Mathieu Cafaro

Right Midfielder - Retired
22 Sep 2038
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Process

Marked for Mathieu Cafaro

564 Edition

The Paris FC Courier

18 May 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Sofiane Achour

60 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Paris FC lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Mohamed Ba out for 22 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Paris FC will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Kaïs Henot keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Paris FC may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Oleksiy Kulach is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Paris FC is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Maxime Lopez falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

The Mathieu Cafaro story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Mathieu Cafaro signs something — a contract at Paris FC or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

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560 Edition

The Paris FC Courier

20 Apr 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Sofiane Achour

88 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Paris FC lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Mohamed Ba out for 50 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Paris FC will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Only the photograph left for Oleksiy Kulach

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Oleksiy Kulach will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Paris FC the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Words at Paris FC training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Vincent Marchetti is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Tempers go at Paris FC

Adam Wierzbicki was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

The Mathieu Cafaro story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Mathieu Cafaro signs something — a contract at Paris FC or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

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556 Edition

The Paris FC Courier

23 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Sofiane Achour

116 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Paris FC lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Mohamed Ba out for 78 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Paris FC will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Mathieu Cafaro out for 19 days

The medical room confirms 19 days on the sidelines for Mathieu Cafaro, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Market

Oleksiy Kulach has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Paris FC they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Maxime Lopez falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

The Mathieu Cafaro story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Mathieu Cafaro signs something — a contract at Paris FC or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

554 Edition

The Paris FC Courier

9 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Sofiane Achour

130 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Paris FC lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Mohamed Ba out for 92 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Paris FC will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Joran Gerbet says Paris FC went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

In brief

552 Edition

The Paris FC Courier

23 Feb 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Sofiane Achour

144 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Paris FC lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Mohamed Ba out for 106 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Paris FC will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Oleksiy Kulach has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Paris FC they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Maxime Lopez falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Thibault De Smet in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Paris FC this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

The Mathieu Cafaro story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Mathieu Cafaro signs something — a contract at Paris FC or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

548 Edition

The Paris FC Courier

26 Jan 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Oleksiy Kulach has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Paris FC they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Paris FC

Samir Chergui was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Bourg-Peronnas join the queue for El Hadj Camara

Add another name to the list: Bourg-Peronnas have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about El Hadj Camara. The answer from Paris FC has not changed — yet.

Squad

Vincent Marchetti falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Emmanuel Vincent pulls a muscle — 15 days out

The injury that keeps coming back, keeps being rushed back from, and quietly costs more careers than the dramatic ones. 15 days is the estimate; the honest figure depends on whether anybody is patient.

Squad

Obed Nkambadio is still paying for one afternoon at Paris FC

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

In brief

544 Edition

The Paris FC Courier

29 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Obed Nkambadio

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Enock Asubonteng, 36, rolls back the years — 7.98

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 7.98 at 36, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Patrick Ouotro

15 goals and a season average of 7.24 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Squad

Words at Paris FC training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Maxime Lopez is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Adam Wierzbicki’s goal not enough for Paris FC

Adam Wierzbicki scored, and precious little else went right: 2‑3 to AS Nancy, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

Tempers go at Paris FC

Thibault De Smet was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

One of those days for Adam Wierzbicki

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.32, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Market

Mathieu Cafaro linked with a move away

The name of Mathieu Cafaro keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Paris FC say nothing, which says plenty.

Player ratings

Maxime Lopez never got going

5.12 on the card. Some afternoons a footballer looks like a man who has only just been introduced to the game, and this was one of them.

In brief

543 Edition

The Paris FC Courier

22 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Paris FC run riot against Bourg-Peronnas

3‑0, and the margin flattered nobody — it could have carried another goal or two without complaint. Afternoons like this are why people keep coming.

Player ratings

Mathieu Cafaro, 39, rolls back the years — 9.05

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 9.05 at 39, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Maxime Lopez falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Patrick Ouotro

14 goals and a season average of 7.22 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Squad

Thibault De Smet in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Paris FC this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

One of those days for Patrick Ouotro

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.57, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Adam Wierzbicki in the eights

A performance of 8.52 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Bourg-Peronnas blown away early

There is a particular helplessness in conceding 2 times before the twentieth minute. Bourg-Peronnas tried to reorganise, Paris FC did not allow it, and the result was written long before it was confirmed.

Squad

Paris FC lose Marc Nguyen

35 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

In brief

540 Edition

The Paris FC Courier

1 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Daniil Utkin asks to leave Paris FC

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Maxime Lopez wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Paris FC hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Squad

Words at Paris FC training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Maxime Lopez is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Ylan El Hadary

Successful dribbles: 21. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Tempers go at Paris FC

Thibault De Smet was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Patrick Ouotro’s goal not enough for Paris FC

Patrick Ouotro scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to AC Ajaccio, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

No hiding place for Mathys Tourraine

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Mathys Tourraine, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Patrick Ouotro in the eights

A performance of 8.02 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Vincent Marchetti left out for the big one

A player who expected to start watched it instead. The manager will call it a decision for the team; Vincent Marchetti will call it something else in private.

In brief

539 Edition

The Paris FC Courier

24 Nov 2036
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Obed Nkambadio

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

The cup run ends for Paris FC

0‑2 against Paris Saint-Germain, and the road stops here. Cup exits are quick deaths — no second leg, no next week, just the league from now until May.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Mathieu Cafaro yet — 9.08

At 39 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 9.08 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Player ratings

Hugo Kissanga shuts the door

Defensive actions: 25, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Squad

Samir Chergui in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Paris FC this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Maxime Lopez was immovable

21 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

Match

Paris FC get the job done against Chamois Niortais

A 1‑0 win over Chamois Niortais, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Squad

Words at Paris FC training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Vincent Marchetti is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Vincent Marchetti gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

536 Edition

The Paris FC Courier

3 Nov 2036
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Lucas Scicluna says Paris FC went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Player ratings

Mathys Tourraine was immovable

23 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

Squad

Samir Chergui stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Samir Chergui and Paris FC agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Maxime Lopez

Defensive actions: 22. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Squad

Tempers go at Paris FC

Samir Chergui was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Vincent Marchetti falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Patrick Ouotro keeps on missing

Shots: 12, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

Market

Mathieu Cafaro linked with a move away

The name of Mathieu Cafaro keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Paris FC say nothing, which says plenty.

Player ratings

Ylan El Hadary keeps on missing

Shots: 7, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

In brief