Kyle Joseph

Right Midfielder - Middlesbrough
25 Jan 2029
Thursday
Process

Marked for Kyle Joseph

123 Edition

The Middlesbrough Gazette

4 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Alphonse Areola

22 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Middlesbrough lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

No end in sight to Middlesbrough's wait for a win

6 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Middlesbrough has to find a result from somewhere.

The dugout

Glenn Middleton says Middlesbrough went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Kaoru Mitoma wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Middlesbrough hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Squad

Harry Maguire in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Middlesbrough this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Middlesbrough count the cost of losing Alex Bangura

18 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

Words at Middlesbrough training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Kaoru Mitoma is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Kyle Joseph was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 19. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Match

A bad afternoon for Middlesbrough against Newcastle United

0‑1 to Newcastle United, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

In brief

Back issues
116 Edition

The Middlesbrough Gazette

16 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Alphonse Areola damages knee ligaments — 82 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 82 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Player ratings

Both of them Will Lankshear's — 8.74

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.74, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Match

Middlesbrough make home a hard place to visit

14 without defeat on their own grass. The pitch has not changed; the crowd has — louder earlier, and quicker to sense when the opposition would rather be somewhere else.

Squad

Words exchanged at Middlesbrough

Kaoru Mitoma and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Player ratings

Kyle Joseph was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 20. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Match

Middlesbrough get the job done against Leeds United

A 2‑1 win over Leeds United, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

The terraces

One of their own: Will Lankshear

He is 23 and the ground already sings his name, which is a thing that happens to local boys and almost never to signings. Everything from here is measured against an affection he did nothing to earn except be from here.

Squad

Words at Middlesbrough training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alex Bangura is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Yunus Akgün in the eights

A performance of 8.28 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

99 Edition

The Middlesbrough Gazette

19 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Neto Borges

77 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Middlesbrough lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Transfer targets

Too dear: Middlesbrough walk away from Dango Ouattara

$73.1M was the most the club would pay and OGC Nice were asking for more. Deals like this are revived in the last week of a window roughly half the time, and everybody involved knows it.

Transfer targets

Kaoru Mitoma will not be coming to Middlesbrough

Terms were offered and declined. Whether it was the wages, the role or the town, nobody at Brighton is saying, and nobody at Middlesbrough is enjoying the guessing.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Nilson Angulo

Middlesbrough asked and Wycombe Wanderers said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Kyle Joseph

Successful dribbles: 27. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

Shea Connor asks to leave Middlesbrough

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Manuel Ugarte wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Middlesbrough hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Market

Middlesbrough may not be able to give Callum Brittain what he wants

It is the most legitimate ambition in the sport and the hardest for most clubs to satisfy. Callum Brittain wants continental football; whether Middlesbrough can provide it is a question about the next two seasons, not about him.

Squad

Dávid Strelec stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Dávid Strelec and Middlesbrough agree another 5 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

92 Edition

The Middlesbrough Gazette

1 May 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Frankie Coulson breaks a bone — 21 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 21 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

Middlesbrough are in among the leaders

Position 3 and 73 points on the board. Nobody at the ground will say the word out loud yet, and everybody at the ground is thinking it.

The dugout

Marcus Forss keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Middlesbrough may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Yunus Akgün is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.49 with 15 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Match

Middlesbrough make it 3 in a row

Momentum is a hard thing to buy and an easy thing to lose, and right now Middlesbrough have 3 straight wins of it.

Squad

Callum Brittain in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Middlesbrough this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Yunus Akgün falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Middlesbrough get the job done against Derby County

A 2‑1 win over Derby County, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Riley McGree

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

91 Edition

The Middlesbrough Gazette

24 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A fracture rules Frankie Coulson out for 28 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Middlesbrough will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Player ratings

Dávid Strelec beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 31. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

The dugout

Law McCabe says Middlesbrough went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at Middlesbrough

Callum Brittain was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Rio Patterson-Powell has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Middlesbrough they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

A row about effort at Middlesbrough

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Yunus Akgün was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Middlesbrough find a way past Leicester City

Leicester City made Middlesbrough work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑1 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Player ratings

Manuel Ugarte was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.27. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Yunus Akgün at his very best

Marked 8.15. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Middlesbrough.

