Patrick Roberts

Attacking Midfielder (R) - Birmingham
21 Nov 2027
Sunday
Process

Marked for Patrick Roberts

68 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

15 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A falling-out at Birmingham

Max Bird and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Real improvement from Tobi Ugorji at Birmingham

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Tobi Ugorji is 19, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

The dugout

Birmingham keep their word to Max Bird

Clubs make promises constantly and the page usually only hears about them when they are broken. This one was honoured, and the dressing room noticed that faster than any supporter did.

The dugout

No hiding place for Ryan Allsop

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Ryan Allsop, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Demarai Gray knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Birmingham, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Squad

Words at Birmingham training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Riquelme Thompson-Jones is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Patrick Roberts has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Birmingham will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Market

The Max Bird story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Max Bird signs something — a contract at Birmingham or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Looking ahead

Patrick Roberts faces his old club

Middlesbrough next, and one man in the Birmingham dressing room knows their training ground better than his own. The reception will tell him what they thought of him.

In brief

Back issues
66 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

1 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

No mercy from Birmingham

Norwich City will want this one forgotten quickly: 3‑0, every duel lost, and a long ride home. Birmingham were ruthless in the way good sides are ruthless.

Player ratings

A brace, and Jay Stansfield takes the afternoon — 9.01

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Jay Stansfield provided it, and the 9.01 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Squad

Tempers go at Birmingham

Max Bird was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Birmingham training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Christoph Klarer is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The terraces

One of their own: August Priske

He is 23 and the ground already sings his name, which is a thing that happens to local boys and almost never to signings. Everything from here is measured against an affection he did nothing to earn except be from here.

Match

A bad afternoon for Birmingham against Portsmouth

0‑1 to Portsmouth, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Alex Cochrane

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Birmingham and Kristoffer Lund are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Market

No place for Patrick Roberts in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Patrick Roberts has his answer from Birmingham; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

In brief

64 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

18 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A falling-out at Birmingham

Max Bird and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

A bad afternoon for Birmingham against Queens Park Rangers

2‑3 to Queens Park Rangers, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Christoph Klarer falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Lukáš Horníček

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Andrew Hamilton answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 2‑3, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

The dugout

A promise honoured for Alex Cochrane

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. Birmingham told Alex Cochrane something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

The dugout

Patrick Roberts has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Birmingham will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Market

Jay Stansfield linked with a move away

The name of Jay Stansfield keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Birmingham say nothing, which says plenty.

Squad

A wage question at Birmingham

Riquelme Thompson-Jones has done the arithmetic and does not like the answer. Nothing corrodes a squad faster, and no club has ever solved it by explaining the wage structure to a footballer.

In brief

61 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

27 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

The knee: Ryan Allsop out for 18 days

18 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Birmingham lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Market

Patrick Roberts puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Birmingham, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Only the photograph left for Dael Fry

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Dael Fry will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Birmingham the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Max Bird in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Birmingham this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Demarai Gray is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Birmingham has been clear about where Demarai Gray stands, which is more than many ever get.

The dugout

No hiding place for Kristoffer Lund

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Kristoffer Lund, and the manager let it.

Match

A bad afternoon for Birmingham against Sheffield Wednesday

0‑1 to Sheffield Wednesday, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Match

A bad afternoon for Birmingham against Southampton

0‑1 to Southampton, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Appearance number 100 for Rayan

100 games in this shirt, through managers and relegations and everything else. Service like it is disappearing from the game and the crowd knows what it is watching.

In brief

  • Player ratings Rayan beats them one at a time
  • The dugout A promise honoured at Birmingham
  • Squad Birmingham are still strangers to each other
60 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

20 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

The knee: Ryan Allsop out for 27 days

27 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Birmingham lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Match

Patrick Roberts sends Birmingham through

Cup ties wait for somebody to seize them, and Patrick Roberts obliged against Cheltenham Town. 1‑0 on the night, and the name in the next round’s hat is Birmingham.

