Simon Janssen

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Marked for Simon Janssen

73 Edition

The Excelsior Gazette

20 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Nesto Groen hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Excelsior can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

Toma Bašić goes up and wins it — 7.50

A defender on the scoresheet, which happens rarely enough that everybody in the ground remembers who took the corner. 1 for him, and a mark of 7.50 for the rest of it.

Match

The wait goes on for Excelsior

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Words at Excelsior training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Irakli Yegoian is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Toma Bašić’s goal not enough for Excelsior

Toma Bašić scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑3 to AZ, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Match

Excelsior leaking at the back

4 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Squad

Tempers go at Excelsior

David Mukuna was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

No hiding place for Simon Janssen

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Simon Janssen, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Daley De Roon faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Daley De Roon after 1‑3, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

In brief

Back issues
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The Excelsior Gazette

23 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Transfer targets

Excelsior bid $5.2M for Aguibou Camara

The offer went to Septemvri this week and it is theirs to answer. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loud the door closes.

Squad

Stijn van Gassel keeps Excelsior in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Transfer targets

No thanks: Jerayno Hunte rejects the move

Excelsior had done everything except persuade the man himself. He stays at PSV, and the manager goes back to the drawing board with the money still in the bank.

Squad

Words exchanged at Excelsior

Toma Bašić and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Excelsior training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Gyan de Regt is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

PSV tell Excelsior: Niek Schiks is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Jorrit Smeets

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Too much change too quickly at Excelsior

5 signings in three months. Every one of them may be an upgrade and the team can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild that never appears in the transfer-window verdicts.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Simon Janssen

15 defensive actions and a clean sheet at the end of them. A defender's afternoon can only be told by what did not happen, which is why nobody makes a highlights package out of one and every manager in the division would take it.

In brief

36 Edition

The Excelsior Gazette

5 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Irakli Yegoian wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Excelsior know it.

Squad

A row about effort at Excelsior

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Szymon Włodarczyk was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Tempers go at Excelsior

Simon Janssen was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

A bad afternoon for Excelsior against Feyenoord

0‑2 to Feyenoord, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

No hiding place for Stijn van Gassel

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Stijn van Gassel, and the manager let it.

Squad

Aymen Sliti is the month’s best young player

At 21 he was better than everybody his age in the division for four weeks running, which is harder than one good afternoon. Excelsior will try not to make too much of it.

The dugout

Gyan de Regt is still being punished for one mistake

Nobody will confirm it and the team sheets confirm it every week. One error has bought him a spell as second choice that is already longer than the error deserved.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We will look at it, we will learn from it, and we go again.” The three sentences every manager keeps for a 0‑2 defeat, delivered by Daley De Roon to a room that had heard them before.

Player ratings

One moment undoes Gyan de Regt

There was one mistake and it ended in the net. Defenders are judged on the worst thing they did rather than on the eighty-nine minutes either side of it, which is unfair and is also the job.

In brief

29 Edition

The Excelsior Gazette

15 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

The knee: Gijs van den Berg out for 15 days

15 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Excelsior lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Squad

A row about effort at Excelsior

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Lewis Schouten was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Excelsior rebuffed over Mauro Lenaerts

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. KV Mechelen have kept their man, and Excelsior go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

Words exchanged at Excelsior

Simon Janssen and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

A bad afternoon for Excelsior against Groningen

0‑1 to Groningen, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

No hiding place for Jorrit Smeets

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Jorrit Smeets, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Daley De Roon faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Daley De Roon after 0‑1, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

The dugout

Rio Ngumoha gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Rio Ngumoha is on it.

Looking ahead

Excelsior take on the side everybody is chasing

Ajax arrive as leaders. A side at the top is beaten roughly once a month, and the club that does it gets a week it remembers for a year.

In brief

22 Edition

The Excelsior Gazette

28 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Gijs van den Berg out for 69 days

69 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Excelsior lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Match

7 matches without a win for Excelsior

The run now stands at 7, and the questions being asked around Excelsior are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Lewis Schouten falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

A falling-out at Excelsior

Simon Janssen and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Player ratings

The game went through Simon Janssen — 6.91

Marked 6.91 on 9 actions at both ends of the pitch. Midfielders like this get described as unspectacular by people who have never tried to play against one.

Match

The half-term report on Excelsior

Position 14, 18 points, and every result so far reduced to one line. The second half of the season starts with the same squad and a different set of expectations.

Player ratings

Aymen Sliti runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 15. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

The dugout

Aymen Sliti gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Aymen Sliti is on it.

The dugout

Daley De Roon: “We have to be better”

“It is not the end of the world and it is not good enough. Both of those are true.” The manager, after a 0‑0 draw, said the honest thing and then went to say it again inside.

In brief

15 Edition

The Excelsior Gazette

9 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Excelsior do the business in Europe

1‑0. Continental football is where a club finds out what it actually is, and Excelsior came through the finding-out well against AC Oulu.

Match

A hiding for Excelsior

Beaten 0‑3 by NEC, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Aymen Sliti at 20 — 8.13

The hardest thing about being 20 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Aymen Sliti did not need any: 8.13, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Squad

Lewis Schouten falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Simon Janssen in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Excelsior this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Home is on Juan Familia-Castillo's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Excelsior are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

The dugout

Lennard Hartjes gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

Nobody left the Excelsior dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

The dugout

Daley De Roon faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Daley De Roon after 0‑3, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

In brief

9 Edition

The Excelsior Gazette

28 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Stijn van Gassel stands alone

8 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Squad

Noah Naujoks in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Excelsior this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Excelsior training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Szymon Włodarczyk is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The terraces

Excelsior supporters have found a favourite in Szymon Włodarczyk

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 23-year-old it feels ownership of. Szymon Włodarczyk has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Match

Excelsior end the wait against Utrecht

It had gone 5 games. The players did not celebrate like men who had won a match; they celebrated like men who had been let out of something.

Match

Szymon Włodarczyk the difference as Excelsior beat Utrecht

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Szymon Włodarczyk. 1‑0 against Utrecht, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Player ratings

Nobody on the pitch touched Szymon Włodarczyk

7.82, and no serious argument from anybody who was there. Excelsior had eleven men on the pitch and one of them decided how it went.

The dugout

A satisfied Daley De Roon

“The players deserve the credit. My job was easy today.” It was not, and everybody in the room knew it; after 1‑0, Daley De Roon could afford to be generous.

The dugout

No hiding place for Calvin Raatsie

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Calvin Raatsie, and the manager let it.

In brief

8 Edition

The Excelsior Gazette

21 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Stijn van Gassel keeps Excelsior in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 11 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

A European lesson for Excelsior

0‑2 against Hajduk Split. Continental football is unforgiving about the things a domestic league lets a side get away with, and this was a night spent finding out which of those the club still has.

Match

The wait goes on for Excelsior

5 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Tempers go at Excelsior

Simon Janssen was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

Irakli Yegoian gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Words at Excelsior training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Rick Meissen is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Excelsior hit back inside 3 minutes

Zwolle held the lead for 3 minutes, which is not long enough to enjoy it. Excelsior answered before the celebration had properly finished, and the shape of the afternoon changed with it.

The dugout

The manager has not finished forgetting Lewis Schouten's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

Squad

Excelsior are still strangers to each other

10 new signings in one window. Every one may be an upgrade and the side can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild the verdicts never mention.

In brief

1 Edition

The Excelsior Gazette

3 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Stijn van Gassel signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Stijn van Gassel and Excelsior agree another 4 years.

Squad

Irakli Yegoian wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Excelsior know it.

Squad

Szymon Włodarczyk falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

A falling-out at Excelsior

Simon Janssen and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Market

49 months and counting on Stijn van Gassel

Still no offer on the table, and Stijn van Gassel’s deal keeps shrinking. In boardroom language, silence this long stops being an oversight and starts being an answer.

Transfer targets

Excelsior ask about Rio Ngumoha

A loan enquiry to Liverpool: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

In brief