Rasmus Brodersen

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4 Jul 2028
Tuesday
Process

Marked for Rasmus Brodersen

97 Edition

The HB Køge Herald

5 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Ongelethu Somtsewu

29 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. HB Køge lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Odilon Kouassi asks to leave HB Køge

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Nicolai Boilesen signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Nicolai Boilesen and HB Køge agree another 2 years.

Squad

Words exchanged at HB Køge

Joël Kabongo and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Tomas Totland falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Sulayman Bojang is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at HB Køge has been clear about where Sulayman Bojang stands, which is more than many ever get.

The dugout

Niklas Jakobsen has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at HB Køge will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

No hiding place for Gustav Nøhr

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Gustav Nøhr, and the manager let it.

Boardroom

The window opens at HB Køge

A month in which every rumour is possible and most of them are nonsense. The manager has a list, the board has a number, and neither is telling the other the whole of it.

In brief

Back issues
94 Edition

The HB Køge Herald

15 May 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A falling-out at HB Køge

Joël Kabongo and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at HB Køge

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Tomas Totland was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Too much change too quickly at HB Køge

14 signings in three months. Every one of them may be an upgrade and the team can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild that never appears in the transfer-window verdicts.

Boardroom

88% of the income goes out in wages at HB Køge

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

The dugout

Linus Thieler knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at HB Køge, and both men came out saying it was fine.

The dugout

When it matters, Odilon Kouassi plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

90 Edition

The HB Køge Herald

17 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Tempers go at HB Køge

Cassander Dreyer was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Tomas Totland falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Too much change too quickly at HB Køge

15 signings in three months. Every one of them may be an upgrade and the team can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild that never appears in the transfer-window verdicts.

Loan watch

Linus Thieler has seen enough of Hvidovre

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at HB Køge, and 0 appearances in 13 say he has earned the hearing.

Boardroom

Wages eat 92% of everything HB Køge earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

The dugout

No hiding place for Daniel Pequeno Harbo

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Daniel Pequeno Harbo, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Odilon Kouassi has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at HB Køge will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Market

Talks stall between HB Køge and Junior Ake

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

Squad

Seun Ndlovu remains an outsider

A year in and the city has not opened up, the language has not come, and lunch is eaten alone more often than anybody at HB Køge would admit. It shows on Saturdays.

In brief

86 Edition

The HB Køge Herald

20 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A falling-out at HB Køge

Joël Kabongo and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 104% of the HB Køge income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

Squad

HB Køge are still strangers to each other

10 new signings in one window. Every one may be an upgrade and the side can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild the verdicts never mention.

Loan watch

Linus Thieler wants to come home

“I did not go to Hvidovre to sit and watch. I want to come back to HB Køge and fight for my place.” 0 appearances in 9 matches say the rest.

Squad

Odilon Kouassi falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Roman Khadjiev is a square peg at HB Køge

The system has changed and his position has not. A footballer can improve his form; he cannot improve the manager’s formation, and that is the whole of the problem.

The dugout

Odilon Kouassi has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at HB Køge will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

Odilon Kouassi asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

HB Køge and Flavio Trubia are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

In brief

81 Edition

The HB Køge Herald

14 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Words exchanged at HB Køge

Joël Kabongo and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Noah Kretzschmar

HB Køge asked and Hillerød said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

A row about effort at HB Køge

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Marcel Rømer was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

HB Køge are still strangers to each other

5 new signings in one window. Every one may be an upgrade and the side can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild the verdicts never mention.

The dugout

Odilon Kouassi gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Filip Đukić asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

The dugout

Niklas Jakobsen gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Niklas Jakobsen is on it.

Squad

Filip Đukić has seen what the next man earns

Numbers do not stay secret in a dressing room and never have. He is not asking for more than he is worth; he is asking why somebody beside him is worth more, and at HB Køge that is a harder question to answer.

The dugout

Viktor Sørensen has been promised minutes

A conversation in the manager’s office, and a commitment that came out of it. Promises like that are cheap to make and expensive to break, and Viktor Sørensen has written the date down.

In brief

68 Edition

The Hillerød Chronicle

15 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Transfer targets

Mert Demirci due for a Hillerød medical

Everything agreed with another club, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Squad

Tempers go at Hillerød

Frederik Heiselberg was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Hillerød

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Ludvig Henriksen was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

No hiding place for Ludvig Henriksen

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Ludvig Henriksen, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Jonathan Witt back under a manager who knows him

The new man at Hillerød has worked with Jonathan Witt before and it went well. He arrives with a view of the player already formed, which is worth more than any pre-season.

