Johan Meyer

Central Defender - IK Start
3 Dec 2028
Sunday
Process

Marked for Johan Meyer

121 Edition

The IK Start Gazette

20 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Steve Mvoué out for 64 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason IK Start will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Every point is an argument now for IK Start

Position 14 and 23 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Market

Nikolas Koutsakos asks to leave IK Start

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Fredrik Pålerud keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” IK Start may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Eirik Schulze in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at IK Start this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Johan Meyer falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

Back issues
120 Edition

The IK Start Gazette

13 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at IK Start has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

A fracture rules Steve Mvoué out for 71 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason IK Start will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Patrick Johansen puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at IK Start, and it is not being withdrawn.

In brief

118 Edition

The IK Start Gazette

30 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Steve Mvoué out for 85 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason IK Start will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Jasper Torkildsen hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what IK Start can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Marius Nordal is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at IK Start is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

A muscle injury sidelines Jasper Torkildsen for 14 days

Nobody makes a documentary about a hamstring and everybody in the game fears one. IK Start will be careful with the return date, because the second one is always worse than the first.

Squad

Tempers go at IK Start

Eirik Schulze was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Jesper Cornelius the difference as IK Start beat Rosenborg

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Jesper Cornelius. 2‑1 against Rosenborg, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Squad

Words at IK Start training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Johan Meyer is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

One of those days for Jesper Cornelius

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.05, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Nikolas Koutsakos runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 13. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

117 Edition

The IK Start Gazette

23 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No end in sight to IK Start's wait for a win

16 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at IK Start has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

A fracture rules Steve Mvoué out for 92 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason IK Start will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

IK Start are in real trouble now

Position 14, 20 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Nikolas Koutsakos asks to leave IK Start

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Eirik Schulze in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at IK Start this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Johan Meyer falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Nikolas Koutsakos takes the honours

Marked 7.97 on an afternoon he ran from the first whistle to the last. Whatever else went wrong, IK Start had the best player on the pitch.

Player ratings

The cruellest goal, and it is Marius Nordal's

A touch he did not want, a bounce he could not have read, and his name in the wrong column. There is no consoling a man after one of these, and IK Start will not try tonight.

Match

IK Start and Stabaek take a point apiece

It finished 1‑1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

In brief

115 Edition

The IK Start Gazette

9 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

The wait goes on for IK Start

14 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

A fracture rules Steve Mvoué out for 106 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason IK Start will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Deni Dashaev is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at IK Start is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Jesper Cornelius stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Jesper Cornelius and IK Start agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Eirik Schulze in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at IK Start this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Johan Meyer falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Point won or two lost for IK Start?

Ninety minutes, no goals, and the argument started before the car park emptied: a point gained, or two thrown away against Viking? Both sides of it will still be going on Thursday.

Market

Eirik Schulze linked with a move away

The name of Eirik Schulze keeps appearing in other people's back pages. IK Start say nothing, which says plenty.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Jesper Cornelius

Successful dribbles: 11. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

114 Edition

The IK Start Gazette

2 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to IK Start's wait for a win

13 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at IK Start has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

A fracture rules Steve Mvoué out for 113 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason IK Start will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Jasper Torkildsen puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at IK Start, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Only the photograph left for Marius Nordal

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Marius Nordal will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around IK Start the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at IK Start

Eirik Schulze was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Sarpsborg 08 take the points off IK Start

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Alexander Gurendal pulls a muscle — 14 days out

The injury that keeps coming back, keeps being rushed back from, and quietly costs more careers than the dramatic ones. 14 days is the estimate; the honest figure depends on whether anybody is patient.

Squad

Words at IK Start training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Johan Meyer is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Steve Mvoué linked with a move away

The name of Steve Mvoué keeps appearing in other people's back pages. IK Start say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

112 Edition

The IK Start Gazette

18 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at IK Start has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Match

No end in sight to IK Start's wait for a win

11 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at IK Start has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

IK Start cannot find the net

11 games without scoring. Strikers stop looking up, midfielders take the extra touch, and every shot that clears the bar is followed by a groan that has been building since the last goal.

Squad

Fredrik Pålerud breaks a bone — 109 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 109 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Player ratings

Nikolas Koutsakos runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 28. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

John Olav Norheim says IK Start went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Match

A bad afternoon for IK Start against Mjondalen

0‑1 to Mjondalen, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Words at IK Start training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Johan Meyer is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Tempers go at IK Start

Herman Waage was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

111 Edition

The IK Start Gazette

11 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

10 matches without a win for IK Start

The run now stands at 10, and the questions being asked around IK Start are no longer polite ones.

