Mitch Apau

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25 Dec 2028
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Process
123 Edition

The Slonim Herald

4 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Leeyon Phelan asks to leave Slonim

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Ilya Lebedev has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Slonim they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Mitch Apau signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Mitch Apau commits to Slonim for another 2 years.

In brief

Back issues
120 Edition

The Slonim Herald

13 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Danila Antonov has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Slonim they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Mitch Apau out for 15 days

The medical room confirms 15 days on the sidelines for Mitch Apau, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Giorgi Todua

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

117 Edition

The Slonim Herald

23 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Slonim boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Match

Slonim are in real trouble now

Position 13, 16 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Squad

Danila Antonov gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Denis Miskevich asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

Danila Antonov placed on the list

Slonim have made Danila Antonov available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

Market

The Marat Kalinchenko talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Slonim know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

114 Edition

The Slonim Herald

2 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Slonim put Egor Sivakov on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Boardroom

214% of the income goes out in wages at Slonim

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Squad

Dmitry Miller gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Still no signature from Mitch Apau

4 months left and the two sides are nowhere near each other. Every week this drags on takes money off what Slonim could get for him.

Market

Marat Kalinchenko placed on the list

Slonim have made Marat Kalinchenko available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

Squad

Zack Henry knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Slonim, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

110 Edition

The Slonim Herald

4 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Wages eat 216% of everything Slonim earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Market

Uni-X Labs expected to open talks for Danila Antonov

Both sides expect a conversation in the coming days. Slonim will name a price, and everything after that is arithmetic.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Ilya Lebedev

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Still no signature from Mitch Apau

5 months left and the two sides are nowhere near each other. Every week this drags on takes money off what Slonim could get for him.

Squad

Denis Miskevich asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Squad

Zikrula Abdurakhmanov named in the team of the week

A rating of 7.01 was enough for the selectors, and nobody who watched the match is going to argue with them.

In brief

109 Edition

The Slonim Herald

28 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Slonim sink to position 13

16 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Slonim

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Market

Vladimir Dziov hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Slonim can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Mitch Apau

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Slonim see off Ostrovets

Three points for Slonim, 1-0 the final word against Ostrovets in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Market

Danila Antonov attracts admirers

The name of Danila Antonov has come up in conversations Slonim were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

In brief

106 Edition

The Slonim Herald

7 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

9 points gone: Slonim in administration

This is the morning a town finds out what the accounts have been doing while it watched the football. The debt gets written down to something payable, and the football pays for it in points.

Squad

Danila Antonov says Slonim went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Boardroom

The owner puts $99.9K into Slonim

This is money that keeps the lights on rather than money that buys a centre-half, and the difference is the whole story. A club funded by its owner rather than by its football has exactly one conversation left ahead of it.

Boardroom

Wages eat 202% of everything Slonim earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Match

Slonim get the job done against Osipovichi

A 1-0 win over Osipovichi, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Squad

Maxim Klunok stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Maxim Klunok and Slonim agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

102 Edition

The Slonim Herald

10 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Wages eat 188% of everything Slonim earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Boardroom

Slonim are $6.3M in the red

The borrowing is past what the bank agreed, which is the line where a debt stops being how football is financed and starts being a problem. Every phone-in in this town will quote the figure for the next five years.

Match

Honours even between Slonim and Niva

1-1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Marat Kalinchenko

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Still no signature from Mitch Apau

7 months left and the two sides are nowhere near each other. Every week this drags on takes money off what Slonim could get for him.

Squad

Marat Kalinchenko has company in his position

The competition arrived without a word said to him about it. Marat Kalinchenko keeps the shirt for now, at Slonim's convenience rather than his own.

In brief

97 Edition

The Slonim Herald

5 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Slonim are in real trouble now

Position 12, 10 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Match

No end in sight to Slonim's wait for a win

6 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Slonim has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

Danila Antonov has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Slonim they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Stepan Gomonov signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Stepan Gomonov commits to Slonim for another 4 years.

Boardroom

$58.8K of the owner's money at Slonim

The shortfall was covered from upstairs again. Supporters are entitled to be relieved and entitled to ask what happens the month it is not, and both feelings usually arrive together.

Match

A bad afternoon for Slonim against Arsenal Dzerzhinsk

1-2 to Arsenal Dzerzhinsk, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Mitch Apau

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Dmitry Miller makes his debut at 22

At 22 years old, Dmitry Miller became the latest name off the academy production line to be handed a senior shirt.

Squad

Marat Kalinchenko is off the mark for Slonim

The first one is the one every signing is asked about until it arrives. It has arrived, and he can stop being asked.

In brief

91 Edition

The Slonim Herald

24 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Ilya Lebedev is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Slonim is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Mitch Apau

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Slonim see off Bumprom Gomel

Three points for Slonim, 1-0 the final word against Bumprom Gomel in a contest settled by the finer margins.

In brief

90 Edition

The Slonim Herald

17 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Denis Miskevich keeps Slonim in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Slonim lose Stepan Gomonov

42 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Egor Petrov

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

85 Edition

The Slonim Herald

13 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

9 matches without a win for Slonim

The run now stands at 9, and the questions being asked around Slonim are no longer polite ones.

Market

Danila Antonov has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Slonim they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Match

A bad afternoon for Slonim against Lokomotiv Gomel

0-1 to Lokomotiv Gomel, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Dmitriy Sai gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Talks stall between Slonim and Kirill Krutorozhkin

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

Market

Marat Kalinchenko placed on the list

Slonim have made Marat Kalinchenko available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

In brief

81 Edition

The Slonim Herald

14 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Slonim

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Market

Danila Antonov has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Slonim they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Slonim lose Yauhen Balanovich

26 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

In brief

80 Edition

The Slonim Herald

7 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Mitch Apau stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Mitch Apau and Slonim agree another 1 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Boardroom

The owner puts $23.2K into Slonim

This is money that keeps the lights on rather than money that buys a centre-half, and the difference is the whole story. A club funded by its owner rather than by its football has exactly one conversation left ahead of it.

Squad

Zack Henry gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

75 Edition

The Slonim Herald

3 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Egor Sivakov has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Slonim can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Market

Ilya Lebedev has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Slonim they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Boardroom

The owner puts $16.1K into Slonim

This is money that keeps the lights on rather than money that buys a centre-half, and the difference is the whole story. A club funded by its owner rather than by its football has exactly one conversation left ahead of it.

Boardroom

Slonim cannot sign anybody

The embargo bars a fee being paid for a player, whatever the manager thinks the squad needs. Every rumour printed about this club between now and its lifting is a rumour about a deal that cannot happen.

Market

Slonim put Marat Kalinchenko up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Marat Kalinchenko may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

Squad

Denis Miskevich asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

71 Edition

The Slonim Herald

6 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Ilya Lebedev has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Slonim they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Mitch Apau stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Mitch Apau and Slonim agree another 1 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Boardroom

The owner puts $8.1K into Slonim

This is money that keeps the lights on rather than money that buys a centre-half, and the difference is the whole story. A club funded by its owner rather than by its football has exactly one conversation left ahead of it.

In brief

63 Edition

The Slonim Herald

11 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Ilya Lebedev has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Slonim they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Slonim lose Viktor Berg

56 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

Mitch Apau stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Mitch Apau and Slonim agree another 1 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

62 Edition

The Slonim Herald

4 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Slonim put Egor Sivakov on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Match

Slonim sink to position 11

22 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

Leeyon Phelan hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Slonim can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Slonim lose Mitch Apau

26 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

Mitch Apau signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Mitch Apau commits to Slonim for another 1 years.

Boardroom

Wages eat 209% of everything Slonim earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Boardroom

The Slonim debt reaches $4.0M

Football clubs borrow; that is not the story. Borrowing more than the facility allows is, because from here it is the owner's money or somebody else's decision, and neither of those belongs to the board.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Denis Miskevich

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Stepan Gomonov asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

58 Edition

The Slonim Herald

6 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Slonim sink to position 11

22 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

Leeyon Phelan hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Slonim can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Slonim lose Mitch Apau

54 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Boardroom

Wages eat 213% of everything Slonim earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Vladimir Dziov

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Mitch Apau runs his contract down

5 months remain and no agreement is close. Every week without a signature costs Slonim money.