Looking ahead

Saman Jalaei goes back to face HB Køge

Every squad has one of these fixtures for somebody every season. This one is Saman Jalaei’s: the club that knew him first, the supporters who will decide in the first minute whether to applaud, and Hillerød needing him to play as if none of it matters.

Market

The Rezan Çorlu question follows Hillerød around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Rezan Çorlu’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Squad

A season on the outside for Pasquale Iaccarino

He trains hard, says the right things and goes home to an empty flat. Nobody at Hillerød has done anything wrong, which is exactly what makes it so difficult to fix.

The dugout

Solomon Opoku asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

66 Edition

The HB Køge Herald

1 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

HB Køge out of the cup

FC Midtjylland ended it 0‑2. The season narrows to the league now, and everyone in the ground knew it before the final whistle.

Match

HB Køge up to position 3

25 points on the board and a place in the leading group. Nobody at the ground is saying the word out loud yet.

Player ratings

Both jobs done by Wilhelm Ärlig — 7.48

A midfielder is measured on whether the team functions when he is on the pitch, which is nearly impossible to see and completely obvious in retrospect. 18 actions, 7.48, and a manager who will not be substituting him again in a hurry.

Squad

Words exchanged at HB Køge

Joël Kabongo and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

At last: HB Køge win one

6 matches without a win, and then this, against Aarhus Fremad. Relief is a strange noise in a football ground and it was the only noise at the end.

Loan watch

Rasmus Brodersen wants to come home

“I did not go to Hillerød to sit and watch. I want to come back to HB Køge and fight for my place.” 4 appearances in 21 matches say the rest.

The terraces

HB Køge supporters have found a favourite in Edgar Navassardian

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 23-year-old it feels ownership of. Edgar Navassardian has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Match

HB Køge see off Aarhus Fremad

Three points for HB Køge, 1‑0 the final word against Aarhus Fremad in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Squad

A row about effort at HB Køge

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Marcel Rømer was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

In brief

63 Edition

The HB Køge Herald

11 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Linus Thieler in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at HB Køge this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at HB Køge training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Marcel Rømer is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Emiliano Marcondes has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at HB Køge will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

Ole-Monrad Alme asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

The dugout

Berkant Bayrak gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

The manager has not finished forgetting Berkant Bayrak's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

Match

HB Køge have something to play for

Position 4 on 20 points, and the places that carry a European ticket are close enough to count. Seasons like this are decided by two results in April, and the club knows which two.

Squad

Berkant Bayrak: “I am not a substitute”

“I have done everything asked of me in training and it has not changed a thing on a Saturday.” The most familiar complaint in football, and one HB Køge will have to answer with minutes or with a transfer.

Looking ahead

HB Køge host B.93

Next up at home: B.93, who go into it in position 7. The kind of fixture a season is quietly built on or quietly loses its shape in.

In brief

63 Edition

The Hillerød Chronicle

11 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Words exchanged at Hillerød

Magnus Jensen and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Loan watch

William Glindtvad wants to come home

“I did not go to Vejle to sit and watch. I want to come back to Hillerød and fight for my place.” 2 appearances in 7 matches say the rest.

The dugout

No hiding place for Michalis Voriazidis

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Michalis Voriazidis, and the manager let it.

Boardroom

Hillerød counting the cost

The accounts make uncomfortable reading. Wages first and ambition second is the order of business at Hillerød now.

Market

Still no ink between Hillerød and Pasquale Iaccarino

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Hillerød, another week without a signature from Pasquale Iaccarino.

Looking ahead

Magnus Jensen goes back to face SonderjyskE

Every squad has one of these fixtures for somebody every season. This one is Magnus Jensen’s: the club that knew him first, the supporters who will decide in the first minute whether to applaud, and Hillerød needing him to play as if none of it matters.

Market

The Rezan Çorlu story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Rezan Çorlu signs something — a contract at Hillerød or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

The dugout

Gregers Arndal-Lauritzen knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Hillerød, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Squad

Rasmus Brodersen: “I am not a substitute”

“I have done everything asked of me in training and it has not changed a thing on a Saturday.” The most familiar complaint in football, and one Hillerød will have to answer with minutes or with a transfer.

In brief

58 Edition

The HB Køge Herald

6 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

HB Køge turn down Aalborg for Emiliano Marcondes

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Boardroom

Window shuts: 15 in, 16 out at HB Køge

The deadline has passed and the squad is the squad. 15 arrived, 16 left, and everything else printed about this club last month was a rumour that stayed one.

