Dirk Abels

Right Back - Grasshopper
11 Dec 2028
Monday
Process

Marked for Dirk Abels

118 Edition

The Grasshopper Post

30 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Grasshopper out of the cup

Sion ended it 0‑1. The season narrows to the league now, and everyone in the ground knew it before the final whistle.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Grasshopper

Position 11 and 11 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Player ratings

Filipe de Carvalho was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 32. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

The dugout

Florian Hoxha: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Grasshopper have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Match

4 matches without a win for Grasshopper

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Grasshopper are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Tim Drexler in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Grasshopper this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Grasshopper training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Matheus Savio is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

The decline has begun for Mergim Qarri

Everybody saw it before anybody said it. At 33 the numbers say 3 points down on what he was, and the question for Grasshopper is how to handle a man they owe a great deal.

The dugout

Dirk Abels gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

Back issues
117 Edition

The Grasshopper Post

23 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Matheus Savio runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 33. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

Vincent Sierro, 33, rolls back the years — 8.08

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.08 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Market

Florian Hoxha puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Grasshopper, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

A falling-out at Grasshopper

Hassane Imourane and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Matheus Savio falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Ismajl Beka gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

A promise honoured at Grasshopper

Something was said to Yael Trepy and then it happened. In this industry that passes for remarkable, and the dressing room noticed faster than any supporter could.

Match

Grasshopper share the spoils with Sion

A 1‑1 draw with Sion leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

The dugout

Dirk Abels dropped after a run of poor form

The one version of being left out a player cannot argue with, and the one he takes worst. Somebody else has been better and the team sheet says so, in public, every week until it changes.

In brief

  • The dugout The manager’s verdict
  • Squad “I want to play”: Ismajl Beka speaks
  • Market Julian von Moos linked with a move away
114 Edition

The Grasshopper Post

2 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Every point is an argument now for Grasshopper

Position 10 and 10 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Squad

7 saves: Tiago Pereira Cardoso was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 7 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

The dugout

Bafodé Dansoko: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Grasshopper have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tim Drexler in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Grasshopper this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Grasshopper

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Matheus Savio was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Loan watch

Luke Plange: I did not sign for Grasshopper to play for other people

“Every summer it is another club, another set of team-mates, another manager to convince. I have done all that. Now I want a pre-season at Grasshopper and a proper look at me.” He remains Aarau’s player until the spell runs out — but the argument is with the club that owns him.

Squad

A step back for Bafodé Dansoko at Grasshopper

Somebody has moved past him. It is not a dropping and it is worse than one, because a dropping is about a Saturday and this is about where he stands.

Market

Simone Stroscio is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Grasshopper has been clear about where Simone Stroscio stands, which is more than many ever get.

The dugout

No hiding place for Marwane Hajij

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Marwane Hajij, and the manager let it.

In brief

112 Edition

The Grasshopper Post

18 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Vincent Sierro asks to leave Grasshopper

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Marcel Benger is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Grasshopper is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Words at Grasshopper training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Matheus Savio is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Tempers go at Grasshopper

Marcel Benger was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

A bad afternoon for Grasshopper against Basel

1‑2 to Basel, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

Tiago Pereira Cardoso gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Grasshopper keep their word to Tiago Pereira Cardoso

Clubs make promises constantly and the page usually only hears about them when they are broken. This one was honoured, and the dressing room noticed that faster than any supporter did.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We will look at it, we will learn from it, and we go again.” The three sentences every manager keeps for a 1‑2 defeat, delivered by Cedric Schär to a room that had heard them before.

The dugout

Somebody else is better right now than Dirk Abels

The team sheet says it in public every week until it changes. The only version of being dropped a footballer cannot argue with, and the one he takes hardest.

In brief

108 Edition

The Grasshopper Post

21 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

The dugout

Matheus Savio says Grasshopper went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Only the photograph left for Marcel Benger

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Marcel Benger will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Grasshopper the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Match

The wait goes on for Grasshopper

5 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Transfer targets

Peter Kiedl turns down Grasshopper

The clubs had agreed and the player had not. A snub, and a public one: Sturm Graz keep him, and the supporters here are left wondering what he had heard about the place.

Match

4 matches without a goal for Grasshopper

The chances are being made and something is happening between the making and the finishing. 4 matches now, and the anxiety in the ground arrives a little earlier every week.

Squad

Gabriel Sigua in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Grasshopper this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Matheus Savio falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Cremonese tell Grasshopper: Frank Tsadjout is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Match

A bad afternoon for Grasshopper against Young Boys

0‑1 to Young Boys, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

In brief

107 Edition

The Grasshopper Post

14 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Anger at Grasshopper spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Market

Dirk Abels asks to leave Grasshopper

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

No end in sight to Grasshopper's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Grasshopper has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Tim Drexler in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Grasshopper this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

3 matches without a goal for Grasshopper

The chances are being made and something is happening between the making and the finishing. 3 matches now, and the anxiety in the ground arrives a little earlier every week.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Maximilian Entrup

Grasshopper asked and Rapid Wien said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Market

Maximilian Ullmann told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Maximilian Ullmann has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Grasshopper.

Squad

A row about effort at Grasshopper

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Lamine Fomba was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

No hiding place for Lamine Fomba

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Lamine Fomba, and the manager let it.

In brief

103 Edition

The Grasshopper Post

17 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at Grasshopper has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Match

Grasshopper are in real trouble now

Position 10, 22 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Josué puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Grasshopper, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Words exchanged at Grasshopper

Hassane Imourane and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Grasshopper

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Matheus Savio was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Christian Tommasini

Grasshopper asked and Lecce said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Market

No place for Dirk Abels in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Dirk Abels has his answer from Grasshopper; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

Squad

No place for Gabriel Sigua in the new shape

He is not being dropped. There is simply nowhere in the formation Grasshopper are playing to put a man who does what he does, which is a harder thing to be told than any team sheet.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Jacopo Pellegrini is in the works

Grasshopper have made the call to Union Brescia. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

In brief

91 Edition

The Grasshopper Post

24 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at Grasshopper has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Grasshopper

Position 10 and 22 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Squad

Words at Grasshopper training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ondřej Lingr is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

A muscle injury and 14 days out for Mario Fernandes

The most common injury in the game and the most rushed back from. Grasshopper will quote 14 days and will be careful with it, because the second one is always worse than the first.

The dugout

Dirk Abels gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Julian von Moos asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

The Julian von Moos talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Grasshopper know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

The dugout

The manager makes Giuseppe Cuomo a promise

Nothing in writing and nothing in public: a word about playing time, given face to face at Grasshopper. The team sheets over the next month will show whether it was worth having.

Squad

Questions about Remo Aebischer on the training pitch

The standards have slipped, and in a building where everybody watches everybody it has not gone unremarked. This is how a player loses a place before he loses one.

In brief

74 Edition

The Grasshopper Post

27 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A row about effort at Grasshopper

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Nikolas Muci was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

3 matches without a goal for Grasshopper

The chances are being made and something is happening between the making and the finishing. 3 matches now, and the anxiety in the ground arrives a little earlier every week.

Market

Mergim Qarri is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Grasshopper has been clear about where Mergim Qarri stands, which is more than many ever get.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Mergim Qarri

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Loan watch

Mario Rieder counts the days

“I watch every Grasshopper game from here. That says everything about where my head is.” The loan at Amstetten runs its course, but his heart never made the trip.

Player ratings

Dirk Abels stands above it all

Some games turn on a moment; this one turned on a man. 7.26 on the card, and the Grasshopper support went home talking about one name.

The dugout

When it matters, Julian von Moos plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

Hassane Imourane asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We did not lose. Some weeks that is all you get, and I would rather have the point than not.” Breel Okafor chose the glass-half-full version of 0‑0; the supporters left with the other one.

In brief

62 Edition

The Grasshopper Post

4 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Grasshopper do the business in Europe

1‑1. Continental football is where a club finds out what it actually is, and Grasshopper came through the finding-out well against AVS.

Match

Still nobody has beaten Grasshopper

The unbeaten run reaches 11. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Squad

Justin Hammel keeps Grasshopper in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Dorian Derbaci goes up and wins it — 7.42

A defender on the scoresheet, which happens rarely enough that everybody in the ground remembers who took the corner. 1 for him, and a mark of 7.42 for the rest of it.

Squad

Mergim Qarri stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Mergim Qarri and Grasshopper agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Words at Grasshopper training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Nikolas Muci is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Lee Young-Jun the difference as Grasshopper beat Lausanne-Sport

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Lee Young-Jun. 1‑0 against Lausanne-Sport, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Squad

A falling-out at Grasshopper

Giuseppe Cuomo and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Player ratings

Dirk Abels shuts the door

Defensive actions: 18, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

In brief

59 Edition

The Grasshopper Post

13 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Grasshopper board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

Match

Grasshopper are in real trouble now

Position 10, 7 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Squad

Bafodé Dansoko gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Bafodé Dansoko has just signed for Grasshopper, and for once the answer mattered.

Squad

Nikolas Muci in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Grasshopper this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Still nobody has beaten Grasshopper

The unbeaten run reaches 6. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Match

Grasshopper cannot find the net

3 games without scoring. Strikers stop looking up, midfielders take the extra touch, and every shot that clears the bar is followed by a groan that has been building since the last goal.

Squad

A row about effort at Grasshopper

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Allan Arigoni was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

The decline has begun for Benito Yllaconza

Everybody saw it before anybody said it. At 36 the numbers say 3 points down on what he was, and the question for Grasshopper is how to handle a man they owe a great deal.

The dugout

No hiding place for Dirk Abels

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Dirk Abels, and the manager let it.

In brief