Andrej Đokanović

Central Defender - Kasimpasa
15 Oct 2028
Sunday
Process

Marked for Andrej Đokanović

102 Edition

The Kasimpasa Herald

10 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Hamza Čataković out for 101 days

101 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Kasimpasa lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Squad

A fracture rules Mortadha Ben Ouannes out for 52 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Kasimpasa will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Transfer targets

Sərtan Taşkın due for a Kasimpasa medical

Everything agreed with Serikspor, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Market

Kasimpasa get their man

The chase for Andrej Đokanović ended with $900.0K changing hands and Umraniyespor out of reasons to say no. The supporters will judge the fee the only way that matters: on Saturdays.

Market

Kasimpasa get their man

The chase for Hikmet Çiftçi ended with $740.0K changing hands and Bandirmaspor out of reasons to say no. The supporters will judge the fee the only way that matters: on Saturdays.

Squad

Andri Fannar Baldursson in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kasimpasa this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Kasimpasa

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Matei Ilie was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Kasimpasa rebuffed over Zafer Görgen

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Besiktas have kept their man, and Kasimpasa go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Selim Dilli

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

Back issues
102 Edition

The Umraniyespor Post

10 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

A $950.0K sale, and a town that did not want it

Efe Doğan has gone, the accounts have $950.0K in them, and the supporters have the feeling of having been sold something themselves. Good business and a good decision are not always the same thing.

Market

Umraniyespor turn down Hatayspor for Talha Özdemir

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Transfer targets

Ozan Tufan will not be coming to Umraniyespor

Terms were offered and declined. Whether it was the wages, the role or the town, nobody at Trabzonspor is saying, and nobody at Umraniyespor is enjoying the guessing.

Market

Business is business: Efe Doğan goes

Adana Demirspor paid $950.0K and Umraniyespor took it, which is the whole story in one sentence. The longer version involves a wage budget and will be told all season.

Squad

Home is on Arthur Henrique's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Umraniyespor are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Market

Umraniyespor sell Andrej Đokanović for $900.0K

Andrej Đokanović has left for Kasimpasa in a $900.0K deal. The accountants are pleased; the supporters are less certain.

Squad

Words exchanged at Umraniyespor

Arthur Henrique and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

Umraniyespor rebuffed over Furkan Doğan

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Alanyaspor have kept their man, and Umraniyespor go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

The dugout

Matías Laurino gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

101 Edition

The Kasimpasa Herald

3 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Hamza Čataković damages knee ligaments — 110 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 110 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A fracture rules Mortadha Ben Ouannes out for 59 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Kasimpasa will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Boardroom

Ozan Torun has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Kasimpasa can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Kasimpasa

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Kasimpasa is running low.

Transfer targets

Hikmet Çiftçi due for a Kasimpasa medical

Everything agreed with Bandirmaspor, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Transfer targets

Kasimpasa make their move for Sərtan Taşkın

$1.1M on the table at Serikspor. The manager wanted him, the board agreed a number, and the only voices still to be heard are the ones at the other club.

Squad

A move Phellipe would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Phellipe is living that version at Kasimpasa, and it tends to show in the first month.

Transfer targets

Kasimpasa make their move for Andrej Đokanović

$900.0K on the table at Umraniyespor. The manager wanted him, the board agreed a number, and the only voices still to be heard are the ones at the other club.

Market

Phellipe is a Kasimpasa player

The fee is $370.0K, the contract is signed, and the argument about whether he is worth it can begin. Istanbulspor drove a hard bargain; time will say who won it.

In brief

101 Edition

The Umraniyespor Post

3 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Kocaelispor come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Umraniyespor did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

Facundo Moreno puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Umraniyespor, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Kasimpasa join the queue for Andrej Đokanović

Add another name to the list: Kasimpasa have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Andrej Đokanović. The answer from Umraniyespor has not changed — yet.

Squad

A falling-out at Umraniyespor

Arthur Henrique and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Home is on Philipp Simon's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Umraniyespor are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Transfer targets

Basaksehir tell Umraniyespor: Berkay Özcan is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

A row about effort at Umraniyespor

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Toheeb Kosoko was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Umraniyespor try to borrow Gürkan Başkan

Keciorengucu have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

Boardroom

5 new boys at the Umraniyespor academy

Signed today, seen by nobody for years, and one of them may one day be the reason the club exists. That is the whole of the argument for an academy, and it is a good one.

In brief

96 Edition

The Umraniyespor Post

29 May 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Umraniyespor

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Arthur Henrique in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Umraniyespor this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Ibrahim Abdelhakim arrives at the club he grew up with

Every footballer has an answer to the question about his boyhood club, and most of them never get to act on it. Ibrahim Abdelhakim has, at Umraniyespor, and the first month will show what that does to a man.

Squad

Vince Gino Dekker falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Cenk Tosun stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Cenk Tosun and Umraniyespor agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

The dugout

Matías Laurino knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Matías Laurino trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

Cenk Tosun brings the grey hairs Umraniyespor lacked

At 37, he has seen every situation this season can produce, twice. The legs will be managed; the head is the purchase.

