Patrick Bahanack

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7 Oct 2029
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166 Edition

The Ethnikos Achnas Herald

1 Oct 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

The cup run ends for Ethnikos Achnas

1‑2 against AE Kition, and the road stops here. Cup exits are quick deaths — no second leg, no next week, just the league from now until May.

Player ratings

Juan Cejas scores twice — 8.72

Two goals and a mark of 8.72 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Squad

A falling-out at Ethnikos Achnas

Neneco and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

Ethnikos Achnas get the job done against Doxa

A 2‑0 win over Doxa, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

The dugout

No hiding place for Amit Kredi

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Amit Kredi, and the manager let it.

Squad

Antonio Perkins stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Antonio Perkins and Ethnikos Achnas agree another 5 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

The dugout

Valentinos Charalambous has his say

“We earned that. I asked them for a reaction and I got one, and now I want the same again on Saturday.” Valentinos Charalambous on a 2‑0 afternoon that pleased him more than he was prepared to show.

Player ratings

Diego Rodríguez runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 14. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

The dugout

The plan did not have a place for Emmanuel Lomotey

Nobody at Ethnikos Achnas is suggesting he is out of form. The manager simply wanted somebody with a different set of qualities for ninety specific minutes, and there is nothing a player can train to fix that.

In brief

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From our football correspondent Uneasy

Transfer targets

Aaron Dhondt’s move to Ethnikos Achnas collapses on the table

Fee agreed, terms agreed, and a scan that said otherwise. He goes back to Pafos; Ethnikos Achnas go back to the market; and both will insist there is no story here.

Squad

A career in one shirt: Nikolas Perdios

9 seasons and 64 appearances, all of them here. Careers like this are not designed; they happen to a certain kind of man at a certain kind of club, and this town has one.

Squad

A falling-out at Ethnikos Achnas

Neneco and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Ethnikos Achnas

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Emmanuel Lomotey was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Richard Ofori has improved at 36, which nobody expected

Careers are supposed to plateau and then decline, and the players who ignore that are always the ones who were listening on the training ground. 3 points of it, over months, at an age where the direction normally only goes one way.

Market

Ethnikos Achnas and Evagoras Antoniou are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

The dugout

Nikolas Perdios gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Patrick Bahanack has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Ethnikos Achnas will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Market

The Juan Cejas talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Ethnikos Achnas know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

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The Ethnikos Achnas Herald

9 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Transfer targets

Ethnikos Achnas agree $180.0K for Riad Bajić

The clubs have shaken hands with Aris; the player has not yet. Personal terms are next, and personal terms are where more deals die than anybody prints.

Market

Only the photograph left for Mihail Angelos Marinescu

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Mihail Angelos Marinescu will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Ethnikos Achnas the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Andreas Paraskeva signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Andreas Paraskeva commits to Ethnikos Achnas for another 3 years.

Squad

Real improvement from Antonio Perkins at Ethnikos Achnas

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Antonio Perkins is 20, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

A falling-out at Ethnikos Achnas

Neneco and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Transfer targets

No deal for Aaron Dhondt at that price

Ethnikos Achnas offered $120.0K; Pafos said it was not close. The manager will be told the money is still there for the right player, which is what managers are told.

Squad

Duarte Carreira arrives at the club he grew up with

Every footballer has an answer to the question about his boyhood club, and most of them never get to act on it. Duarte Carreira has, at Ethnikos Achnas, and the first month will show what that does to a man.

Transfer targets

Ethnikos Achnas rebuffed over Otelo Silva

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Anorthosis have kept their man, and Ethnikos Achnas go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

The dugout

A promise honoured for Andreas Paraskeva

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. Ethnikos Achnas told Andreas Paraskeva something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

In brief

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The Ethnikos Achnas Herald

2 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Patrick Bahanack puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Ethnikos Achnas, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Real improvement from Diego Rodríguez at Ethnikos Achnas

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Diego Rodríguez is 23, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Transfer targets

An offer of $120.0K for Aaron Dhondt

Ethnikos Achnas have gone to Pafos with a bid, and the supporters have gone to the internet with an opinion about it. Whether either changes anything is up to the selling club.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ethnikos Achnas

Neneco and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Richard Ofori stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Richard Ofori and Ethnikos Achnas agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Emmanuel Lomotey falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Ethnikos Achnas rebuffed over Corey Thomas

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Nea Salamis have kept their man, and Ethnikos Achnas go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Boardroom

Ethnikos Achnas sign 6 boys into the academy

None of them will be seen by anybody outside the training ground for three years, most of them will never play a senior match, and one of them might change the club. That is the whole proposition, and it is why academies exist.

The dugout

When it matters, Vaná plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

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11 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Mihail Angelos Marinescu puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Ethnikos Achnas, and it is not being withdrawn.

Transfer targets

Otelo Silva’s move to Ethnikos Achnas collapses on the table

Fee agreed, terms agreed, and a scan that said otherwise. He goes back to Anorthosis; Ethnikos Achnas go back to the market; and both will insist there is no story here.

Transfer targets

No thanks: Ruslan Huseynov rejects the move

Ethnikos Achnas had done everything except persuade the man himself. He stays at Khazar, and the manager goes back to the drawing board with the money still in the bank.

Squad

A falling-out at Ethnikos Achnas

Neneco and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Ethnikos Achnas training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Emmanuel Lomotey is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

Ethnikos Achnas ask about Xəyal Fərzullayev

A loan enquiry to Zira: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

Squad

Anderson Acevedo signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Anderson Acevedo and Ethnikos Achnas agree another 3 years.

Market

Patrick Bahanack told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Patrick Bahanack has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Ethnikos Achnas.

Market

The clock does Vaná’s negotiating for him

1 months left, and both sides know what that means: every week without a signature, the fee Ethnikos Achnas could ask drops and the wages Vaná can ask rise.

In brief

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4 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Words exchanged at Ethnikos Achnas

Neneco and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Vaná falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Patrick Bahanack out for 41 days

The medical room confirms 41 days on the sidelines for Patrick Bahanack, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Panagiotis Louka is in the works

Ethnikos Achnas have made the call to Nea Salamis. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

Transfer targets

Ethnikos Achnas ask about Ruslan Huseynov

A loan enquiry to Khazar: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

The dugout

Vaná has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Ethnikos Achnas will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Squad

The armband comes off Neneco

Ethnikos Achnas will explain it as a decision about the team, and it may well be one. A dressing room has never once read it that way.

The dugout

Yuval Holckener gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Ethnikos Achnas and Oriyomi Lebi are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

In brief

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The Ethnikos Achnas Herald

14 May 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Words exchanged at Ethnikos Achnas

Neneco and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Ethnikos Achnas training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Vaná is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Still no signature from Vaná

2 months left and the two sides are nowhere near each other. Every week this drags on takes money off what Ethnikos Achnas could get for him.

The dugout

Patrick Bahanack gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Patrick Bahanack is on it.

Market

Juan Cejas linked with a move away

The name of Juan Cejas keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Ethnikos Achnas say nothing, which says plenty.

The dugout

The manager plants his flag on Emmanuel Lomotey

“Judge me on him.” Managers do not say that kind of thing by accident — it moves the pressure from Emmanuel Lomotey’s shoulders onto his own, and both of them know it.

In brief

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The Ethnikos Achnas Herald

7 May 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Neneco signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Neneco commits to Ethnikos Achnas for another 2 years.

Squad

A falling-out at Ethnikos Achnas

Neneco and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

Vaná has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Ethnikos Achnas will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Squad

Yuval Holckener falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Antonio Perkins

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Amit Kredi knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Amit Kredi trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

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16 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The dugout

Yuval Holckener says Ethnikos Achnas went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Words exchanged at Ethnikos Achnas

Neneco and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Yuval Holckener falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

When it matters, Patrick Bahanack plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

Still no signature from Vaná

3 months left and the two sides are nowhere near each other. Every week this drags on takes money off what Ethnikos Achnas could get for him.

Market

Juan Cejas linked with a move away

The name of Juan Cejas keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Ethnikos Achnas say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

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The Ethnikos Achnas Herald

19 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Words exchanged at Ethnikos Achnas

Neneco and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Ethnikos Achnas training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Vaná is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Panagiotis Pittas gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Ethnikos Achnas lose Giorgos Papageorgiou

17 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

Panagiotis Pittas wants out of the dugout

“I did not sign to watch. Nobody does.” The oldest complaint in the game, and Ethnikos Achnas will have to answer it with minutes or with a move.

The dugout

Patrick Bahanack gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Patrick Bahanack is on it.

In brief

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The Ethnikos Achnas Herald

12 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A falling-out at Ethnikos Achnas

Neneco and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Vaná falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Vaná has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Ethnikos Achnas will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

No hiding place for Luis Cabrera

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Luis Cabrera, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Amit Kredi knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Amit Kredi trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

Martim Maia linked with a move away

The name of Martim Maia keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Ethnikos Achnas say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

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The Ethnikos Achnas Herald

20 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A falling-out at Ethnikos Achnas

Neneco and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Luis Cabrera

At 20 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Match

Ethnikos Achnas see off Paralimni

Three points for Ethnikos Achnas, 1‑0 the final word against Paralimni in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Martim Maia

Marked 8.20 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

The half-term report on Ethnikos Achnas

Position 7, 22 points, and every result so far reduced to one line. The second half of the season starts with the same squad and a different set of expectations.

The dugout

No hiding place for Oriyomi Lebi

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Oriyomi Lebi, and the manager let it.

Squad

Yuval Holckener wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Ethnikos Achnas know it.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“I am not going to get carried away and I will not let them either. It was a good day. There will be harder ones.” Valentinos Charalambous kept it short after the 1‑0 win, which is what managers do when they are happy.

Player ratings

Juan Cejas was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 14. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

In brief

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16 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Ethnikos Achnas up to position 3

16 points on the board and a place in the leading group. Nobody at the ground is saying the word out loud yet.

Squad

Neneco in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ethnikos Achnas this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Ethnikos Achnas training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Vaná is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

AE Kition take the points off Ethnikos Achnas

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

The dugout

No hiding place for Panagiotis Pittas

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Panagiotis Pittas, and the manager let it.

Looking ahead

Top-of-the-table clash for Ethnikos Achnas

Apollon next, and the two sides the division is watching meet each other. Whoever wins will be told nothing is decided in the same breath as being congratulated.

The dugout

Valentinos Charalambous answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 0‑1, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

Squad

“I want to play”: Panagiotis Pittas speaks

“I respect the manager and I am not going to sit here and pretend I am happy.” It is the most common sentence in football and it has never once been the end of a story.

Player ratings

Nicolás Andereggen beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 13. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

In brief