Murphy Cooper

Goalkeeper - Queens Park Rangers
4 Jul 2030
Thursday
Process

Marked for Murphy Cooper

201 Edition

The Queens Park Rangers Sentinel

3 Jun 2030
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Reiss Russell-Denny puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Queens Park Rangers, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Newcastle United come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Queens Park Rangers did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

Only the photograph left for Paul Smyth

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Paul Smyth will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Queens Park Rangers the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Queens Park Rangers

Ilias Chair was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Eyes on Kwame Poku again

The phone has started ringing about Kwame Poku again, and this time the name on the line is Burnley. Queens Park Rangers are listening politely and promising nothing.

Squad

Kader Dembélé knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Queens Park Rangers, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

Back issues
200 Edition

The Queens Park Rangers Sentinel

27 May 2030
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Boardroom

Promotion for Queens Park Rangers

Mathematically certain, and nobody in this town is going to bed early. Whatever else happened this season, it finishes a division above where it started.

Market

Murphy Cooper hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Queens Park Rangers can pretend not to have heard.

Match

Queens Park Rangers up to position 3

70 points on the board and a place in the leading group. Nobody at the ground is saying the word out loud yet.

Squad

Ilias Chair in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Queens Park Rangers this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Renato Pantalon knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Queens Park Rangers, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

The Murphy Cooper question follows Queens Park Rangers around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Murphy Cooper’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

197 Edition

The Queens Park Rangers Sentinel

6 May 2030
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Kader Dembélé hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Queens Park Rangers can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Murphy Cooper is named among the best

There are footballers who have a good season and footballers a season is remembered for, and the second kind get their names read out in a hall in the summer. Queens Park Rangers will be quietly delighted and privately nervous.

Market

Only the photograph left for Paul Smyth

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Paul Smyth will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Queens Park Rangers the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Market

Koki Saito wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Queens Park Rangers hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Squad

Tempers go at Queens Park Rangers

Ilias Chair was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Richard Koné knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Richard Koné trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

196 Edition

The Queens Park Rangers Sentinel

29 Apr 2030
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Kader Dembélé is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.95 with 26 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Match

Queens Park Rangers are in among the leaders

Position 3 and 70 points on the board. Nobody at the ground will say the word out loud yet, and everybody at the ground is thinking it.

Market

Isak Alemayehu hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Queens Park Rangers can pretend not to have heard.

Match

Nobody wants to play Queens Park Rangers right now

3 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Squad

Ilias Chair in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Queens Park Rangers this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Queens Park Rangers find a way past Ipswich Town

Ipswich Town made Queens Park Rangers work for it, but the scoreboard read 3‑2 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Player ratings

One of those days for Kader Dembélé

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.32, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Ronnie Edwards in the eights

A performance of 9.01 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Renato Pantalon gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

195 Edition

The Queens Park Rangers Sentinel

22 Apr 2030
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Kader Dembélé is carrying Queens Park Rangers

25 goals and a season average of 7.92. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Match

Queens Park Rangers tear Preston apart

Rarely has this fixture seen a display like it: 3‑0 against Preston, and it could have been more.

Market

Murphy Cooper asks to leave Queens Park Rangers

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Jonathan Varane

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 33 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Ilias Chair

Successful dribbles: 29. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

Nicolas Madsen shuts the door

Defensive actions: 29, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Squad

Tempers go at Queens Park Rangers

Ilias Chair was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Home is on Yuki Nogami's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Queens Park Rangers are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Ronnie Edwards

Marked 9.23 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

194 Edition

The Queens Park Rangers Sentinel

15 Apr 2030
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Kader Dembélé

24 goals and a season average of 7.90 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Murphy Cooper

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Esquerdinha puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Queens Park Rangers, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Ethan Ndiweni says Queens Park Rangers went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Ilias Chair in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Queens Park Rangers this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Queens Park Rangers get the job done against Reading

A 3‑2 win over Reading, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Kader Dembélé

Marked 8.87 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Rayan Kolli

Marked 8.86 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Ilias Chair

Successful dribbles: 12. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

192 Edition

The Queens Park Rangers Sentinel

1 Apr 2030
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Murphy Cooper keeps Queens Park Rangers in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Richard Koné hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Queens Park Rangers can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Kieran Morgan says Queens Park Rangers went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Ronnie Edwards

15 goals and a season average of 7.41 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Squad

Ilias Chair in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Queens Park Rangers this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

A bad afternoon for Queens Park Rangers against West Ham United

1‑2 to West Ham United, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

Koki Saito in the eights

A performance of 8.08 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

The cruellest goal, and it is Kwame Poku's

A touch he did not want, a bounce he could not have read, and his name in the wrong column. There is no consoling a man after one of these, and Queens Park Rangers will not try tonight.

Player ratings

Richard Koné keeps on missing

Shots: 5, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

In brief

191 Edition

The Queens Park Rangers Sentinel

25 Mar 2030
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Murphy Cooper puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Queens Park Rangers, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Queens Park Rangers

Ilias Chair was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Hevertton

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Reiss Russell-Denny knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Queens Park Rangers, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

Koki Saito linked with a move away

The name of Koki Saito keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Queens Park Rangers say nothing, which says plenty.

Squad

Uroš Vitas still has not settled

A year in and the language has not come, the city has not opened up, and he eats alone more often than anybody at Queens Park Rangers would like to admit. It is showing on Saturdays.

In brief

189 Edition

The Queens Park Rangers Sentinel

11 Mar 2030
From our football correspondent Triumph

Squad

Kader Dembélé is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.85 with 21 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Match

Justin Obikwu leads the rout of Cardiff City

7‑0, and Justin Obikwu took the headlines on an afternoon when everything Queens Park Rangers tried came off. Days like this are retold all winter.

Squad

Murphy Cooper keeps Queens Park Rangers in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Kader Dembélé asks to leave Queens Park Rangers

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Justin Obikwu takes the match ball home

3 goals in one afternoon from one man. The other players were also present, a witness confirmed.

Squad

Tempers go at Queens Park Rangers

Ilias Chair was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

One of those days for Koki Saito

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.66, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

One of those days for Ronnie Edwards

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.55, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

One of those days for Justin Obikwu

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.39, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

188 Edition

The Queens Park Rangers Sentinel

4 Mar 2030
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Kader Dembélé

20 goals and a season average of 7.82 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Match

Queens Park Rangers tear Derby County apart

Rarely has this fixture seen a display like it: 4‑1 against Derby County, and it could have been more.

Market

Richard Koné hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Queens Park Rangers can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

3 goals for Ilias Chair

The match ball belongs to Ilias Chair, whose 3 goals turned a difficult afternoon into a procession.

Squad

Murphy Cooper keeps Queens Park Rangers in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Ilias Chair in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Queens Park Rangers this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Ilias Chair in the eights

A performance of 10.00 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

One of those days for Kader Dembélé

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.68, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Jonathan Varane

Marked 8.43 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

187 Edition

The Queens Park Rangers Sentinel

25 Feb 2030
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Kader Dembélé is carrying Queens Park Rangers

19 goals and a season average of 7.80. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Market

Murphy Cooper asks to leave Queens Park Rangers

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Queens Park Rangers

Ilias Chair was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Richard Koné

Successful dribbles: 22. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Kader Dembélé’s goal not enough for Queens Park Rangers

Kader Dembélé scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑3 to Hull City, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Jimmy Dunne

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Kader Dembélé in the eights

A performance of 8.70 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

One of those days for Ilias Chair

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.27, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Loan watch

Ridwan Hassan counts the days

“I watch every Queens Park Rangers game from here. That says everything about where my head is.” The loan at Hull City runs its course, but his heart never made the trip.

In brief

186 Edition

The Queens Park Rangers Sentinel

18 Feb 2030
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Kader Dembélé is carrying Queens Park Rangers

18 goals and a season average of 7.77. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Market

Rhys Chadwick asks to leave Queens Park Rangers

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

Queens Park Rangers cannot stop winning

3 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Squad

Ilias Chair in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Queens Park Rangers this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Queens Park Rangers lose Lars Ritzka

38 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Match

Queens Park Rangers find a way past Middlesbrough

Middlesbrough made Queens Park Rangers work for it, but the scoreboard read 3‑2 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Player ratings

One of those days for Kader Dembélé

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.15, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Ronnie Edwards

Marked 9.08 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

No hiding place for Rumarn Burrell

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Rumarn Burrell, and the manager let it.

In brief

185 Edition

The Queens Park Rangers Sentinel

11 Feb 2030
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Murphy Cooper

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Rayan Kolli puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Queens Park Rangers, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Ilias Chair in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Queens Park Rangers this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Nicolas Madsen shuts the door

Defensive actions: 22, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Squad

Home is on Yuki Nogami's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Queens Park Rangers are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Richard Koné

Marked 9.36 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

One of those days for Ronnie Edwards

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.17, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Ronnie Edwards is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.30 with 11 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Match

Queens Park Rangers see off Birmingham

Three points for Queens Park Rangers, 2‑0 the final word against Birmingham in a contest settled by the finer margins.

In brief

183 Edition

The Queens Park Rangers Sentinel

28 Jan 2030
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Murphy Cooper asks to leave Queens Park Rangers

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Murphy Cooper keeps Queens Park Rangers in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Ilias Chair in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Queens Park Rangers this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Rumarn Burrell runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 22. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Ronnie Edwards

Marked 8.92 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Justin Obikwu

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Richard Koné is carrying Queens Park Rangers

5 goals and a season average of 7.39. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Loan watch

Ridwan Hassan counts the days

“I watch every Queens Park Rangers game from here. That says everything about where my head is.” The loan at Hull City runs its course, but his heart never made the trip.

Match

Honours even between Queens Park Rangers and Sunderland

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

In brief

181 Edition

The Queens Park Rangers Sentinel

14 Jan 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Lars Ritzka says Queens Park Rangers went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Elias Lenz puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Queens Park Rangers, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Sem Morales has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Queens Park Rangers they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Ilias Chair in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Queens Park Rangers this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Kader Dembélé

Successful dribbles: 22. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Blackburn Rovers take the points off Queens Park Rangers

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

No hiding place for Murphy Cooper

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Murphy Cooper, and the manager let it.

Market

Cian Dillon attracts admirers

The name of Cian Dillon has come up in conversations Queens Park Rangers were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Squad

Kader Dembélé knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Kader Dembélé trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

180 Edition

The Queens Park Rangers Sentinel

7 Jan 2030
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Nothing got past Reece Johnson

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 36 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Squad

Kader Dembélé is carrying Queens Park Rangers

14 goals and a season average of 7.73. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Ronnie Edwards

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 29 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Squad

Hevertton keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Queens Park Rangers may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Murphy Cooper

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Rayan Kolli asks to leave Queens Park Rangers

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

David Hicks has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Queens Park Rangers they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Queens Park Rangers

Ilias Chair was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

One of those days for Kader Dembélé

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.24, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

179 Edition

The Queens Park Rangers Sentinel

31 Dec 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Murphy Cooper

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

The cup run ends for Queens Park Rangers

1‑2 against Arsenal, and the road stops here. Cup exits are quick deaths — no second leg, no next week, just the league from now until May.

Market

Murphy Cooper puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Queens Park Rangers, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Rhys Norrington-Davies says Queens Park Rangers went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Kader Dembélé

13 goals and a season average of 7.68 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Squad

Ilias Chair in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Queens Park Rangers this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Queens Park Rangers see off Charlton Athletic

Three points for Queens Park Rangers, 4‑2 the final word against Charlton Athletic in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Kader Dembélé

Marked 8.96 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

One of those days for Ilias Chair

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.81, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

176 Edition

The Queens Park Rangers Sentinel

10 Dec 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Rumarn Burrell says Queens Park Rangers went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Rayan Kolli asks to leave Queens Park Rangers

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Kader Dembélé is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.62 with 10 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Market

Only the photograph left for Sem Morales

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Sem Morales will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Queens Park Rangers the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Queens Park Rangers

Ilias Chair was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Yuki Nogami wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Queens Park Rangers know it.

Player ratings

One of those days for Rumarn Burrell

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.94, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Kader Dembélé in the eights

A performance of 8.88 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Ilias Chair

Successful dribbles: 16. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

175 Edition

The Queens Park Rangers Sentinel

3 Dec 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Reece Johnson leads the rout of Reading

4‑0, and Reece Johnson took the headlines on an afternoon when everything Queens Park Rangers tried came off. Days like this are retold all winter.

