The Newcastle United Post
Player ratings14 Sep 2026
Nothing got past Tino Livramento
43 defensive actions and a clean sheet at the end of them. A defender's afternoon can only be told by what did not happen, which is why nobody makes a highlights package out of one and every manager in the division would take it.
Squad14 Sep 2026
Nick Woltemade in a row with a teammate
It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Newcastle United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.
Squad14 Sep 2026
Alex Murphy is a better footballer than he was
Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 22 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.
Squad14 Sep 2026
Bruno Guimarães falls out with a teammate over standards
The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.
Squad14 Sep 2026
De Lucca gets the move he always wanted
Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. De Lucca has just signed for Newcastle United, and for once the answer mattered.
Player ratings14 Sep 2026
Sven Botman shuts the door
Defensive actions: 22, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.
Player ratings14 Sep 2026
A masterclass from Bruno Guimarães
Marked 9.01 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.
Match12 Sep 2026
Bruno Guimarães sends Newcastle United past West Ham United
It finished 1‑0, and it was Bruno Guimarães’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Newcastle United.
Loan watch14 Sep 2026
Kayden Lucas has seen enough of Arsenal
“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at Newcastle United, and 0 appearances in 5 say he has earned the hearing.
In brief
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