Squad

A fracture rules Fredrik Pålerud out for 116 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason IK Start will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

10 matches without a goal for IK Start

The chances are being made and something is happening between the making and the finishing. 10 matches now, and the anxiety in the ground arrives a little earlier every week.

Market

Nikolas Koutsakos hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what IK Start can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Only the photograph left for Deni Dashaev

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Deni Dashaev will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around IK Start the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at IK Start

Eirik Schulze was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Jesper Cornelius

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

A bad afternoon for IK Start against Odd

0‑1 to Odd, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Words at IK Start training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Johan Meyer is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

109 Edition

The IK Start Gazette

28 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

IK Start are in real trouble now

Position 14, 16 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Match

The wait goes on for IK Start

8 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Match

The goals have deserted IK Start

8 matches, no goals, and a training ground that has tried everything. It will end — droughts always do — but nobody at IK Start can tell you which week it ends in.

Player ratings

Jesper Cornelius runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 25. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

Patrick Johansen hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what IK Start can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at IK Start

Eirik Schulze was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

IK Start come up short against Aalesund

Aalesund left with the points after a 0‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Jasper Torkildsen

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Words at IK Start training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Johan Meyer is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

108 Edition

The IK Start Gazette

21 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Anger at IK Start spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Market

IK Start turn down Bodo/Glimt for Jasper Torkildsen

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Match

The wait goes on for IK Start

7 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Match

The goals have deserted IK Start

7 matches, no goals, and a training ground that has tried everything. It will end — droughts always do — but nobody at IK Start can tell you which week it ends in.

Squad

Jasper Torkildsen keeps IK Start in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Eirik Schulze in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at IK Start this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

IK Start promote Fredrik Pedersen from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Fredrik Pedersen has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

Market

One of our own: Vegard Berge joins the IK Start first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Vegard Berge is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Market

One of our own: Patrick Ajer joins the IK Start first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Patrick Ajer is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

In brief

106 Edition

The IK Start Gazette

7 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Jasper Torkildsen puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at IK Start, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

The wait goes on for IK Start

5 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Storm Strand-Kolbjørnsen says IK Start went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Match

The goals have deserted IK Start

5 matches, no goals, and a training ground that has tried everything. It will end — droughts always do — but nobody at IK Start can tell you which week it ends in.

Squad

Eirik Schulze in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at IK Start this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

A bad afternoon for IK Start against Bodo/Glimt

0‑1 to Bodo/Glimt, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

In brief

105 Edition

The IK Start Gazette

31 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Every point is an argument now for IK Start

Position 14 and 14 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Squad

Kristian Hjelvik Halvorsen says IK Start went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Patrick Johansen hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what IK Start can pretend not to have heard.

Match

4 matches without a win for IK Start

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around IK Start are no longer polite ones.

Match

4 matches without a goal for IK Start

The chances are being made and something is happening between the making and the finishing. 4 matches now, and the anxiety in the ground arrives a little earlier every week.

Match

A bad afternoon for IK Start against Lillestrom

0‑1 to Lillestrom, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

Jesper Cornelius runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 18. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Words at IK Start training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Johan Meyer is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Tempers go at IK Start

Herman Waage was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

104 Edition

The IK Start Gazette

24 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Anger at IK Start spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

Eirik Schulze in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at IK Start this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

IK Start cannot find the net

3 games without scoring. Strikers stop looking up, midfielders take the extra touch, and every shot that clears the bar is followed by a groan that has been building since the last goal.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Jesper Cornelius

Successful dribbles: 20. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Johan Meyer falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Jacob Pryts dropped after a run of poor form

The one version of being left out a player cannot argue with, and the one he takes worst. Somebody else has been better and the team sheet says so, in public, every week until it changes.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Deni Dashaev

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

IK Start draw a blank against Molde

The crowd waited for a goal that never came. Molde defended in numbers and left with what they came for, and the two sides could be playing still without troubling a scorer.

