Simone Rabbi

Attacking Midfielder (R) - FC Copenhagen
1 Oct 2034
Sunday
Process

Marked for Simone Rabbi

413 Edition

The FC Copenhagen Gazette

26 Jun 2034
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Robert Hojlund damages knee ligaments — 37 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 37 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Lee Kyung-hyun breaks a bone — 21 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 21 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

FC Copenhagen turn down Hobro for Mads Jørgensen

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Market

Milan Mutsers has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around FC Copenhagen they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Market

Simone Rabbi asks to leave FC Copenhagen

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Boardroom

FC Copenhagen to lose Jonas Kjaer for free

There is no worse way to lose a footballer. Jonas Kjaer has pre-agreed a move away, which means every appearance between now and June is made by a man the club can no longer sell, and somebody upstairs will be asked why the contract was allowed to get here.

In brief

Back issues
411 Edition

The FC Copenhagen Gazette

12 Jun 2034
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Robert Hojlund damages knee ligaments — 53 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 53 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Lee Kyung-hyun breaks a bone — 37 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 37 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

FC Copenhagen say no — this time

The offer from OB for Nicolai Andersen was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Tempers go at FC Copenhagen

Magnus Mattsson was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Robert falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

FC Midtjylland are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. FC Copenhagen will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

In brief

394 Edition

The FC Copenhagen Gazette

13 Feb 2034
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Marcos López

19 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. FC Copenhagen lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Mads Jørgensen puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at FC Copenhagen, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

FC Copenhagen are in among the leaders

Position 3 and 35 points on the board. Nobody at the ground will say the word out loud yet, and everybody at the ground is thinking it.

Market

FC Copenhagen say no — this time

The offer from SonderjyskE for Nicolai Andersen was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Market

Only the photograph left for Christian Jensen

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Christian Jensen will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around FC Copenhagen the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at FC Copenhagen

Magnus Mattsson was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

385 Edition

The FC Copenhagen Gazette

12 Dec 2033
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Mads Jørgensen is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at FC Copenhagen is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Robert

Successful dribbles: 26. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Magnus Mattsson in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at FC Copenhagen this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at FC Copenhagen training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Robert is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Michael Opoku’s goal not enough for FC Copenhagen

Michael Opoku scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑3 to FC Nordsjaelland, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

Viktor Bjarki Daðason gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Michael Opoku at his very best

Marked 8.09. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at FC Copenhagen.

Boardroom

Wages eat 99% of everything FC Copenhagen earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Squad

When it matters, Robert plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

383 Edition

The FC Copenhagen Gazette

28 Nov 2033
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

FC Copenhagen march on in the cup

SonderjyskE are out and FC Copenhagen go through, 2‑1 the final word. The bracket opens up a little, and everyone allows themselves a look at it.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Theo Sander

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Fernando Martínez has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around FC Copenhagen they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Player ratings

Oscar Højlund shuts the door

Defensive actions: 25, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Market

Oscar Højlund wants European nights

The general version of this complaint is that a player wants more. The specific version names the thing: he wants to walk out under floodlights against clubs from other countries, and he has stopped pretending otherwise.

Squad

Magnus Mattsson in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at FC Copenhagen this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Whatever happens, FC Copenhagen do not lose

7 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Christian Jensen

At 21 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Squad

Michael Opoku falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

361 Edition

The FC Copenhagen Gazette

27 Jun 2033
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Malte Heyde has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around FC Copenhagen they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at FC Copenhagen

Magnus Mattsson was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Robert falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Viktor Bjarki Daðason has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at FC Copenhagen will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Squad

Simone Rabbi still has not settled

A year in and the language has not come, the city has not opened up, and he eats alone more often than anybody at FC Copenhagen would like to admit. It is showing on Saturdays.

Market

Egor Parkhomenko placed on the list

FC Copenhagen have made Egor Parkhomenko available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

In brief

358 Edition

The FC Copenhagen Gazette

6 Jun 2033
From our football correspondent Steady

Boardroom

FC Copenhagen are in Europe

Qualification is done, and next season the floodlights come on for something bigger. A stage for the players, oxygen for the accounts and a passport for everybody else.

Squad

Theo Sander signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Theo Sander commits to FC Copenhagen for another 4 years.

Squad

Magnus Mattsson in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at FC Copenhagen this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A move Simone Rabbi would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Simone Rabbi is living that version at FC Copenhagen, and it tends to show in the first month.

Squad

Words at FC Copenhagen training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Robert is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

FC Midtjylland watching Malte Heyde

The interest is real enough to have reached print. FC Copenhagen have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Boardroom

FC Copenhagen beat the market to Kenay Myrie from Viborg

Viborg will keep picking him until June and will get nothing for him after it. Kenay Myrie has pre-agreed a move to FC Copenhagen, and the only people who lose in that arrangement are the ones who let the contract run down.

Market

Viborg expected to open talks for Mads Jørgensen

Both sides expect a conversation in the coming days. FC Copenhagen will name a price, and everything after that is arithmetic.

Market

The Viktor Bjarki Daðason talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. FC Copenhagen know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief