Chris Mepham

Central Defender - Rapid Wien II
18 Jan 2031
Saturday
Process

Marked for Chris Mepham

233 Edition

The Rapid Wien II Gazette

13 Jan 2031
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Ercan Kara damages knee ligaments — 63 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 63 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Marcel Kalajdzic has said yes to Sturm Graz

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Rapid Wien II have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Market

Chris Mepham asks to leave Rapid Wien II

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Rapid Wien II say no — this time

The offer from Sturm Graz for Ryan Ogam was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Match

Whatever happens, Rapid Wien II do not lose

8 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Squad

A falling-out at Rapid Wien II

Ryan Ogam and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Rapid Wien II

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Andrija Radulović was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Market

Eyes on Wolfgang Weimann again

The phone has started ringing about Wolfgang Weimann again, and this time the name on the line is Basel. Rapid Wien II are listening politely and promising nothing.

Squad

Moritz Oswald wants out of the dugout

“I did not sign to watch. Nobody does.” The oldest complaint in the game, and Rapid Wien II will have to answer it with minutes or with a move.

In brief

Back issues
224 Edition

The Rapid Wien Chronicle

11 Nov 2030
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Rapid Wien announce themselves in Europe

3‑0 against Partizani Tirana, on a night that will be replayed at this club for a generation. Continental reputations are made in single evenings and this was the evening.

Match

Rapid Wien are in among the leaders

Position 2 and 30 points on the board. Nobody at the ground will say the word out loud yet, and everybody at the ground is thinking it.

Player ratings

Furkan Demir pops up at the right end — 7.98

7.98, 1 on the scoresheet, and the specific comedy of a back-four player celebrating like somebody who does this every week. He does not, and that is exactly why the ground reacted the way it did.

Match

8 unbeaten for Rapid Wien

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 8 matches without defeat is a foundation Rapid Wien did not have in the autumn.

Market

Benicio Baker-Boaitey is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Rapid Wien is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Rapid Wien

Kellen Fisher was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

After 7 games, Rapid Wien finally taste it again

The first defeat in 7 matches. The manager will say it had to come; the dressing room will say it did not have to come against St. Pölten; the supporters will say both, in that order, all week.

Squad

Benedict Hollerbach falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Antoniu Roca in the eights

A performance of 8.46 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

220 Edition

The Rapid Wien Chronicle

14 Oct 2030
From our football correspondent Steady

The dugout

Chris Mepham keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Rapid Wien may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Match

Rapid Wien up to position 3

20 points on the board and a place in the leading group. Nobody at the ground is saying the word out loud yet.

Market

Callum Marshall asks to leave Rapid Wien

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Gizo Mamageishvili wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Rapid Wien hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Squad

Kellen Fisher in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Rapid Wien this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Benedict Hollerbach falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Noah Botic wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Rapid Wien can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

The dugout

Fin Stevens gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Still no ink between Rapid Wien and Antoniu Roca

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Rapid Wien, another week without a signature from Antoniu Roca.

In brief

213 Edition

The Rapid Wien Chronicle

26 Aug 2030
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Furkan Demir asks to leave Rapid Wien

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Furkan Demir is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Rapid Wien is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

Rapid Wien turn down Melbourne Victory for Noah Botic

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Market

Benedict Hollerbach wants more than Rapid Wien are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Squad

Tempers go at Rapid Wien

Benedict Hollerbach was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Rapid Wien

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Iker Muñoz was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Chris Mepham gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

The afternoon belonged to Antoniu Roca

A mark of 7.55, and nobody in the ground would argue with it. He was involved in everything that mattered and most of what did not.

Squad

Rapid Wien are still strangers to each other

6 new signings in one window. Every one may be an upgrade and the side can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild the verdicts never mention.