Market

The Eirik Schulze question follows IK Start around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Eirik Schulze’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

103 Edition

The IK Start Gazette

17 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Tempers go at IK Start

Eirik Schulze was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Jacob Pryts gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Rosenborg take the points off IK Start

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Words at IK Start training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Johan Meyer is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

IK Start pick somebody else ahead of Jacob Pryts

There is no complaint available here and everybody involved knows it, which does not make the walk to the bench any shorter. Form is the only currency in football that cannot be borrowed against.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Håkon Lorentzen

Successful dribbles: 12. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

102 Edition

The IK Start Gazette

10 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Jasper Torkildsen asks to leave IK Start

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Player ratings

Alexander Gurendal runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 22. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Eirik Schulze in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at IK Start this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Johan Meyer stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Johan Meyer and IK Start agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Johan Meyer falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

No hiding place for Johan Meyer

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Johan Meyer, and the manager let it.

In brief

101 Edition

The IK Start Gazette

3 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Eirik Schulze, 35, rolls back the years — 8.11

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.11 at 35, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Market

Patrick Johansen hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what IK Start can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Jacob Pryts signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Jacob Pryts commits to IK Start for another 3 years.

Squad

Tempers go at IK Start

Eirik Schulze was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Eirik Schulze sends IK Start past Stromsgodset

It finished 3‑1, and it was Eirik Schulze’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to IK Start.

The terraces

IK Start supporters have found a favourite in Alexander Gurendal

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 23-year-old it feels ownership of. Alexander Gurendal has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Player ratings

One of those days for Jesper Cornelius

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.50, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Alexander Gurendal in the eights

A performance of 8.22 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Words at IK Start training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Johan Meyer is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

99 Edition

The IK Start Gazette

19 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No end in sight to IK Start's wait for a win

8 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at IK Start has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Tempers go at IK Start

Eirik Schulze was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Jacob Pryts gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Words at IK Start training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Johan Meyer is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

The afternoon belonged to Mikael Ugland

A mark of 7.63, and nobody in the ground would argue with it. He was involved in everything that mattered and most of what did not.

Squad

IK Start pick somebody else ahead of Jacob Pryts

There is no complaint available here and everybody involved knows it, which does not make the walk to the bench any shorter. Form is the only currency in football that cannot be borrowed against.

In brief

96 Edition

The IK Start Gazette

29 May 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at IK Start spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Match

IK Start taken apart

0‑3 to Odd, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Match

The wait goes on for IK Start

5 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Eirik Schulze in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at IK Start this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

No hiding place for Kristoffer Tønnessen

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Kristoffer Tønnessen, and the manager let it.

Boardroom

Nobody left the IK Start dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

Squad

Johan Meyer falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

The cruellest goal, and it is Alexander Gurendal's

A touch he did not want, a bounce he could not have read, and his name in the wrong column. There is no consoling a man after one of these, and IK Start will not try tonight.

Squad

Jacob Pryts dropped after a run of poor form

The one version of being left out a player cannot argue with, and the one he takes worst. Somebody else has been better and the team sheet says so, in public, every week until it changes.

In brief

93 Edition

The IK Start Gazette

8 May 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Patrick Johansen hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what IK Start can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Eirik Schulze signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Eirik Schulze and IK Start agree another 2 years.

Squad

Tempers go at IK Start

Eirik Schulze was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Jesper Cornelius runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 17. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Words at IK Start training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Johan Meyer is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Erlend Dahl Reitan was the difference for IK Start

Marked 7.40. Ask anyone leaving the ground what settled it and you will get one name, which is the only award that has ever really counted.

Squad

IK Start pick somebody else ahead of Jacob Pryts

There is no complaint available here and everybody involved knows it, which does not make the walk to the bench any shorter. Form is the only currency in football that cannot be borrowed against.

Market

Johan Meyer told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Johan Meyer has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at IK Start.

Match

IK Start draw a blank against Tromso

The crowd waited for a goal that never came. Tromso defended in numbers and left with what they came for, and the two sides could be playing still without troubling a scorer.

In brief

92 Edition

The IK Start Gazette

1 May 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Anger at IK Start spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Player ratings

Both of them Mikael Ugland's — 8.14

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.14, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Squad

Eirik Schulze in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at IK Start this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

IK Start see off Valerenga

Three points for IK Start, 2‑1 the final word against Valerenga in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Jacob Pryts

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Alexander Gurendal signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Alexander Gurendal commits to IK Start for another 4 years.

Squad

Johan Meyer falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Jesper Cornelius runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 15. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

No place for Fredrik Pålerud in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Fredrik Pålerud has his answer from IK Start; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

In brief

87 Edition

The IK Start Gazette

27 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tempers go at IK Start

Eirik Schulze was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Nikolas Koutsakos signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Nikolas Koutsakos and IK Start agree another 4 years.

