Jake Caprice

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13 Jul 2028
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Process

Marked for Jake Caprice

86 Edition

The Birkirkara Courier

20 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Lindokuhle Mthimkulu out for 86 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Birkirkara will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Fatjon Bunjaku is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Birkirkara is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Zach Muscat in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Birkirkara this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Birkirkara

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Rafa Santos was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Birkirkara lose Jake Caprice

38 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

The dugout

The manager has not finished forgetting Rashed Al-Tumi's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

The dugout

Alessandro Coppola gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Alessandro Coppola is on it.

The dugout

Fatjon Bunjaku gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

The Franklin Sasere talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Birkirkara know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

Back issues
84 Edition

The Birkirkara Courier

6 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Jake Vassallo asks to leave Birkirkara

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Emin Spahić has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Birkirkara they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

JP Iseppe falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Jake Caprice stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Jake Caprice and Birkirkara agree another 1 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

A falling-out at Birkirkara

Lindokuhle Mthimkulu and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A place in the month's best eleven for Harvey Higgins

Four or five weekends of consistency, judged against everybody in the division doing his job. Harvey Higgins has come out of that comparison in the side, and Birkirkara have had the benefit of every one of those afternoons.

In brief

83 Edition

The Birkirkara Courier

28 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Only the photograph left for Louis Pahama

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Louis Pahama will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Birkirkara the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Jere Vrcić out for 29 days

The medical room confirms 29 days on the sidelines for Jere Vrcić, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

A row about effort at Birkirkara

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Rafa Santos was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

A falling-out at Birkirkara

Luis Mario Córdova and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

Ruben Garcia frozen out at Birkirkara

This is not rotation. Ruben Garcia has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Birkirkara is pretending otherwise.

The dugout

Jake Caprice gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Fatjon Bunjaku gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Fatjon Bunjaku is on it.

Market

The Jere Vrcić question follows Birkirkara around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Jere Vrcić’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

The dugout

Juninho asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

82 Edition

The Birkirkara Courier

21 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The dugout

Jack Stewart keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Birkirkara may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Fatjon Bunjaku is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Birkirkara is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Zach Muscat in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Birkirkara this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Birkirkara training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Rafa Santos is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Birkirkara count the cost of losing Jake Caprice

66 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

The dugout

Kemar Reid gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Rashed Al-Tumi is still being punished for one mistake

Nobody will confirm it and the team sheets confirm it every week. One error has bought him a spell as second choice that is already longer than the error deserved.

The dugout

Alessandro Coppola gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Alessandro Coppola is on it.

Market

The Franklin Sasere talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Birkirkara know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

76 Edition

The Birkirkara Courier

10 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Terms done: Jake Vassallo is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and Zebbug Rangers waiting with a shirt. Nobody at Birkirkara is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Marko Musulin

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Birkirkara have done the hard part with Tarxien Rainbows, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Miullen

Birkirkara asked and Valletta said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Market

Zabbar St. Patrick expected to open talks for Alessandro Coppola

Both sides expect a conversation in the coming days. Birkirkara will name a price, and everything after that is arithmetic.

Squad

Words at Birkirkara training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Rafa Santos is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Mosta take the points off Birkirkara

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

The dugout

Rashed Al-Tumi gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Giovanni Calleja faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Giovanni Calleja after 0‑1, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

Squad

A falling-out at Birkirkara

Lindokuhle Mthimkulu and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

In brief

28 Edition

The Oldham Athletic Chronicle

8 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

The drought breaks for Oldham Athletic

12 without a win is the sort of run that changes how a town talks about its club, and Walsall were the afternoon it stopped. Nothing is fixed by one result and everything feels different by one.

Player ratings

Mike Fondop scores twice — 8.77

Two goals and a mark of 8.77 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Squad

7 saves: Mathew Hudson was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 7 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Market

Tom Pett puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Oldham Athletic, and it is not being withdrawn.

The dugout

Jake Caprice keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Oldham Athletic may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Calum Kavanagh stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Calum Kavanagh and Oldham Athletic agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

A falling-out at Oldham Athletic

Layton Love and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Manny Monthé wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Oldham Athletic can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Alysson Edward

Oldham Athletic asked and Aston Villa said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

In brief

13 Edition

The Oldham Athletic Chronicle

26 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Taoufik Ijrouten

27 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Oldham Athletic lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

The dugout

Jake Caprice says Oldham Athletic went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at Oldham Athletic

Mike Fondop was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Manny Monthé falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Taoufik Ijrouten is slowing down

At 36, 3 points below where he was, and a body that has started charging interest. It happens to all of them and it is still the hardest paragraph on this page.

The dugout

Matthew Carter: “We have to be better”

“It is not the end of the world and it is not good enough. Both of those are true.” The manager, after a 0‑0 draw, said the honest thing and then went to say it again inside.

Match

Oldham Athletic draw a blank against Newport County

The crowd waited for a goal that never came. Newport County defended in numbers and left with what they came for, and the two sides could be playing still without troubling a scorer.

The dugout

Calum Kavanagh knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Calum Kavanagh trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

The dugout

No place in the plan for Calum Kavanagh

The manager wanted a different profile for this opponent, which is a real football reason and no consolation. He did nothing wrong and he did not play.

In brief