George Maris

Defensive Midfielder - Retired
11 Nov 2032
Thursday
Process

Marked for George Maris

304 Edition

The Cheltenham Town Courier

24 May 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at Cheltenham Town spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Player ratings

Tyler Walton, 33, rolls back the years — 7.89

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 7.89 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Tempers go at Cheltenham Town

Riley Owen was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Taylor Richards falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

A bad afternoon for Cheltenham Town against Barnet

1‑2 to Barnet, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Boardroom

Cheltenham Town cannot sign anybody

The embargo bars a fee being paid for a player, whatever the manager thinks the squad needs. Every rumour printed about this club between now and its lifting is a rumour about a deal that cannot happen.

Player ratings

Danny Butterworth runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 17. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Matheus Vieira

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Liam Simmons dropped after a run of poor form

The one version of being left out a player cannot argue with, and the one he takes worst. Somebody else has been better and the team sheet says so, in public, every week until it changes.

In brief

Back issues
303 Edition

The Cheltenham Town Courier

17 May 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Every point is an argument now for Cheltenham Town

Position 23 and 26 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Squad

George Maris in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Cheltenham Town this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

6 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Cheltenham Town and Colchester United in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Match

Cheltenham Town come up short against Colchester United

Colchester United left with the points after a 2‑4 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Words at Cheltenham Town training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Taylor Richards is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

162% of the income goes out in wages at Cheltenham Town

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Squad

No hiding place for Teddy Bishop

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Teddy Bishop, and the manager let it.

Boardroom

The Cheltenham Town debt reaches $28.7M

Football clubs borrow; that is not the story. Borrowing more than the facility allows is, because from here it is the owner's money or somebody else's decision, and neither of those belongs to the board.

Squad

The team sheet said everything about Matheus Vieira

Warm-up bib, ninety minutes of watching, and a handshake at the end that fooled nobody. Big matches tell you who a manager trusts; this one told Matheus Vieira.

In brief

302 Edition

The Cheltenham Town Courier

10 May 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Cheltenham Town

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Tempers go at Cheltenham Town

George Maris was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Taylor Richards falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Taylor Richards runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 15. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

The team sheet said everything about Juan Teles

Warm-up bib, ninety minutes of watching, and a handshake at the end that fooled nobody. Big matches tell you who a manager trusts; this one told Juan Teles.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Liam Simmons

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

301 Edition

The Cheltenham Town Courier

3 May 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Cheltenham Town give the job to Interim Coach

The club looked outside for a month, found nothing it preferred, and handed the job to the man who had been doing it anyway. He knows the building; now he has to prove he knows the rest.

Market

Charlie Robinson has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Cheltenham Town they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Liam Simmons: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Cheltenham Town have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Vitaliy Myronenko asks to leave Cheltenham Town

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

George Maris in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Cheltenham Town this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Cheltenham Town training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Taylor Richards is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

$697.5K of the owner's money at Cheltenham Town

The shortfall was covered from upstairs again. Supporters are entitled to be relieved and entitled to ask what happens the month it is not, and both feelings usually arrive together.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Jason Reid

At 20 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Match

Cheltenham Town see off Mansfield Town

Three points for Cheltenham Town, 1‑0 the final word against Mansfield Town in a contest settled by the finer margins.

In brief

300 Edition

The Cheltenham Town Courier

26 Apr 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Cheltenham Town

29 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

The terraces

Anger at Cheltenham Town spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

Matheus Vieira says Cheltenham Town went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Match

The goals have deserted Cheltenham Town

4 matches, no goals, and a training ground that has tried everything. It will end — droughts always do — but nobody at Cheltenham Town can tell you which week it ends in.

Squad

Tempers go at Cheltenham Town

George Maris was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Taylor Richards falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Notts County take the points off Cheltenham Town

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Boardroom

Cheltenham Town cannot sign anybody

The embargo bars a fee being paid for a player, whatever the manager thinks the squad needs. Every rumour printed about this club between now and its lifting is a rumour about a deal that cannot happen.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Charlie Robinson

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

299 Edition

The Cheltenham Town Courier

19 Apr 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Cheltenham Town

28 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Cheltenham Town

Position 23 and 22 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Match

Chastening afternoon for Cheltenham Town

A 0‑3 beating by Port Vale was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Squad

George Maris in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Cheltenham Town this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Cheltenham Town training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Taylor Richards is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

3 matches without a goal for Cheltenham Town

The chances are being made and something is happening between the making and the finishing. 3 matches now, and the anxiety in the ground arrives a little earlier every week.

Boardroom

Wages eat 165% of everything Cheltenham Town earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Shamal George

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Danny Butterworth

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

298 Edition

The Cheltenham Town Courier

12 Apr 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

27 matches without a win for Cheltenham Town

The run now stands at 27, and the questions being asked around Cheltenham Town are no longer polite ones.

Boardroom

Charlie Robinson signs for West Ham United while still at Cheltenham Town

The rules permit it and it stings anyway. Charlie Robinson has agreed terms with West Ham United for the summer, and until then he pulls on this shirt as a player who has already chosen his next one.

Squad

Tempers go at Cheltenham Town

George Maris was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Taylor Richards falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Cheltenham Town still without a manager

11 days since the seat came open, a list of names doing the rounds, and nobody has signed anything. Every week this drags on the shortlist gets shorter.

Squad

Juan Teles gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Cheltenham Town and Riley Owen are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Squad

No place for Flavio Henrique on the big day

He found out with everybody else, an hour before kick-off, from a sheet of paper on a wall. Nobody at Cheltenham Town pretended it was anything other than a decision about him.

Player ratings

Danny Butterworth runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 14. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

297 Edition

The Cheltenham Town Courier

5 Apr 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Cheltenham Town

26 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Boardroom

Cheltenham Town run out of patience with Interim Coach

The end came on a Tuesday, as these things usually do: a short meeting, a shorter statement, and Interim Coach clearing his office by noon. Football’s cruellest ritual, performed to schedule.

Boardroom

A stranger takes charge at Cheltenham Town

The coaching staff has emptied out entirely and there was nobody internal to promote, so the club has appointed a name almost none of its supporters will recognise. Clubs recover from this; none of them enjoy explaining it.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Cheltenham Town

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Market

Charlie Robinson has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Cheltenham Town they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Boardroom

Interim Coach minds the shop at Cheltenham Town

“I am not thinking past Saturday, and I would advise nobody else to.” The caretaker’s first rule is to pretend the job is small; Interim Coach recited it perfectly.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Kyle Edwards

Successful dribbles: 26. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

Vitaliy Myronenko hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Cheltenham Town can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Teddy Bishop stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Teddy Bishop and Cheltenham Town agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

296 Edition

The Cheltenham Town Courier

29 Mar 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Cheltenham Town's wait for a win

25 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Cheltenham Town has to find a result from somewhere.

The terraces

Anger at Cheltenham Town spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

Tempers go at Cheltenham Town

George Maris was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Taylor Richards falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Cheltenham Town cannot sign anybody

The embargo bars a fee being paid for a player, whatever the manager thinks the squad needs. Every rumour printed about this club between now and its lifting is a rumour about a deal that cannot happen.

Squad

The team sheet said everything about Matheus Vieira

Warm-up bib, ninety minutes of watching, and a handshake at the end that fooled nobody. Big matches tell you who a manager trusts; this one told Matheus Vieira.

Match

Flavio Henrique rescues a point for Cheltenham Town

It needed Flavio Henrique to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against Accrington Stanley, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

Squad

When it matters, Riley Owen plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

Danny Butterworth linked with a move away

The name of Danny Butterworth keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Cheltenham Town say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

295 Edition

The Cheltenham Town Courier

22 Mar 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Cheltenham Town

24 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Match

Cheltenham Town are in real trouble now

Position 24, 20 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Cheltenham Town

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

George Maris in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Cheltenham Town this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Cheltenham Town training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Taylor Richards is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Wages eat 145% of everything Cheltenham Town earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Match

Cheltenham Town come up short against Bromley

Bromley left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Charlie Robinson gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

The Cheltenham Town debt reaches $27.7M

Football clubs borrow; that is not the story. Borrowing more than the facility allows is, because from here it is the owner's money or somebody else's decision, and neither of those belongs to the board.

In brief

294 Edition

The Cheltenham Town Courier

15 Mar 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Cheltenham Town

23 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

George Maris in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Cheltenham Town this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Cheltenham Town training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Taylor Richards is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Honours even between Cheltenham Town and Blackburn Rovers

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

Squad

Cheltenham Town pick somebody else ahead of Juan Teles

There is no complaint available here and everybody involved knows it, which does not make the walk to the bench any shorter. Form is the only currency in football that cannot be borrowed against.

Squad

Ashton Rinaldo gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

293 Edition

The Cheltenham Town Courier

8 Mar 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

22 matches without a win for Cheltenham Town

The run now stands at 22, and the questions being asked around Cheltenham Town are no longer polite ones.

Boardroom

Interim Coach has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Cheltenham Town can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Boardroom

The Cheltenham Town board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Match

6 matches without a goal for Cheltenham Town

The chances are being made and something is happening between the making and the finishing. 6 matches now, and the anxiety in the ground arrives a little earlier every week.

Market

Vitaliy Myronenko hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Cheltenham Town can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Danny Butterworth stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Danny Butterworth and Cheltenham Town agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Tempers go at Cheltenham Town

George Maris was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Taylor Richards falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

The owner puts $426.1K into Cheltenham Town

This is money that keeps the lights on rather than money that buys a centre-half, and the difference is the whole story. A club funded by its owner rather than by its football has exactly one conversation left ahead of it.

In brief

292 Edition

The Cheltenham Town Courier

1 Mar 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Cheltenham Town's wait for a win

21 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Cheltenham Town has to find a result from somewhere.

The terraces

The mood at Cheltenham Town has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Match

Chastening afternoon for Cheltenham Town

A 0‑3 beating by Chesterfield was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Market

Kostiantyn Chabelets asks to leave Cheltenham Town

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

The goals have deserted Cheltenham Town

5 matches, no goals, and a training ground that has tried everything. It will end — droughts always do — but nobody at Cheltenham Town can tell you which week it ends in.

Squad

George Maris in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Cheltenham Town this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Cheltenham Town training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Taylor Richards is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at Cheltenham Town

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

Squad

Jake Reeves gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

291 Edition

The Cheltenham Town Courier

23 Feb 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Cheltenham Town

20 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Cheltenham Town boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Match

Cheltenham Town are in real trouble now

Position 23, 19 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Match

Cheltenham Town cannot find the net

4 games without scoring. Strikers stop looking up, midfielders take the extra touch, and every shot that clears the bar is followed by a groan that has been building since the last goal.

Squad

Tempers go at Cheltenham Town

George Maris was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Taylor Richards falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Wages eat 144% of everything Cheltenham Town earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Match

Crawley Town take the points off Cheltenham Town

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

No hiding place for Shamal George

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Shamal George, and the manager let it.