The dugout

When it matters, Raí plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

Andrej Đokanović has been promised minutes

A conversation in the manager’s office, and a commitment that came out of it. Promises like that are cheap to make and expensive to break, and Andrej Đokanović has written the date down.

In brief

92 Edition

The Umraniyespor Post

1 May 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Cihan Topaloğlu stands alone

9 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Umraniyespor

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Umraniyespor is running low.

Squad

Tempers go at Umraniyespor

Furkan Orak was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Philipp Simon wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Umraniyespor know it.

The terraces

Umraniyespor supporters have found a favourite in Joseph Mangondo

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 22-year-old it feels ownership of. Joseph Mangondo has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Match

Umraniyespor find a way past Manisa FK

Manisa FK made Umraniyespor work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Match

Umraniyespor end the wait against Manisa FK

It had gone 5 games. The players did not celebrate like men who had won a match; they celebrated like men who had been let out of something.

Squad

Fahri Ay falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Looking ahead

A six-pointer for Umraniyespor

Sariyer next, and both sides can do the sum. Win and the table looks different; lose and it looks the way everybody has been fearing.

In brief

86 Edition

The Umraniyespor Post

20 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Matías Laurino damages knee ligaments — 37 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 37 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Cihan Topaloğlu

There were 10 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Umraniyespor

Position 18 and 27 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Squad

A row about effort at Umraniyespor

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Furkan Orak was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Words exchanged at Umraniyespor

Cebio Soukou and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

Maxim Turischev’s goal not enough for Umraniyespor

Maxim Turischev scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to Boluspor, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

The dugout

Andrej Đokanović gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 1‑2 Serdar Karaman left the room before anybody could ask which.

The dugout

A promise honoured for Emirhan Arkutcu

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. Umraniyespor told Emirhan Arkutcu something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

In brief

76 Edition

The Umraniyespor Post

10 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Andrej Đokanović hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Umraniyespor can pretend not to have heard.

Transfer targets

No thanks: Serdar Saatçı rejects the move

Umraniyespor had done everything except persuade the man himself. He stays at Trabzonspor, and the manager goes back to the drawing board with the money still in the bank.

Squad

Words exchanged at Umraniyespor

Tomislav Glumac and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Arthur Henrique falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Besiktas tell Umraniyespor: Emrecan Terzi is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Match

Adana Demirspor take the points off Umraniyespor

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Match

The half-term report on Umraniyespor

Position 20, 14 points, and every result so far reduced to one line. The second half of the season starts with the same squad and a different set of expectations.

The dugout

Serdar Karaman: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 0‑1, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

Transfer targets

Umraniyespor try to borrow Serdar Saatçı

Trabzonspor have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

In brief

74 Edition

The Umraniyespor Post

27 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Maxim Turischev breaks a bone — 15 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 15 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Player ratings

Andrej Đokanović pops up at the right end — 7.86

7.86, 1 on the scoresheet, and the specific comedy of a back-four player celebrating like somebody who does this every week. He does not, and that is exactly why the ground reacted the way it did.

Player ratings

A defender's goal wins it for Umraniyespor — 7.34

1 for Atalay Babacan, marked 7.34, and a centre-half's name in the part of the report he normally only reaches by mistake. He will not be allowed to forget it in the dressing room for a month.

Match

Atalay Babacan the difference as Umraniyespor beat Sariyer

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Atalay Babacan. 3‑2 against Sariyer, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Squad

Words at Umraniyespor training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Arthur Henrique is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

A falling-out at Umraniyespor

Philipp Simon and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The terraces

One of their own: Joseph Mangondo

He is 22 and the ground already sings his name, which is a thing that happens to local boys and almost never to signings. Everything from here is measured against an affection he did nothing to earn except be from here.

Match

The drought breaks for Umraniyespor

5 without a win is the sort of run that changes how a town talks about its club, and Sariyer were the afternoon it stopped. Nothing is fixed by one result and everything feels different by one.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Barış Ekincier

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

72 Edition

The Umraniyespor Post

13 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Maxim Turischev out for 30 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Umraniyespor will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Amazonas come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Umraniyespor did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Match

4 matches without a win for Umraniyespor

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Umraniyespor are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Tempers go at Umraniyespor

Arthur Henrique was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

A bad afternoon for Umraniyespor against Serikspor

0‑1 to Serikspor, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Andrej Đokanović

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Serdar Karaman: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 0‑1, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

The dugout

Arthur Henrique asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

The dugout

Tomislav Glumac does not fit this one

Ninety specific minutes wanted a different sort of player, and the manager picked one. He is not out of form and he is not in the side, and both are true.

In brief

70 Edition

The Umraniyespor Post

29 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Maxim Turischev breaks a bone — 48 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 48 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

A falling-out at Umraniyespor

Maxim Turischev and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Umraniyespor training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Arthur Henrique is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Cihan Topaloğlu gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Oğuz Yıldırım did the work nobody counts — 6.68

11 combined actions and 6.68. The job he did is the one that shows up as other people looking good, and the only reliable way to notice it is to watch what happens on the afternoons he is missing.