Market

Murphy Cooper puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Queens Park Rangers, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Murphy Cooper keeps Queens Park Rangers in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Jonathan Varane

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 24 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Squad

Ilias Chair in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Queens Park Rangers this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Richard Koné

Marked 9.56 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Reece Johnson in the eights

A performance of 9.27 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

One of those days for Kader Dembélé

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.57, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Martin Sekulić

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

174 Edition

The Queens Park Rangers Sentinel

26 Nov 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Murphy Cooper

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Esquerdinha asks to leave Queens Park Rangers

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Reece Johnson says Queens Park Rangers went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Only the photograph left for Alfie Lynskey

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Alfie Lynskey will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Queens Park Rangers the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Queens Park Rangers

Ilias Chair was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Kader Dembélé runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 22. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

No hiding place for Nicolas Madsen

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Nicolas Madsen, and the manager let it.

Match

Queens Park Rangers come up short against Sheffield

Sheffield left with the points after a 0‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Loan watch

Ridwan Hassan wants to come home

“I did not go to Hull City to sit and watch. I want to come back to Queens Park Rangers and fight for my place.” 1 appearances in 21 matches say the rest.

In brief

172 Edition

The Queens Park Rangers Sentinel

12 Nov 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Murphy Cooper

There were 15 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

Queens Park Rangers through in the cup

A 2‑1 win over Chelsea, and the draw for the next round can be watched with some interest for once.

Market

Sem Morales is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Queens Park Rangers is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Queens Park Rangers

Ilias Chair was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Reiss Russell-Denny

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Rayan Kolli

Marked 8.26 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

One of those days for David Hicks

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.01, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Kyreece Moore out for 37 days

The medical room confirms 37 days on the sidelines for Kyreece Moore, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Daniel Bennie

Successful dribbles: 15. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

171 Edition

The Queens Park Rangers Sentinel

5 Nov 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Elias Lenz puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Queens Park Rangers, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Koki Saito wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Queens Park Rangers hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Squad

Ilias Chair in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Queens Park Rangers this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Kader Dembélé is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.48 with 8 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Kader Dembélé

Marked 9.36 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

Queens Park Rangers get the job done against Bolton Wanderers

A 2‑1 win over Bolton Wanderers, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Ronnie Edwards

Marked 8.81 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

No hiding place for Murphy Cooper

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Murphy Cooper, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Richard Koné

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

167 Edition

The Queens Park Rangers Sentinel

8 Oct 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Elias Lenz asks to leave Queens Park Rangers

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

9 unbeaten for Queens Park Rangers

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 9 matches without defeat is a foundation Queens Park Rangers did not have in the autumn.

Squad

Ilias Chair in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Queens Park Rangers this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Ilias Chair runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 21. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Lars Ritzka stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Lars Ritzka and Queens Park Rangers agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Home is on Yuki Nogami's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Queens Park Rangers are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Match

Justin Obikwu the difference as Queens Park Rangers beat Middlesbrough

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Justin Obikwu. 3‑1 against Middlesbrough, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Player ratings

Koki Saito in the eights

A performance of 8.94 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

No hiding place for Murphy Cooper

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Murphy Cooper, and the manager let it.

In brief

165 Edition

The Queens Park Rangers Sentinel

24 Sep 2029
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

Queens Park Rangers march on in the cup

Bolton Wanderers are out and Queens Park Rangers go through, 2‑1 the final word. The bracket opens up a little, and everyone allows themselves a look at it.

Squad

Amadou Mbengue: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Queens Park Rangers have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Ilias Chair in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Queens Park Rangers this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Whatever happens, Queens Park Rangers do not lose

7 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Player ratings

One of those days for Ronnie Edwards

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.10, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Match

Queens Park Rangers get the job done against Rotherham United

A 2‑1 win over Rotherham United, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

Richard Koné in the eights

A performance of 8.95 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Rayan Kolli

Marked 8.91 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

One of those days for Kwame Poku

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.58, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

164 Edition

The Queens Park Rangers Sentinel

17 Sep 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Murphy Cooper

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Kwame Poku: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Queens Park Rangers have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Sem Morales hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Queens Park Rangers can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Queens Park Rangers

Ilias Chair was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Kader Dembélé

Marked 8.64 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Ilias Chair

Marked 8.58 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Rhys Norrington-Davies

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Queens Park Rangers share the spoils with Sunderland

A 1‑1 draw with Sunderland leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

Player ratings

Justin Obikwu keeps on missing

Shots: 12, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

In brief

163 Edition

The Queens Park Rangers Sentinel

10 Sep 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Jonathan Varane

Defensive actions: 28. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Market

Azael D'Alessandro asks to leave Queens Park Rangers

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Ilias Chair

Successful dribbles: 25. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Ilias Chair in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Queens Park Rangers this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Kader Dembélé

Marked 9.05 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Rumarn Burrell gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Queens Park Rangers see off Milton Keynes Dons

Three points for Queens Park Rangers, 2‑0 the final word against Milton Keynes Dons in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

Justin Obikwu in the eights

A performance of 8.27 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Loan watch

Daniel Bennie has seen enough of West Ham United

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at Queens Park Rangers, and 0 appearances in 13 say he has earned the hearing.