In brief

290 Edition

The Cheltenham Town Courier

16 Feb 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Cheltenham Town's wait for a win

19 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Cheltenham Town has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

Chastening afternoon for Cheltenham Town

A 0‑4 beating by Lincoln City was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at Cheltenham Town

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

Squad

George Maris in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Cheltenham Town this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Cheltenham Town training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Taylor Richards is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Cheltenham Town cannot find the net

3 games without scoring. Strikers stop looking up, midfielders take the extra touch, and every shot that clears the bar is followed by a groan that has been building since the last goal.

Squad

Tyler Walton gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

Nobody left the Cheltenham Town dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

Squad

The manager has not finished forgetting Riley Owen's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

In brief

289 Edition

The Cheltenham Town Courier

9 Feb 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Cheltenham Town's wait for a win

18 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Cheltenham Town has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Riley Owen signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Riley Owen and Cheltenham Town agree another 4 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Cheltenham Town

George Maris was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Taylor Richards falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Cheltenham Town come up short against Northampton Town

Northampton Town left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Charlie Robinson gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Riley Owen could not find anything

4.65. Every footballer has these and most of them happen away from a full ground; his did not, and he will be aware of that all week.

Market

The Shamal George talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Cheltenham Town know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Player ratings

Tyler Walton runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 9. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

288 Edition

The Cheltenham Town Courier

2 Feb 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Cheltenham Town's wait for a win

17 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Cheltenham Town has to find a result from somewhere.

The terraces

The mood at Cheltenham Town has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Boardroom

Cheltenham Town spell it out for Interim Coach

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Interim Coach has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Squad

Riley Owen stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Riley Owen and Cheltenham Town agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

George Maris in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Cheltenham Town this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Cheltenham Town training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Taylor Richards is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Cheltenham Town come up short against Oldham Athletic

Oldham Athletic left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

A month that belonged to Jason Reid

The young player of the month award goes to a 19-year-old at Cheltenham Town who has looked like the finished article for four weekends running. The next four are the ones that decide whether he is.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Kyle Edwards

Successful dribbles: 16. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

287 Edition

The Cheltenham Town Courier

26 Jan 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

16 matches without a win for Cheltenham Town

The run now stands at 16, and the questions being asked around Cheltenham Town are no longer polite ones.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Cheltenham Town boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Market

Only the photograph left for Riley Owen

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Riley Owen will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Cheltenham Town the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Cheltenham Town

George Maris was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Taylor Richards falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Teddy Bishop gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

Wages eat 134% of everything Cheltenham Town earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Player ratings

Danny Butterworth in the eights

A performance of 8.18 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Boardroom

Cheltenham Town are $25.2M in the red

The borrowing is past what the bank agreed, which is the line where a debt stops being how football is financed and starts being a problem. Every phone-in in this town will quote the figure for the next five years.

In brief

286 Edition

The Cheltenham Town Courier

19 Jan 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

15 matches without a win for Cheltenham Town

The run now stands at 15, and the questions being asked around Cheltenham Town are no longer polite ones.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at Cheltenham Town

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

Squad

George Maris in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Cheltenham Town this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Cheltenham Town training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Taylor Richards is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Tyler Walton’s goal not enough for Cheltenham Town

Tyler Walton scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑3 to Swindon Town, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Shamal George

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Riley Owen runs his contract down

1 months remain and no agreement is close. Every week without a signature costs Cheltenham Town money.

Market

George Maris linked with a move away

The name of George Maris keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Cheltenham Town say nothing, which says plenty.

Squad

Teddy Bishop has taken the shirt

At 35 he is in the side on merit and somebody else is watching from the bench. Places at Cheltenham Town are won quietly and lost loudly.

In brief

285 Edition

The Cheltenham Town Courier

12 Jan 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

14 matches without a win for Cheltenham Town

The run now stands at 14, and the questions being asked around Cheltenham Town are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Tempers go at Cheltenham Town

George Maris was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Taylor Richards falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Cheltenham Town come up short against Wrexham

Wrexham left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Charlie Robinson gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Kyle Edwards runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 16. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

When it matters, Riley Owen plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

The Shamal George talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Cheltenham Town know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Market

Kostiantyn Chabelets joins Cheltenham Town on a free

No fee and no drama: Kostiantyn Chabelets has signed at Cheltenham Town, and the wage bill is the only line that moved.

In brief

284 Edition

The Cheltenham Town Courier

5 Jan 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Cheltenham Town

13 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

The terraces

The mood at Cheltenham Town has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Boardroom

Interim Coach has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Cheltenham Town can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Kyle Edwards yet — 8.16

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.16 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Market

Maksim Bayramov asks to leave Cheltenham Town

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

George Maris in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Cheltenham Town this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Jake Reeves signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Jake Reeves and Cheltenham Town agree another 2 years.

Squad

Words at Cheltenham Town training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Taylor Richards is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Cheltenham Town come up short against Harrogate Town

Harrogate Town left with the points after a 1‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

In brief

283 Edition

The Cheltenham Town Courier

29 Dec 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Cheltenham Town's wait for a win

12 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Cheltenham Town has to find a result from somewhere.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Cheltenham Town

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Market

Riley Owen is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Cheltenham Town is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Cheltenham Town

George Maris was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Taylor Richards falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

133% of the income goes out in wages at Cheltenham Town

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Squad

Oliver Pearson out for 32 days

The medical room confirms 32 days on the sidelines for Oliver Pearson, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Player ratings

Taylor Richards was the difference for Cheltenham Town

Marked 7.51. Ask anyone leaving the ground what settled it and you will get one name, which is the only award that has ever really counted.