In brief

89 Edition

The Middlesbrough Gazette

10 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Player ratings

Kyle Joseph was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 30. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

The dugout

Alphonse Areola says Middlesbrough went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Manuel Ugarte wants European nights

The general version of this complaint is that a player wants more. The specific version names the thing: he wants to walk out under floodlights against clubs from other countries, and he has stopped pretending otherwise.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Yunus Akgün

12 goals and a season average of 7.43 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Squad

A falling-out at Middlesbrough

Callum Brittain and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Yunus Akgün falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Norwich City take the points off Middlesbrough

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

The dugout

Radek Vítek gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Yunus Akgün was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.38. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

In brief

87 Edition

The Middlesbrough Gazette

27 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Middlesbrough say no — this time

The offer from New York Red Bulls for Aidan Morris was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Tempers go at Middlesbrough

Callum Brittain was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Rio Patterson-Powell is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Middlesbrough is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Yunus Akgün is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.40 with 11 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Squad

Riley McGree falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

A bad afternoon for Middlesbrough against Sheffield United

0‑2 to Sheffield United, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Alfie Jones

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Kyle Joseph runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 17. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

The dugout

Thomas Jackson faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Thomas Jackson after 0‑2, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

In brief

70 Edition

The Middlesbrough Gazette

29 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The run is over for Middlesbrough

13 matches without defeat, and then Burnley. Nobody at the ground pretended it would go on forever; nobody expected it to stop here either.

Player ratings

Yunus Akgün was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 23. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Squad

A falling-out at Middlesbrough

Callum Brittain and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

Burnley take the points off Middlesbrough

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Words at Middlesbrough training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alfie Jones is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Kyle Joseph makes it 200

200 times in these colours, in all weathers and under four or five different managers. That kind of service is quietly disappearing from the game.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Alfie Jones

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Dávid Strelec is still being punished for one mistake

Nobody will confirm it and the team sheets confirm it every week. One error has bought him a spell as second choice that is already longer than the error deserved.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 0‑2 Thomas Jackson left the room before anybody could ask which.

In brief

59 Edition

The Middlesbrough Gazette

13 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

The step up is real for Rokas Pukstas

At 23 he is doing things this season that he could not do last season, and doing them every week. Form comes and goes; this has stayed long enough to be called something else.

Market

Manuel Ugarte wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Middlesbrough hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Match

The wait goes on for Middlesbrough

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Callum Brittain in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Middlesbrough this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

The goals have deserted Middlesbrough

4 matches, no goals, and a training ground that has tried everything. It will end — droughts always do — but nobody at Middlesbrough can tell you which week it ends in.

Market

So close: Rio Patterson-Powell’s move dies late

The fee was agreed and the flight was looked at — and then the phone stopped ringing. Grimsby Town moved on, Rio Patterson-Powell reports back to Middlesbrough, and everybody pretends Monday is just Monday.

Squad

Late improvement for Aidan Morris

At 25 the improving is meant to be over, and it is not: 3 points better than a year ago. It happens to the ones who take the boring parts seriously.

Squad

A row about effort at Middlesbrough

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Yunus Akgün was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Deadline beats Middlesbrough to Karl Darlow

The clock did what Manchester United would not, and ended it. Supporters who watched the countdown will spend the next window doing it again.

In brief

37 Edition

The Middlesbrough Gazette

12 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Callum Brittain wants European nights

The general version of this complaint is that a player wants more. The specific version names the thing: he wants to walk out under floodlights against clubs from other countries, and he has stopped pretending otherwise.

Squad

Tempers go at Middlesbrough

Callum Brittain was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Kyle Joseph

Successful dribbles: 21. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Words at Middlesbrough training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Riley McGree is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The terraces

One of their own: Will Lankshear

He is 21 and the ground already sings his name, which is a thing that happens to local boys and almost never to signings. Everything from here is measured against an affection he did nothing to earn except be from here.

Match

Middlesbrough see off Queens Park Rangers

Three points for Middlesbrough, 2‑0 the final word against Queens Park Rangers in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

Nobody on the pitch touched Riley McGree

7.94, and no serious argument from anybody who was there. Middlesbrough had eleven men on the pitch and one of them decided how it went.

Squad

Ben Wodskou signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Ben Wodskou commits to Middlesbrough for another 3 years.

The dugout

Dani Sánchez gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

36 Edition

The Middlesbrough Gazette

5 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Kyle Joseph beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 28. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Market

Middlesbrough may not be able to give Manuel Ugarte what he wants

It is the most legitimate ambition in the sport and the hardest for most clubs to satisfy. Manuel Ugarte wants continental football; whether Middlesbrough can provide it is a question about the next two seasons, not about him.

Market

Luke Woolston has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Middlesbrough they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Words exchanged at Middlesbrough

Callum Brittain and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Loan watch

The goals keep arriving from Sontje Hansen’s exile

16 goals in 32 games at Gaziantep — numbers that travel home faster than he does. Somebody at Middlesbrough updates a spreadsheet every Monday, and it makes better reading each week.

Squad

Ben Wodskou gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Ben Wodskou has just signed for Middlesbrough, and for once the answer mattered.

Squad

Riley McGree falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Middlesbrough see off Sheffield Wednesday

Three points for Middlesbrough, 1‑0 the final word against Sheffield Wednesday in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Loan watch

11 goals on loan for Delano Burgzorg

32 appearances at Preston and the goals keep coming. Middlesbrough are watching this more closely than the borrowing club would like.

In brief