Birkir Heimisson

Defensive Midfielder - Valur
5 Jan 2031
Sunday
Process

Marked for Birkir Heimisson

218 Edition

The Valur Courier

30 Sep 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Vidar Bodvarsson has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Valur they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Match

Whatever happens, Valur do not lose

6 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Squad

Words at Valur training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jakob Franz Pálsson is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Tempers go at Valur

Jóhannes Kristinn Bjarnason was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Jakob Franz Pálsson

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Jóhannes Kristinn Bjarnason

Successful dribbles: 16. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

Back issues
214 Edition

The Valur Courier

2 Sep 2030
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

The wait goes on for Valur

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Market

Vidar Bodvarsson is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Valur is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tryggvi Hrafn Haraldsson in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Valur this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Albin Skoglund stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Albin Skoglund and Valur agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Jakob Franz Pálsson

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Words at Valur training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Birkir Heimisson is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Birkir Heimisson

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 17 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Player ratings

Jóhannes Kristinn Bjarnason runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 16. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Boardroom

$968.2K on the table at Valur

The board have answered with money instead of encouragement, which is the only answer a manager ever wants. Spending it well is now entirely his problem.

In brief

207 Edition

The Valur Courier

15 Jul 2030
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

The small margins put Valur out

Out, 2‑0 to Stjarnan, and the long argument about which of the small moments decided it. The league is all there is now, and everybody knows it.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Albin Skoglund yet — 8.16

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.16 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Mattias Edeland says Valur went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Mateo Fernández is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Valur is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Lúkas Logi Heimisson falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Davron To'laganov

At 23 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Jóhannes Kristinn Bjarnason

Successful dribbles: 18. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Tempers go at Valur

Gísli Laxdal was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Hörður Ingi Gunnarsson

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

205 Edition

The Valur Courier

1 Jul 2030
From our football correspondent Triumph

Market

Abdelmalek Necir hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Valur can pretend not to have heard.

Match

Nobody wants to play Valur right now

3 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Boardroom

Kristófer Orri Pétursson has agreed to leave Valur for nothing

He will play here until the summer and then walk out of the door for free, having already signed elsewhere. Supporters will manage the first part of that sentence; it is the second they will struggle with.

Squad

Tempers go at Valur

Tryggvi Hrafn Haraldsson was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Jóhannes Kristinn Bjarnason at his very best

Marked 8.84. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Valur.

Squad

No hiding place for Jakob Franz Pálsson

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Jakob Franz Pálsson, and the manager let it.

Match

Jóhannes Kristinn Bjarnason sends Valur past Leiknir

It finished 1‑0, and it was Jóhannes Kristinn Bjarnason’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Valur.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Birkir Heimisson

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 19 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Ástbjörn Þórðarson

15 defensive actions and a clean sheet at the end of them. A defender's afternoon can only be told by what did not happen, which is why nobody makes a highlights package out of one and every manager in the division would take it.

In brief

203 Edition

The Valur Courier

17 Jun 2030
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Mateo Fernández has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Valur they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Valur

Tryggvi Hrafn Haraldsson was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Lúkas Logi Heimisson falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Lúkas Logi Heimisson gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Valur get the job done against Keflavik

A 1‑0 win over Keflavik, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Birkir Heimisson

Defensive actions: 16. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

In brief

201 Edition

The Valur Courier

3 Jun 2030
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Frederik Schram damages knee ligaments — 16 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 16 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Tempers go at Valur

Tryggvi Hrafn Haraldsson was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Lúkas Logi Heimisson falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Davron To'laganov

At 23 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Match

Davron To'laganov the difference as Valur beat Breidablik

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Davron To'laganov. 1‑0 against Breidablik, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Player ratings

Davron To'laganov was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.11. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

In brief

175 Edition

The Valur Courier

3 Dec 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Every point is an argument now for Valur

Position 11 and 18 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Market

Lúkas Logi Heimisson hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Valur can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Frederik Schram signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Frederik Schram commits to Valur for another 2 years.

Squad

Tryggvi Hrafn Haraldsson in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Valur this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Valur training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Birkir Heimisson is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Kristján Oddur Haagensen

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

  • Boardroom $5.2M taken back off the Valur table
  • Boardroom Valur keep producing them
156 Edition

The Valur Courier

23 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

8 matches without a win for Valur

The run now stands at 8, and the questions being asked around Valur are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Alexander Helgi Sigurðarson says Valur went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Valur turn down Fjolnir for Vidar Bodvarsson

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Tempers go at Valur

Tryggvi Hrafn Haraldsson was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Jóhannes Kristinn Bjarnason

Successful dribbles: 20. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Lúkas Logi Heimisson falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

João Rafael out for 31 days

The medical room confirms 31 days on the sidelines for João Rafael, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Birkir Heimisson

Defensive actions: 17. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Match

Valur and IBV cancel each other out

Nil-nil, and few chances worth the name. IBV came to defend and left with exactly what they came for.

In brief

155 Edition

The Valur Courier

16 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Frederik Schram decides it from twelve yards

2 kept out in the shoot-out, and a stadium that will still be describing them in twenty years. A goalkeeper only needs one of these to be remembered forever.

Match

Valur through in the cup

A 1‑1 win over Fjolnir, and the draw for the next round can be watched with some interest for once.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Valur

Position 12 and 6 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Market

Lúkas Logi Heimisson puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Valur, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

7 matches without a win for Valur

The run now stands at 7, and the questions being asked around Valur are no longer polite ones.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Kristján Oddur Haagensen at 21 — 7.76

The hardest thing about being 21 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Kristján Oddur Haagensen did not need any: 7.76, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Squad

Tryggvi Hrafn Haraldsson in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Valur this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Valur training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jakob Franz Pálsson is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

No hiding place for Tryggvi Hrafn Haraldsson

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Tryggvi Hrafn Haraldsson, and the manager let it.

In brief