Maxime Do Couto

Attacking Midfielder (L) - Ypsonas
2 Jun 2027
Wednesday
Process

Marked for Maxime Do Couto

40 Edition

The Ypsonas Gazette

3 May 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Ypsonas part company with Constantinos Makris

The statement thanked him for his efforts and wished him well, in that order and in about that many words. The search begins immediately.

Squad

A fracture rules Yevhen Budnik out for 98 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Ypsonas will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Boardroom

Kyriakos Soteriou steps up at Ypsonas for now

“Somebody picks the team on Saturday. This week it is me, and that is as far as I have thought.” No promises were made in either direction, which is how these usually begin.

Squad

Tempers go at Ypsonas

Maxime Do Couto was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Dylan Ouédraogo wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Ypsonas know it.

Squad

Words at Ypsonas training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Kristopher Da Graça is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Ypsonas pay $80.9K to end Constantinos Makris's contract

The bill for the sacking has arrived. Constantinos Makris leaves with $80.9K for the time left on his deal, and that money buys the club nothing it can put on the pitch.

Loan watch

Ivan Chavdarov Pankov counts the days

“I watch every Ypsonas game from here. That says everything about where my head is.” The loan at Akritas Chlorakas runs its course, but his heart never made the trip.

Boardroom

89% of the income goes out in wages at Ypsonas

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

In brief

Back issues
33 Edition

The Ypsonas Gazette

15 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Nowhere to hide for Ypsonas

0‑3 against Anorthosis, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Match

Ypsonas finish in position 14

19 points, and the season has a number on it. Whatever it felt like from the inside, this is what it will look like in a book.

Match

No end in sight to Ypsonas's wait for a win

8 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Ypsonas has to find a result from somewhere.

The dugout

Bence Szakos says Ypsonas went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at Ypsonas

Maxime Do Couto was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Ypsonas

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Xavi Quintillà was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Dylan Ouédraogo wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Ypsonas can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

Boardroom

Inquest at Ypsonas

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

Squad

Too much change too quickly at Ypsonas

7 signings in three months. Every one of them may be an upgrade and the team can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild that never appears in the transfer-window verdicts.

In brief

32 Edition

The Ypsonas Gazette

8 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Constantinos Makris has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Ypsonas can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Match

A hiding for Ypsonas

Beaten 0‑3 by Apollon, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Match

The wait goes on for Ypsonas

7 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Thierno signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Thierno commits to Ypsonas for another 4 years.

Squad

Anthony Uzodimma wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Ypsonas know it.

Squad

A falling-out at Ypsonas

Xavi Quintillà and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Anthony Uzodimma falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

No hiding place for Maxime Do Couto

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Maxime Do Couto, and the manager let it.

Looking ahead

Everything rides on Anorthosis

Both clubs in the mire, one fixture between them, and a ground that will be louder and more frightened than at any point in the season. Ypsonas know what is at stake and so does everybody in the away end.

In brief

  • The dugout Fábio Duarte left out for the big one
  • Boardroom Nobody left the Ypsonas dressing room in a hurry
  • The dugout The view from the dugout
31 Edition

The Ypsonas Gazette

1 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Ypsonas board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Ypsonas

Position 13 and 19 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Ypsonas

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Match

6 matches without a win for Ypsonas

The run now stands at 6, and the questions being asked around Ypsonas are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Fábio Duarte wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Ypsonas know it.

Squad

A falling-out at Ypsonas

Maxime Do Couto and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Ypsonas training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Xavi Quintillà is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Fábio Duarte

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Ypsonas caught on 94 minutes

The board was up, the win was priced in, and then Ethnikos Achnas scored. There is no worse minute to concede in and the ground emptied in the silence that follows one.

In brief

29 Edition

The Ypsonas Gazette

15 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The dugout

Luiyi de Lucas keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Ypsonas may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Match

No end in sight to Ypsonas's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Ypsonas has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

Ypsonas cannot find the net

4 games without scoring. Strikers stop looking up, midfielders take the extra touch, and every shot that clears the bar is followed by a groan that has been building since the last goal.

Squad

Xavi Quintillà in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ypsonas this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Ypsonas training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Manuel De Iriondo is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Looking ahead

A six-pointer for Ypsonas

Omonoia Aradippou next, and both sides can do the sum. Win and the table looks different; lose and it looks the way everybody has been fearing.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Camilo Saíz

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

7 new faces, and Ypsonas are still learning each other

A squad rebuilt inside one window pays for it in a currency nobody budgets for. The football is not worse than the sum of the players; it is worse than the sum of the players who have played together before.

