The Swieqi United Post
Player ratings5 Oct 2026
Nobody could get near Salam Kojo Mawuena
Successful dribbles: 41. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.
Match30 Sep 2026
Swieqi United out of the cup
Balzan ended it 0‑1. The season narrows to the league now, and everyone in the ground knew it before the final whistle.
Squad5 Oct 2026
Real improvement from Ryan Thompson at Swieqi United
Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Ryan Thompson is 20, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.
Squad5 Oct 2026
Juan Cruz Aguilar wants to go home
“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Swieqi United can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.
Squad5 Oct 2026
Juan Cruz Aguilar falls out with a teammate over standards
The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.
Boardroom5 Oct 2026
Wages eat 165% of everything Swieqi United earn
There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.
Match3 Oct 2026
A bad afternoon for Swieqi United against Birzebbuga St. Peter's
0‑2 to Birzebbuga St. Peter's, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.
Player ratings5 Oct 2026
Both jobs done by Daniel Agius — 6.88
A midfielder is measured on whether the team functions when he is on the pitch, which is nearly impossible to see and completely obvious in retrospect. 11 actions, 6.88, and a manager who will not be substituting him again in a hurry.
Squad5 Oct 2026
This league is too small for Jalen Crisler
He is doing things on a Saturday afternoon that nobody around him can answer, which is flattering for about one season and a problem after that. Swieqi United will not keep him by pretending otherwise.
In brief
- Market Talks stall between Swieqi United and Jalen Crisler
- The dugout Robert Attard answers for it
- Player ratings The cruellest goal, and it is Ayrton Attard's