Squad

Words at IK Start training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Johan Meyer is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

84 Edition

The IK Start Gazette

6 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Anger at IK Start spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

Magnus Lie breaks a bone — 33 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 33 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

IK Start turn down Lillestrom for Terry Benjamin

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Market

Serif Berbic asks to leave IK Start

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Kristoffer Tønnessen signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Kristoffer Tønnessen commits to IK Start for another 3 years.

Squad

Tempers go at IK Start

Nikolas Koutsakos was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

81 Edition

The IK Start Gazette

14 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

IK Start sink to position 14

23 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

IK Start say no — this time

The offer from Lillestrom for Storm Strand-Kolbjørnsen was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Tempers go at IK Start

Eirik Schulze was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at IK Start training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Johan Meyer is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

The manager makes an example of John Olav Norheim

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

The Steve Mvoué question follows IK Start around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Steve Mvoué’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

78 Edition

The IK Start Gazette

24 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Mathias Daehli damages knee ligaments — 27 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 27 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Altin Ujkani keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” IK Start may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Patrick Johansen hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what IK Start can pretend not to have heard.

In brief

76 Edition

The IK Start Gazette

10 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Eirik Schulze in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at IK Start this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Marius Nordal stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Marius Nordal and IK Start agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Fredrik Pålerud falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

75 Edition

The IK Start Gazette

3 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Eirik Schulze in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at IK Start this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Johan Meyer falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

The Markus Soomets question follows IK Start around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Markus Soomets’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

72 Edition

The IK Start Gazette

13 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tempers go at IK Start

Eirik Schulze was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at IK Start training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Johan Meyer is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

The Eirik Schulze story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Eirik Schulze signs something — a contract at IK Start or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

70 Edition

The IK Start Gazette

29 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Jacob Pryts out for 24 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason IK Start will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Nikolas Koutsakos in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at IK Start this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Jasper Torkildsen signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Jasper Torkildsen and IK Start agree another 4 years.

In brief

69 Edition

The IK Start Gazette

22 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Jacob Pryts out for 31 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason IK Start will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

IK Start are in real trouble now

Position 14, 23 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Terry Benjamin asks to leave IK Start

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Eirik Schulze in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at IK Start this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Johan Meyer falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

The Steve Mvoué story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Steve Mvoué signs something — a contract at IK Start or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

67 Edition

The IK Start Gazette

8 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Jacob Pryts breaks a bone — 46 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 46 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Kristian Hjelvik Halvorsen: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” IK Start have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Eirik Schulze in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at IK Start this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

66 Edition

The IK Start Gazette

1 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Jacob Pryts breaks a bone — 53 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 53 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

The wait goes on for IK Start

10 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Tempers go at IK Start

Eirik Schulze was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

A bad afternoon for IK Start against Rosenborg

1‑3 to Rosenborg, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Words at IK Start training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Johan Meyer is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Loan watch

Deni Dashaev counts the days

“I watch every IK Start game from here. That says everything about where my head is.” The loan at Haugesund runs its course, but his heart never made the trip.

In brief

64 Edition

The IK Start Gazette

18 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Jacob Pryts breaks a bone — 69 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 69 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

No end in sight to IK Start's wait for a win

8 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at IK Start has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Tempers go at IK Start

Eirik Schulze was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The terraces

IK Start supporters have found a favourite in Terry Benjamin

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 23-year-old it feels ownership of. Terry Benjamin has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Player ratings

Jesper Cornelius runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 17. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

Terry Benjamin was the difference for IK Start

Marked 7.94. Ask anyone leaving the ground what settled it and you will get one name, which is the only award that has ever really counted.

Squad

Words at IK Start training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Johan Meyer is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Markus Soomets is still paying for one afternoon at IK Start

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

Match

Honours even between IK Start and Stromsgodset

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

In brief

63 Edition

The IK Start Gazette

11 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Jacob Pryts breaks a bone — 76 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 76 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

No end in sight to IK Start's wait for a win

7 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at IK Start has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

4 matches without a goal for IK Start

The chances are being made and something is happening between the making and the finishing. 4 matches now, and the anxiety in the ground arrives a little earlier every week.

Squad

No hiding place for Mikael Ugland

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Mikael Ugland, and the manager let it.