In brief

206 Edition

The Rapid Wien Chronicle

8 Jul 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

78 days out for Alexander Hofleitner after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Rapid Wien will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Market

Modou Kéba Cissé puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Rapid Wien, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Terms done: Lenn Jastremski is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and Stripfing waiting with a shirt. Nobody at Rapid Wien is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Market

Rapid Wien turn down Lincoln City for Harrison Armstrong

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Market

Kellen Fisher wants more than Rapid Wien are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Boardroom

Still nobody in the Rapid Wien dugout

37 days with the chair empty, a list of names that grows and shrinks by the day, and not one signature on anything. Every week that passes takes the best candidates off it.

Boardroom

Moulaye Haïdara signs for Stripfing while still at Rapid Wien

The rules permit it and it stings anyway. Moulaye Haïdara has agreed terms with Stripfing for the summer, and until then he pulls on this shirt as a player who has already chosen his next one.

Squad

Words exchanged at Rapid Wien

Kellen Fisher and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Rapid Wien training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Benedict Hollerbach is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

205 Edition

The Rapid Wien Chronicle

1 Jul 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Furkan Demir hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Rapid Wien can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

A fracture rules Alexander Hofleitner out for 85 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Rapid Wien will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Róber has said yes to Schwarz-Weiß Bregenz

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Rapid Wien have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Market

Rapid Wien turn down Deportes Tolima for Iker Muñoz

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Rapid Wien

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Rapid Wien is running low.

Market

Only the photograph left for Joseph Liteta

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Joseph Liteta will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Rapid Wien the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

A falling-out at Rapid Wien

Kellen Fisher and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Benedict Hollerbach falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Nile John pulls a muscle — 16 days out

The injury that keeps coming back, keeps being rushed back from, and quietly costs more careers than the dramatic ones. 16 days is the estimate; the honest figure depends on whether anybody is patient.

In brief

204 Edition

The Rapid Wien Chronicle

24 Jun 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at Rapid Wien has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Market

Terms done: Harrison Armstrong is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and Stal Mielec waiting with a shirt. Nobody at Rapid Wien is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Match

Rapid Wien sink to position 10

19 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Squad

Alexander Hofleitner breaks a bone — 92 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 92 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Rapid Wien say no — this time

The offer from Altach for Gizo Mamageishvili was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Market

Art Smakaj hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Rapid Wien can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Rapid Wien get their man

The chase for Noah Botic ended with $1.6M changing hands and Sturm Graz out of reasons to say no. The supporters will judge the fee the only way that matters: on Saturdays.

Boardroom

Oliver Strunz signs for Stripfing while still at Rapid Wien

The rules permit it and it stings anyway. Oliver Strunz has agreed terms with Stripfing for the summer, and until then he pulls on this shirt as a player who has already chosen his next one.

Squad

Words exchanged at Rapid Wien

Benedict Hollerbach and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

In brief

196 Edition

The Rapid Wien Chronicle

29 Apr 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at Rapid Wien has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Lenn Jastremski

28 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Rapid Wien lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Rapid Wien sink to position 10

19 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

Art Smakaj puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Rapid Wien, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Furkan Demir in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Rapid Wien this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Rapid Wien training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Benedict Hollerbach is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Joseph Liteta wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Rapid Wien can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

Loan watch

10 clean sheets on loan for Ammar Helac

23 appearances at Austria Klagenfurt and the goals have stopped going in. Rapid Wien lent out a goalkeeper and are watching somebody else’s season get better every week.

The dugout

No hiding place for Joseph Liteta

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Joseph Liteta, and the manager let it.

In brief

195 Edition

The Rapid Wien Chronicle

22 Apr 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

the manager takes the Rapid Wien job

“I have watched this squad. There is more in it than the table says.” First press conference, first promise — the manager made the one every new manager makes, and now comes the part where it gets checked.

Squad

Lenn Jastremski damages knee ligaments — 35 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 35 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Iker Muñoz puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Rapid Wien, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Only the photograph left for Lenn Jastremski

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Lenn Jastremski will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Rapid Wien the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Rapid Wien

Furkan Demir was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Harrison Armstrong arrives at the club he grew up with

Every footballer has an answer to the question about his boyhood club, and most of them never get to act on it. Harrison Armstrong has, at Rapid Wien, and the first month will show what that does to a man.

Squad

A row about effort at Rapid Wien

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Iker Muñoz was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Giacomo Vrioni

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Toti is playing like a man with something to prove

The oldest phenomenon in the sport: a new voice in the dressing room and suddenly everybody is available for everything. Toti is training as though the last team sheet never existed, because as far as he is concerned it does not.

In brief

181 Edition

The Rapid Wien Chronicle

14 Jan 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Rapid Wien bow out of the cup

WSG Tirol go through and Rapid Wien go home, 0‑0 the scoreline that did it. The dressing room will call the league the priority now, because that is what dressing rooms say.

Market

Furkan Demir puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Rapid Wien, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Filip Rózga has said yes to Amstetten

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Rapid Wien have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Market

Rapid Wien turn down Altach for Gizo Mamageishvili

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Market

Not going: Lenn Jastremski stays at Rapid Wien

“I know what people will say. I know what I want, and it is here.” Stripfing had the fee agreed and the shirt ready; they did not have the player, and now they will not.

Match

The wait goes on for Rapid Wien

5 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Boardroom

Rapid Wien to lose Stan Henderikx for free

There is no worse way to lose a footballer. Stan Henderikx has pre-agreed a move away, which means every appearance between now and June is made by a man the club can no longer sell, and somebody upstairs will be asked why the contract was allowed to get here.

Squad

Furkan Demir in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Rapid Wien this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Chris Mepham signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Chris Mepham commits to Rapid Wien for another 4 years.

In brief

156 Edition

The West Bromwich Albion Sentinel

23 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Akeel Higgins asks to leave West Bromwich Albion

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Alexis Messidoro is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at West Bromwich Albion is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

Sheffield United come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and West Bromwich Albion did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Boardroom

West Bromwich Albion to lose Alexis Messidoro for free

There is no worse way to lose a footballer. Alexis Messidoro has pre-agreed a move away, which means every appearance between now and June is made by a man the club can no longer sell, and somebody upstairs will be asked why the contract was allowed to get here.

Transfer targets

West Bromwich Albion baulk at the price for Dion Charles

Stoke City wanted more than $330.0K and the board would not go there. Walked away, for now, which in a transfer window means until somebody blinks.

Squad

Real improvement from Justin Seven-Seven at West Bromwich Albion

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Justin Seven-Seven is 19, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

Words exchanged at West Bromwich Albion

Chris Mepham and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

Oldham Athletic tell West Bromwich Albion: Kian Harratt is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Market

Tegan Finn attracts admirers

The name of Tegan Finn has come up in conversations West Bromwich Albion were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

In brief

153 Edition

The West Bromwich Albion Sentinel

2 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Chris Mepham hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what West Bromwich Albion can pretend not to have heard.

Transfer targets

No deal for Alysson Edward at that price

West Bromwich Albion offered $3.0M; Aston Villa said it was not close. The manager will be told the money is still there for the right player, which is what managers are told.

Transfer targets

Crystal Palace tell West Bromwich Albion: Steven Benda is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

A falling-out at West Bromwich Albion

Jed Wallace and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at West Bromwich Albion training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. George Campbell is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

West Bromwich Albion ask about Teddy Sharman-Lowe

A loan enquiry to Norwich City: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Charlie Caton is in the works

West Bromwich Albion have made the call to Barnsley. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

Boardroom

Intake day at the West Bromwich Albion academy

7 arrivals, an average age nobody would call a squad, and a set of parents being shown around a building their sons will spend more time in than at home. The scouting has already happened; today is only the paperwork.

The dugout

Rabby Nzingoula knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Rabby Nzingoula trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

149 Edition

The West Bromwich Albion Sentinel

4 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Wycombe Wanderers come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and West Bromwich Albion did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Transfer targets

Gavin Bazunu is a medical away from West Bromwich Albion

The deal with Huddersfield Town is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Squad

Words exchanged at West Bromwich Albion

Nathan Collins and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

West Bromwich Albion rebuffed over Samson Tovide

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Bromley have kept their man, and West Bromwich Albion go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Market

Chelsea are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. West Bromwich Albion will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

Market

Chris Mepham returns a better player

29 games and 0 goals away from here, and a man the manager did not have last summer. The loan did what loans are supposed to do and almost never do.

Squad

Brayann Pereira falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Chris Mepham is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at West Bromwich Albion has been clear about where Chris Mepham stands, which is more than many ever get.

Squad

A step back for Chris Mepham at West Bromwich Albion

Somebody has moved past him. It is not a dropping and it is worse than one, because a dropping is about a Saturday and this is about where he stands.

In brief

148 Edition

The West Bromwich Albion Sentinel

28 May 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Rio Parmar hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what West Bromwich Albion can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Brayann Pereira wants more than West Bromwich Albion are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Market

A season away well spent by Chris Mepham

29 games, 0 goals, and a squad option that has arrived without a fee attached. The interesting question at West Bromwich Albion now is not whether he plays but who he displaces.

Squad

George Campbell falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

A falling-out at West Bromwich Albion

Rio Parmar and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

No hiding place for Tegan Finn

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Tegan Finn, and the manager let it.

Market

The shop window has Alfie Gilchrist in it

West Bromwich Albion have let the market know Alfie Gilchrist can be had. No price in the advert, but everyone in the trade knows roughly what it says.

The dugout

Akeel Higgins has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at West Bromwich Albion will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

Dauda Iddrisa has been promised minutes

A conversation in the manager’s office, and a commitment that came out of it. Promises like that are cheap to make and expensive to break, and Dauda Iddrisa has written the date down.

In brief

147 Edition

The Gil Vicente Gazette

21 May 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

The knee: Bruno Leonardo out for 75 days

75 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Gil Vicente lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Gil Vicente boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Market

Diogo Almeida asks to leave Gil Vicente

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Diogo Almeida is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Gil Vicente is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Boardroom

Rui Silva signs for União de Santarém while still at Gil Vicente

The rules permit it and it stings anyway. Rui Silva has agreed terms with União de Santarém for the summer, and until then he pulls on this shirt as a player who has already chosen his next one.

Squad

Santi García in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Gil Vicente this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Chris Mepham falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Carlos Eduardo knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Carlos Eduardo trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

The dugout

When it matters, Da Silva plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

146 Edition

The Gil Vicente Gazette

14 May 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

The knee: Bruno Leonardo out for 82 days

82 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Gil Vicente lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Market

Tidjany Touré puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Gil Vicente, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Luca Palmiero is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Gil Vicente is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

A falling-out at Gil Vicente

Santi García and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Market

Valentino Venetucci has his eye on Europe

It is not a grievance and it is not a demand: he wants to play continental football, and he has stopped hiding it. Whether Gil Vicente can give him that is a question about the club, not about him.

Squad

A row about effort at Gil Vicente

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Chris Mepham was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Roko Baturina

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

When it matters, Rafael Obrador plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

Lorougnon Gohi knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Gil Vicente, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

146 Edition

The West Bromwich Albion Sentinel

14 May 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Nathan Collins hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what West Bromwich Albion can pretend not to have heard.

The dugout

Jack Stevens says West Bromwich Albion went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Words exchanged at West Bromwich Albion

Nathan Collins and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Brayann Pereira falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

No hiding place for Dauda Iddrisa

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Dauda Iddrisa, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Rabby Nzingoula knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at West Bromwich Albion, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

Aune Heggebø linked with a move away

The name of Aune Heggebø keeps appearing in other people's back pages. West Bromwich Albion say nothing, which says plenty.

The dugout

Tegan Finn gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Tegan Finn is on it.

Squad

A wage question at West Bromwich Albion

Rabby Nzingoula has done the arithmetic and does not like the answer. Nothing corrodes a squad faster, and no club has ever solved it by explaining the wage structure to a footballer.

In brief

145 Edition

The Gil Vicente Gazette

7 May 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Bruno Leonardo

89 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Gil Vicente lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Domingos Quina asks to leave Gil Vicente

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Tidjany Touré is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Gil Vicente is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Words exchanged at Gil Vicente

Santi García and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Valentino Venetucci signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Valentino Venetucci commits to Gil Vicente for another 4 years.

Squad

Roko Baturina falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Still no ink between Gil Vicente and Samuel Portugal

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Gil Vicente, another week without a signature from Samuel Portugal.

The dugout

No hiding place for Gabriel Mec

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Gabriel Mec, and the manager let it.

The dugout

When it matters, Chris Mepham plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

144 Edition

The Gil Vicente Gazette

30 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Bruno Leonardo damages knee ligaments — 96 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 96 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Gil Vicente let it slip despite Carlos Eduardo

Carlos Eduardo had done his part in building a 2-goal cushion. What happened after that was collective, and Estrela da Amadora were allowed back into a match that had been finished with.

Match

Full time on the season at Gil Vicente

Position 12 on 36 points. Every season is a story and this is the last line of it, and now the club has three months to decide what the next one is about.

Player ratings

Carlos Eduardo scores twice — 8.48

Two goals and a mark of 8.48 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Market

Domingos Quina is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Gil Vicente is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

Carlos Eduardo wants European nights

The general version of this complaint is that a player wants more. The specific version names the thing: he wants to walk out under floodlights against clubs from other countries, and he has stopped pretending otherwise.

Squad

Tempers go at Gil Vicente

Santi García was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Gil Vicente

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Chris Mepham was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Samuel Portugal gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

143 Edition

The Gil Vicente Gazette

23 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Bruno Leonardo damages knee ligaments — 105 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 105 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

The drought breaks for Gil Vicente

17 without a win is the sort of run that changes how a town talks about its club, and Maritimo were the afternoon it stopped. Nothing is fixed by one result and everything feels different by one.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Gil Vicente

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Gil Vicente is running low.

Market

Diogo Almeida hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Gil Vicente can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Diogo Almeida has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Gil Vicente they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

The dugout

Adam Laoine says Gil Vicente went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Santi García in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Gil Vicente this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Rafael Obrador was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 22. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Squad

Chris Mepham falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

141 Edition

The Gil Vicente Gazette

9 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Gil Vicente

16 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Bruno Leonardo damages knee ligaments — 122 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 122 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

The dugout

Marlon says Gil Vicente went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Only the photograph left for Tidjany Touré

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Tidjany Touré will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Gil Vicente the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Words exchanged at Gil Vicente

Santi García and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

The goals have deserted Gil Vicente

4 matches, no goals, and a training ground that has tried everything. It will end — droughts always do — but nobody at Gil Vicente can tell you which week it ends in.

Squad

A row about effort at Gil Vicente

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Chris Mepham was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Player ratings

Rafael Obrador takes the honours

Marked 7.77 on an afternoon he ran from the first whistle to the last. Whatever else went wrong, Gil Vicente had the best player on the pitch.

The dugout

No hiding place for Sergio Bermejo

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Sergio Bermejo, and the manager let it.

In brief

140 Edition

The Gil Vicente Gazette

2 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Bruno Leonardo damages knee ligaments — 130 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 130 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

Gil Vicente put Afonso Machado on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Gil Vicente

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Market

Domingos Quina has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Gil Vicente they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Market

Pejman Taremi asks to leave Gil Vicente

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout

Henrique Martins keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Gil Vicente may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Boardroom

Domingos Quina has agreed to leave Gil Vicente for nothing

He will play here until the summer and then walk out of the door for free, having already signed elsewhere. Supporters will manage the first part of that sentence; it is the second they will struggle with.

Squad

Tempers go at Gil Vicente

Santi García was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Gil Vicente

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Chris Mepham was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

In brief

138 Edition

The Gil Vicente Gazette

19 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Gil Vicente

14 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Bruno Leonardo damages knee ligaments — 144 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 144 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Tidjany Touré puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Gil Vicente, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Gonçalo Maia has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Gil Vicente they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Gil Vicente

Gonçalo Franco was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Gil Vicente training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Chris Mepham is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

No hiding place for Samuel Portugal

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Samuel Portugal, and the manager let it.

Match

Famalicao take the points off Gil Vicente

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Santi García reaches 200 appearances

200 games in the shirt. Nobody sets out to build a record like that; it happens to a certain kind of player at a certain kind of club, and this town knows what it has.

In brief

137 Edition

The Gil Vicente Gazette

12 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Gil Vicente

13 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

The dugout

Diogo Almeida says Gil Vicente went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Luca Palmiero has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Gil Vicente they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Words exchanged at Gil Vicente

Santi García and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

Nobody wins at Gil Vicente

10 home matches unbeaten. Visiting sides arrive already talking about the atmosphere, which is usually the sign that they have half-lost before kickoff.

Market

Valentino Venetucci wants European nights

The general version of this complaint is that a player wants more. The specific version names the thing: he wants to walk out under floodlights against clubs from other countries, and he has stopped pretending otherwise.

Squad

A row about effort at Gil Vicente

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Chris Mepham was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Gonçalo Franco

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 17 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Player ratings

Jaílson was the difference for Gil Vicente

Marked 7.30. Ask anyone leaving the ground what settled it and you will get one name, which is the only award that has ever really counted.

In brief

  • The dugout The manager makes an example of Bruno Leonardo
  • The dugout Rafael Obrador has become a man the manager trusts
  • The dugout The manager’s verdict
136 Edition

The Gil Vicente Gazette

5 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Gil Vicente

12 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Boardroom

Gil Vicente put Afonso Machado on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Squad

Tempers go at Gil Vicente

Santi García was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Roko Baturina makes it 200

200 times in these colours, in all weathers and under four or five different managers. That kind of service is quietly disappearing from the game.

Squad

Words at Gil Vicente training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Domingos Quina is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Oliver Stanišić signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Oliver Stanišić commits to Gil Vicente for another 1 years.

The dugout

Chris Mepham gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Chris Mepham is on it.

Match

Honours even between Gil Vicente and Nacional

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“I am frustrated, honestly. We did enough to win and we did not win.” Afonso Machado was not hiding it after 1‑1, and nobody in the Gil Vicente dressing room was either.

In brief

135 Edition

The Gil Vicente Gazette

26 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Gil Vicente's wait for a win

11 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Gil Vicente has to find a result from somewhere.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Gil Vicente boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Market

Diogo Almeida puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Gil Vicente, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

5 matches without a goal for Gil Vicente

The chances are being made and something is happening between the making and the finishing. 5 matches now, and the anxiety in the ground arrives a little earlier every week.

Market

Carlos Eduardo has his eye on Europe

It is not a grievance and it is not a demand: he wants to play continental football, and he has stopped hiding it. Whether Gil Vicente can give him that is a question about the club, not about him.

Boardroom

Arthur Tchaptchet signs for Vizela while still at Gil Vicente

The rules permit it and it stings anyway. Arthur Tchaptchet has agreed terms with Vizela for the summer, and until then he pulls on this shirt as a player who has already chosen his next one.

Squad

Santi García in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Gil Vicente this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Gil Vicente training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Chris Mepham is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Gil Vicente make home a hard place to visit

9 without defeat on their own grass. The pitch has not changed; the crowd has — louder earlier, and quicker to sense when the opposition would rather be somewhere else.

In brief

134 Edition

The Gil Vicente Gazette

19 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Gil Vicente's wait for a win

10 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Gil Vicente has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Samuel Portugal stands alone

7 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Market

Gonçalo Maia is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Gil Vicente is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

A falling-out at Gil Vicente

Santi García and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

The goals have deserted Gil Vicente

4 matches, no goals, and a training ground that has tried everything. It will end — droughts always do — but nobody at Gil Vicente can tell you which week it ends in.

Squad

Chris Mepham falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Rodrigo Pinheiro

Gil Vicente asked and Benfica said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

The dugout

Carlos Eduardo gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

A bad afternoon for Gil Vicente against Porto

0‑1 to Porto, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

In brief

  • Player ratings Rafael Obrador beats them one at a time
  • The dugout The manager’s verdict
  • Squad Santi García wants out of the spotlight