Brinder Singh

Attacking Midfielder (R) - Mjondalen
8 Mar 2027
Monday
Process

Marked for Brinder Singh

26 Edition

The Mjondalen Chronicle

25 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at Mjondalen has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Match

Mjondalen are in real trouble now

Position 16, 6 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Squad

A falling-out at Mjondalen

David Hickson and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 125% of the Mjondalen income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

The dugout

Tobias Flem asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

The dugout

No hiding place for Erik Kristiansen

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Erik Kristiansen, and the manager let it.

Market

The Tobias Flem question follows Mjondalen around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Tobias Flem’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

The dugout

The manager makes Brinder Singh a promise

Nothing in writing and nothing in public: a word about playing time, given face to face at Mjondalen. The team sheets over the next month will show whether it was worth having.

The dugout

Oliver Midtgård keeps his manager's vote

The message was aimed at the stands as much as the dressing room: Oliver Midtgård plays, and the argument is closed until the manager decides otherwise.

In brief

Back issues
23 Edition

The Mjondalen Chronicle

4 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Jonas Elyounoussi is out at Mjondalen

Four paragraphs on the club website, none of them about football. The board thanked him, wished him well, and had the search under way before the page went up.

The dugout

Mikkel Søfeldt says Mjondalen went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Boardroom

Morten Lien minds the shop at Mjondalen

“I am not thinking past Saturday, and I would advise nobody else to.” The caretaker’s first rule is to pretend the job is small; Morten Lien recited it perfectly.

Squad

Tempers go at Mjondalen

Peder Klausen was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

Mjondalen pay $15.1K to end Jonas Elyounoussi's contract

The bill for the sacking has arrived. Jonas Elyounoussi leaves with $15.1K for the time left on his deal, and that money buys the club nothing it can put on the pitch.

The dugout

A fresh start for Thomas Grøgaard under the new man

Nothing resets a career like somebody arriving who did not pick the side last season. Thomas Grøgaard has taken the hint, and Mjondalen are getting a version of him the previous regime had stopped seeing.

The dugout

No hiding place for Brinder Singh

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Brinder Singh, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Peder Klausen knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Mjondalen, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

Mathias Bringaker leaves for nothing

Contract settled, hands shaken, no fee changing hands. Mathias Bringaker leaves Mjondalen the quiet way, and the wage bill breathes a little easier.

In brief

20 Edition

The Mjondalen Chronicle

14 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Tempers go at Mjondalen

David Hickson was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

Tobias Flem knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Mjondalen, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

The David Hickson talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Mjondalen know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

The dugout

Ware Peter Natana gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Ware Peter Natana is on it.

Squad

Keerat Singh Mann wants out of the dugout

“I did not sign to watch. Nobody does.” The oldest complaint in the game, and Mjondalen will have to answer it with minutes or with a move.

The dugout

A door opens for Brinder Singh

He asked about his future and was given an answer with minutes in it. The manager has now made a promise in a building where promises are remembered, and the clock on it has started.

In brief

19 Edition

The Mjondalen Chronicle

7 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Mjondalen

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Mjondalen is running low.

Boardroom

Mjondalen spell it out for Jonas Elyounoussi

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Jonas Elyounoussi has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Market

Mathias Bringaker is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Mjondalen is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

David Hickson in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Mjondalen this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Mjondalen training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Tobias Bjørnebye is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Nickolay Årsbog

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

The manager's exit leaves Thomas Grøgaard exposed

Every squad has men who were signed by a particular manager and men who were merely inherited. Thomas Grøgaard is in the first group, and the man who wanted him here is no longer in the building.

Squad

Keerat Singh Mann slips down the pecking order

The demotion a club never announces and a dressing room always notices. Keerat Singh Mann is further from the side than he was, and the reason will not be given until he asks.

The dugout

Tobias Flem asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

18 Edition

The Mjondalen Chronicle

30 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Mjondalen are in real trouble now

Position 16, 6 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Mjondalen board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

The dugout

Erik Kristiansen says Mjondalen went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Thomas Grøgaard in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Mjondalen this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

Wages eat 146% of everything Mjondalen earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

The dugout

No hiding place for Brinder Singh

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Brinder Singh, and the manager let it.

Squad

Words at Mjondalen training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Tobias Bjørnebye is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Ridouan Essaeh knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Ridouan Essaeh trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Squad

Thomas Grøgaard has seen what the next man earns

Numbers do not stay secret in a dressing room and never have. He is not asking for more than he is worth; he is asking why somebody beside him is worth more, and at Mjondalen that is a harder question to answer.

In brief

14 Edition

The Mjondalen Chronicle

2 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Anger at Mjondalen spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Match

Mjondalen sink to position 15

6 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 146% of the Mjondalen income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

Player ratings

Both jobs done by David Hickson — 6.62

A midfielder is measured on whether the team functions when he is on the pitch, which is nearly impossible to see and completely obvious in retrospect. 10 actions, 6.62, and a manager who will not be substituting him again in a hurry.

Squad

A falling-out at Mjondalen

Kweku Kekeli and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Kweku Kekeli slips down the pecking order

The demotion a club never announces and a dressing room always notices. Kweku Kekeli is further from the side than he was, and the reason will not be given until he asks.

The dugout

The form table has caught Storm Strand-Kolbjørnsen

Somebody else has been better, the manager has said so with a team sheet, and there is no argument to be had. He will get the shirt back the only way it can be got back.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Brinder Singh

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Markus Ottesen was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 14. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

In brief

13 Edition

The Mjondalen Chronicle

26 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

At last: Mjondalen win one

11 matches without a win, and then this, against Hødd. Relief is a strange noise in a football ground and it was the only noise at the end.

The dugout

Brinder Singh keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Mjondalen may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Words exchanged at Mjondalen

David Hickson and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Player ratings

Oliver Rotihaug runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 21. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

Mjondalen find a way past Hødd

Hødd made Mjondalen work for it, but the scoreboard read 1‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Squad

A row about effort at Mjondalen

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Kweku Kekeli was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Mjondalen keep their word to Storm Strand-Kolbjørnsen

Clubs make promises constantly and the page usually only hears about them when they are broken. This one was honoured, and the dressing room noticed that faster than any supporter did.

The dugout

Jonas Elyounoussi has his say

“We earned that. I asked them for a reaction and I got one, and now I want the same again on Saturday.” Jonas Elyounoussi on a 1‑0 afternoon that pleased him more than he was prepared to show.

The dugout

No hiding place for Erik Kristiansen

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Erik Kristiansen, and the manager let it.

In brief