Player ratings

Maxime Do Couto was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 15. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

In brief

28 Edition

The Ypsonas Gazette

8 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Player ratings

Marco Camus was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 25. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ypsonas

Maxime Do Couto and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Xavi Quintillà falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

3 matches without a goal for Ypsonas

The chances are being made and something is happening between the making and the finishing. 3 matches now, and the anxiety in the ground arrives a little earlier every week.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Carlos Durán

Ypsonas asked and Barranquilla said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Match

Pafos take the points off Ypsonas

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Leleco signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Leleco commits to Ypsonas for another 1 years.

The dugout

Constantinos Makris answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 0‑1, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

The dugout

The team sheet said everything about Camilo Saíz

Warm-up bib, ninety minutes of watching, and a handshake at the end that fooled nobody. Big matches tell you who a manager trusts; this one told Camilo Saíz.

In brief

21 Edition

The Ypsonas Gazette

21 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Ypsonas's wait for a win

11 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Ypsonas has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

Ypsonas taken apart

0‑3 to AE Kition, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Squad

Xavi Quintillà in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ypsonas this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Ypsonas

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Kristopher Da Graça was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Boardroom

Nobody left the Ypsonas dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We will look at it, we will learn from it, and we go again.” The three sentences every manager keeps for a 0‑3 defeat, delivered by Constantinos Makris to a room that had heard them before.

Player ratings

Manuel De Iriondo gives it away

There was no pressure on him and nowhere he had to be. Ypsonas lost a goal to a decision that took half a second and will be discussed all week.

The dugout

Ypsonas pick somebody else ahead of Fábio Duarte

There is no complaint available here and everybody involved knows it, which does not make the walk to the bench any shorter. Form is the only currency in football that cannot be borrowed against.

The dugout

Manuel De Iriondo is still being punished for one mistake

Nobody will confirm it and the team sheets confirm it every week. One error has bought him a spell as second choice that is already longer than the error deserved.

In brief

15 Edition

The Ypsonas Gazette

9 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No end in sight to Ypsonas's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Ypsonas has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Xavi Quintillà signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Xavi Quintillà and Ypsonas agree another 3 years.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ypsonas

Xavi Quintillà and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Fábio Duarte

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

A row about effort at Ypsonas

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Kristopher Da Graça was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Player ratings

Maxime Do Couto was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 16. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

The dugout

Somebody else is better right now than Fábio Duarte

The team sheet says it in public every week until it changes. The only version of being dropped a footballer cannot argue with, and the one he takes hardest.

The dugout

Constantinos Makris on the point

“A point is a point and I will take it, but we should have had all three.” Constantinos Makris after the 0‑0 draw, and the sentence every manager in the country said at some stage this weekend.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Xavi Quintillà

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 13 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

In brief

14 Edition

The Ypsonas Gazette

2 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

No end in sight to Ypsonas's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Ypsonas has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Tempers go at Ypsonas

Xavi Quintillà was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

No hiding place for Petar Antonić

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Petar Antonić, and the manager let it.

Squad

A row about effort at Ypsonas

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Dino Dolmagić was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Ypsonas rescue it on 92 minutes

Behind, and beaten by any honest reading, until minute 92. Pafos had the points in their pocket and a corner of the ground still believed, which is generally when it happens.

Boardroom

117% of the income goes out in wages at Ypsonas

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Market

Talks stall between Ypsonas and Fábio Duarte

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

Match

Ypsonas and Pafos take a point apiece

It finished 2‑2, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

The dugout

Fábio Duarte dropped after a run of poor form

The one version of being left out a player cannot argue with, and the one he takes worst. Somebody else has been better and the team sheet says so, in public, every week until it changes.

In brief

10 Edition

The Ypsonas Gazette

5 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Thierno scores twice — 8.62

Two goals and a mark of 8.62 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Squad

Fábio Duarte in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ypsonas this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Whatever happens, Ypsonas do not lose

6 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 156% of the Ypsonas income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

Squad

The decline has begun for Issam Chebake

Everybody saw it before anybody said it. At 37 the numbers say 3 points down on what he was, and the question for Ypsonas is how to handle a man they owe a great deal.

Squad

Kristopher Da Graça falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

No time for Aris to settle

The goal that put Aris ahead was still being replayed on the concourse when Ypsonas equalised, 3 minutes later. Leads are only worth what you do with them.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Maxime Do Couto

Successful dribbles: 16. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Manuel De Iriondo named player of the month

The award goes to Manuel De Iriondo, and nobody around here is inclined to argue with the choice.

In brief