Arkell Jude-Boyd

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28 Oct 2028
Saturday
Process

Marked for Arkell Jude-Boyd

113 Edition

The Bromley Courier

25 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Hélder Ribeiro damages knee ligaments — 26 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 26 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Bromley bow out of the cup

West Bromwich Albion go through and Bromley go home, 0‑1 the scoreline that did it. The dressing room will call the league the priority now, because that is what dressing rooms say.

Squad

Arkell Jude-Boyd stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Arkell Jude-Boyd and Bromley agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Match

A bad afternoon for Bromley against Oldham Athletic

1‑2 to Oldham Athletic, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Words exchanged at Bromley

Bruno Baldini and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Joshua Oluwayemi

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Marley Wilson falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

David Young: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 1‑2, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

The dugout

The plan did not have a place for Marvin Ekpiteta

Nobody at Bromley is suggesting he is out of form. The manager simply wanted somebody with a different set of qualities for ninety specific minutes, and there is nothing a player can train to fix that.

In brief

Back issues
111 Edition

The Bromley Courier

11 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Hélder Ribeiro out for 43 days

43 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Bromley lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Market

Mickel Miller hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Bromley can pretend not to have heard.

Transfer targets

Rio Hammond will not be coming to Bromley

Terms were offered and declined. Whether it was the wages, the role or the town, nobody at Aston Villa is saying, and nobody at Bromley is enjoying the guessing.

Squad

Joel Kerr signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Joel Kerr commits to Bromley for another 4 years.

Squad

Words exchanged at Bromley

James Maxwell and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Ryan Kavuma-McQueen

Bromley asked and Chelsea said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Marley Wilson falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Arkell Jude-Boyd gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Still no ink between Bromley and Cameron Ashia

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Bromley, another week without a signature from Cameron Ashia.

In brief

96 Edition

The Bromley Courier

29 May 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The dugout

Tom Watson keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Bromley may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Carlos Richards is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 22 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

Words at Bromley training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. James Maxwell is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Tempers go at Bromley

Ben Thompson was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

Bruno Baldini gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Bromley sign Patrik Sehnal, one for the future

Patrik Sehnal is 20, and Bromley have signed him for the player he will be rather than the one he is. The first team can wait; the point of a deal like this is the years it buys.

Squad

Patrik Sehnal signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Patrik Sehnal commits to Bromley for another 4 years.

Market

Bromley and Arkell Jude-Boyd are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Market

The Bruno Baldini question follows Bromley around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Bruno Baldini’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

30 Edition

The Cheltenham Town Courier

22 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

3 matches without a goal for Cheltenham Town

The chances are being made and something is happening between the making and the finishing. 3 matches now, and the anxiety in the ground arrives a little earlier every week.

Transfer targets

Cheltenham Town rebuffed over Alysson Edward

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Aston Villa have kept their man, and Cheltenham Town go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Match

A bad afternoon for Cheltenham Town against Milton Keynes Dons

0‑1 to Milton Keynes Dons, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

No place for Alex Cairns on the big day

He found out with everybody else, an hour before kick-off, from a sheet of paper on a wall. Nobody at Cheltenham Town pretended it was anything other than a decision about him.

Player ratings

Keanan Bennetts was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 16. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

The dugout

Benjamin Mitchell faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Benjamin Mitchell after 0‑1, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

Squad

A row about effort at Cheltenham Town

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Will Dickson was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Lenny Sylla in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Cheltenham Town this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Kyle Bartley suspended

One booking too many, and Kyle Bartley sits out. Cheltenham Town lose him for the sort of avoidable reason that makes a manager's week longer.

In brief

29 Edition

The Cheltenham Town Courier

15 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

6 unbeaten for Cheltenham Town

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 6 matches without defeat is a foundation Cheltenham Town did not have in the autumn.

Squad

Words at Cheltenham Town training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Andreas Weimann is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Mark McGuinness

Cheltenham Town asked and Sheffield United said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Callum Burton

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Keanan Bennetts was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 15. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Player ratings

Arkell Jude-Boyd stands above it all

Some games turn on a moment; this one turned on a man. 7.12 on the card, and the Cheltenham Town support went home talking about one name.

Squad

Tempers go at Cheltenham Town

Lenny Sylla was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We did not lose. Some weeks that is all you get, and I would rather have the point than not.” Benjamin Mitchell chose the glass-half-full version of 0‑0; the supporters left with the other one.

The dugout

Josh Andrews knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Josh Andrews trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

24 Edition

The Cheltenham Town Courier

11 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Joe Johnson, 21, plays like he has been here for years — 7.74

A mark of 7.74 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 21-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Market

Arkell Jude-Boyd hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Cheltenham Town can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

The step up is real for Brian Madjo

At 18 he is doing things this season that he could not do last season, and doing them every week. Form comes and goes; this has stayed long enough to be called something else.

Transfer targets

Jahnoah Markelo due for a Cheltenham Town medical

Everything agreed with Coventry City, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Squad

Kyle Bartley stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Kyle Bartley and Cheltenham Town agree another 1 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Transfer targets

Reading tell Cheltenham Town: Daniel Kyerewaa is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

The terraces

One of their own: Joe Johnson

He is 21 and the ground already sings his name, which is a thing that happens to local boys and almost never to signings. Everything from here is measured against an affection he did nothing to earn except be from here.

Market

Cheltenham Town promote Joseph Barnes from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Joseph Barnes has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

Market

Cheltenham Town promote Stephen Mitchell from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Stephen Mitchell has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

In brief