Squad

Teddy Bishop dropped after a run of poor form

The one version of being left out a player cannot argue with, and the one he takes worst. Somebody else has been better and the team sheet says so, in public, every week until it changes.

In brief

282 Edition

The Cheltenham Town Courier

22 Dec 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Cheltenham Town

11 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at Cheltenham Town

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

Squad

Joshua Gordon: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Cheltenham Town have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

George Maris in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Cheltenham Town this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Cheltenham Town training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Taylor Richards is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Jake Reeves gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

281 Edition

The Cheltenham Town Courier

15 Dec 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

10 matches without a win for Cheltenham Town

The run now stands at 10, and the questions being asked around Cheltenham Town are no longer polite ones.

Market

Cheltenham Town turn down Grêmio for Riley Owen

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Market

Vitaliy Myronenko asks to leave Cheltenham Town

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Cheltenham Town

George Maris was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Barnet take the points off Cheltenham Town

Beaten 2‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Taylor Richards falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Taylor Richards gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Danny Butterworth in the eights

A performance of 8.20 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Flavio Henrique is off the mark for Cheltenham Town

The first one is the one every signing is asked about until it arrives. It has arrived, and he can stop being asked.

In brief

280 Edition

The Cheltenham Town Courier

8 Dec 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at Cheltenham Town has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Match

No end in sight to Cheltenham Town's wait for a win

9 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Cheltenham Town has to find a result from somewhere.

Boardroom

Cheltenham Town put Interim Coach on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Squad

Kyle Edwards signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Kyle Edwards and Cheltenham Town agree another 2 years.

Squad

George Maris in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Cheltenham Town this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Cheltenham Town training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Taylor Richards is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Cheltenham Town come up short against Colchester United

Colchester United left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

No hiding place for Ashton Rinaldo

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Ashton Rinaldo, and the manager let it.

Market

The Danny Butterworth talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Cheltenham Town know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

279 Edition

The Cheltenham Town Courier

1 Dec 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Cheltenham Town

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Match

No end in sight to Cheltenham Town's wait for a win

8 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Cheltenham Town has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

Riley Owen has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Cheltenham Town they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Cheltenham Town

George Maris was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Taylor Richards falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Cheltenham Town come up short against Exeter City

Exeter City left with the points after a 1‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Shamal George

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Danny Butterworth was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.18. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Boardroom

Wages eat 120% of everything Cheltenham Town earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

In brief

278 Edition

The Cheltenham Town Courier

24 Nov 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

7 matches without a win for Cheltenham Town

The run now stands at 7, and the questions being asked around Cheltenham Town are no longer polite ones.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at Cheltenham Town

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

Match

Still nobody has beaten Cheltenham Town

The unbeaten run reaches 9. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Squad

George Maris in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Cheltenham Town this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Cheltenham Town training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Taylor Richards is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Honours even between Cheltenham Town and Mansfield Town

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

Squad

Riley Owen has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Cheltenham Town will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Player ratings

Danny Butterworth runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 13. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Matheus Vieira knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Matheus Vieira trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

277 Edition

The Cheltenham Town Courier

17 Nov 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

6 matches without a win for Cheltenham Town

The run now stands at 6, and the questions being asked around Cheltenham Town are no longer polite ones.

Market

Vitaliy Myronenko hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Cheltenham Town can pretend not to have heard.

Match

Whatever happens, Cheltenham Town do not lose

8 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Squad

Tempers go at Cheltenham Town

George Maris was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Taylor Richards falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Riley Owen

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

The afternoon belonged to Danny Butterworth

A mark of 7.64, and nobody in the ground would argue with it. He was involved in everything that mattered and most of what did not.

Squad

Teddy Bishop dropped after a run of poor form

The one version of being left out a player cannot argue with, and the one he takes worst. Somebody else has been better and the team sheet says so, in public, every week until it changes.

Match

Point won or two lost for Cheltenham Town?

Ninety minutes, no goals, and the argument started before the car park emptied: a point gained, or two thrown away against Notts County? Both sides of it will still be going on Thursday.

In brief

276 Edition

The Cheltenham Town Courier

10 Nov 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at Cheltenham Town has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Match

5 matches without a win for Cheltenham Town

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around Cheltenham Town are no longer polite ones.

Match

Still nobody has beaten Cheltenham Town

The unbeaten run reaches 7. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Squad

George Maris in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Cheltenham Town this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Cheltenham Town training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Taylor Richards is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Honours even between Cheltenham Town and Port Vale

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

Squad

Riley Owen knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Riley Owen trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Squad

No hiding place for Fotios Siopis

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Fotios Siopis, and the manager let it.

Market

The Danny Butterworth talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Cheltenham Town know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

274 Edition

The Cheltenham Town Courier

27 Oct 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Danny Butterworth

Successful dribbles: 29. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

Kyle Edwards, 33, rolls back the years — 7.97

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 7.97 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Tempers go at Cheltenham Town

Taylor Richards was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at Cheltenham Town

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

Squad

Liam Grimshaw falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Cheltenham Town pick somebody else ahead of Teddy Bishop

There is no complaint available here and everybody involved knows it, which does not make the walk to the bench any shorter. Form is the only currency in football that cannot be borrowed against.

In brief

271 Edition

The Cheltenham Town Courier

6 Oct 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Taylor Richards breaks a bone — 32 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 32 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Cheltenham Town

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Market

Riley Owen has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Cheltenham Town they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Kyle Edwards yet — 7.85

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 7.85 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Tempers go at Cheltenham Town

George Maris was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Cheltenham Town training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Liam Grimshaw is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Cheltenham Town find a way past Blackburn Rovers

Blackburn Rovers made Cheltenham Town work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Danny Butterworth at his very best

Marked 8.04. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Cheltenham Town.

Boardroom

Wages eat 114% of everything Cheltenham Town earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

In brief

270 Edition

The Cheltenham Town Courier

29 Sep 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Taylor Richards breaks a bone — 39 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 39 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Kyle Edwards yet — 8.28

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.28 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Joshua Gordon keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Cheltenham Town may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Cheltenham Town

Taylor Richards was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at Cheltenham Town

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

Squad

Riley Owen falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Kyle Edwards sends Cheltenham Town past Cambridge United

It finished 1‑0, and it was Kyle Edwards’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Cheltenham Town.

Player ratings

Danny Butterworth runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 13. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

Harvey Griffiths placed on the list

Cheltenham Town have made Harvey Griffiths available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

In brief

266 Edition

The Cheltenham Town Courier

1 Sep 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

21 matches without a win for Cheltenham Town

The run now stands at 21, and the questions being asked around Cheltenham Town are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Taylor Richards breaks a bone — 67 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 67 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Tempers go at Cheltenham Town

Taylor Richards was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at Cheltenham Town

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

Squad

Riley Owen falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

A bad afternoon for Cheltenham Town against Northampton Town

0‑1 to Northampton Town, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Kyle Edwards

Successful dribbles: 18. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Jake Reeves gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

No place for Joshua Gordon in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Joshua Gordon has his answer from Cheltenham Town; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

In brief

262 Edition

The Cheltenham Town Courier

4 Aug 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Taylor Richards breaks a bone — 95 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 95 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Boardroom

Cheltenham Town spell it out for Interim Coach

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Interim Coach has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Squad

Tempers go at Cheltenham Town

Taylor Richards was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at Cheltenham Town

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

Squad

Liam Grimshaw falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Cheltenham Town count the cost of losing Thomas Fisher

14 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Market

Cheltenham Town and Riley Owen are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Market

George Maris linked with a move away

The name of George Maris keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Cheltenham Town say nothing, which says plenty.

Market

Riley Owen runs his contract down

7 months remain and no agreement is close. Every week without a signature costs Cheltenham Town money.

In brief

258 Edition

The Cheltenham Town Courier

7 Jul 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Taylor Richards out for 123 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Cheltenham Town will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Boardroom

Cheltenham Town give the job to Interim Coach

The club looked outside for a month, found nothing it preferred, and handed the job to the man who had been doing it anyway. He knows the building; now he has to prove he knows the rest.

Market

The Newport County deal is off

Everything was agreed until it was not, and Lucas Perdomo reports back to Cheltenham Town with a summer to forget. Neither club is saying who walked away from the table.

Squad

Taylor Richards in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Cheltenham Town this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

Cheltenham Town counting the cost

The accounts make uncomfortable reading. Wages first and ambition second is the order of business at Cheltenham Town now.

Squad

Words at Cheltenham Town training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Riley Owen is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Matheus Vieira gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Still no ink between Cheltenham Town and Riley Owen

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Cheltenham Town, another week without a signature from Riley Owen.

Boardroom

Intake day at the Cheltenham Town academy

5 arrivals, an average age nobody would call a squad, and a set of parents being shown around a building their sons will spend more time in than at home. The scouting has already happened; today is only the paperwork.

In brief

256 Edition

The Cheltenham Town Courier

23 Jun 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

17 matches without a win for Cheltenham Town

The run now stands at 17, and the questions being asked around Cheltenham Town are no longer polite ones.

The terraces

Anger at Cheltenham Town spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

A fracture rules Taylor Richards out for 137 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Cheltenham Town will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Charlie Robinson puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Cheltenham Town, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Taylor Richards in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Cheltenham Town this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Cheltenham Town training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Liam Grimshaw is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Riley Owen gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Point won or two lost for Cheltenham Town?

Ninety minutes, no goals, and the argument started before the car park emptied: a point gained, or two thrown away against Wrexham? Both sides of it will still be going on Thursday.

Market

The Shamal George talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Cheltenham Town know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

255 Edition

The Cheltenham Town Courier

16 Jun 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

16 matches without a win for Cheltenham Town

The run now stands at 16, and the questions being asked around Cheltenham Town are no longer polite ones.

Squad

A fracture rules Taylor Richards out for 144 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Cheltenham Town will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Tommy Backwell asks to leave Cheltenham Town

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Lucas Perdomo has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Cheltenham Town they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Boardroom

Cheltenham Town to lose Lucas Perdomo for free

There is no worse way to lose a footballer. Lucas Perdomo has pre-agreed a move away, which means every appearance between now and June is made by a man the club can no longer sell, and somebody upstairs will be asked why the contract was allowed to get here.

Squad

George Maris in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Cheltenham Town this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Cheltenham Town training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Taylor Richards is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Danny Butterworth

12 goals and a season average of 7.20 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Boardroom

134% of the income goes out in wages at Cheltenham Town

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

In brief

254 Edition

The Cheltenham Town Courier

9 Jun 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

The wait goes on for Cheltenham Town

15 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Tempers go at Cheltenham Town

George Maris was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

Cheltenham Town counting the cost

The accounts make uncomfortable reading. Wages first and ambition second is the order of business at Cheltenham Town now.

Squad

Jake Reeves signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Jake Reeves commits to Cheltenham Town for another 2 years.

Squad

Taylor Richards falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Cheltenham Town still without a manager

8 days since the seat came open, a list of names doing the rounds, and nobody has signed anything. Every week this drags on the shortlist gets shorter.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Danny Butterworth

Marked 8.34 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Taylor Richards

Successful dribbles: 15. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

The team sheet said everything about Matheus Vieira

Warm-up bib, ninety minutes of watching, and a handshake at the end that fooled nobody. Big matches tell you who a manager trusts; this one told Matheus Vieira.

In brief

253 Edition

The Cheltenham Town Courier

2 Jun 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Cheltenham Town part company with Interim Coach

The statement thanked him for his efforts and wished him well, in that order and in about that many words. The search begins immediately.

Match

No end in sight to Cheltenham Town's wait for a win

14 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Cheltenham Town has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

Cheltenham Town are in real trouble now

Position 23, 24 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Boardroom

A stranger takes charge at Cheltenham Town

The coaching staff has emptied out entirely and there was nobody internal to promote, so the club has appointed a name almost none of its supporters will recognise. Clubs recover from this; none of them enjoy explaining it.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Cheltenham Town

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Boardroom

Interim Coach takes charge at Cheltenham Town

“Somebody has to pick the team on Saturday, and this week that is me.” An interim appointment with no promises attached, which is how most of them start.

Market

Tommy Backwell is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Cheltenham Town is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

George Maris in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Cheltenham Town this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Jake Reeves stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Jake Reeves and Cheltenham Town agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

252 Edition

The Cheltenham Town Courier

26 May 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at Cheltenham Town spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Match

No end in sight to Cheltenham Town's wait for a win

13 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Cheltenham Town has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

Charlie Robinson puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Cheltenham Town, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

Kyle Edwards, 33, rolls back the years — 7.82

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 7.82 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Tempers go at Cheltenham Town

George Maris was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Taylor Richards falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

A bad afternoon for Cheltenham Town against Barnet

1‑3 to Barnet, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

Danny Butterworth was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.20. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Squad

No hiding place for Matheus Vieira

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Matheus Vieira, and the manager let it.

In brief

251 Edition

The Cheltenham Town Courier

19 May 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Cheltenham Town's wait for a win

12 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Cheltenham Town has to find a result from somewhere.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Cheltenham Town boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Market

Tommy Backwell puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Cheltenham Town, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

The goals have deserted Cheltenham Town

4 matches, no goals, and a training ground that has tried everything. It will end — droughts always do — but nobody at Cheltenham Town can tell you which week it ends in.

Squad

George Maris in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Cheltenham Town this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Cheltenham Town training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Taylor Richards is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

A bad afternoon for Cheltenham Town against Colchester United

0‑2 to Colchester United, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

No hiding place for Shamal George

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Shamal George, and the manager let it.

Boardroom

Wages eat 129% of everything Cheltenham Town earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

In brief

250 Edition

The Cheltenham Town Courier

12 May 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Cheltenham Town

11 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

A fracture rules Charlie Caple out for 17 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Cheltenham Town will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Tempers go at Cheltenham Town

George Maris was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Taylor Richards falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

The goals have deserted Cheltenham Town

3 matches, no goals, and a training ground that has tried everything. It will end — droughts always do — but nobody at Cheltenham Town can tell you which week it ends in.

Match

A bad afternoon for Cheltenham Town against Exeter City

0‑1 to Exeter City, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Harvey Griffiths

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

The George Maris story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until George Maris signs something — a contract at Cheltenham Town or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Market

Tommy Backwell runs his contract down

2 months remain and no agreement is close. Every week without a signature costs Cheltenham Town money.

In brief

249 Edition

The Cheltenham Town Courier

5 May 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

10 matches without a win for Cheltenham Town

The run now stands at 10, and the questions being asked around Cheltenham Town are no longer polite ones.

Match

Cheltenham Town are in real trouble now

Position 23, 23 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Boardroom

Cheltenham Town put Interim Coach on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Squad

A fracture rules Charlie Caple out for 24 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Cheltenham Town will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Cheltenham Town

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Market

Tommy Backwell is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Cheltenham Town is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Shamal George signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Shamal George and Cheltenham Town agree another 4 years.

Squad

George Maris in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Cheltenham Town this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at Cheltenham Town

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

In brief

248 Edition

The Cheltenham Town Courier

28 Apr 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at Cheltenham Town spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Match

9 matches without a win for Cheltenham Town

The run now stands at 9, and the questions being asked around Cheltenham Town are no longer polite ones.

Squad

A fracture rules Charlie Caple out for 31 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Cheltenham Town will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Charlie Robinson hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Cheltenham Town can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Cheltenham Town

George Maris was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Taylor Richards falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

247 Edition

The Cheltenham Town Courier

21 Apr 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Cheltenham Town

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

A fracture rules Charlie Caple out for 38 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Cheltenham Town will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

The wait goes on for Cheltenham Town

8 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Market

Tommy Backwell asks to leave Cheltenham Town

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

George Maris in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Cheltenham Town this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Cheltenham Town training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Taylor Richards is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Port Vale take the points off Cheltenham Town

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Shamal George

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

Wages eat 133% of everything Cheltenham Town earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

In brief

246 Edition

The Cheltenham Town Courier

14 Apr 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Charlie Caple out for 45 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Cheltenham Town will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

No end in sight to Cheltenham Town's wait for a win

7 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Cheltenham Town has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Tempers go at Cheltenham Town

George Maris was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Taylor Richards falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Cheltenham Town cannot find the net

3 games without scoring. Strikers stop looking up, midfielders take the extra touch, and every shot that clears the bar is followed by a groan that has been building since the last goal.