Squad

Alexei Rojas Fedorushchenko stands alone

6 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Rayan at 21 — 7.60

The hardest thing about being 21 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Rayan did not need any: 7.60, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Match

Birmingham make it 3 in a row

Momentum is a hard thing to buy and an easy thing to lose, and right now Birmingham have 3 straight wins of it.

Squad

The step up is real for Kian McCusker

At 19 he is doing things this season that he could not do last season, and doing them every week. Form comes and goes; this has stayed long enough to be called something else.

Transfer targets

Birmingham rebuffed over Aarón Anselmino

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Chelsea have kept their man, and Birmingham go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Demarai Gray

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Jay Stansfield the difference as Birmingham beat Swansea City

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Jay Stansfield. 2‑0 against Swansea City, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

In brief

57 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

30 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Ryan Allsop

51 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Birmingham lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Transfer targets

Birmingham make their move for Yousef Salech

$30.6M on the table at Cardiff City. The manager wanted him, the board agreed a number, and the only voices still to be heard are the ones at the other club.

Market

August Priske puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Birmingham, and it is not being withdrawn.

The dugout

Patrick Roberts keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Birmingham may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Dael Fry has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Birmingham they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Match

The wait goes on for Birmingham

5 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Transfer targets

Ibane Bowat due for a Birmingham medical

Everything agreed with Portsmouth, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Squad

Tempers go at Birmingham

Lukáš Horníček was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

Birmingham rebuffed over Fotis Ioannidis

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Sunderland have kept their man, and Birmingham go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

In brief

53 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

2 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Ryan Allsop out for 81 days

81 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Birmingham lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Market

Dael Fry has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Birmingham they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Transfer targets

An offer of $680.0K for Zain Silcott-Duberry

Birmingham have gone to Sheffield Wednesday with a bid, and the supporters have gone to the internet with an opinion about it. Whether either changes anything is up to the selling club.

Squad

Kanya Fujimoto wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Birmingham can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

Transfer targets

Manchester United tell Birmingham: Patrick Dorgu is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

The dugout

No hiding place for Kristoffer Lund

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Kristoffer Lund, and the manager let it.

Squad

The formation has left Christos Tzolis behind

Every shape has positions in it and this one does not have his. Birmingham will either change the shape, change his job, or change his club, and he is waiting to hear which.

Squad

Jhon Solís: “I am not a substitute”

“I have done everything asked of me in training and it has not changed a thing on a Saturday.” The most familiar complaint in football, and one Birmingham will have to answer with minutes or with a transfer.

Transfer targets

Birmingham ask about Mario Perlingieri

A loan enquiry to Benevento: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

In brief

51 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

19 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Ryan Allsop

99 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Birmingham lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Only the photograph left for Phil Neumann

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Phil Neumann will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Birmingham the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Birmingham

Patrick Roberts was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

Birmingham rebuffed over Kasper Dolberg

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Liverpool have kept their man, and Birmingham go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

Birmingham count the cost of losing Álvaro Ruiz-Rente

58 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Market

No place for Phil Neumann in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Phil Neumann has his answer from Birmingham; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

The dugout

Marvin Ducksch gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

A row about effort at Birmingham

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Nikoli Degtiarev was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Phil Neumann knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Phil Neumann trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

45 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

7 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Ryan Allsop out for 145 days

145 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Birmingham lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Market

Birmingham say no — this time

The offer from Hull City for August Priske was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Market

Phil Neumann hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Birmingham can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Dael Fry has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Birmingham they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Market

Jay Stansfield wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Birmingham hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Squad

Max Bird in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Birmingham this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Patrick Roberts signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Patrick Roberts and Birmingham agree another 4 years.

Squad

Luis Vázquez wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Birmingham can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

Transfer targets

Birmingham rebuffed over Dominic Solanke

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Manchester City have kept their man, and Birmingham go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

In brief

44 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

31 May 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Luis Vázquez asks to leave Birmingham

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Patrick Roberts in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Birmingham this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Kanya Fujimoto falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Patrick Roberts comes back from a loan that worked

21 appearances and 2 goals away from here, and a player the manager did not have in August. Loans are sent out hoping for exactly this and most of them do not deliver it.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Ethan Laird

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Birmingham are still strangers to each other

6 new signings in one window. Every one may be an upgrade and the side can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild the verdicts never mention.

