Jerdy Schouten

Central Defender - PSV
29 Oct 2037
Thursday
Process

Marked for Jerdy Schouten

587 Edition

The PSV Chronicle

26 Oct 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Jerdy Schouten damages knee ligaments — 173 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 173 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

A European night to remember for PSV

2‑0 against Zulte Waregem, under lights, against people who do not speak the same language as the crowd. These are the evenings a club measures its decade in, and there are never as many of them as anybody expects.

Squad

A fracture rules Floris Bos out for 32 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason PSV will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Rome-Jayden Owusu-Oduro

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Couhaib Driouech, 35, rolls back the years — 9.19

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 9.19 at 35, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Lino Sousa says PSV went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Player ratings

Tygo Land was immovable

23 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

Match

Ruben van Bommel among the goals in a wild afternoon

6 goals in one match, Ruben van Bommel on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of PSV and Ajax.

Player ratings

Wassim Bouziane in the eights

A performance of 9.12 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

Back issues
586 Edition

The PSV Chronicle

19 Oct 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

PSV tear De Graafschap apart

Rarely has this fixture seen a display like it: 4‑1 against De Graafschap, and it could have been more.

Squad

A fracture rules Floris Bos out for 41 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason PSV will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Player ratings

Couhaib Driouech, 35, rolls back the years — 9.32

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 9.32 at 35, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Wassim Bouziane in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at PSV this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Rome-Jayden Owusu-Oduro falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Jerdy Schouten gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Wassim Bouziane

Marked 9.17 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Rafael Camacho at his very best

Marked 8.82. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at PSV.

Player ratings

One of those days for Bright van Dijk

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.57, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

562 Edition

The PSV Chronicle

4 May 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Wessel Kuhn out for 127 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason PSV will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Jerdy Schouten has been here 13 seasons

584 appearances across 13 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Market

Wassim Bouziane wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at PSV hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

In brief

  • Squad Couhaib Driouech in a row with a teammate
  • Squad Words at PSV training over how hard people work
  • Boardroom PSV keep producing them
  • Boardroom The PSV board choose calm
553 Edition

The PSV Chronicle

2 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Rome-Jayden Owusu-Oduro

There were 10 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Wassim Bouziane

20 goals and a season average of 7.80 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Match

Wassim Bouziane leads the rout of Heracles

3‑0, and Wassim Bouziane took the headlines on an afternoon when everything PSV tried came off. Days like this are retold all winter.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Ryan Flamingo

31 defensive actions and a clean sheet at the end of them. A defender's afternoon can only be told by what did not happen, which is why nobody makes a highlights package out of one and every manager in the division would take it.

Squad

A day Wassim Bouziane will not forget

3 goals in one game. The first was taken well, the second was taken greedily, and by the third the crowd were simply waiting for him to get the ball.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Jerdy Schouten

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 30 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Squad

Joey Veerman has been here 15 seasons

528 appearances across 15 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Market

Only the photograph left for Luka Reischl

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Luka Reischl will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around PSV the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Player ratings

Wassim Bouziane was on a different afternoon to everybody else

10.00. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

In brief

535 Edition

The PSV Chronicle

27 Oct 2036
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Sami Bouhoudane puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at PSV, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Ryan Flamingo

Defensive actions: 32. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Couhaib Driouech yet — 9.10

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 9.10 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Couhaib Driouech in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at PSV this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Jerdy Schouten

Defensive actions: 24. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Squad

Wassim Bouziane falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Rafael Camacho at his very best

Marked 9.00. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at PSV.

Match

PSV find a way past Willem II

Willem II made PSV work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Squad

Ruben van Bommel has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at PSV will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

525 Edition

The PSV Chronicle

18 Aug 2036
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Couhaib Driouech, 34, rolls back the years — 9.27

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 9.27 at 34, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Market

Sam van de Camp has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around PSV they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Couhaib Driouech in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at PSV this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

8 unbeaten for PSV

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 8 matches without defeat is a foundation PSV did not have in the autumn.

Squad

Words at PSV training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Joey Veerman is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

PSV get the job done against Cambuur

A 4‑3 win over Cambuur, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

Wassim Bouziane in the eights

A performance of 9.98 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

7 goals as PSV and Cambuur go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 7 goals between PSV and Cambuur, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Player ratings

Ruben van Bommel was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.61. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

In brief

  • Match Nobody wins at PSV
  • Player ratings Sami Bouhoudane was on a different afternoon to everybody else
  • Squad The manager has not finished forgetting Jerdy Schouten's mistake
518 Edition

The PSV Chronicle

30 Jun 2036
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

AZ come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and PSV did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

Tempers go at PSV

Couhaib Driouech was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Joey Veerman falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

504 Edition

The PSV Chronicle

24 Mar 2036
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Rome-Jayden Owusu-Oduro

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Nicolò Radaelli, 33, rolls back the years — 9.34

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 9.34 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Player ratings

Tygo Land shuts the door

Defensive actions: 27, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Squad

Zico Buurmeester: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” PSV have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Couhaib Driouech in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at PSV this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Only the photograph left for Luka Reischl

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Luka Reischl will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around PSV the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Jerdy Schouten

Defensive actions: 24. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Squad

Words at PSV training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Joey Veerman is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Sam van de Camp the difference as PSV beat Zwolle

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Sam van de Camp. 2‑0 against Zwolle, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

In brief