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Marked for Klisman Cake

7 Edition

The Akhmat Chronicle

14 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings14 Sep 2026

Brian Mansilla runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 39. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market14 Sep 2026

Vadim Uljanov asks to leave Akhmat

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad14 Sep 2026

Tempers go at Akhmat

Miroslav Bogosavac was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad14 Sep 2026

Ismael falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market14 Sep 2026

Eyes on Vadim Uljanov again

The phone has started ringing about Vadim Uljanov again, and this time the name on the line is Krylya Sovetov. Akhmat are listening politely and promising nothing.

Squad14 Sep 2026

Galymzhan Kenzhebek signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Galymzhan Kenzhebek commits to Akhmat for another 4 years.

In brief

Back issues
6 Edition

The Akhmat Chronicle

7 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market7 Sep 2026

Klisman Cake hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Akhmat can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings7 Sep 2026

Brian Mansilla runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 25. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad7 Sep 2026

Words at Akhmat training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ismael is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad7 Sep 2026

The manager makes an example of Ismael

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match5 Sep 2026

Akhmat come up short against Spartak Moscow

Spartak Moscow left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad7 Sep 2026

Manuel Keliano in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Akhmat this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

3 Edition

The Akhmat Chronicle

17 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings17 Aug 2026

Brian Mansilla runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 45. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market17 Aug 2026

Akhmat say no — this time

The offer from Nizhniy Novgorod for Galymzhan Kenzhebek was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Market17 Aug 2026

Eyes on Ousmane Ndong again

The phone has started ringing about Ousmane Ndong again, and this time the name on the line is SKA Khabarovsk. Akhmat are listening politely and promising nothing.

Squad17 Aug 2026

Tempers go at Akhmat

Brian Mansilla was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad17 Aug 2026

Ismael falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings17 Aug 2026

Miroslav Bogosavac stands above it all

Some games turn on a moment; this one turned on a man. 7.36 on the card, and the Akhmat support went home talking about one name.

Market17 Aug 2026

Klisman Cake told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Klisman Cake has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Akhmat.

Squad17 Aug 2026

The manager makes an example of Vadim Uljanov

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market17 Aug 2026

Experience through the door at Akhmat

Ramón Córdoba arrives at 37 with nothing left to prove and plenty left to pass on. Legs are a young man's currency; knowing where to stand never ages.

In brief