Carlo De Risio

Central Midfielder - Retired
2 May 2030
Thursday
Process

Marked for Carlo De Risio

145 Edition

The Stoke City Courier

7 May 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Million Manhoef beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 44. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Róbert Boženík

22 goals and a season average of 7.23 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Match

8 unbeaten for Stoke City

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 8 matches without defeat is a foundation Stoke City did not have in the autumn.

Market

Carlo De Risio has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Stoke City they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Million Manhoef falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Tatsuki Seko in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stoke City this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Loan watch

Tommy Simkin’s loan is measured in nothing happening

12 clean sheets from 19 appearances at Dijon. That is the whole of a goalkeeper’s job done properly, and it is being done a long way from the club that owns him.

Match

West Bromwich Albion snatch it back from Stoke City

A goal on 90 minutes turned three points into one and a good afternoon into an argument about game management that will run until Saturday.

The dugout

Stoke City keep their word to Róbert Boženík

Clubs make promises constantly and the page usually only hears about them when they are broken. This one was honoured, and the dressing room noticed that faster than any supporter did.

In brief

Back issues
141 Edition

The Stoke City Courier

9 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Nobody wants to play Stoke City right now

4 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Market

Carlo De Risio has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Stoke City they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Words exchanged at Stoke City

Róbert Boženík and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Stoke City

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Million Manhoef was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Tomáš Rigo

Successful dribbles: 20. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Stoke City get the job done against Ipswich Town

A 2‑0 win over Ipswich Town, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

One of those days for Makenzie Kirk

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.01, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Loan watch

12 clean sheets on loan for Tommy Simkin

19 appearances at Dijon and the goals have stopped going in. Stoke City lent out a goalkeeper and are watching somebody else’s season get better every week.

Player ratings

The game went through Sorba Thomas — 7.43

Marked 7.43 on 9 actions at both ends of the pitch. Midfielders like this get described as unspectacular by people who have never tried to play against one.

In brief

137 Edition

The Stoke City Courier

12 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Player ratings

Million Manhoef was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 34. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Market

Only the photograph left for Carlo De Risio

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Carlo De Risio will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Stoke City the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Words exchanged at Stoke City

Róbert Boženík and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

Stoke City come up short against Reading

Reading left with the points after a 1‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Words at Stoke City training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Bae Jun-Ho is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Loan watch

12 clean sheets on loan for Tommy Simkin

19 appearances at Dijon and the goals have stopped going in. Stoke City lent out a goalkeeper and are watching somebody else’s season get better every week.

Player ratings

Tatsuki Seko ran the middle of the pitch — 6.87

He won it back and then made something of it, which is two jobs and the reason the scoreline looks the way it does. 9 combined actions and a mark of 6.87, and not one of them will make a highlights package.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We will look at it, we will learn from it, and we go again.” The three sentences every manager keeps for a 1‑2 defeat, delivered by Mark Marshall to a room that had heard them before.

Squad

Sebastián Valbuena signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Sebastián Valbuena and Stoke City agree another 3 years.

In brief

133 Edition

The Stoke City Courier

12 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

So close: Viktor Johansson’s move dies late

The fee was agreed and the flight was looked at — and then the phone stopped ringing. Swansea City moved on, Viktor Johansson reports back to Stoke City, and everybody pretends Monday is just Monday.

Transfer targets

The window shuts on the Kevin Danso deal

Stoke City ran out of time with Tottenham. The paperwork was open when the deadline passed, and a transfer that was almost done is now a transfer that never happened.

Market

Carlo De Risio is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Stoke City is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Words exchanged at Stoke City

Róbert Boženík and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Stoke City training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Million Manhoef is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Alan Mwamba

Stoke City asked and Charlton Athletic said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Loan watch

12 clean sheets on loan for Tommy Simkin

19 appearances at Dijon and the goals have stopped going in. Stoke City lent out a goalkeeper and are watching somebody else’s season get better every week.

Squad

Román Albornoz wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Stoke City know it.

The dugout

No hiding place for Josh Koroma

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Josh Koroma, and the manager let it.

In brief

129 Edition

The Stoke City Courier

15 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Transfer targets

An offer of $13.4M for Kevin Danso

Stoke City have gone to Tottenham with a bid, and the supporters have gone to the internet with an opinion about it. Whether either changes anything is up to the selling club.

Market

Stoke City say no — this time

The offer from Swansea City for Viktor Johansson was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

The dugout

Maksym Talovierov: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Stoke City have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Santiago Landi puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Stoke City, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Carlo De Risio is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Stoke City is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Boardroom

Stoke City to lose Carlo De Risio for free

There is no worse way to lose a footballer. Carlo De Risio has pre-agreed a move away, which means every appearance between now and June is made by a man the club can no longer sell, and somebody upstairs will be asked why the contract was allowed to get here.

Squad

Words exchanged at Stoke City

Róbert Boženík and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

Bae Jun-Ho among the goals in a wild afternoon

6 goals in one match, Bae Jun-Ho on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of Stoke City and Leeds United.

Match

Stoke City come up short against Leeds United

Leeds United left with the points after a 2‑4 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

In brief

103 Edition

The Stoke City Courier

17 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Carlo De Risio hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Stoke City can pretend not to have heard.

Transfer targets

Salford City tell Stoke City: Ryan Graydon is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Market

Heracles come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Stoke City did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

A falling-out at Stoke City

Róbert Boženík and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Freddie Anderson is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 21 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

Late improvement for Tomáš Rigo

At 26 the improving is meant to be over, and it is not: 3 points better than a year ago. It happens to the ones who take the boring parts seriously.

Squad

Dan Ballard falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Stoke City try to borrow Cameron Congreve

Swansea City have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

Market

Steve Cook is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Stoke City has been clear about where Steve Cook stands, which is more than many ever get.

In brief