Duplexe Tchamba

Central Defender - Remo
3 Aug 2027
Tuesday
Process

Marked for Duplexe Tchamba

53 Edition

The Remo Gazette

2 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

The wait goes on for Remo

13 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Match

The goals have deserted Remo

11 matches, no goals, and a training ground that has tried everything. It will end — droughts always do — but nobody at Remo can tell you which week it ends in.

Market

Leonel Picco asks to leave Remo

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Remo say no — this time

The offer from Ponferradina for Leonel Picco was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Tempers go at Remo

Leonel Picco was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

Remo rebuffed over Lucas Pedraza

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Independiente have kept their man, and Remo go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Market

Márcio Silva has his eye on Europe

It is not a grievance and it is not a demand: he wants to play continental football, and he has stopped hiding it. Whether Remo can give him that is a question about the club, not about him.

Squad

A row about effort at Remo

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Duplexe Tchamba was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Player ratings

Yago Pikachu runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 18. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

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50 Edition

The Remo Gazette

12 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

9 matches without a win for Remo

The run now stands at 9, and the questions being asked around Remo are no longer polite ones.

The dugout

Ramon says Remo went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Match

Remo cannot find the net

7 games without scoring. Strikers stop looking up, midfielders take the extra touch, and every shot that clears the bar is followed by a groan that has been building since the last goal.

Market

Eyes on Leonel Picco again

The phone has started ringing about Leonel Picco again, and this time the name on the line is America de Cali. Remo are listening politely and promising nothing.

Squad

Words exchanged at Remo

Patrick de Paula and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

Remo rebuffed over John Victor

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Nottingham Forest have kept their man, and Remo go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Match

Nobody wins at Remo

8 home matches unbeaten. Visiting sides arrive already talking about the atmosphere, which is usually the sign that they have half-lost before kickoff.

Squad

Duplexe Tchamba falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Matheus Frizzo

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

  • Boardroom Wages swallow 97% of the Remo income
  • The dugout The manager has not finished forgetting Pedro Rocha's mistake
  • The dugout Léo Lang dropped after a run of poor form
47 Edition

The Remo Gazette

21 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Denzel says no to Flora

“I listened, I thought about it, and I am staying. That is the whole story.” The clubs had agreed a fee. Denzel had not agreed to go, which turned out to be the part that mattered.

Market

Jaderson’s move to Sport Recife falls through

The deal that would have taken Jaderson to Sport Recife has collapsed at the last stage, and he reports back to Remo with a summer to forget and a season still to play. Nobody is saying which side walked away.

Transfer targets

Gustavo Telles is a medical away from Remo

The deal with Ponte Preta is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Match

4 matches without a win for Remo

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Remo are no longer polite ones.

Squad

A falling-out at Remo

Leonel Picco and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Player ratings

Perotti runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 20. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Alerrandro

Remo asked and CSKA Moscow said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Léo Lang

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Duplexe Tchamba falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

  • Squad Appearance number 100 for Warleson
  • The dugout Somebody else is better right now than Léo Lang
  • The dugout The manager’s verdict
45 Edition

The Remo Gazette

7 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

7 unbeaten for Remo

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 7 matches without defeat is a foundation Remo did not have in the autumn.

Squad

A falling-out at Remo

Pedro Rocha and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Home is on Duplexe Tchamba's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Remo are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

Leonel Picco falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Carlos Júnior was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 20. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Gabriel Vasconcelos

Remo asked and Stade Rennais said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

The dugout

No hiding place for Perotti

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Perotti, and the manager let it.

Market

Talks stall between Remo and Warleson

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Matheus Aiás is in the works

Remo have made the call to Estoril Praia. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

In brief

  • Boardroom 89% of the income goes out in wages at Remo
  • Squad “I want to play”: Léo Lang speaks
  • The dugout Pedro Rocha gets picked when it counts
44 Edition

The Remo Gazette

31 May 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Words exchanged at Remo

Leonel Picco and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

Whatever happens, Remo do not lose

6 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Match

Remo get the job done against Novorizontino

A 1‑0 win over Novorizontino, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Squad

Words at Remo training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Duplexe Tchamba is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Patrick de Paula

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

The afternoon belonged to Carlinhos

A mark of 7.80, and nobody in the ground would argue with it. He was involved in everything that mattered and most of what did not.

The dugout

A satisfied Renato Batista

“The players deserve the credit. My job was easy today.” It was not, and everybody in the room knew it; after 1‑0, Renato Batista could afford to be generous.

Player ratings

Pedro Rocha beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 14. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

The dugout

Carlos Júnior asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

41 Edition

The Remo Gazette

10 May 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Yago Pikachu damages knee ligaments — 19 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 19 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

30 days out for Patrick after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Remo will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Market

Ramon puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Remo, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

No end in sight to Remo's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Remo has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Tempers go at Remo

Leonel Picco was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

Pedro Rocha gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Words at Remo training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Duplexe Tchamba is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Leonel Picco stands above it all

Some games turn on a moment; this one turned on a man. 7.45 on the card, and the Remo support went home talking about one name.

The dugout

Pedro Rocha has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Remo will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

38 Edition

The Remo Gazette

19 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

The knee: Yago Pikachu out for 44 days

44 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Remo lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Squad

Patrick breaks a bone — 52 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 52 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

The dugout

Carlinhos keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Remo may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

A falling-out at Remo

Leonel Picco and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Boardroom

2 academy players handed senior numbers at Remo

The morning the pathway stops being a brochure and becomes a team sheet. Most of them will not be here in three years; all of them have already done the hard part, which was getting to today.

Squad

Duplexe Tchamba wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Remo can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

Market

One of our own: Henrique Ribeiro joins the Remo first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Henrique Ribeiro is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Market

Wesley Monteiro steps up from the Remo academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Wesley Monteiro has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

The dugout

Somebody else is better right now than Léo Lang

The team sheet says it in public every week until it changes. The only version of being dropped a footballer cannot argue with, and the one he takes hardest.

In brief

29 Edition

The Remo Gazette

15 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Yago Pikachu

115 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Remo lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

54 days out for Pedro Rocha after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Remo will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Squad

Words exchanged at Remo

Perotti and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Duplexe Tchamba falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

When it matters, Patrick plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

No hiding place for Jorge Mora

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Jorge Mora, and the manager let it.

In brief

27 Edition

The Remo Gazette

1 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Yago Pikachu

133 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Remo lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Flora watching Jaderson

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Remo have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Squad

Words exchanged at Remo

Pedro Rocha and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Remo training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Leonel Picco is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Duplexe Tchamba wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Remo can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

The dugout

Rodrigão gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

  • The dugout Denzel gets picked when it counts
  • Market The Warleson talk will not go away
  • The dugout Tontini knocks on the manager’s door
  • The dugout The manager comes out for Marcelinho
26 Edition

The Remo Gazette

25 Jan 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Yago Pikachu damages knee ligaments — 141 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 141 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Not going: Denzel stays at Remo

“I know what people will say. I know what I want, and it is here.” Ararat had the fee agreed and the shirt ready; they did not have the player, and now they will not.

Squad

A falling-out at Remo

Leonel Picco and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Remo training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Duplexe Tchamba is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Jaderson gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Patrick de Paula has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Remo will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

18 Edition

The Remo Gazette

30 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Rodrigão

116 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Remo lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Jaderson puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Remo, and it is not being withdrawn.

The dugout

Patrick de Paula says Remo went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

A falling-out at Remo

Leonel Picco and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Remo

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Léo Lang was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Remo come up short against Criciúma

Criciúma left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Duplexe Tchamba wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Remo can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

The dugout

Renato Batista faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Renato Batista after 0‑1, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

The dugout

Somebody else is better right now than Léo Lang

The team sheet says it in public every week until it changes. The only version of being dropped a footballer cannot argue with, and the one he takes hardest.

In brief

10 Edition

The Remo Gazette

5 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Tempers go at Remo

Pedro Rocha was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Remo

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Leonel Picco was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

No hiding place for Carlinhos

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Carlinhos, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Yago Pikachu runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 19. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

Pedro Rocha sends Remo past Cuiabá

It finished 1‑0, and it was Pedro Rocha’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Remo.

Squad

Duplexe Tchamba wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Remo know it.

Player ratings

Pedro Rocha was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.14. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Boardroom

Wages eat 88% of everything Remo earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Squad

A place in the month's best eleven for Diogo Riquelme

Four or five weekends of consistency, judged against everybody in the division doing his job. Diogo Riquelme has come out of that comparison in the side, and Remo have had the benefit of every one of those afternoons.

In brief

  • The dugout The view from the dugout
  • The dugout Somebody else is better right now than Calazans
  • The dugout Patrick has become a man the manager trusts