Jacob Greaves

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25 Dec 2036
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Marked for Jacob Greaves

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The Ipswich Town Herald

8 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Nowhere to hide for Ipswich Town

1‑6 against Preston, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Market

Nikola Vukić asks to leave Ipswich Town

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

The wait goes on for Ipswich Town

6 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Market

Arijanet Murić wants more than Ipswich Town are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Boardroom

An order from above at Ipswich Town: somebody has to go

Balance sheets do not care about form or about who the manager was planning to build around. The board have decided a sale is required, and the only question left is which name ends up carrying it.

Squad

Jacob Greaves signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Jacob Greaves commits to Ipswich Town for another 2 years.

Squad

Anis Mehmeti falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

7 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Ipswich Town and Preston in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Jarvis Thornton

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

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Squad

Arijanet Murić keeps Ipswich Town in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 12 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Facundo Carrizo is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Ipswich Town is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Player ratings

Anis Mehmeti, 35, rolls back the years — 7.88

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 7.88 at 35, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Market

Emanuele Schembre puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Ipswich Town, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

4 matches without a win for Ipswich Town

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Ipswich Town are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Anis Mehmeti falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Ismael Campos gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Ismael Campos has just signed for Ipswich Town, and for once the answer mattered.

Squad

Jacob Greaves gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Facundo Carrizo was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.54. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

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Match

Chastening afternoon for Ipswich Town

A 4‑7 beating by Nottingham Forest was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Market

Santiago Rodríguez hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Ipswich Town can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

Anis Mehmeti, 35, rolls back the years — 8.33

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.33 at 35, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Market

Only the photograph left for Tate Elliott

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Tate Elliott will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Ipswich Town the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Words at Ipswich Town training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Anis Mehmeti is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Tobi Ugorji among the goals in a wild afternoon

11 goals in one match, Tobi Ugorji on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of Ipswich Town and Nottingham Forest.

Boardroom

Ipswich Town counting the cost

The accounts make uncomfortable reading. Wages first and ambition second is the order of business at Ipswich Town now.

Squad

No hiding place for Jacob Greaves

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Jacob Greaves, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Corey Thomas in the eights

A performance of 8.24 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

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8 Sep 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Tobi Ugorji drives the Ipswich Town comeback

2 behind and going nowhere, until Tobi Ugorji decided otherwise. Bolton Wanderers had done the hard part and then watched it come apart, and the noise at the final whistle was the sort a ground keeps.

Market

Santiago Rodríguez hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Ipswich Town can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

Tobi Ugorji scores twice — 8.77

Two goals and a mark of 8.77 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Squad

12 seasons of Jacob Greaves

567 appearances across 12 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and Ipswich Town know what they have.

Market

Arijanet Murić wants more than Ipswich Town are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Boardroom

The Ipswich Town board want somebody sold

The instruction has come from upstairs rather than from the dugout, which is the version of this conversation no manager enjoys. Somebody in that squad is now available whether the man who picks the team thinks so or not.

Market

Tate Elliott is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Ipswich Town is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Boardroom

Ipswich Town counting the cost

The accounts make uncomfortable reading. Wages first and ambition second is the order of business at Ipswich Town now.

Match

Tobi Ugorji sends Ipswich Town past Bolton Wanderers

It finished 3‑2, and it was Tobi Ugorji’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Ipswich Town.

In brief

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1 Sep 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

8 matches without a win for Ipswich Town

The run now stands at 8, and the questions being asked around Ipswich Town are no longer polite ones.

Market

Facundo Carrizo is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Ipswich Town is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

12 seasons of Jacob Greaves

566 appearances across 12 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and Ipswich Town know what they have.

Player ratings

Jaden Philogene, 34, rolls back the years — 8.39

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.39 at 34, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Market

Jaden Philogene wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Ipswich Town hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Market

Taylor Arnett asks to leave Ipswich Town

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Anis Mehmeti falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Facundo Carrizo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ipswich Town this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

No hiding place for Santiago Rodríguez

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Santiago Rodríguez, and the manager let it.

In brief

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5 May 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Illia Kutia is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Ipswich Town is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Jacob Greaves signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Jacob Greaves and Ipswich Town agree another 2 years.

Boardroom

Illia Kutia has agreed to leave Ipswich Town for nothing

He will play here until the summer and then walk out of the door for free, having already signed elsewhere. Supporters will manage the first part of that sentence; it is the second they will struggle with.

Squad

Words at Ipswich Town training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ole Enersen is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Thomas van Noort in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ipswich Town this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

No hiding place for Jarvis Thornton

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Jarvis Thornton, and the manager let it.

In brief

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14 Apr 2036
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Squad

A one-man rearguard from Arijanet Murić

There were 12 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Cédric Kipré keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Ipswich Town may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Player ratings

A brace, and Corey Thomas takes the afternoon — 8.03

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Corey Thomas provided it, and the 8.03 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Player ratings

Leif Davis, 36, rolls back the years — 8.35

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.35 at 36, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Match

Ipswich Town are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 5 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Match

Ipswich Town come up short against Preston

Preston left with the points after a 3‑4 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Match

7 goals as Ipswich Town and Preston go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 7 goals between Ipswich Town and Preston, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Squad

Tempers go at Ipswich Town

Facundo Carrizo was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

No hiding place for Jacob Greaves

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Jacob Greaves, and the manager let it.

In brief

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11 Feb 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Arijanet Murić keeps Ipswich Town in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 10 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

No clean sheets in sight for Ipswich Town

10 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Player ratings

Both of them Corey Thomas's — 9.74

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 9.74, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Anis Mehmeti yet — 7.99

At 35 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 7.99 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Market

Kyreece Moore is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Ipswich Town is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Facundo Carrizo is carrying Ipswich Town

11 goals and a season average of 7.50. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Boardroom

Kyreece Moore has agreed to leave Ipswich Town for nothing

He will play here until the summer and then walk out of the door for free, having already signed elsewhere. Supporters will manage the first part of that sentence; it is the second they will struggle with.

Match

Middlesbrough take the points off Ipswich Town

Beaten 3‑4, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Match

Corey Thomas among the goals in a wild afternoon

7 goals in one match, Corey Thomas on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of Ipswich Town and Middlesbrough.

In brief

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31 Dec 2035
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Squad

Arijanet Murić keeps Ipswich Town in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 12 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

Ipswich Town throw away a 2-goal lead

2 in front and in complete control, and it finished with Charlton Athletic the happier side. There is no version of this afternoon that Ipswich Town will enjoy reviewing.

Player ratings

A brace, and Jaden Philogene takes the afternoon — 8.84

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Jaden Philogene provided it, and the 8.84 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Market

Facundo Carrizo puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Ipswich Town, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Jaden Philogene is carrying Ipswich Town

10 goals and a season average of 7.53. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Match

Ipswich Town leaking at the back

5 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Match

A bad afternoon for Ipswich Town against Charlton Athletic

3‑4 to Charlton Athletic, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Facundo Carrizo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ipswich Town this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Jacob Greaves gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

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19 Nov 2035
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Player ratings

Leif Davis scores twice — 8.93

Two goals and a mark of 8.93 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Match

Leif Davis settles it late for Ipswich Town

The 87th minute, half the ground already edging towards the exits, and Leif Davis decided nobody was going anywhere. Milton Keynes Dons had no time left to answer.

Player ratings

Jaden Philogene, 33, rolls back the years — 10.00

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 10.00 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Arnau Comas says Ipswich Town went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Player ratings

John Lawrence, 21, plays like he has been here for years — 7.61

A mark of 7.61 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 21-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Match

Leif Davis sends Ipswich Town past Milton Keynes Dons

It finished 4‑3, and it was Leif Davis’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Ipswich Town.

Squad

Facundo Carrizo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ipswich Town this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

No hiding place for Jacob Greaves

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Jacob Greaves, and the manager let it.

The terraces

Ipswich Town supporters have found a favourite in John Lawrence

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 21-year-old it feels ownership of. John Lawrence has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

In brief

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8 Oct 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Arijanet Murić

There were 18 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Ryan Wintle breaks a bone — 55 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 55 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

13 seasons of Leif Davis

477 appearances across 13 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and Ipswich Town know what they have.

Squad

Jacob Greaves signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Jacob Greaves commits to Ipswich Town for another 2 years.

Match

4 matches without a win for Ipswich Town

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Ipswich Town are no longer polite ones.

Match

Corey Thomas’s goal not enough for Ipswich Town

Corey Thomas scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑3 to Aston Villa, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Player ratings

Jaden Philogene runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 18. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

The Jaden Philogene question follows Ipswich Town around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Jaden Philogene’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Player ratings

The chances came and went for Anis Mehmeti

6 shots, and a count that reads like a good afternoon until you check the other column. Strikers survive weeks like this on the understanding that the chances keep arriving; the day they stop is the day it becomes a problem.

In brief

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3 Sep 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Ryan Wintle out for 98 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Ipswich Town will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Blackburn Rovers punish Ipswich Town for switching off

2 goals to the good, and then a slow surrender of everything that had been earned. Illia Kutia will not be the one blamed for it, but nobody at Ipswich Town escapes the conversation that follows a collapse like this.

Squad

Jacob Greaves has been here 11 seasons

530 appearances across 11 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Market

Jaden Philogene raises the bar for Ipswich Town

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Ipswich Town heard it as anything else.

Boardroom

An order from above at Ipswich Town: somebody has to go

Balance sheets do not care about form or about who the manager was planning to build around. The board have decided a sale is required, and the only question left is which name ends up carrying it.

Squad

Anis Mehmeti stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Anis Mehmeti and Ipswich Town agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Arijanet Murić

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Illia Kutia in the eights

A performance of 8.62 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Facundo Carrizo in the eights

A performance of 8.45 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

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30 Apr 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Age has not caught Jacob Greaves yet — 10.00

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 10.00 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

A day Jacob Greaves will not forget

3 goals in one game. The first was taken well, the second was taken greedily, and by the third the crowd were simply waiting for him to get the ball.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Arijanet Murić

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Jarvis Thornton has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Ipswich Town they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Nikola Vukić keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Ipswich Town may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Ipswich Town boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

Jaden Philogene is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.57 with 10 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

8 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Ipswich Town and Middlesbrough in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Boardroom

Ipswich Town beat the market to Corey Thomas from Cardiff City

Cardiff City will keep picking him until June and will get nothing for him after it. Corey Thomas has pre-agreed a move to Ipswich Town, and the only people who lose in that arrangement are the ones who let the contract run down.

In brief

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9 Apr 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Nowhere to hide for Ipswich Town

1‑5 against Wolverhampton, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Squad

A fracture rules Tyler Whyte out for 19 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Ipswich Town will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Player ratings

Jacob Greaves, 34, rolls back the years — 8.12

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.12 at 34, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Arijanet Murić signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Arijanet Murić commits to Ipswich Town for another 3 years.

Squad

Jaden Philogene is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.52 with 9 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Match

Jacob Greaves among the goals in a wild afternoon

6 goals in one match, Jacob Greaves on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of Ipswich Town and Wolverhampton.

Squad

Words at Ipswich Town training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Facundo Carrizo is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Inquest at Ipswich Town

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

Market

The Jaden Philogene story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Jaden Philogene signs something — a contract at Ipswich Town or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

449 Edition

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5 Mar 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Ryan Wintle damages knee ligaments — 21 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 21 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

George Simmons puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Ipswich Town, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Only the photograph left for Jarvis Thornton

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Jarvis Thornton will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Ipswich Town the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Player ratings

Jaden Philogene, 33, rolls back the years — 8.74

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.74 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Ipswich Town

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Market

Jaden Philogene wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Ipswich Town hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Boardroom

An order from above at Ipswich Town: somebody has to go

Balance sheets do not care about form or about who the manager was planning to build around. The board have decided a sale is required, and the only question left is which name ends up carrying it.

Squad

Jacob Greaves signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Jacob Greaves and Ipswich Town agree another 2 years.

Squad

Jaden Philogene falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

448 Edition

The Ipswich Town Herald

26 Feb 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Ryan Wintle

29 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Ipswich Town lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Player ratings

Anis Mehmeti, 34, rolls back the years — 8.56

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.56 at 34, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Match

Ipswich Town come up short against Birmingham

Birmingham left with the points after a 3‑5 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Match

Anis Mehmeti among the goals in a wild afternoon

8 goals in one match, Anis Mehmeti on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of Ipswich Town and Birmingham.

Squad

Jacob Greaves gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Ipswich Town are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 4 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Squad

Anis Mehmeti is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.35 with 9 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Squad

Words at Ipswich Town training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Facundo Carrizo is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Facundo Carrizo

Marked 8.19 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

447 Edition

The Ipswich Town Herald

19 Feb 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Ryan Wintle

38 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Ipswich Town lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Player ratings

A brace, and Jaden Philogene takes the afternoon — 8.73

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Jaden Philogene provided it, and the 8.73 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from George Simmons at 21 — 8.43

The hardest thing about being 21 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. George Simmons did not need any: 8.43, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Player ratings

Anis Mehmeti, 34, rolls back the years — 8.17

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.17 at 34, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Jaden Philogene falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Jaden Philogene among the goals in a wild afternoon

8 goals in one match, Jaden Philogene on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of Ipswich Town and Preston.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Jaden Philogene

8 goals and a season average of 7.48 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Squad

Facundo Carrizo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ipswich Town this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The terraces

Ipswich Town supporters have found a favourite in George Simmons

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 21-year-old it feels ownership of. George Simmons has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

In brief