David Ramirez

Attacking Midfielder (L) - Deportivo La Guaira
19 Jan 2048
Sunday
Process

Marked for David Ramirez

1120 Edition

The Deportivo La Guaira Gazette

13 Jan 2048
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

The Rafael Ferraresi conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: Zulia will make the call about Rafael Ferraresi this week. Deportivo La Guaira have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Maximiliano Campos

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Tobias Schuster has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Deportivo La Guaira will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

Back issues
1119 Edition

The Deportivo La Guaira Gazette

6 Jan 2048
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The season belongs to Omer Natcho

An individual honour is a strange thing in a team game, and the best of them are never argued with. He has had the sort of year that ends with his name being read out, and Deportivo La Guaira have had the benefit of it.

Market

Eyes on Rafael Ferraresi again

The phone has started ringing about Rafael Ferraresi again, and this time the name on the line is Zulia. Deportivo La Guaira are listening politely and promising nothing.

Squad

David Ramirez keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Deportivo La Guaira may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Recep Akgun signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Recep Akgun commits to Deportivo La Guaira for another 4 years.

Boardroom

$3.6M on the table at Deportivo La Guaira

The board have answered with money instead of encouragement, which is the only answer a manager ever wants. Spending it well is now entirely his problem.

Squad

Omer Natcho has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Deportivo La Guaira will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

1117 Edition

The Deportivo La Guaira Gazette

23 Dec 2047
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Deportivo La Guaira say no — this time

The offer from Llaneros for Tobias Schuster was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Michael Jackson signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Michael Jackson commits to Deportivo La Guaira for another 3 years.

Squad

When it matters, Gabriel Cordova plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

1106 Edition

The Deportivo La Guaira Gazette

7 Oct 2047
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Christian Doku damages knee ligaments — 14 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 14 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

A European night to remember for Deportivo La Guaira

3‑1 against Universidad de Chile, under lights, against people who do not speak the same language as the crowd. These are the evenings a club measures its decade in, and there are never as many of them as anybody expects.

Match

Deportivo La Guaira are in among the leaders

Position 1 and 65 points on the board. Nobody at the ground will say the word out loud yet, and everybody at the ground is thinking it.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Victor Rosales

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

David Ramirez: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Deportivo La Guaira have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Martín Torres

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Omer Natcho

Marked 8.14 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Boardroom

Deportivo La Guaira release $3.6M for the manager

The board have put money on the table rather than an encouraging word. What happens to it now is somebody else's problem, and somebody else's job.

Squad

Deportivo La Guaira pick somebody else ahead of Maximiliano Campos

There is no complaint available here and everybody involved knows it, which does not make the walk to the bench any shorter. Form is the only currency in football that cannot be borrowed against.

In brief