In brief

161 Edition

The Queens Park Rangers Sentinel

27 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Martin Sekulić: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Queens Park Rangers have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Murphy Cooper

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Charlie Warren puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Queens Park Rangers, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Ilias Chair in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Queens Park Rangers this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

One of those days for Justin Obikwu

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.13, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Sem Morales wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Queens Park Rangers know it.

Match

Honours even between Queens Park Rangers and Bristol City

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

Player ratings

Koki Saito keeps on missing

Shots: 7, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

Market

The Koki Saito talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Queens Park Rangers know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

160 Edition

The Queens Park Rangers Sentinel

20 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Murphy Cooper

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Sem Morales asks to leave Queens Park Rangers

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Sem Morales says Queens Park Rangers went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Queens Park Rangers say no — this time

The offer from Bolton Wanderers for Charlie Warren was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Tempers go at Queens Park Rangers

Ilias Chair was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Richard Koné sends Queens Park Rangers past Charlton Athletic

It finished 5‑3, and it was Richard Koné’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Queens Park Rangers.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Koki Saito

Marked 9.95 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

One of those days for Richard Koné

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.28, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Ilias Chair in the eights

A performance of 9.20 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

158 Edition

The Queens Park Rangers Sentinel

6 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Azael D'Alessandro puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Queens Park Rangers, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Koki Saito raises the bar for Queens Park Rangers

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Queens Park Rangers heard it as anything else.

Market

Only the photograph left for Alfie Lynskey

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Alfie Lynskey will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Queens Park Rangers the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Queens Park Rangers

Ilias Chair was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Loan watch

Ridwan Hassan has seen enough of Hull City

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at Queens Park Rangers, and 0 appearances in 5 say he has earned the hearing.

Squad

Murphy Cooper knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Queens Park Rangers, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

157 Edition

The Queens Park Rangers Sentinel

30 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Queens Park Rangers boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

Paul Smyth says Queens Park Rangers went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Steve Cook has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Queens Park Rangers they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Market

So close: Charlie Warren’s move dies late

The fee was agreed and the flight was looked at — and then the phone stopped ringing. Bolton Wanderers moved on, Charlie Warren reports back to Queens Park Rangers, and everybody pretends Monday is just Monday.

Squad

Ilias Chair in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Queens Park Rangers this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Richard Koné knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Queens Park Rangers, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

153 Edition

The Queens Park Rangers Sentinel

2 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Queens Park Rangers

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Queens Park Rangers is running low.

Market

Paul Smyth hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Queens Park Rangers can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Eyes on Justin Obikwu again

The phone has started ringing about Justin Obikwu again, and this time the name on the line is Universidad Catolica. Queens Park Rangers are listening politely and promising nothing.

Market

Steve Cook is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Queens Park Rangers is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Ilias Chair in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Queens Park Rangers this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

No hiding place for Davide Marfella

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Davide Marfella, and the manager let it.

In brief

151 Edition

The Queens Park Rangers Sentinel

18 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Charlie Warren hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Queens Park Rangers can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Paul Smyth says Queens Park Rangers went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Ilias Chair in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Queens Park Rangers this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

No hiding place for Murphy Cooper

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Murphy Cooper, and the manager let it.

Market

Bristol City expected to open talks for Charlie Warren

Both sides expect a conversation in the coming days. Queens Park Rangers will name a price, and everything after that is arithmetic.

Squad

Ronnie Edwards knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Ronnie Edwards trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

150 Edition

The Queens Park Rangers Sentinel

11 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Queens Park Rangers say no — this time

The offer from Everton for Murphy Cooper was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Reece Johnson: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Queens Park Rangers have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at Queens Park Rangers

Ilias Chair was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Queens Park Rangers sell Leon Scarlett for $340.0K

Leon Scarlett has left for Charlton Athletic in a $340.0K deal. The accountants are pleased; the supporters are less certain.

Squad

No hiding place for Richard Koné

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Richard Koné, and the manager let it.

Squad

Azael D'Alessandro wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Queens Park Rangers know it.

In brief

149 Edition

The Queens Park Rangers Sentinel

4 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

David Hicks hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Queens Park Rangers can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Steve Cook is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Queens Park Rangers is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

Murphy Cooper wants more than Queens Park Rangers are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Squad

Ilias Chair in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Queens Park Rangers this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Eyes on Daniel Bennie again

The phone has started ringing about Daniel Bennie again, and this time the name on the line is West Ham United. Queens Park Rangers are listening politely and promising nothing.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Amadou Mbengue

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

146 Edition

The Queens Park Rangers Sentinel

14 May 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Isak Alemayehu: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Queens Park Rangers have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Ilias Chair in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Queens Park Rangers this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Rumarn Burrell knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Queens Park Rangers, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

142 Edition

The Queens Park Rangers Sentinel

16 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Brayden Johnson says Queens Park Rangers went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Match

No end in sight to Queens Park Rangers's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Queens Park Rangers has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Ilias Chair in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Queens Park Rangers this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

A bad afternoon for Queens Park Rangers against Middlesbrough

1‑3 to Middlesbrough, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Ilias Chair is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.52 with 6 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Koki Saito

Successful dribbles: 20. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

138 Edition

The Queens Park Rangers Sentinel

19 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Ilias Chair in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Queens Park Rangers this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

No hiding place for Kwame Poku

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Kwame Poku, and the manager let it.

Squad

Lars Ritzka asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

137 Edition

The Queens Park Rangers Sentinel

12 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Queens Park Rangers tear Bolton Wanderers apart

Rarely has this fixture seen a display like it: 6‑0 against Bolton Wanderers, and it could have been more.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Murphy Cooper

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Kader Dembélé is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.53 with 16 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Market

Hugo Kissanga asks to leave Queens Park Rangers

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Only the photograph left for Steve Cook

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Steve Cook will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Queens Park Rangers the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Queens Park Rangers

Ilias Chair was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Kader Dembélé

Marked 10.00 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Koki Saito in the eights

A performance of 9.89 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Ronnie Edwards

Marked 9.47 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

136 Edition

The Queens Park Rangers Sentinel

5 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Paul Smyth keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Queens Park Rangers may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Richard Koné

11 goals and a season average of 7.54 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Squad

Ilias Chair stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Ilias Chair and Queens Park Rangers agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Market

Murphy Cooper wants more than Queens Park Rangers are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Squad

Ilias Chair in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Queens Park Rangers this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Richard Koné

Marked 8.65 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Ronnie Edwards in the eights

A performance of 8.38 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Ilias Chair runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 16. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

Honours even between Queens Park Rangers and Burnley

2‑2, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

In brief

134 Edition

The Queens Park Rangers Sentinel

19 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Queens Park Rangers say no — this time

The offer from Sanfrecce Hiroshima for Justin Obikwu was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Kader Dembélé is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.47 with 13 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Squad

Ilias Chair in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Queens Park Rangers this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Kader Dembélé

Marked 8.74 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Ilias Chair in the eights

A performance of 8.47 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Richard Koné

Successful dribbles: 18. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Home is on Azael D'Alessandro's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Queens Park Rangers are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

Costly mistake from Murphy Cooper

An error at the back is a moment; an error in goal is a goal. Murphy Cooper knows it, the crowd knew it instantly, and there was nobody behind him to make it anything else.

Match

Honours even between Queens Park Rangers and Huddersfield Town

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

In brief

133 Edition

The Queens Park Rangers Sentinel

12 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Murphy Cooper

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Kader Dembélé is carrying Queens Park Rangers

12 goals and a season average of 7.43. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

Tempers go at Queens Park Rangers

Ilias Chair was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Ridwan Hassan attracts admirers

The name of Ridwan Hassan has come up in conversations Queens Park Rangers were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Player ratings

One of those days for Kader Dembélé

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.68, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Kieran Morgan

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Ilias Chair runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 15. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

Kader Dembélé rescues a point for Queens Park Rangers

It needed Kader Dembélé to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against Leeds United, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

Market

Jonathan Varane linked with a move away

The name of Jonathan Varane keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Queens Park Rangers say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

132 Edition

The Queens Park Rangers Sentinel

5 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Murphy Cooper keeps Queens Park Rangers in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 11 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Koki Saito raises the bar for Queens Park Rangers

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Queens Park Rangers heard it as anything else.

Squad

Ilias Chair in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Queens Park Rangers this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Richard Koné

8 goals and a season average of 7.49 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Squad

Justin Obikwu gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Newcastle United take the points off Queens Park Rangers

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Player ratings

Richard Koné runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 14. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

The one thing Justin Obikwu could not do

Shots: 11, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

Market

The Koki Saito story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Koki Saito signs something — a contract at Queens Park Rangers or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

131 Edition

The Queens Park Rangers Sentinel

29 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Triumph

Squad

Murphy Cooper keeps Queens Park Rangers in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 10 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

Queens Park Rangers make it 5 in a row

Momentum is a hard thing to buy and an easy thing to lose, and right now Queens Park Rangers have 5 straight wins of it.

Market

Sem Morales hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Queens Park Rangers can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Queens Park Rangers

Ilias Chair was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Koki Saito is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.51 with 8 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Player ratings

One of those days for Ronnie Edwards

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.06, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Match

Queens Park Rangers get the job done against Birmingham

A 2‑1 win over Birmingham, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Richard Koné

Marked 8.97 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Sem Morales wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Queens Park Rangers know it.

In brief

129 Edition

The Queens Park Rangers Sentinel

15 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Jonathan Varane shuts the door

Defensive actions: 26, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Ilias Chair

Successful dribbles: 25. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Nobody wants to play Queens Park Rangers right now

3 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Squad

Tempers go at Queens Park Rangers

Ilias Chair was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Kader Dembélé is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.42 with 9 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Kader Dembélé

Marked 9.01 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Market

Eyes on Cian Dillon again

The phone has started ringing about Cian Dillon again, and this time the name on the line is Reading. Queens Park Rangers are listening politely and promising nothing.

Match

Kader Dembélé sends Queens Park Rangers past Milton Keynes Dons

It finished 1‑0, and it was Kader Dembélé’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Queens Park Rangers.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Kieran Morgan

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

125 Edition

The Queens Park Rangers Sentinel

18 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Murphy Cooper

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Sem Morales hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Queens Park Rangers can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Reece Johnson keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Queens Park Rangers may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Queens Park Rangers

Ilias Chair was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

6 unbeaten for Queens Park Rangers

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 6 matches without defeat is a foundation Queens Park Rangers did not have in the autumn.

Player ratings

Richard Koné in the eights

A performance of 8.90 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Koki Saito

Successful dribbles: 18. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Kieran Morgan

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Honours even between Queens Park Rangers and Derby County

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

In brief

124 Edition

The Queens Park Rangers Sentinel

11 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Murphy Cooper

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Kieran Morgan keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Queens Park Rangers may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Ilias Chair

Successful dribbles: 25. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Ilias Chair in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Queens Park Rangers this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Richard Koné in the eights

A performance of 9.03 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Queens Park Rangers lose Ridwan Hassan

30 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Match

Queens Park Rangers and Hull City take a point apiece

It finished 1‑1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Market

The Jonathan Varane story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Jonathan Varane signs something — a contract at Queens Park Rangers or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Player ratings

Koki Saito leaves them behind him

Shots: 6. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

In brief

123 Edition

The Queens Park Rangers Sentinel

4 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Murphy Cooper keeps Queens Park Rangers in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 10 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Murphy Cooper raises the bar for Queens Park Rangers

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Queens Park Rangers heard it as anything else.

Squad

Tempers go at Queens Park Rangers

Ilias Chair was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nicolas Madsen in the eights

A performance of 9.43 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Koki Saito sends Queens Park Rangers past Middlesbrough

It finished 2‑1, and it was Koki Saito’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Queens Park Rangers.