The dugout

Patrick Roberts knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Birmingham, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

August Priske linked with a move away

The name of August Priske keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Birmingham say nothing, which says plenty.

Squad

Tomoki Iwata still has not settled

A year in and the language has not come, the city has not opened up, and he eats alone more often than anybody at Birmingham would like to admit. It is showing on Saturdays.

In brief

43 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

24 May 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Bright Osayi-Samuel is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Birmingham is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Birmingham

Ibrahim Osman was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

Kristoffer Lund gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

A row about effort at Birmingham

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Daniel Isichei was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Liam Millar knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Liam Millar trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

The Christoph Klarer question follows Birmingham around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Christoph Klarer’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

The dugout

The manager makes Phil Neumann a promise

Nothing in writing and nothing in public: a word about playing time, given face to face at Birmingham. The team sheets over the next month will show whether it was worth having.

Loan watch

Patrick Roberts first choice at Blackpool

19 starts and a season average of 7.14. The loan is doing exactly what it was arranged to do.

Squad

Ibrahim Osman finally belongs at Birmingham

The language has come, the shrug has gone, and he argues in training like a man who expects to be here next year. None of it shows up on a fee and all of it shows up on the pitch.

In brief

42 Edition

The Blackpool Sentinel

17 May 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A falling-out at Blackpool

Jordan Brown and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Fraser Horsfall

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

The Heinz Mörschel talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Blackpool know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

The dugout

Ryan Finnigan has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Blackpool will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

A door opens for Michael Obafemi

He asked about his future and was given an answer with minutes in it. The manager has now made a promise in a building where promises are remembered, and the clock on it has started.

The dugout

Zac Ashworth asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

41 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

10 May 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

The dugout

John McAtee says Birmingham went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Dael Fry is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Birmingham is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

The dugout

Dwight Gayle gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Luis Vázquez knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Luis Vázquez trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

The Jay Stansfield story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Jay Stansfield signs something — a contract at Birmingham or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Loan watch

Kanya Fujimoto would rather not come back

“For the first time in years I am picked because somebody wants me in the team.” Fleetwood Town suits him; the awkward conversation belongs to Birmingham, and the summer will force it.

The dugout

The manager makes Demarai Gray a promise

Nothing in writing and nothing in public: a word about playing time, given face to face at Birmingham. The team sheets over the next month will show whether it was worth having.

Loan watch

The goals keep arriving from Patrick Roberts’s exile

2 goals in 21 games at Blackpool — numbers that travel home faster than he does. Somebody at Birmingham updates a spreadsheet every Monday, and it makes better reading each week.

Loan watch

Jonathan Panzo has made Bradford City’s shirt his own

18 starts now, an average of 6.66, and the team sheet at Bradford City has stopped being a question. Exactly what everybody signed up for.

In brief

40 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

3 May 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Birmingham tear Bristol City apart

Rarely has this fixture seen a display like it: 3‑0 against Bristol City, and it could have been more.

Match

The season ends: position 17 for Birmingham

The last league game has been played and the table has stopped moving: 50 points. The summer begins on Monday, and so does the argument about what it all meant.

Market

Luis Vázquez puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Birmingham, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

Marvin Ducksch scores twice — 8.59

Two goals and a mark of 8.59 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Match

Birmingham come up short against Blackburn Rovers

Blackburn Rovers left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Liam Millar

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Andrew Hamilton: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 0‑1, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

The dugout

Jay Stansfield knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Jay Stansfield trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

The dugout

Ibrahim Osman left out for tactical reasons at Birmingham

The shape wanted a different profile against this opponent, which is a real football answer and no comfort at all to the man it is about. He did nothing wrong and he did not play.

In brief

40 Edition

The Blackpool Sentinel

3 May 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

The season ends: position 15 for Blackpool

The last league game has been played and the table has stopped moving: 62 points. The summer begins on Monday, and so does the argument about what it all meant.

Player ratings

Jacob Wright, 21, steals the show — 7.74

Marked 7.74 at 21, in a side that makes no allowances for age. He did not need any, and he looked the least nervous man on the pitch.

Player ratings

Hayden Coulson goes up and wins it — 7.82

A defender on the scoresheet, which happens rarely enough that everybody in the ground remembers who took the corner. 1 for him, and a mark of 7.82 for the rest of it.

Squad

Home is on Heinz Mörschel's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Blackpool are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Match

Hayden Coulson among the goals in a wild afternoon

6 goals in one match, Hayden Coulson on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of Blackpool and Bradford City.

Match

Blackpool come up short against Bradford City

Bradford City left with the points after a 2‑4 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

The dugout

Heinz Mörschel gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Blackpool see off Barnsley

Three points for Blackpool, 1‑0 the final word against Barnsley in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

CJ Hamilton was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 18. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

In brief

39 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

26 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Bright Osayi-Samuel is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Birmingham is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

The dugout

Ayden Heaven gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Charlton Athletic take the points off Birmingham

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 0‑2 Andrew Hamilton left the room before anybody could ask which.

The dugout

Jay Stansfield knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Birmingham, and both men came out saying it was fine.

The dugout

The form table has caught Max Bird

Somebody else has been better, the manager has said so with a team sheet, and there is no argument to be had. He will get the shirt back the only way it can be got back.

Market

The Christoph Klarer question follows Birmingham around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Christoph Klarer’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Looking ahead

Max Bird goes back to face Bristol City

Every squad has one of these fixtures for somebody every season. This one is Max Bird’s: the club that knew him first, the supporters who will decide in the first minute whether to applaud, and Birmingham needing him to play as if none of it matters.

Player ratings

Patrick Dorgu was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 9. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

In brief

36 Edition

The Blackpool Sentinel

5 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Triumph

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Bailey Peacock-Farrell

There were 11 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Michael Obafemi takes the match ball home

3 goals in one afternoon from one man. The other players were also present, a witness confirmed.

Match

Blackpool make it 6 in a row

Momentum is a hard thing to buy and an easy thing to lose, and right now Blackpool have 6 straight wins of it.

Squad

Dan Sassi is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 23 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Match

Blackpool see off Mansfield Town

Three points for Blackpool, 3‑2 the final word against Mansfield Town in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

Michael Obafemi in the eights

A performance of 9.35 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

The terraces

One of their own: Finley Munroe

He is 22 and the ground already sings his name, which is a thing that happens to local boys and almost never to signings. Everything from here is measured against an affection he did nothing to earn except be from here.

Match

Another one collected away from home

3 on the bounce on the road for Blackpool. The coaches leave early, arrive at unlovely grounds in the dark, and keep coming home with three points.

Squad

Tyler Fredricson signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Tyler Fredricson and Blackpool agree another 5 years.

In brief

35 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

29 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

The dugout

Marvin Ducksch: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Birmingham have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Bright Osayi-Samuel has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Birmingham they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

August Priske signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” August Priske and Birmingham agree another 5 years.

Looking ahead

A test against the best for Birmingham

The team at the top of the table next, and the honest measure of where this side actually is. Anybody can beat the club below them; the question is what happens against Hull City.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Bright Osayi-Samuel

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Kristoffer Lund asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

The Christoph Klarer talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Birmingham know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Looking ahead

Liam Millar goes back to face Hull City

Every squad has one of these fixtures for somebody every season. This one is Liam Millar’s: the club that knew him first, the supporters who will decide in the first minute whether to applaud, and Birmingham needing him to play as if none of it matters.

The dugout

Liam Millar has been promised minutes

A conversation in the manager’s office, and a commitment that came out of it. Promises like that are cheap to make and expensive to break, and Liam Millar has written the date down.

In brief

34 Edition

The Blackpool Sentinel

22 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

Heinz Mörschel wins it after the whistle should have gone

91 minutes played. Heinz Mörschel found the finish in time that only existed because of earlier delays, and Peterborough United went from a point to nothing inside one movement.

Match

Blackpool cannot stop winning

5 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Match

Blackpool find a way past Peterborough United

Peterborough United made Blackpool work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑1 at the end and the table does not ask how.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Bailey Peacock-Farrell

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Heinz Mörschel was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.13. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

The dugout

A promise honoured for Simone Pontisso

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. Blackpool told Simone Pontisso something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

Squad

5 new faces, and Blackpool are still learning each other

A squad rebuilt inside one window pays for it in a currency nobody budgets for. The football is not worse than the sum of the players; it is worse than the sum of the players who have played together before.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We controlled it. There were spells I did not like and we will look at them, but the group showed me something.” Liam Brown, on a 2‑1 win that he was already picking apart on the walk to the press room.

Player ratings

The pass was always on for Patrick Roberts

Chances created: 11. Somebody has to open a door before anybody can walk through it, and he spent the afternoon opening doors.

In brief

33 Edition

The Blackpool Sentinel

15 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Chuba Akpom leads the rout of Port Vale

6‑2, and Chuba Akpom took the headlines on an afternoon when everything Blackpool tried came off. Days like this are retold all winter.

Squad

Chuba Akpom takes the match ball home

3 goals in one afternoon from one man. The other players were also present, a witness confirmed.

Market

Douglas Silva asks to leave Blackpool

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

Blackpool make it 4 in a row

Momentum is a hard thing to buy and an easy thing to lose, and right now Blackpool have 4 straight wins of it.

Player ratings

A defender's goal wins it for Blackpool — 7.68

1 for James Husband, marked 7.68, and a centre-half's name in the part of the report he normally only reaches by mistake. He will not be allowed to forget it in the dressing room for a month.

Player ratings

A hand in 2 of them from Heinz Mörschel — 7.91

Marked 7.91. There is a kind of forward whose value only shows up when you count what he was involved in rather than what he finished, and this is the day that argument makes itself.

Match

Chuba Akpom among the goals in a wild afternoon

8 goals in one match, Chuba Akpom on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of Blackpool and Port Vale.

Player ratings

Chuba Akpom in the eights

A performance of 9.56 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

One of those days for Josh Bowler

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.09, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

32 Edition

The Blackpool Sentinel

8 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Heinz Mörschel puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Blackpool, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

Jacob Wright, 21, plays like he has been here for years — 7.89

A mark of 7.89 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 21-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Match

Blackpool cannot stop winning

3 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Match

Jacob Wright the difference as Blackpool beat Rotherham United

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Jacob Wright. 1‑0 against Rotherham United, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Match

Blackpool find a way past Stockport County

Stockport County made Blackpool work for it, but the scoreboard read 1‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Patrick Roberts

Marked 8.02 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Words exchanged at Blackpool

Jordan Brown and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

No hiding place for Leighton Clarkson

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Leighton Clarkson, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Chuba Akpom was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 16. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

In brief

29 Edition

The Blackpool Sentinel

15 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Bailey Peacock-Farrell keeps Blackpool in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 11 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

Chastening afternoon for Blackpool

A 1‑4 beating by Bolton Wanderers was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Market

Douglas Silva hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Blackpool can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

A defender's goal wins it for Blackpool — 7.30

1 for Simone Pontisso, marked 7.30, and a centre-half's name in the part of the report he normally only reaches by mistake. He will not be allowed to forget it in the dressing room for a month.

The dugout

Zane Okoro: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Blackpool have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Player ratings

Leighton Clarkson did the work nobody counts — 6.83

15 combined actions and 6.83. The job he did is the one that shows up as other people looking good, and the only reliable way to notice it is to watch what happens on the afternoons he is missing.

Match

Simone Pontisso’s goal not enough for Blackpool

Simone Pontisso scored, and precious little else went right: 2‑3 to Cardiff City, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Babis Kostoulas

Blackpool asked and Crystal Palace said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

The dugout

No hiding place for Patrick Roberts

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Patrick Roberts, and the manager let it.

In brief

28 Edition

The Blackpool Sentinel

8 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Blackpool strike at the death to beat Exeter City

There were 87 minutes on the clock and Exeter City had all but banked the point. Football rarely reads the room, and Blackpool did not stop to explain themselves.

The dugout

Hayden Coulson: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Blackpool have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Player ratings

The game went through Jacob Wright — 6.88

Marked 6.88 on 14 actions at both ends of the pitch. Midfielders like this get described as unspectacular by people who have never tried to play against one.

Match

Nobody wins at Blackpool

9 home matches unbeaten. Visiting sides arrive already talking about the atmosphere, which is usually the sign that they have half-lost before kickoff.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Ruari Paton

Blackpool asked and Port Vale said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Match

Blackpool find a way past Exeter City

Exeter City made Blackpool work for it, but the scoreboard read 1‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Squad

Douglas Silva wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Blackpool can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

Squad

Words exchanged at Blackpool

Jordan Brown and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Patrick Roberts

Successful dribbles: 17. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

26 Edition

The Blackpool Sentinel

25 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

Blackpool tear Northampton Town apart

Rarely has this fixture seen a display like it: 6‑1 against Northampton Town, and it could have been more.

Player ratings

A brace, and Chuba Akpom takes the afternoon — 9.17

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Chuba Akpom provided it, and the 9.17 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Player ratings

A brace, and Niall Ennis takes the afternoon — 8.92

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Niall Ennis provided it, and the 8.92 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Player ratings

Patrick Roberts scores twice — 8.27

Two goals and a mark of 8.27 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Player ratings

A brace, and Heinz Mörschel takes the afternoon — 7.99

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Heinz Mörschel provided it, and the 7.99 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Squad

Bailey Peacock-Farrell keeps Blackpool in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Blackpool sell Ashley Fletcher for $980.0K

Ashley Fletcher has left for Lincoln City in a $980.0K deal. The accountants are pleased; the supporters are less certain.

Match

Heinz Mörschel among the goals in a wild afternoon

7 goals in one match, Heinz Mörschel on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of Blackpool and Northampton Town.

Match

Chuba Akpom the difference as Blackpool beat Plymouth Argyle

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Chuba Akpom. 3‑1 against Plymouth Argyle, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

In brief

25 Edition

The Blackpool Sentinel

18 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Both of them Heinz Mörschel's — 7.92

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 7.92, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Market

Douglas Silva puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Blackpool, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Blackpool turn down Bristol Rovers for Fraser Horsfall

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Transfer targets

Stefan Bajčetić will not be coming to Blackpool

Terms were offered and declined. Whether it was the wages, the role or the town, nobody at Liverpool is saying, and nobody at Blackpool is enjoying the guessing.

Transfer targets

Nottingham Forest tell Blackpool: Stephy Mavididi is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Match

Heinz Mörschel sends Blackpool past Stevenage

It finished 2‑0, and it was Heinz Mörschel’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Blackpool.

Player ratings

Patrick Roberts beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 17. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Squad

Tempers go at Blackpool

Jordan Brown was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Finley Munroe

Defensive actions: 16. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

In brief

24 Edition

The Blackpool Sentinel

11 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Ashley Fletcher puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Blackpool, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Blackpool sign Jed Ward for $500.0K

The paperwork is done: Jed Ward joins from Bristol Rovers in a deal worth $500.0K. Now comes the harder part.

Market

Lincoln City join the queue for Ashley Fletcher

Add another name to the list: Lincoln City have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Ashley Fletcher. The answer from Blackpool has not changed — yet.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Sondre Brunstad Fet

Blackpool asked and Bodo/Glimt said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Match

Blackpool get the job done against Wigan Athletic

A 1‑0 win over Wigan Athletic, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Squad

Time is catching up with Ignacio Irañeta

Everybody at Blackpool saw it before anybody said it, which is how this always goes. At 40 the decline is real and measurable — 3 points — and the only question left is how the club handles somebody it owes a great deal to.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Josh Bowler at his very best

Marked 8.07. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Blackpool.

Squad

Ignacio Irañeta wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Blackpool know it.

The dugout

A satisfied Liam Brown

“The players deserve the credit. My job was easy today.” It was not, and everybody in the room knew it; after 1‑0, Liam Brown could afford to be generous.

In brief

23 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

4 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Ethan Laird hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Birmingham can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Birmingham say no — this time

The offer from Crawley Town for Kanya Fujimoto was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Words exchanged at Birmingham

Ibrahim Osman and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Market

Patrick Roberts attracts admirers

The name of Patrick Roberts has come up in conversations Birmingham were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Squad

Words at Birmingham training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Patrick Dorgu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

Coventry City tell Birmingham: Sidiki Chérif is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Match

Wrexham take the points off Birmingham

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

The dugout

Demarai Gray gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Birmingham at the halfway mark

Half the programme played, position 18, 24 on the board. Doubling it is the sum every supporter has done and the only one nobody at the club will do out loud.

In brief

11 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

12 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

George Wynne damages knee ligaments — 31 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 31 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Real improvement from Ayden Heaven at Birmingham

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Ayden Heaven is 20, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

A row about effort at Birmingham

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Patrick Dorgu was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Time is catching up with Dwight Gayle

Everybody at Birmingham saw it before anybody said it, which is how this always goes. At 37 the decline is real and measurable — 3 points — and the only question left is how the club handles somebody it owes a great deal to.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Patrick Roberts

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Paik Seung-Ho told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Paik Seung-Ho has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Birmingham.

Looking ahead

Liam Millar goes back to face Preston

Every squad has one of these fixtures for somebody every season. This one is Liam Millar’s: the club that knew him first, the supporters who will decide in the first minute whether to applaud, and Birmingham needing him to play as if none of it matters.

The terraces

The stands have heard the Jay Stansfield talk too

What was a back-page story is now a matter for the terraces, and the terraces do not do nuance. Birmingham would like it dealt with before it becomes the only question anybody asks.

The dugout

Liam Millar has been promised minutes

A conversation in the manager’s office, and a commitment that came out of it. Promises like that are cheap to make and expensive to break, and Liam Millar has written the date down.

In brief

7 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

14 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Rodrigo Canario

35 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Birmingham lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

A hiding for Birmingham

Beaten 1‑4 by Stoke City, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Squad

Jay Stansfield signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Jay Stansfield and Birmingham agree another 5 years.

Boardroom

Doors closed at Birmingham

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 1‑4 Andrew Hamilton left the room before anybody could ask which.

The dugout

Jonathan Panzo gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Jay Stansfield knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Birmingham, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Squad

A long afternoon for Ryan Allsop

Beaten 4 times, with 4 saves for company. Goalkeepers carry these scorelines on their record whoever actually caused them, which is the quiet injustice of the job.

Looking ahead

Christoph Klarer faces his old club

Southampton next, and one man in the Birmingham dressing room knows their training ground better than his own. The reception will tell him what they thought of him.

In brief

4 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

24 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Birmingham sell Carlos Vicente for $32.0M

Carlos Vicente has left for Union Berlin in a $32.0M deal. The accountants are pleased; the supporters are less certain.

Market

Birmingham say no — this time

The offer from Norwich City for August Priske was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Market

Bright Osayi-Samuel says no to Barrow AFC

“I listened, I thought about it, and I am staying. That is the whole story.” The clubs had agreed a fee. Bright Osayi-Samuel had not agreed to go, which turned out to be the part that mattered.

The terraces

Birmingham sell a favourite for $32.0M

The accountants will call it good business and they will be right, which is not the point anybody outside the boardroom is making. Carlos Vicente was one of the reasons people came, and $32.0M does not replace that by itself.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Ibrahim Osman at 21 — 7.67

The hardest thing about being 21 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Ibrahim Osman did not need any: 7.67, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Market

Luis Vázquez has his eye on Europe

It is not a grievance and it is not a demand: he wants to play continental football, and he has stopped hiding it. Whether Birmingham can give him that is a question about the club, not about him.

Transfer targets

Chelsea tell Birmingham: Valentín Barco is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

The terraces

One of their own: Ibrahim Osman

He is 21 and the ground already sings his name, which is a thing that happens to local boys and almost never to signings. Everything from here is measured against an affection he did nothing to earn except be from here.

Match

Ibrahim Osman the difference as Birmingham beat West Bromwich Albion

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Ibrahim Osman. 1‑0 against West Bromwich Albion, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

In brief