Match

IK Start come up short against Viking

Viking left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Tempers go at IK Start

Nikolas Koutsakos was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Johan Meyer falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

The Markus Soomets question follows IK Start around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Markus Soomets’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Player ratings

Markus Soomets never got going

5.25 on the card. Some afternoons a footballer looks like a man who has only just been introduced to the game, and this was one of them.

In brief

62 Edition

The IK Start Gazette

4 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Jacob Pryts out for 84 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason IK Start will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

IK Start taken apart

0‑3 to Sarpsborg 08, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Match

6 matches without a win for IK Start

The run now stands at 6, and the questions being asked around IK Start are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Jasper Torkildsen keeps IK Start in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Eirik Schulze stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Eirik Schulze and IK Start agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Tempers go at IK Start

Eirik Schulze was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

IK Start cannot find the net

3 games without scoring. Strikers stop looking up, midfielders take the extra touch, and every shot that clears the bar is followed by a groan that has been building since the last goal.

Boardroom

Inquest at IK Start

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Nikolas Koutsakos

Successful dribbles: 13. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

61 Edition

The IK Start Gazette

27 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Jacob Pryts breaks a bone — 92 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 92 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

IK Start sink to position 14

22 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

Terry Benjamin asks to leave IK Start

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

5 matches without a win for IK Start

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around IK Start are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Eirik Schulze in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at IK Start this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

A bad afternoon for IK Start against Haugesund

0‑1 to Haugesund, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

In brief

60 Edition

The IK Start Gazette

20 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Jacob Pryts breaks a bone — 99 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 99 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

The wait goes on for IK Start

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Tempers go at IK Start

Eirik Schulze was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Nikolas Koutsakos

Successful dribbles: 21. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Words at IK Start training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Johan Meyer is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

The afternoon belonged to Erlend Dahl Reitan

A mark of 7.78, and nobody in the ground would argue with it. He was involved in everything that mattered and most of what did not.

In brief

58 Edition

The IK Start Gazette

6 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Erling Sorloth breaks a bone — 56 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 56 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Tempers go at IK Start

Eirik Schulze was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

IK Start come up short against Sandefjord

Sandefjord left with the points after a 1‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Jacob Pryts gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Alexander Gurendal

Successful dribbles: 16. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Words at IK Start training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Johan Meyer is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

57 Edition

The IK Start Gazette

30 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Nowhere to hide for IK Start

0‑3 against Aalesund, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Squad

Eirik Schulze in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at IK Start this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Steve Mvoué

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

Nobody left the IK Start dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

Squad

Johan Meyer falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

The Jasper Torkildsen conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: Stjarnan will make the call about Jasper Torkildsen this week. IK Start have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

In brief

53 Edition

The IK Start Gazette

2 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Eirik Schulze in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at IK Start this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Jesper Cornelius

Successful dribbles: 21. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

The goals have deserted IK Start

3 matches, no goals, and a training ground that has tried everything. It will end — droughts always do — but nobody at IK Start can tell you which week it ends in.

Match

A bad afternoon for IK Start against Lillestrom

0‑2 to Lillestrom, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Johan Meyer

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Words at IK Start training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Altin Ujkani is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Eirik Schulze knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Eirik Schulze trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

The terraces

The spotlight tightens on Jacob Pryts

Every touch is being weighed now, in print and everywhere else. Some players grow into that and some are quietly ruined by it, and nobody knows which in advance.

Market

No place for Claes Kronberg in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Claes Kronberg has his answer from IK Start; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

In brief

44 Edition

The IK Start Gazette

31 May 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Lucas Sandsness out for 38 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason IK Start will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Johan Meyer: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” IK Start have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at IK Start

Eirik Schulze was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

33 Edition

The IK Start Gazette

15 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Business is business: Lukas Gausdal goes

Sandefjord paid $970.0K and IK Start took it, which is the whole story in one sentence. The longer version involves a wage budget and will be told all season.

Squad

Tempers go at IK Start

Eirik Schulze was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Victor Bak falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

30 Edition

The IK Start Gazette

22 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

IK Start turn down Lillestrom for Johan Meyer

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Eirik Schulze in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at IK Start this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Business is business: Omar Jebali goes

Sandefjord paid $210.0K and IK Start took it, which is the whole story in one sentence. The longer version involves a wage budget and will be told all season.

In brief

29 Edition

The IK Start Gazette

15 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Tempers go at IK Start

Eirik Schulze was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Lillestrom join the queue for Johan Meyer

Add another name to the list: Lillestrom have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Johan Meyer. The answer from IK Start has not changed — yet.

Squad

Claes Kronberg falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

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