Squad

Facundo Moreno wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Umraniyespor can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

Match

Honours even between Umraniyespor and Eyupspor

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

The dugout

Half-satisfied: Serdar Karaman on the draw

“There are things I liked and things we will be doing on Tuesday until they are right.” 1‑1, and a manager who had already decided what Tuesday looked like.

The dugout

Tomislav Glumac asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

63 Edition

The Umraniyespor Post

11 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Maxim Turischev out for 101 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Umraniyespor will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Arthur Henrique in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Umraniyespor this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A last season at home is what Philipp Simon is after

It is sentimental, it is completely genuine, and it is the beginning of a departure nobody has announced. The club can be gracious about it or it can pretend not to have heard.

The dugout

No hiding place for Raí

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Raí, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Tomislav Glumac asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

The dugout

Yusuf Kocatürk has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Umraniyespor will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Looking ahead

Mert Miraç Altıntaş faces his old club

Amedspor next, and one man in the Umraniyespor dressing room knows their training ground better than his own. The reception will tell him what they thought of him.

Squad

Raí wants out of the dugout

“I did not sign to watch. Nobody does.” The oldest complaint in the game, and Umraniyespor will have to answer it with minutes or with a move.

Market

Umraniyespor put Andrej Đokanović up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Andrej Đokanović may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

In brief

58 Edition

The Umraniyespor Post

6 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Cihan Topaloğlu breaks a bone — 25 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 25 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

The dugout

Maxim Turischev: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Umraniyespor have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Andrej Đokanović puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Umraniyespor, and it is not being withdrawn.

Boardroom

Umraniyespor close the window on a squad of their own making

19 in and 11 out, and no more changes for months. The manager has what he has, the supporters have their opinion of it, and the table will have the last word.

Squad

Muharrem Cinan in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Umraniyespor this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Umraniyespor

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Arthur Henrique was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Umraniyespor rebuffed over Kazımcan Karataş

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Galatasaray have kept their man, and Umraniyespor go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

The dugout

Joseph Mangondo gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Home is on Facundo Moreno's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Umraniyespor are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

In brief

45 Edition

The Umraniyespor Post

7 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Cebio Soukou breaks a bone — 90 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 90 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

The knee: Kubilay Aktaş out for 95 days

95 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Umraniyespor lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Market

Kubilay Aktaş hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Umraniyespor can pretend not to have heard.

The dugout

Andrej Đokanović: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Umraniyespor have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Words exchanged at Umraniyespor

Arthur Henrique and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Mert Miraç Altıntaş gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Mert Miraç Altıntaş has just signed for Umraniyespor, and for once the answer mattered.

Transfer targets

Umraniyespor rebuffed over Meschack Elia

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Alanyaspor have kept their man, and Umraniyespor go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

The dugout

Nurettin Çakır gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Atalay Babacan asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

37 Edition

The Umraniyespor Post

12 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

10 matches without a win for Umraniyespor

The run now stands at 10, and the questions being asked around Umraniyespor are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Tempers go at Umraniyespor

Arthur Henrique was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Batuhan Çelik’s goal not enough for Umraniyespor

Batuhan Çelik scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑3 to Boluspor, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Matías Laurino

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Andrej Đokanović wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Umraniyespor know it.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We will look at it, we will learn from it, and we go again.” The three sentences every manager keeps for a 1‑3 defeat, delivered by Serdar Karaman to a room that had heard them before.

Player ratings

Álex Blanco beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 15. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

The dugout

Umraniyespor keep their word to Engjëll Hoti

Clubs make promises constantly and the page usually only hears about them when they are broken. This one was honoured, and the dressing room noticed that faster than any supporter did.

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Atalay Babacan is still paying for one afternoon at Umraniyespor

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

In brief

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The Umraniyespor Post

8 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Umraniyespor

6 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

The dugout

Andrej Đokanović says Umraniyespor went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Arthur Henrique signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Arthur Henrique commits to Umraniyespor for another 2 years.

Squad

Cebio Soukou wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Umraniyespor know it.

Squad

Words exchanged at Umraniyespor

Arthur Henrique and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

No clean sheets in sight for Umraniyespor

4 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Match

A bad afternoon for Umraniyespor against Bodrum FK

1‑2 to Bodrum FK, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Barış Ekincier falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Serdar Karaman faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Serdar Karaman after 1‑2, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

In brief

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1 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Umraniyespor

5 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Home is on Arthur Henrique's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Umraniyespor are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

Cebio Soukou wants one last season at home

Every long career reaches the week the last one is thought about. He would like it to be where he started, and Umraniyespor know now that the thought has arrived.

Squad

A falling-out at Umraniyespor

Arthur Henrique and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

Erzurumspor take the points off Umraniyespor

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Raí falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Serdar Karaman answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 0‑2, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

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Somebody else is better right now than Philipp Simon

The team sheet says it in public every week until it changes. The only version of being dropped a footballer cannot argue with, and the one he takes hardest.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Andrej Đokanović

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief