Harvey Barnes

Left Midfielder - Brentford
22 Oct 2028
Sunday
Process

Marked for Harvey Barnes

114 Edition

The Brentford Gazette

2 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Brentford

8 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

The dugout

Harvey Barnes keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Brentford may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Match

5 matches without a goal for Brentford

The chances are being made and something is happening between the making and the finishing. 5 matches now, and the anxiety in the ground arrives a little earlier every week.

Squad

A falling-out at Brentford

Róbert Boženík and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

Rico Henry gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Chelsea take the points off Brentford

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Market

Still no ink between Brentford and Michael Kayode

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Brentford, another week without a signature from Michael Kayode.

The dugout

A promise honoured for Barış Alper Yılmaz

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. Brentford told Barış Alper Yılmaz something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

Loan watch

Riley Owen: I did not sign for Brentford to play for other people

“Every summer it is another club, another set of team-mates, another manager to convince. I have done all that. Now I want a pre-season at Brentford and a proper look at me.” He remains Derby County’s player until the spell runs out — but the argument is with the club that owns him.

In brief

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112 Edition

The Brentford Gazette

18 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No end in sight to Brentford's wait for a win

6 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Brentford has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Michael Kayode falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

The goals have deserted Brentford

3 matches, no goals, and a training ground that has tried everything. It will end — droughts always do — but nobody at Brentford can tell you which week it ends in.

Squad

Esquerdinha in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Brentford this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

João Gomes is still being punished for one mistake

Nobody will confirm it and the team sheets confirm it every week. One error has bought him a spell as second choice that is already longer than the error deserved.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Harvey Barnes

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Caoimhin Kelleher gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Caoimhin Kelleher is on it.

Player ratings

The afternoon belonged to Nathan Collins

A mark of 7.24, and nobody in the ground would argue with it. He was involved in everything that mattered and most of what did not.

The dugout

Anthony Ward on the point

“A point is a point and I will take it, but we should have had all three.” Anthony Ward after the 0‑0 draw, and the sentence every manager in the country said at some stage this weekend.

In brief

107 Edition

The Brentford Gazette

14 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Nathan Collins says no to Stoke City

“I listened, I thought about it, and I am staying. That is the whole story.” The clubs had agreed a fee. Nathan Collins had not agreed to go, which turned out to be the part that mattered.

Market

Harvey Barnes puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Brentford, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Matthew Cox moves on

Sunderland pay $5.8M, and the deal is done. The number reads well on a balance sheet; whether it reads well on the pitch is next season's question.

Market

Brentford say no — this time

The offer from Huddersfield Town for Mamadou Sangaré was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

A falling-out at Brentford

Róbert Boženík and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Brentford training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Michael Kayode is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Loan watch

Riley Owen wants to come home

“I did not go to Derby County to sit and watch. I want to come back to Brentford and fight for my place.” 1 appearances in 9 matches say the rest.

The dugout

When it matters, Michael Kayode plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

Róbert Boženík asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

94 Edition

The Brentford Gazette

15 May 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Tempers go at Brentford

Nathan Collins was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Yehor Yarmoliuk has his eye on Europe

It is not a grievance and it is not a demand: he wants to play continental football, and he has stopped hiding it. Whether Brentford can give him that is a question about the club, not about him.

Squad

A row about effort at Brentford

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Michael Kayode was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Loan watch

Nobody is scoring past Matthew Cox at Stockport County

15 shut-outs in 41 games. A goalkeeper’s loan is judged on the afternoons when nothing happened at all, and Matthew Cox has been having a lot of them.

Match

A bad afternoon for Brentford against Arsenal

0‑1 to Arsenal, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

Rico Henry did the work nobody counts — 6.91

10 combined actions and 6.91. The job he did is the one that shows up as other people looking good, and the only reliable way to notice it is to watch what happens on the afternoons he is missing.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 0‑1 Anthony Ward left the room before anybody could ask which.

The dugout

No hiding place for Harvey Barnes

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Harvey Barnes, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Mikkel Damsgaard gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Mikkel Damsgaard is on it.

In brief

92 Edition

The Brentford Gazette

1 May 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

The dugout

Harvey Barnes keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Brentford may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

A falling-out at Brentford

Nathan Collins and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Brentford

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Sepp van den Berg was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Chelsea take the points off Brentford

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Player ratings

Dango Ouattara ran the middle of the pitch — 6.99

He won it back and then made something of it, which is two jobs and the reason the scoreline looks the way it does. 10 combined actions and a mark of 6.99, and not one of them will make a highlights package.

Squad

Kaye Furo slips down the pecking order

The demotion a club never announces and a dressing room always notices. Kaye Furo is further from the side than he was, and the reason will not be given until he asks.

The dugout

A promise honoured at Brentford

Something was said to Dango Ouattara and then it happened. In this industry that passes for remarkable, and the dressing room noticed faster than any supporter could.

The dugout

No place for Aaron Hickey on the big day

He found out with everybody else, an hour before kick-off, from a sheet of paper on a wall. Nobody at Brentford pretended it was anything other than a decision about him.

The dugout

Anthony Ward: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 0‑2, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

In brief

88 Edition

The Brentford Gazette

3 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Brentford may not be able to give João Gomes what he wants

It is the most legitimate ambition in the sport and the hardest for most clubs to satisfy. João Gomes wants continental football; whether Brentford can provide it is a question about the next two seasons, not about him.

Squad

A row about effort at Brentford

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Michael Kayode was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Loan watch

Nobody is scoring past Ellery Balcombe at Swindon Town

15 shut-outs in 38 games. A goalkeeper’s loan is judged on the afternoons when nothing happened at all, and Ellery Balcombe has been having a lot of them.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Keane Lewis-Potter

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Words exchanged at Brentford

Abdoul Ouattara and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

The team sheet said everything about Nicolò Savona

Warm-up bib, ninety minutes of watching, and a handshake at the end that fooled nobody. Big matches tell you who a manager trusts; this one told Nicolò Savona.

The dugout

Mikkel Damsgaard has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Brentford will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

Anthony Ward: “We have to be better”

“It is not the end of the world and it is not good enough. Both of those are true.” The manager, after a 0‑0 draw, said the honest thing and then went to say it again inside.

Boardroom

Brentford bank $320.0K from an old deal

The unglamorous genius of a well-written contract. Bamba Dieng is somebody else's player now, and $320.0K has arrived because the people who sold him thought further ahead than the transfer window.

In brief

86 Edition

The Brentford Gazette

20 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Barış Alper Yılmaz lights up a European night for Brentford

1‑0 against Westerlo, and a performance that will be described to people who were not there for the rest of the season. Barış Alper Yılmaz was at the centre of the description.

Market

Sepp van den Berg wants European nights

The general version of this complaint is that a player wants more. The specific version names the thing: he wants to walk out under floodlights against clubs from other countries, and he has stopped pretending otherwise.

Squad

Róbert Boženík in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Brentford this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Sepp van den Berg falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Loan watch

Nobody is scoring past Matthew Cox at Stockport County

15 shut-outs in 38 games. A goalkeeper’s loan is judged on the afternoons when nothing happened at all, and Matthew Cox has been having a lot of them.

Loan watch

14 clean sheets on loan for Ellery Balcombe

37 appearances at Swindon Town and the goals have stopped going in. Brentford lent out a goalkeeper and are watching somebody else’s season get better every week.

Match

Manchester United take the points off Brentford

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Market

Róbert Boženík comes back from a loan that worked

36 appearances and 33 goals away from here, and a player the manager did not have in August. Loans are sent out hoping for exactly this and most of them do not deliver it.

Player ratings

João Gomes ran the middle of the pitch — 6.92

He won it back and then made something of it, which is two jobs and the reason the scoreline looks the way it does. 9 combined actions and a mark of 6.92, and not one of them will make a highlights package.

In brief

84 Edition

The Brentford Gazette

6 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Loan watch

33 goals on loan for Róbert Boženík

35 appearances at Barnsley and the goals keep coming. Brentford are watching this more closely than the borrowing club would like.

Market

Michael Kayode wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Brentford hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Squad

Real improvement from Michel Boni at Brentford

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Michel Boni is 19, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

Words at Brentford training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Michael Kayode is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Kristoffer Ajer has his eye on Europe

It is not a grievance and it is not a demand: he wants to play continental football, and he has stopped hiding it. Whether Brentford can give him that is a question about the club, not about him.

The terraces

One of their own: Ben Gannon Doak

He is 22 and the ground already sings his name, which is a thing that happens to local boys and almost never to signings. Everything from here is measured against an affection he did nothing to earn except be from here.

Loan watch

Matthew Cox’s loan is measured in nothing happening

14 clean sheets from 36 appearances at Stockport County. That is the whole of a goalkeeper’s job done properly, and it is being done a long way from the club that owns him.

Match

Barış Alper Yılmaz the difference as Brentford beat West Ham United

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Barış Alper Yılmaz. 1‑0 against West Ham United, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

The dugout

No hiding place for Keane Lewis-Potter

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Keane Lewis-Potter, and the manager let it.

In brief

83 Edition

The Brentford Gazette

28 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Loan watch

Róbert Boženík keeps scoring at Barnsley

33 appearances away from home and 31 goals to show for them. Every one of them makes next summer's conversation a little more expensive.

Match

Barış Alper Yılmaz lights up a European night for Brentford

1‑0 against Westerlo, and a performance that will be described to people who were not there for the rest of the season. Barış Alper Yılmaz was at the centre of the description.

Squad

Sepp van den Berg signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Sepp van den Berg and Brentford agree another 5 years.

Player ratings

Yehor Yarmoliuk did the work nobody counts — 6.75

14 combined actions and 6.75. The job he did is the one that shows up as other people looking good, and the only reliable way to notice it is to watch what happens on the afternoons he is missing.

Squad

Words at Brentford training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Sepp van den Berg is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Michael Kayode

At 23 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Squad

A falling-out at Brentford

Antoni Milambo and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Player ratings

Barış Alper Yılmaz was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 17. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Loan watch

Julian Eyestone’s loan is measured in nothing happening

11 clean sheets from 29 appearances at Sigma Olomouc. That is the whole of a goalkeeper’s job done properly, and it is being done a long way from the club that owns him.

In brief

79 Edition

The Brentford Gazette

31 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Brentford sign Harvey Barnes for $11.8M

The paperwork is done: Harvey Barnes joins from Newcastle United in a deal worth $11.8M. Now comes the harder part.

Market

Keane Lewis-Potter hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Brentford can pretend not to have heard.

Loan watch

25 goals on loan for Róbert Boženík

27 appearances at Barnsley and the goals keep coming. Brentford are watching this more closely than the borrowing club would like.

Market

Riley Owen agrees terms with Hamrun Spartans

The clubs have settled the fee and he has settled his wages. What remains is a medical and a photograph, and around Brentford people have started saying his name in the past tense.

Market

Brentford sell Keisuke Osako for $13.6M

Keisuke Osako has left for AZ in a $13.6M deal. The accountants are pleased; the supporters are less certain.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Mark Travers

Brentford asked and Brighton said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Transfer targets

Too dear: Brentford walk away from Nicolás Domínguez

$1.4M was the most the club would pay and Nottingham Forest were asking for more. Deals like this are revived in the last week of a window roughly half the time, and everybody involved knows it.

Squad

A row about effort at Brentford

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Michael Kayode was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Barış Alper Yılmaz sends Brentford past Leeds United

It finished 1‑0, and it was Barış Alper Yılmaz’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Brentford.

In brief

79 Edition

The Newcastle United Post

31 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Newcastle United sell Luis Suárez for $45.1M

Luis Suárez has left for Atlético Madrid in a $45.1M deal. The accountants are pleased; the supporters are less certain.

Market

Terms done: Ayden Heaven is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and Nottingham Forest waiting with a shirt. Nobody at Newcastle United is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Market

Business is business: Harvey Barnes goes

Brentford paid $11.8M and Newcastle United took it, which is the whole story in one sentence. The longer version involves a wage budget and will be told all season.

Market

Alejo Veliz arrives at Newcastle United as the heir apparent

Every dressing room knows how to read a signing like this one. Alejo Veliz is not here to sit and wait indefinitely, and the man whose place he has been bought to take knows it better than anyone.

The terraces

Newcastle United sell a favourite for $45.1M

The accountants will call it good business and they will be right, which is not the point anybody outside the boardroom is making. Luis Suárez was one of the reasons people came, and $45.1M does not replace that by itself.

Transfer targets

Newcastle United rebuffed over Aidan Morris

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Middlesbrough have kept their man, and Newcastle United go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Match

No end in sight to Newcastle United's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Newcastle United has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Alejo Veliz arrives at the club he grew up with

Every footballer has an answer to the question about his boyhood club, and most of them never get to act on it. Alejo Veliz has, at Newcastle United, and the first month will show what that does to a man.

Squad

Home is on Carlos Baleba's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Newcastle United are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

In brief

78 Edition

The Brentford Gazette

24 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Not going: Sepp van den Berg stays at Brentford

“I know what people will say. I know what I want, and it is here.” Sheffield Wednesday had the fee agreed and the shirt ready; they did not have the player, and now they will not.

Match

Brentford out of the cup

Manchester United ended it 0‑1. The season narrows to the league now, and everyone in the ground knew it before the final whistle.

Market

Mikkel Damsgaard puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Brentford, and it is not being withdrawn.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Harvey Barnes

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Brentford have done the hard part with Newcastle United, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Loan watch

Róbert Boženík keeps scoring at Barnsley

26 appearances away from home and 24 goals to show for them. Every one of them makes next summer's conversation a little more expensive.

Transfer targets

Wolverhampton tell Brentford: Hwang Hee-Chan is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Transfer targets

No deal for Ármin Pécsi at that price

Brentford offered $1.4M; Liverpool said it was not close. The manager will be told the money is still there for the right player, which is what managers are told.

Squad

Tempers go at Brentford

Nathan Collins was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

Michael Cooper will join Brentford for nothing

The paperwork is done long before the player is. Michael Cooper has agreed terms to come here when his current deal runs out, which means Brentford have spent a summer's transfer budget on a phone call.

In brief

78 Edition

The Newcastle United Post

24 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Transfer targets

$16.7M settles it between the clubs for Alejo Veliz

Bahia have accepted the money. What Newcastle United do not yet have is the man, and between here and the photograph is a conversation about wages that both sides are dreading.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Martin Prass

Newcastle United asked and Rosenborg said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Market

Harvey Barnes agrees terms with Brentford

The clubs have settled the fee and he has settled his wages. What remains is a medical and a photograph, and around Newcastle United people have started saying his name in the past tense.

Market

Shea Charles moves on

Chelsea pay $21.6M, and the deal is done. The number reads well on a balance sheet; whether it reads well on the pitch is next season's question.

Market

Not going: Bazoumana Touré stays at Newcastle United

“I know what people will say. I know what I want, and it is here.” Luton Town had the fee agreed and the shirt ready; they did not have the player, and now they will not.

Market

Malick Thiaw hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Newcastle United can pretend not to have heard.

Transfer targets

Newcastle United baulk at the price for Nicolás Domínguez

Nottingham Forest wanted more than $1.7M and the board would not go there. Walked away, for now, which in a transfer window means until somebody blinks.

