandjo

Central Defender - Unisport Bafang
5 Sep 2036
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525 Edition

The Unisport Bafang Post

18 Aug 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Unisport Bafang board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Market

Terms done: Yves Mbappe is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and Dynamo Douala waiting with a shirt. Nobody at Unisport Bafang is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Market

Desire Etame is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Unisport Bafang is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Becker Tcheuani in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Unisport Bafang this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

When it matters, Dimitri Mbele plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

The Dimitri Mbele talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Unisport Bafang know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

Back issues
524 Edition

The Unisport Bafang Post

11 Aug 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Terms done: Desire Etame is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and Dynamo Douala waiting with a shirt. Nobody at Unisport Bafang is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Market

Samuel Siani asks to leave Unisport Bafang

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

A falling-out at Unisport Bafang

Becker Tcheuani and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

Edgar Fai gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

César Epoh gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say César Epoh is on it.

Market

Promise Awosanmi linked with a move away

The name of Promise Awosanmi keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Unisport Bafang say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

505 Edition

The Unisport Bafang Post

31 Mar 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Anger at Unisport Bafang spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Market

Yves Mbappe has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Unisport Bafang they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

The dugout

Karl Toko-Ekambi says Unisport Bafang went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at Unisport Bafang

Becker Tcheuani was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

Dimitri Mbele gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Dimitri Mbele is on it.

The dugout

Yves Mbappe knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Unisport Bafang, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

Dimitri Mbele linked with a move away

The name of Dimitri Mbele keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Unisport Bafang say nothing, which says plenty.

Squad

Joel Aboubakar is not doing himself any favours

A manager forgives a bad Saturday far more readily than a bad Tuesday, because one of them he can explain and the other one he chose. The reports this week have not been good.

Match

Mid-table, and Unisport Bafang know it

Position 9 on 29 points, with the season drifting toward the summer. It is the safest place in football and the hardest one to sell a season ticket from.

In brief

499 Edition

The Unisport Bafang Post

18 Feb 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

9 matches without a win for Unisport Bafang

The run now stands at 9, and the questions being asked around Unisport Bafang are no longer polite ones.

Match

Chastening afternoon for Unisport Bafang

A 0‑3 beating by Panthere du Nde was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Market

Desire Etame is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Unisport Bafang is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

A falling-out at Unisport Bafang

Becker Tcheuani and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Boardroom

Doors closed at Unisport Bafang

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

The dugout

Interim Coach faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Interim Coach after 0‑3, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

The dugout

No hiding place for Desire Ekambi

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Desire Ekambi, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Joel Ganago gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Joel Ganago is on it.

The dugout

Madaoua Tchiva knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Unisport Bafang, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

481 Edition

The Unisport Bafang Post

15 Oct 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Unisport Bafang board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Squad

Tempers go at Unisport Bafang

Becker Tcheuani was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

Promise Awosanmi knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Unisport Bafang, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Looking ahead

The leaders are next for Unisport Bafang

Gazelle Garoua top the table and they are coming into view. Nothing to lose, which is what every manager says before losing.

The dugout

Joel Ganago gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Joel Ganago is on it.

Squad

A season on the outside for Trezeguet Hegazi

He trains hard, says the right things and goes home to an empty flat. Nobody at Unisport Bafang has done anything wrong, which is exactly what makes it so difficult to fix.

Market

Dimitri Mbele linked with a move away

The name of Dimitri Mbele keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Unisport Bafang say nothing, which says plenty.

Squad

An aura around Madaoua Tchiva

Where he used to play does most of his talking for him at Unisport Bafang. The room defers to it, the kids study it, and the only thing that can puncture it is a bad month.

Market

The clock does Vladimir Limaleba’s negotiating for him

5 months left, and both sides know what that means: every week without a signature, the fee Unisport Bafang could ask drops and the wages Vladimir Limaleba can ask rise.

In brief