Match

A bad afternoon for Cheltenham Town against Stevenage

0‑1 to Stevenage, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Matheus Vieira

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Kyle Edwards runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 16. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

The George Maris story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until George Maris signs something — a contract at Cheltenham Town or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

245 Edition

The Cheltenham Town Courier

7 Apr 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Cheltenham Town put Interim Coach on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Squad

A fracture rules Charlie Caple out for 52 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Cheltenham Town will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Cheltenham Town sink to position 22

23 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Cheltenham Town

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Match

No end in sight to Cheltenham Town's wait for a win

6 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Cheltenham Town has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

Only the photograph left for Tommy Backwell

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Tommy Backwell will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Cheltenham Town the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Liam Grimshaw signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Liam Grimshaw and Cheltenham Town agree another 2 years.

Squad

George Maris in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Cheltenham Town this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at Cheltenham Town

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

In brief

244 Edition

The Cheltenham Town Courier

31 Mar 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at Cheltenham Town spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

A fracture rules Charlie Caple out for 59 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Cheltenham Town will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Charlie Robinson asks to leave Cheltenham Town

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

No end in sight to Cheltenham Town's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Cheltenham Town has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

A muscle injury sidelines Liam Grimshaw for 16 days

Nobody makes a documentary about a hamstring and everybody in the game fears one. Cheltenham Town will be careful with the return date, because the second one is always worse than the first.

Boardroom

Cheltenham Town to lose Tommy Backwell for free

There is no worse way to lose a footballer. Tommy Backwell has pre-agreed a move away, which means every appearance between now and June is made by a man the club can no longer sell, and somebody upstairs will be asked why the contract was allowed to get here.

Squad

Tempers go at Cheltenham Town

George Maris was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Taylor Richards falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Cheltenham Town come up short against Accrington Stanley

Accrington Stanley left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

In brief

243 Edition

The Cheltenham Town Courier

24 Mar 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Cheltenham Town boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

Oliver Pearson damages knee ligaments — 14 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 14 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A fracture rules Charlie Caple out for 66 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Cheltenham Town will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Tommy Backwell puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Cheltenham Town, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

The wait goes on for Cheltenham Town

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

George Maris in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Cheltenham Town this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Cheltenham Town training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Taylor Richards is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Bromley take the points off Cheltenham Town

Beaten 1‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Boardroom

134% of the income goes out in wages at Cheltenham Town

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

In brief

242 Edition

The Cheltenham Town Courier

17 Mar 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Oliver Pearson damages knee ligaments — 21 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 21 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A fracture rules Charlie Caple out for 73 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Cheltenham Town will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Tempers go at Cheltenham Town

George Maris was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Taylor Richards falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Danny Butterworth’s goal not enough for Cheltenham Town

Danny Butterworth scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to Blackburn Rovers, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Market

Danny Butterworth linked with a move away

The name of Danny Butterworth keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Cheltenham Town say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

241 Edition

The Cheltenham Town Courier

10 Mar 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Oliver Pearson damages knee ligaments — 28 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 28 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A fracture rules Charlie Caple out for 80 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Cheltenham Town will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Tommy Backwell has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Cheltenham Town they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

George Maris in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Cheltenham Town this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at Cheltenham Town

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

Squad

Words at Cheltenham Town training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Taylor Richards is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Danny Butterworth in the eights

A performance of 8.00 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Market

Still no ink between Cheltenham Town and Riley Owen

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Cheltenham Town, another week without a signature from Riley Owen.

Match

Cheltenham Town share the spoils with Cambridge United

A 1‑1 draw with Cambridge United leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

In brief

240 Edition

The Cheltenham Town Courier

3 Mar 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Oliver Pearson damages knee ligaments — 35 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 35 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

The terraces

Anger at Cheltenham Town spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Boardroom

The Cheltenham Town board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Squad

Tempers go at Cheltenham Town

George Maris was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Taylor Richards falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Chesterfield take the points off Cheltenham Town

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

In brief

239 Edition

The Cheltenham Town Courier

24 Feb 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Oliver Pearson damages knee ligaments — 42 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 42 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Cheltenham Town

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Jake Reeves keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Cheltenham Town may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Tommy Backwell asks to leave Cheltenham Town

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Kyle Edwards yet — 7.82

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 7.82 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

George Maris in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Cheltenham Town this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Cheltenham Town training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Taylor Richards is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Wages eat 151% of everything Cheltenham Town earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Match

Cheltenham Town see off Crawley Town

Three points for Cheltenham Town, 1‑0 the final word against Crawley Town in a contest settled by the finer margins.

In brief

238 Edition

The Cheltenham Town Courier

17 Feb 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Cheltenham Town's wait for a win

13 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Cheltenham Town has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Oliver Pearson damages knee ligaments — 49 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 49 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Tempers go at Cheltenham Town

George Maris was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Taylor Richards falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Kyle Edwards has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Cheltenham Town will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Match

Point won or two lost for Cheltenham Town?

Ninety minutes, no goals, and the argument started before the car park emptied: a point gained, or two thrown away against Lincoln City? Both sides of it will still be going on Thursday.

In brief

237 Edition

The Cheltenham Town Courier

10 Feb 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Cheltenham Town's wait for a win

12 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Cheltenham Town has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Oliver Pearson damages knee ligaments — 56 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 56 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Only the photograph left for Tommy Backwell

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Tommy Backwell will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Cheltenham Town the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

George Maris in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Cheltenham Town this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at Cheltenham Town

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

Squad

Words at Cheltenham Town training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Taylor Richards is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Danny Butterworth in the eights

A performance of 8.31 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

No hiding place for Charlie Robinson

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Charlie Robinson, and the manager let it.

Match

Cheltenham Town share the spoils with Northampton Town

A 1‑1 draw with Northampton Town leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

In brief

236 Edition

The Cheltenham Town Courier

3 Feb 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

11 matches without a win for Cheltenham Town

The run now stands at 11, and the questions being asked around Cheltenham Town are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Oliver Pearson damages knee ligaments — 63 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 63 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

The terraces

Anger at Cheltenham Town spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Boardroom

Interim Coach has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Cheltenham Town can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Match

Cheltenham Town sink to position 22

16 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Boardroom

The Cheltenham Town board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Taylor Richards

Successful dribbles: 26. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Teddy Bishop stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Teddy Bishop and Cheltenham Town agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Tempers go at Cheltenham Town

George Maris was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

235 Edition

The Cheltenham Town Courier

27 Jan 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Oliver Pearson damages knee ligaments — 70 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 70 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Cheltenham Town

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Match

The wait goes on for Cheltenham Town

10 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Player ratings

A brace, and Danny Butterworth takes the afternoon — 8.47

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Danny Butterworth provided it, and the 8.47 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Market

Tommy Backwell puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Cheltenham Town, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Henry Hill keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Cheltenham Town may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

George Maris in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Cheltenham Town this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Cheltenham Town training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Taylor Richards is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Wages eat 143% of everything Cheltenham Town earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

In brief

234 Edition

The Cheltenham Town Courier

20 Jan 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Oliver Pearson damages knee ligaments — 77 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 77 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

No end in sight to Cheltenham Town's wait for a win

9 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Cheltenham Town has to find a result from somewhere.

Match

A hiding for Cheltenham Town

Beaten 0‑3 by Swindon Town, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Match

4 matches without a goal for Cheltenham Town

The chances are being made and something is happening between the making and the finishing. 4 matches now, and the anxiety in the ground arrives a little earlier every week.

Squad

Tempers go at Cheltenham Town

George Maris was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Salford City watching Tommy Backwell

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Cheltenham Town have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Squad

Taylor Richards falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Taylor Richards

Successful dribbles: 18. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Harvey Griffiths gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

233 Edition

The Cheltenham Town Courier

13 Jan 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Oliver Pearson damages knee ligaments — 84 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 84 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

The wait goes on for Cheltenham Town

8 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Market

Sammy Henia-Kamau puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Cheltenham Town, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

George Maris in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Cheltenham Town this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Cheltenham Town training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Taylor Richards is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

3 matches without a goal for Cheltenham Town

The chances are being made and something is happening between the making and the finishing. 3 matches now, and the anxiety in the ground arrives a little earlier every week.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Tommy Backwell

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at Cheltenham Town

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

Match

Cheltenham Town and Wrexham cancel each other out

Nil-nil, and few chances worth the name. Wrexham came to defend and left with exactly what they came for.

In brief

232 Edition

The Cheltenham Town Courier

6 Jan 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Cameron Walters

91 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Cheltenham Town lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

Interim Coach has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Cheltenham Town can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

The terraces

Anger at Cheltenham Town spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Cheltenham Town

Position 22 and 14 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Match

No end in sight to Cheltenham Town's wait for a win

7 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Cheltenham Town has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

Lucas Perdomo puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Cheltenham Town, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Cheltenham Town

George Maris was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Taylor Richards falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Cheltenham Town come up short against Harrogate Town

Harrogate Town left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

In brief

231 Edition

The Cheltenham Town Courier

30 Dec 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Danny Butterworth

Successful dribbles: 37. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Cameron Walters

98 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Cheltenham Town lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Cheltenham Town

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Cheltenham Town is running low.

Match

The wait goes on for Cheltenham Town

6 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

George Maris in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Cheltenham Town this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Cheltenham Town training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Taylor Richards is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

136% of the income goes out in wages at Cheltenham Town

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Player ratings

The afternoon belonged to Matheus Vieira

A mark of 7.61, and nobody in the ground would argue with it. He was involved in everything that mattered and most of what did not.

Squad

When it matters, Kyle Edwards plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

230 Edition

The Cheltenham Town Courier

23 Dec 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Cameron Walters

105 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Cheltenham Town lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Sopuruchukwu Obieri: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Cheltenham Town have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Match

No end in sight to Cheltenham Town's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Cheltenham Town has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Tempers go at Cheltenham Town

George Maris was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Tyler Walton’s goal not enough for Cheltenham Town

Tyler Walton scored, and precious little else went right: 2‑3 to Blackpool, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

Taylor Richards falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Tyler Walton in the eights

A performance of 8.29 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Market

The Shamal George story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Shamal George signs something — a contract at Cheltenham Town or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Player ratings

Matheus Vieira changes it off the bench

He was not in the side at half past three and he had settled it before five. Half an hour, and Cheltenham Town had a different afternoon.

In brief

229 Edition

The Cheltenham Town Courier

16 Dec 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Cameron Walters

112 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Cheltenham Town lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

The wait goes on for Cheltenham Town

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

George Maris in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Cheltenham Town this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at Cheltenham Town

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

Squad

Words at Cheltenham Town training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Taylor Richards is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

The goals have deserted Cheltenham Town

3 matches, no goals, and a training ground that has tried everything. It will end — droughts always do — but nobody at Cheltenham Town can tell you which week it ends in.

In brief