Squad

Tempers go at Newcastle United

Nick Woltemade was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

The wait goes on for Newcastle United

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

In brief

76 Edition

The Newcastle United Post

10 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Transfer targets

Newcastle United make their move for Kaio Jorge

$18.5M on the table at Werder Bremen. The manager wanted him, the board agreed a number, and the only voices still to be heard are the ones at the other club.

Market

Harvey Barnes says no to Sheffield Wednesday

“I listened, I thought about it, and I am staying. That is the whole story.” The clubs had agreed a fee. Harvey Barnes had not agreed to go, which turned out to be the part that mattered.

Squad

Mikel Merino gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Mikel Merino has just signed for Newcastle United, and for once the answer mattered.

Transfer targets

Newcastle United make their move for Nathan Wood

$3.6M on the table at Southampton. The manager wanted him, the board agreed a number, and the only voices still to be heard are the ones at the other club.

Market

Eyes on Luis Suárez again

The phone has started ringing about Luis Suárez again, and this time the name on the line is Arsenal. Newcastle United are listening politely and promising nothing.

Market

Bristol Rovers come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Newcastle United did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

Nick Pope puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Newcastle United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Nico González in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Newcastle United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

Alex Murphy signs for Stoke City while still at Newcastle United

The rules permit it and it stings anyway. Alex Murphy has agreed terms with Stoke City for the summer, and until then he pulls on this shirt as a player who has already chosen his next one.

In brief

72 Edition

The Newcastle United Post

13 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Emil Krafth damages knee ligaments — 16 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 16 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

The small margins put Newcastle United out

Out, 2‑2 to Watford, and the long argument about which of the small moments decided it. The league is all there is now, and everybody knows it.

Match

Watford punish Newcastle United for switching off

2 goals to the good, and then a slow surrender of everything that had been earned. Shea Charles will not be the one blamed for it, but nobody at Newcastle United escapes the conversation that follows a collapse like this.

Player ratings

Sander Berge pops up at the right end — 7.95

7.95, 1 on the scoresheet, and the specific comedy of a back-four player celebrating like somebody who does this every week. He does not, and that is exactly why the ground reacted the way it did.

Player ratings

Shea Charles goes up and wins it — 7.21

A defender on the scoresheet, which happens rarely enough that everybody in the ground remembers who took the corner. 1 for him, and a mark of 7.21 for the rest of it.

Market

Joelinton wants more than Newcastle United are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Squad

A falling-out at Newcastle United

Carlos Baleba and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Sam Alabi is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 18 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Match

Nobody wins at Newcastle United

8 home matches unbeaten. Visiting sides arrive already talking about the atmosphere, which is usually the sign that they have half-lost before kickoff.

In brief

68 Edition

The Newcastle United Post

15 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Emil Krafth

52 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Newcastle United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Federico Chiesa in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Newcastle United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Newcastle United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Lewis Hall is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

A promise honoured at Newcastle United

Something was said to Nick Woltemade and then it happened. In this industry that passes for remarkable, and the dressing room noticed faster than any supporter could.

Squad

A smaller club would suit Carlos Baleba now

He has had enough of the noise. Whether Newcastle United can be a quieter place for him, or whether the only cure is a move somewhere the phone-ins are gentler, is a question for the next few months.

The dugout

No hiding place for Malick Thiaw

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Malick Thiaw, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Joelinton knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Joelinton trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

The Luis Suárez story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Luis Suárez signs something — a contract at Newcastle United or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

The dugout

Harvey Barnes has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Newcastle United will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

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8 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Emil Krafth

60 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Newcastle United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Cup progress for Newcastle United

A 2‑0 win over Rotherham United, a place in the next round, and the quiet arithmetic every supporter does on the walk home: how many more until a final?

Squad

6 saves: Lucas Chevalier was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 6 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Squad

Sven Botman stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Sven Botman and Newcastle United agree another 5 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Tempers go at Newcastle United

Sven Botman was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Divin Mubama

At 23 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Match

Brighton take the points off Newcastle United

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Player ratings

Harvey Barnes in the eights

A performance of 8.42 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Iñaki Peña

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

  • The dugout Carlos Baleba is still being punished for one mistake
  • Loan watch Aidan Harris wants to come home
  • The dugout The manager’s verdict
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23 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Lucas Chevalier

50 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Newcastle United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Luis Suárez puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Newcastle United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Harvey Barnes turns Bolton Wanderers down

“It was not right for me. I am not going to explain why to anybody except the people I owe an explanation to.” A deal agreed between two clubs, and a player who declined to be part of it.

The dugout

Dan Burn says Newcastle United went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Newcastle United turn down Bristol Rovers for Emil Krafth

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Market

Eyes on Malick Thiaw again

The phone has started ringing about Malick Thiaw again, and this time the name on the line is Middlesbrough. Newcastle United are listening politely and promising nothing.

Squad

Words exchanged at Newcastle United

Nick Woltemade and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Boardroom

Graduation day at Newcastle United

5 boys move up, and somewhere in the building the people who coached them at twelve are quietly having the best morning of their working year. Nothing about this shows up in a result and it is why the academy exists.

The dugout

Nick Woltemade gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

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The Newcastle United Post

9 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Iñaki Peña asks to leave Newcastle United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Newcastle United may not be able to give Joelinton what he wants

It is the most legitimate ambition in the sport and the hardest for most clubs to satisfy. Joelinton wants continental football; whether Newcastle United can provide it is a question about the next two seasons, not about him.

Squad

Exequiel Palacios wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Newcastle United can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

Squad

Words exchanged at Newcastle United

Federico Chiesa and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Exequiel Palacios falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Eyes on Junior Tchamadeu again

The phone has started ringing about Junior Tchamadeu again, and this time the name on the line is Burton Albion. Newcastle United are listening politely and promising nothing.

The dugout

Sven Botman knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Newcastle United, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

The Nico González story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Nico González signs something — a contract at Newcastle United or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

The dugout

Jacob Murphy gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Jacob Murphy is on it.

In brief

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The Newcastle United Post

5 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Transfer targets

Newcastle United bid $21.6M for Divin Mubama

The offer went to Manchester City this week and it is theirs to answer. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loud the door closes.

Market

Harvey Barnes puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Newcastle United, and it is not being withdrawn.

The dugout

Fabian Schär: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Newcastle United have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Nick Woltemade wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Newcastle United hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Market

Arsenal watching Tino Livramento

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Newcastle United have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Market

Luis Suárez wants European nights

The general version of this complaint is that a player wants more. The specific version names the thing: he wants to walk out under floodlights against clubs from other countries, and he has stopped pretending otherwise.

Squad

Tempers go at Newcastle United

Nick Woltemade was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A late step up for Jacob Ramsey

At 26 the improving is meant to be over. It is not: 3 points better than the mark taken at the start of the year, which is the sort of thing that happens to players who take the boring parts of the job seriously.

Squad

A row about effort at Newcastle United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Exequiel Palacios was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

In brief

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The Newcastle United Post

21 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

The dugout

Harvey Barnes says Newcastle United went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Ryan Christie is a Newcastle United player

The fee is $6.2M, the contract is signed, and the argument about whether he is worth it can begin. Bournemouth drove a hard bargain; time will say who won it.

Transfer targets

Coventry City tell Newcastle United: Sidiki Chérif is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Market

Bashir Humphreys hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Newcastle United can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Odysseas Vlachodimos moves on

Chelsea pay $4.3M, and the deal is done. The number reads well on a balance sheet; whether it reads well on the pitch is next season's question.

Market

Newcastle United turn down Peterborough United for Emil Krafth

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

A move Ryan Christie would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Ryan Christie is living that version at Newcastle United, and it tends to show in the first month.

Squad

Tempers go at Newcastle United

Federico Chiesa was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Mason Miley is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 18 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

In brief

46 Edition

The Newcastle United Post

14 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Newcastle United get their man

The chase for Exequiel Palacios ended with $59.2M changing hands and Ipswich Town out of reasons to say no. The supporters will judge the fee the only way that matters: on Saturdays.

Market

Sander Berge is a Newcastle United player

The fee is $17.8M, the contract is signed, and the argument about whether he is worth it can begin. Fulham drove a hard bargain; time will say who won it.

Market

Amar Dedić agrees terms with Liverpool

The clubs have settled the fee and he has settled his wages. What remains is a medical and a photograph, and around Newcastle United people have started saying his name in the past tense.

Market

Matías Fernández-Pardo moves on

Valencia pay $27.8M, and the deal is done. The number reads well on a balance sheet; whether it reads well on the pitch is next season's question.

Transfer targets

Door shut on George Hirst

Newcastle United asked and Stoke City said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

The dugout

Malick Thiaw keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Newcastle United may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Exequiel Palacios arrives at the club he grew up with

Every footballer has an answer to the question about his boyhood club, and most of them never get to act on it. Exequiel Palacios has, at Newcastle United, and the first month will show what that does to a man.

Squad

Words exchanged at Newcastle United

Sven Botman and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

The step up is real for Rory Finneran

At 19 he is doing things this season that he could not do last season, and doing them every week. Form comes and goes; this has stayed long enough to be called something else.

In brief

45 Edition

The Newcastle United Post

7 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Transfer targets

Door shut on Taiwo Awoniyi

Newcastle United asked and Coventry City said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Market

Amar Dedić puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Newcastle United, and it is not being withdrawn.

The dugout

Junior Tchamadeu keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Newcastle United may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Luis Suárez raises the bar for Newcastle United

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Newcastle United heard it as anything else.

Squad

A falling-out at Newcastle United

Federico Chiesa and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Market

Eyes on Amar Dedić again

The phone has started ringing about Amar Dedić again, and this time the name on the line is Liverpool. Newcastle United are listening politely and promising nothing.

Squad

Lewis Hall falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

No place for Matías Fernández-Pardo in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Matías Fernández-Pardo has his answer from Newcastle United; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

Squad

Matías Fernández-Pardo is no longer first choice

The manager has re-ordered his thinking and Matías Fernández-Pardo has come out of it lower. He will be told it is temporary, and the players who have heard that before will avoid his eye.

In brief

44 Edition

The Newcastle United Post

31 May 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Boardroom

Continental nights are coming to Newcastle United

Qualification is secured, and next season the big floodlit nights are continental ones. For the players it is a stage; for the accounts it is a lifeline; for the supporters it is passports.

Market

Harvey Barnes hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Newcastle United can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

A falling-out at Newcastle United

Luis Suárez and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

The step up is real for Alfie Harrison

At 21 he is doing things this season that he could not do last season, and doing them every week. Form comes and goes; this has stayed long enough to be called something else.

Squad

A row about effort at Newcastle United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Fabian Schär was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Market

Matías Fernández-Pardo comes back from a loan that worked

19 appearances and 4 goals away from here, and a player the manager did not have in August. Loans are sent out hoping for exactly this and most of them do not deliver it.

The dugout

Tino Livramento gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Carlos Baleba knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Newcastle United, and both men came out saying it was fine.

The dugout

Matías Fernández-Pardo gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Matías Fernández-Pardo is on it.

In brief

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The Newcastle United Post

22 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tempers go at Newcastle United

Sven Botman was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Real improvement from Sam Alabi at Newcastle United

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Sam Alabi is 17, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

International break empties Newcastle United

7 call-ups is a compliment to the squad and a headache for the man running it. He will get them back in a fortnight, tired, in various states of repair.

The dugout

No hiding place for Lewis Hall

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Lewis Hall, and the manager let it.

Loan watch

The goals keep arriving from Nick Woltemade’s exile

11 goals in 27 games at Juventus — numbers that travel home faster than he does. Somebody at Newcastle United updates a spreadsheet every Monday, and it makes better reading each week.

Player ratings

Federico Chiesa beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 16. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Squad

Newcastle United are still strangers to each other

8 new signings in one window. Every one may be an upgrade and the side can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild the verdicts never mention.

The dugout

Harvey Barnes dropped after a run of poor form

The one version of being left out a player cannot argue with, and the one he takes worst. Somebody else has been better and the team sheet says so, in public, every week until it changes.

The dugout

Joshua Miller on the point

“A point is a point and I will take it, but we should have had all three.” Joshua Miller after the 0‑0 draw, and the sentence every manager in the country said at some stage this weekend.

In brief

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The Newcastle United Post

1 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Luis Suárez wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Newcastle United hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Squad

Luis Suárez wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Newcastle United know it.

Squad

Words exchanged at Newcastle United

Sven Botman and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

A bad afternoon for Newcastle United against Leeds United

0‑1 to Leeds United, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

Fabian Schär gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Joshua Miller faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Joshua Miller after 0‑1, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

Market

Talks stall between Newcastle United and Tino Livramento

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

Squad

Amar Dedić has had enough of the noise

The ambition story running backwards, and the one nobody tells: a footballer who wants a smaller ground, fewer cameras and a crowd that does not turn. It is not weakness and it is rarely reported as anything else.

Market

The Luis Suárez talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Newcastle United know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

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The Newcastle United Post

8 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

The Tottenham deal is off

Everything was agreed until it was not, and Nick Pope reports back to Newcastle United with a summer to forget. Neither club is saying who walked away from the table.

Market

Emil Krafth hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Newcastle United can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Nico González wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Newcastle United hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Match

4 matches without a win for Newcastle United

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Newcastle United are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Carlos Baleba in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Newcastle United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Harvey Barnes signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Harvey Barnes commits to Newcastle United for another 4 years.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Nico González

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Liam Delap

Newcastle United asked and Nottingham Forest said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Federico Chiesa at his very best

Marked 8.20. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Newcastle United.

In brief

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The Newcastle United Post

7 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Joelinton

48 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Newcastle United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Newcastle United up to position 2

29 points on the board and a place in the leading group. Nobody at the ground is saying the word out loud yet.

The dugout

Harvey Barnes says Newcastle United went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Match

Whatever happens, Newcastle United do not lose

11 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Market

Luis Suárez raises the bar for Newcastle United

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Newcastle United heard it as anything else.

Squad

Kacey Wooster is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 18 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Match

After 6 games, Newcastle United finally taste it again

The first defeat in 6 matches. The manager will say it had to come; the dressing room will say it did not have to come against Wolverhampton; the supporters will say both, in that order, all week.

Loan watch

Alfie Harrison counts the days

“I watch every Newcastle United game from here. That says everything about where my head is.” The loan at Rotherham United runs its course, but his heart never made the trip.

Boardroom

$37.8M on the table at Newcastle United

The board have answered with money instead of encouragement, which is the only answer a manager ever wants. Spending it well is now entirely his problem.

In brief

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23 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

Newcastle United run riot against Brighton

4‑0, and the margin flattered nobody — it could have carried another goal or two without complaint. Afternoons like this are why people keep coming.

Squad

Luis Suárez takes the match ball home

3 goals in one afternoon from one man. The other players were also present, a witness confirmed.

Match

Nobody wants to play Newcastle United right now

5 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Squad

Federico Chiesa in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Newcastle United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Luis Suárez in the eights

A performance of 9.68 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Words at Newcastle United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Fabian Schär is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

One of those days for Federico Chiesa

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.44, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Harvey Barnes

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We controlled it. There were spells I did not like and we will look at them, but the group showed me something.” Joshua Miller, on a 4‑0 win that he was already picking apart on the walk to the press room.

In brief