Squad

Koki Saito is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.45 with 7 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Player ratings

Koki Saito in the eights

A performance of 8.74 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

No hiding place for Kader Dembélé

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Kader Dembélé, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Kader Dembélé runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 15. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

122 Edition

The Queens Park Rangers Sentinel

27 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Ilias Chair in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Queens Park Rangers this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

One of those days for Ilias Chair

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.99, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Ilias Chair is carrying Queens Park Rangers

6 goals and a season average of 7.48. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

Justin Obikwu gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

One of those days for Nicolas Madsen

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.56, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Kader Dembélé

Successful dribbles: 17. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

117 Edition

The Queens Park Rangers Sentinel

23 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Murphy Cooper

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

5 matches without a win for Queens Park Rangers

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around Queens Park Rangers are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Tempers go at Queens Park Rangers

Ilias Chair was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

One of those days for Ronnie Edwards

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.60, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Ilias Chair

Marked 8.43 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Kader Dembélé

Marked 8.26 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

One of those days for Koki Saito

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.01, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Ilias Chair is carrying Queens Park Rangers

4 goals and a season average of 7.32. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Match

Ilias Chair rescues a point for Queens Park Rangers

It needed Ilias Chair to find the net to bring anything home at all: 2‑2 against Burnley, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

In brief

116 Edition

The Queens Park Rangers Sentinel

16 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Sem Morales hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Queens Park Rangers can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Murphy Cooper

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Sem Morales: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Queens Park Rangers have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Match

No end in sight to Queens Park Rangers's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Queens Park Rangers has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Ilias Chair in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Queens Park Rangers this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Kader Dembélé runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 21. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Murphy Cooper gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Richard Koné in the eights

A performance of 8.65 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Richard Koné rescues a point for Queens Park Rangers

It needed Richard Koné to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against Charlton Athletic, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

In brief

115 Edition

The Queens Park Rangers Sentinel

9 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Tempers go at Queens Park Rangers

Ilias Chair was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Kader Dembélé runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 21. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

No hiding place for Nicolas Madsen

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Nicolas Madsen, and the manager let it.

Match

A bad afternoon for Queens Park Rangers against Huddersfield Town

0‑2 to Huddersfield Town, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Home is on Azael D'Alessandro's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Queens Park Rangers are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Player ratings

A costly moment from Esquerdinha

One lapse, one goal, and ninety minutes of honest work counting for nothing. That is the job at Queens Park Rangers, and it is a cruel one.

In brief

110 Edition

The Queens Park Rangers Sentinel

4 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Kader Dembélé leads the rout of Milton Keynes Dons

5‑0, and Kader Dembélé took the headlines on an afternoon when everything Queens Park Rangers tried came off. Days like this are retold all winter.

Squad

Kader Dembélé takes the match ball home

3 goals in one afternoon from one man. The other players were also present, a witness confirmed.

Squad

Daniel Bennie keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Queens Park Rangers may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Matthias Köbbing is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Queens Park Rangers is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Match

Queens Park Rangers cannot stop winning

3 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Squad

Tempers go at Queens Park Rangers

Ilias Chair was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Jonathan Varane shuts the door

Defensive actions: 23, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Kader Dembélé

Marked 10.00 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Market

Murphy Cooper wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Queens Park Rangers hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

In brief

109 Edition

The Queens Park Rangers Sentinel

28 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Murphy Cooper

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Hevertton keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Queens Park Rangers may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Ilias Chair in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Queens Park Rangers this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Koki Saito

Marked 9.80 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

Queens Park Rangers get the job done against Blackburn Rovers

A 3‑2 win over Blackburn Rovers, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Ilias Chair

Marked 8.74 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

One of those days for Ronnie Edwards

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.69, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Brayden Johnson gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

The one thing Justin Obikwu could not do

Shots: 9, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

In brief

108 Edition

The Queens Park Rangers Sentinel

21 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Murphy Cooper

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Tempers go at Queens Park Rangers

Ilias Chair was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Queens Park Rangers see off Bristol City

Three points for Queens Park Rangers, 4‑2 the final word against Bristol City in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Squad

Richard Koné stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Richard Koné and Queens Park Rangers agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Ilias Chair

Marked 9.00 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Justin Obikwu gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Ronnie Edwards

Marked 8.57 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

One of those days for Kader Dembélé

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.52, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Koki Saito

Marked 8.25 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

107 Edition

The Queens Park Rangers Sentinel

14 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Justin Obikwu: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Queens Park Rangers have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Sem Morales asks to leave Queens Park Rangers

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Murphy Cooper keeps Queens Park Rangers in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Ilias Chair in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Queens Park Rangers this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Ilias Chair

Successful dribbles: 21. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Cian Dillon signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Cian Dillon commits to Queens Park Rangers for another 3 years.

In brief