In brief

54 Edition

The Slonim Herald

9 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Slonim are in real trouble now

Position 11, 21 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Dmitriy Sai asks to leave Slonim

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Ilya Lebedev says Slonim went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Match

5 matches without a win for Slonim

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around Slonim are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Slonim lose Mitch Apau

82 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Boardroom

166% of the income goes out in wages at Slonim

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Match

A bad afternoon for Slonim against Baranovichi

0-1 to Baranovichi, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Dmitriy Vechorko gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Lokomotiv Gomel are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. Slonim will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

In brief

50 Edition

The Slonim Herald

12 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Dmitriy Sai asks to leave Slonim

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Slonim lose Mitch Apau

110 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Boardroom

Wages eat 191% of everything Slonim earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Market

Danila Antonov attracts admirers

The name of Danila Antonov has come up in conversations Slonim were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Squad

Egor Petrov gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Slonim share the spoils with Ostrovets

A 1-1 draw with Ostrovets leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

In brief

46 Edition

The Slonim Herald

14 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Roman Mushulov asks to leave Slonim

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Ivan Semin says Slonim went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Slonim lose Mitch Apau

138 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Boardroom

259% of the income goes out in wages at Slonim

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Mitch Apau

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

A bad afternoon for Slonim against Orsha

0-1 to Orsha, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

In brief

39 Edition

The Slonim Herald

26 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Zack Henry asks to leave Slonim

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Dmitriy Vechorko

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Slonim and Lida take a point apiece

It finished 1-1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Boardroom

Slonim counting the cost

The accounts make uncomfortable reading. Wages first and ambition second is the order of business at Slonim now.

Squad

Mitch Apau asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Squad

Zikrula Abdurakhmanov finally opens his account

He wheeled away like a man who had been carrying it for months, because he had. Slonim have their signing off the mark and one press-conference question retired.

In brief

38 Edition

The Slonim Herald

19 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Roman Mushulov hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Slonim can pretend not to have heard.

Match

Slonim come up short against Bumprom Gomel

Bumprom Gomel left with the points after a 1-2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Boardroom

Wages eat 269% of everything Slonim earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Squad

Mitch Apau gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

Slonim are $2.2M in the red

The borrowing is past what the bank agreed, which is the line where a debt stops being how football is financed and starts being a problem. Every phone-in in this town will quote the figure for the next five years.

Squad

Hamidou Ba knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Slonim, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

Slonim put Haruki Saruta up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Haruki Saruta may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

Squad

Artem Trushinskiy unhappy with how he is being used

Asked to play a role that is not his, or taken off before the hour once too often — Artem Trushinskiy has let it be known that he does not like the way Slonim are using him. Managers hear this long before the press does.

Market

The Ilya Lebedev talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Slonim know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

33 Edition

The Slonim Herald

15 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Roman Mushulov asks to leave Slonim

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

7 matches without a win for Slonim

The run now stands at 7, and the questions being asked around Slonim are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Denis Miskevich: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Slonim have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Mitch Apau

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Slonim come up short against Orsha

Orsha left with the points after a 0-1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Market

Marat Kalinchenko linked with a move away

The name of Marat Kalinchenko keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Slonim say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

30 Edition

The Slonim Herald

22 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

336% of the income goes out in wages at Slonim

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Kirill Krutorozhkin

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Hamidou Ba knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Slonim, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

28 Edition

The Slonim Herald

8 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Mitch Apau stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Mitch Apau and Slonim agree another 1 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Market

A long bet from Slonim on James Ward

He is 19, and nobody at Slonim signed him for this season. Deals like this are judged in four years, by people who may not still be in the building.

Market

A long bet from Slonim on Gabriano Shelton

He is 18, and nobody at Slonim signed him for this season. Deals like this are judged in four years, by people who may not still be in the building.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Alexandr Turuk

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Somebody is after Mitch Apau’s shirt

A new face in his position, and Mitch Apau suddenly has to win back what he thought he owned. Slonim have promised nothing — clubs rarely do at this stage.

Market

The Marat Kalinchenko talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Slonim know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

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The Slonim Herald

1 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Alexandr Chizh hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Slonim can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Mitch Apau out for 15 days

The medical room confirms 15 days on the sidelines for Mitch Apau, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

Mitch Apau signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Mitch Apau commits to Slonim for another 1 years.

Squad

Alexandr Konev gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Slonim sign Zack Henry, one for the future

Zack Henry is 19, and Slonim have signed him for the player he will be rather than the one he is. The first team can wait; the point of a deal like this is the years it buys.

Market

Slonim sign Archie Taylor, one for the future

Archie Taylor is 19, and Slonim have signed him for the player he will be rather than the one he is. The first team can wait; the point of a deal like this is the years it buys.

In brief