Squad

Words exchanged at HB Køge

Joël Kabongo and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

HB Køge rebuffed over Paschal Durugbor

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Cotonsport Garoua have kept their man, and HB Køge go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Loan watch

Rasmus Brodersen counts the days

“I watch every HB Køge game from here. That says everything about where my head is.” The loan at Hillerød runs its course, but his heart never made the trip.

The dugout

No hiding place for Ole-Monrad Alme

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Ole-Monrad Alme, and the manager let it.

Squad

Words at HB Køge training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Marcel Rømer is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Odilon Kouassi wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at HB Køge can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

Squad

Player of the month: Emiliano Marcondes

Four weeks in which nobody in the division did his job better. The award goes on a shelf and the player goes back into the side, which is the order HB Køge prefer.

In brief

31 Edition

The HB Køge Herald

1 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

19 days out for Eirik Brekke after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. HB Køge will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Squad

Remember the name: Bismark Edjeodji

He is 19, he is averaging 7.04, and older professionals have started passing to him in the difficult minutes. That last part is the real scouting report.

Squad

Words exchanged at HB Køge

Joël Kabongo and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at HB Køge

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Jack Armer was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Market

Still no ink between HB Køge and Sulayman Bojang

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at HB Køge, another week without a signature from Sulayman Bojang.

The dugout

Rasmus Brodersen gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

22 Edition

The HB Køge Herald

28 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Alfred Gøthler, 19, steals the show — 7.86

Marked 7.86 at 19, in a side that makes no allowances for age. He did not need any, and he looked the least nervous man on the pitch.

Match

8 unbeaten for HB Køge

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 8 matches without defeat is a foundation HB Køge did not have in the autumn.

Squad

A falling-out at HB Køge

Alfred Gøthler and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The terraces

One of their own: Bismark Edjeodji

He is 19 and the ground already sings his name, which is a thing that happens to local boys and almost never to signings. Everything from here is measured against an affection he did nothing to earn except be from here.

Match

HB Køge see off Hillerød

Three points for HB Køge, 1‑0 the final word against Hillerød in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Squad

A row about effort at HB Køge

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Jack Armer was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Boardroom

123% of the income goes out in wages at HB Køge

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

The dugout

Jakob Dolberg: “That is the standard”

“That is what I want every week. Not the result, the way they went about it.” The manager, after 1‑0, already talking about the next one.

The dugout

Niklas Jakobsen gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

14 Edition

The HB Køge Herald

2 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

The small margins put HB Køge out

Out, 1‑3 to FC Midtjylland, and the long argument about which of the small moments decided it. The league is all there is now, and everybody knows it.

Match

The wait goes on for HB Køge

7 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Player ratings

Daniel Pequeno Harbo, 20, steals the show — 7.87

Marked 7.87 at 20, in a side that makes no allowances for age. He did not need any, and he looked the least nervous man on the pitch.

The terraces

HB Køge supporters have found a favourite in Bismark Edjeodji

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 19-year-old it feels ownership of. Bismark Edjeodji has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Squad

Odilon Kouassi wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at HB Køge can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

Boardroom

117% of the income goes out in wages at HB Køge

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Squad

Odilon Kouassi falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Bismark Edjeodji stands above it all

Some games turn on a moment; this one turned on a man. 7.23 on the card, and the HB Køge support went home talking about one name.

Market

HB Køge and Sulayman Bojang are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

In brief

9 Edition

The HB Køge Herald

28 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Joël Kabongo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at HB Køge this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at HB Køge

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Jack Armer was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Home is on Dulat Talyspaev's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; HB Køge are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Player ratings

Emiliano Marcondes stands above it all

Some games turn on a moment; this one turned on a man. 7.85 on the card, and the HB Køge support went home talking about one name.

Match

HB Køge share the spoils with Hillerød

A 1‑1 draw with Hillerød leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

The dugout

Half-satisfied: Jakob Dolberg on the draw

“There are things I liked and things we will be doing on Tuesday until they are right.” 1‑1, and a manager who had already decided what Tuesday looked like.

The dugout

The manager has not finished forgetting Christian Tue's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

Looking ahead

A reunion for Rasmus Brodersen

He used to wear the other shirt. On Saturday he plays against B.93 in this one, and whatever he says this week about it being just another game will be untrue.

The dugout

When it matters, Basem Alkhoudari plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief