Rayan Philippe

Attacking Midfielder (R) - Hamburger SV
15 Sep 2038
Wednesday
Process

Marked for Rayan Philippe

628 Edition

The Hamburger SV Sentinel

9 Aug 2038
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Shafiq Nandja out for 20 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Hamburger SV will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Rayan Philippe stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Rayan Philippe and Hamburger SV agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Tempers go at Hamburger SV

Damion Downs was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

Back issues
627 Edition

The Hamburger SV Sentinel

2 Aug 2038
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Shafiq Nandja out for 27 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Hamburger SV will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

12 seasons of Nicolai Remberg

325 appearances across 12 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and Hamburger SV know what they have.

Squad

Rayan Philippe signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Rayan Philippe commits to Hamburger SV for another 2 years.

In brief

612 Edition

The Hamburger SV Sentinel

19 Apr 2038
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Alexander Røssing-Lelesiit is carrying Hamburger SV

26 goals and a season average of 8.05. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Martin Walter

44 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Hamburger SV lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Andreas Jäger breaks a bone — 79 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 79 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Player ratings

Rayan Philippe, 37, rolls back the years — 8.95

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.95 at 37, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Damion Downs in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Hamburger SV this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Still nobody has beaten Hamburger SV

The unbeaten run reaches 7. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Alexander Røssing-Lelesiit

Marked 9.14 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

Hamburger SV and Werder Bremen take a point apiece

It finished 2‑2, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Market

The Albert Sambi Lokonga story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Albert Sambi Lokonga signs something — a contract at Hamburger SV or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

607 Edition

The Hamburger SV Sentinel

15 Mar 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Fernando Dickes keeps Hamburger SV in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 11 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Martin Walter

79 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Hamburger SV lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Hamburger SV tear Eintracht Frankfurt apart

Rarely has this fixture seen a display like it: 5‑1 against Eintracht Frankfurt, and it could have been more.

Player ratings

Klaus Horn could not have asked for more on his first appearance — 8.34

Debuts are survived rather than enjoyed. This one was enjoyed: 8.34, 1 goals, and a manager already being asked whether he starts again next week.

Player ratings

A brace, and Jahmai Simpson-Pusey takes the afternoon — 9.03

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Jahmai Simpson-Pusey provided it, and the 9.03 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Squad

Samuele Inácio is carrying Hamburger SV

13 goals and a season average of 7.88. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Rayan Philippe yet — 9.07

At 37 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 9.07 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Fayssal Harchaoui: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Hamburger SV have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Match

6 goals as Hamburger SV and Eintracht Frankfurt go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 6 goals between Hamburger SV and Eintracht Frankfurt, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

In brief

597 Edition

The Hamburger SV Sentinel

4 Jan 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Ovie Ejeheri

There were 14 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Matthias Kuhn damages knee ligaments — 29 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 29 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Alexander Røssing-Lelesiit

20 goals and a season average of 7.93 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Iker Losada yet — 8.94

At 36 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.94 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Rayan Philippe signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Rayan Philippe and Hamburger SV agree another 2 years.

Market

SC Freiburg join the queue for Alexander Røssing-Lelesiit

Add another name to the list: SC Freiburg have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Alexander Røssing-Lelesiit. The answer from Hamburger SV has not changed — yet.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Alexander Røssing-Lelesiit at his very best

Marked 9.29. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Hamburger SV.

Match

Hamburger SV find a way past Mainz 05

Mainz 05 made Hamburger SV work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑1 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Player ratings

Callum Olusesi runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 14. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

595 Edition

The Hamburger SV Sentinel

21 Dec 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Matthias Kuhn damages knee ligaments — 43 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 43 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Alexander Røssing-Lelesiit is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.83 with 18 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Match

Hamburger SV throw away a 3-goal lead

3 in front and in complete control, and it finished with Werder Bremen the happier side. There is no version of this afternoon that Hamburger SV will enjoy reviewing.

Player ratings

Alexander Røssing-Lelesiit scores twice — 9.28

Two goals and a mark of 9.28 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Rayan Philippe yet — 8.87

At 37 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.87 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Francesco Toffanin: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Hamburger SV have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Albert Sambi Lokonga out for 16 days

The medical room confirms 16 days on the sidelines for Albert Sambi Lokonga, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Match

No clean sheets in sight for Hamburger SV

6 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Malek El Mala at his very best

Marked 8.18. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Hamburger SV.

In brief

592 Edition

The Hamburger SV Sentinel

30 Nov 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Matthias Kuhn damages knee ligaments — 64 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 64 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Rayan Philippe keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Hamburger SV may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Player ratings

Alexander Røssing-Lelesiit scores twice — 10.00

Two goals and a mark of 10.00 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Match

A 2-goal lead gone for Hamburger SV

It is a specific kind of quiet, a ground watching a winning position dissolve. Heidenheim kept coming because nothing stopped them, and Hamburger SV will be asked about the last half hour all week.

Squad

Alexander Røssing-Lelesiit is carrying Hamburger SV

13 goals and a season average of 7.69. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

Ovie Ejeheri keeps Hamburger SV in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Samuele Inácio at his very best

Marked 8.84. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Hamburger SV.

Player ratings

Callum Olusesi was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.57. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Match

Alexander Røssing-Lelesiit rescues a point for Hamburger SV

It needed Alexander Røssing-Lelesiit to find the net to bring anything home at all: 3‑3 against Heidenheim, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

In brief

585 Edition

The Hamburger SV Sentinel

12 Oct 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Matthias Kuhn

113 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Hamburger SV lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Callum Olusesi

Successful dribbles: 29. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Damion Downs in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Hamburger SV this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Hamburger SV lose João Tomé

20 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

Nicolai Remberg falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

FC Augsburg take the points off Hamburger SV

Beaten 2‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Player ratings

Alexander Røssing-Lelesiit in the eights

A performance of 8.66 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Malek El Mala

Marked 8.32 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Market

The Albert Sambi Lokonga talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Hamburger SV know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

576 Edition

The Hamburger SV Sentinel

10 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Tempers go at Hamburger SV

Damion Downs was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

René Hoffmann is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 19 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

Words at Hamburger SV training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Nicolai Remberg is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

567 Edition

The Hamburger SV Sentinel

8 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Andreas Jäger

64 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Hamburger SV lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Malek El Mala says Hamburger SV went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Marc Peters hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Hamburger SV can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Rayan Philippe signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Rayan Philippe commits to Hamburger SV for another 2 years.

Squad

Damion Downs in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Hamburger SV this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

Adrian Doci has agreed to leave Hamburger SV for nothing

He will play here until the summer and then walk out of the door for free, having already signed elsewhere. Supporters will manage the first part of that sentence; it is the second they will struggle with.

In brief

559 Edition

The Hamburger SV Sentinel

13 Apr 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Hamburger SV silence Werder Bremen

A derby is never about the football alone, but the football helped: 4‑3, and the away end emptied early. Bragging rights renewed for another season.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Andreas Jäger

120 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Hamburger SV lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Samuele Inácio is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.90 with 18 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Match

Samuele Inácio settles it late for Hamburger SV

The 87th minute, half the ground already edging towards the exits, and Samuele Inácio decided nobody was going anywhere. Werder Bremen had no time left to answer.

Player ratings

Samuele Inácio wins the derby

There are goals, and then there are goals against that particular opponent. The Hamburger SV support have their bragging rights for a year and they know exactly whose name is on them.

Squad

3 goals for Samuele Inácio

The match ball belongs to Samuele Inácio, whose 3 goals turned a difficult afternoon into a procession.

Squad

Duje Slišković: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Hamburger SV have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

The terraces

Everybody has an opinion about Ovie Ejeheri

He is the name in every column and on every phone-in, which is a heavy thing to carry at any age. Some footballers thrive on it; others are quietly finished by it.

Player ratings

Rayan Philippe could have had three

11 attempts, none of them in. He got into the right places all afternoon, which is the hard part, and did the easy part badly — and that is the version of a bad day a manager can live with.

In brief

557 Edition

The Hamburger SV Sentinel

30 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Andreas Jäger

134 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Hamburger SV lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Player ratings

Both of them Alexander Røssing-Lelesiit's — 10.00

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 10.00, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Match

The wait goes on for Hamburger SV

8 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Samuele Inácio is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.81 with 14 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Squad

Natnael Abraha says Hamburger SV went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Rayan Philippe yet — 8.81

At 36 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.81 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Axel Tape in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Hamburger SV this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Azem Yortaç has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Hamburger SV they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Match

8 goals as Hamburger SV and Union Berlin go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 8 goals between Hamburger SV and Union Berlin, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

In brief

555 Edition

The Hamburger SV Sentinel

16 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Chastening afternoon for Hamburger SV

A 1‑5 beating by Borussia Dortmund was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Ovie Ejeheri

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

A 3-goal lead gone for Hamburger SV

It is a specific kind of quiet, a ground watching a winning position dissolve. AEK kept coming because nothing stopped them, and Hamburger SV will be asked about the last half hour all week.

Match

Hamburger SV come up short in Europe

4‑5 away to the standard of AEK. Nobody will pretend this was a scandal; the gap is real, it is measurable, and closing it is a project rather than a team talk.

Squad

A day Rayan Philippe will not forget

3 goals in one game. The first was taken well, the second was taken greedily, and by the third the crowd were simply waiting for him to get the ball.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Rayan Philippe yet — 9.89

At 36 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 9.89 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Match

No end in sight to Hamburger SV's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Hamburger SV has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Axel Tape in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Hamburger SV this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Damion Downs

Successful dribbles: 23. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

553 Edition

The Hamburger SV Sentinel

2 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Ovie Ejeheri keeps Hamburger SV in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

Hamburger SV come up short in Europe

0‑1 away to the standard of Inter. Nobody will pretend this was a scandal; the gap is real, it is measurable, and closing it is a project rather than a team talk.

Player ratings

Both of them Rayan Philippe's — 8.33

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.33, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Squad

Samuele Inácio is carrying Hamburger SV

12 goals and a season average of 7.75. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

11 seasons of Nicolai Remberg

318 appearances across 11 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and Hamburger SV know what they have.

Player ratings

Samuele Inácio runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 25. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Axel Tape in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Hamburger SV this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Azem Yortaç has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Hamburger SV they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Match

6 goals as Hamburger SV and Köln go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 6 goals between Hamburger SV and Köln, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

In brief

550 Edition

The Hamburger SV Sentinel

9 Feb 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Albert Sambi Lokonga: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Hamburger SV have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Ovie Ejeheri

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Axel Tape in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Hamburger SV this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

Hamburger SV to lose Azem Yortaç for free

There is no worse way to lose a footballer. Azem Yortaç has pre-agreed a move away, which means every appearance between now and June is made by a man the club can no longer sell, and somebody upstairs will be asked why the contract was allowed to get here.

Squad

Olivier Deman signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Olivier Deman and Hamburger SV agree another 2 years.

Match

No clean sheets in sight for Hamburger SV

4 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Match

A bad afternoon for Hamburger SV against VfB Stuttgart

1‑2 to VfB Stuttgart, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

Malek El Mala was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.18. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

The terraces

Everybody has an opinion about Rayan Philippe

He is the name in every column and on every phone-in, which is a heavy thing to carry at any age. Some footballers thrive on it; others are quietly finished by it.

In brief

546 Edition

The Hamburger SV Sentinel

12 Jan 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Ovie Ejeheri keeps Hamburger SV in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 10 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Damion Downs in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Hamburger SV this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Nicolai Remberg falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Alexander Røssing-Lelesiit is carrying Hamburger SV

8 goals and a season average of 7.45. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Boardroom

Hamburger SV beat the market to Taichi Hara from St. Pauli

St. Pauli will keep picking him until June and will get nothing for him after it. Taichi Hara has pre-agreed a move to Hamburger SV, and the only people who lose in that arrangement are the ones who let the contract run down.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Damion Downs at his very best

Marked 8.50. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Hamburger SV.

Player ratings

Samuele Inácio runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 18. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

Peter Arnold rescues a point for Hamburger SV

It needed Peter Arnold to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against Borussia Mönchengladbach, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

Market

Axel Tape arrives on loan

Hamburger SV have taken Axel Tape on loan from RB Leipzig — cover where cover was needed.

In brief

545 Edition

The Hamburger SV Sentinel

5 Jan 2037
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Ovie Ejeheri

There were 16 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Francesco Toffanin keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Hamburger SV may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Hamburger SV

Damion Downs was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Only the photograph left for Ikenna Festus

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Ikenna Festus will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Hamburger SV the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Nicolai Remberg signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Nicolai Remberg commits to Hamburger SV for another 2 years.

Match

Hamburger SV come up short against Bayern Munich

Bayern Munich left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Player ratings

Malek El Mala keeps on missing

Shots: 9, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

Market

The Albert Sambi Lokonga question follows Hamburger SV around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Albert Sambi Lokonga’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Alexander Røssing-Lelesiit

Successful dribbles: 12. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

542 Edition

The Hamburger SV Sentinel

15 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

A statement in Europe from Hamburger SV

5‑1 against CSKA 1948, and a performance that will change how the rest of the competition talks about this club. Reputations in continental football are built in single evenings and this was one.

Match

No mercy from Hamburger SV

Randers will want this one forgotten quickly: 7‑3, every duel lost, and a long ride home. Hamburger SV were ruthless in the way good sides are ruthless.

Match

Werder Bremen punish Hamburger SV for switching off

3 goals to the good, and then a slow surrender of everything that had been earned. Jannes Wieckhoff will not be the one blamed for it, but nobody at Hamburger SV escapes the conversation that follows a collapse like this.

Player ratings

A brace, and Samuele Inácio takes the afternoon — 9.52

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Samuele Inácio provided it, and the 9.52 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Player ratings

Rayan Philippe, 36, rolls back the years — 10.00

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 10.00 at 36, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Alexander Røssing-Lelesiit takes the match ball home

3 goals in one afternoon from one man. The other players were also present, a witness confirmed.

Squad

Damion Downs in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Hamburger SV this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Samuele Inácio falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Nobody wins at Hamburger SV

10 home matches unbeaten. Visiting sides arrive already talking about the atmosphere, which is usually the sign that they have half-lost before kickoff.

In brief

540 Edition

The Hamburger SV Sentinel

1 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

No mercy from Hamburger SV

Hatayspor will want this one forgotten quickly: 4‑0, every duel lost, and a long ride home. Hamburger SV were ruthless in the way good sides are ruthless.

Squad

Ovie Ejeheri keeps Hamburger SV in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Both of them Damion Downs's — 10.00

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 10.00, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Match

Hamburger SV come up short in Europe

1‑2 away to the standard of Cukaricki. Nobody will pretend this was a scandal; the gap is real, it is measurable, and closing it is a project rather than a team talk.

Player ratings

A brace, and Malek El Mala takes the afternoon — 8.95

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Malek El Mala provided it, and the 8.95 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Rayan Philippe yet — 9.47

At 36 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 9.47 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Player ratings

Callum Olusesi was immovable

25 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

Squad

Damion Downs in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Hamburger SV this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Hamburger SV training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Albert Sambi Lokonga is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

535 Edition

The Hamburger SV Sentinel

27 Oct 2036
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Hamburger SV take NK Osijek apart in Europe

3‑0. Nights like this are why clubs spend decades trying to qualify for this competition, and they arrive perhaps twice in that time. Everybody who was in the ground will describe it badly for years.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Stefan Winkler

40 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Hamburger SV lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Iker Losada out for 41 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Hamburger SV will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Rayan Philippe yet — 10.00

At 36 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 10.00 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Ovie Ejeheri keeps Hamburger SV in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Maxim Dal was immovable

25 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

Squad

Tempers go at Hamburger SV

Damion Downs was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Hamburger SV get the job done against CSKA 1948

A 5‑3 win over CSKA 1948, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Damion Downs at his very best

Marked 10.00. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Hamburger SV.

In brief

534 Edition

The Hamburger SV Sentinel

20 Oct 2036
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Stefan Winkler

47 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Hamburger SV lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Iker Losada out for 48 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Hamburger SV will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Ovie Ejeheri

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Rayan Philippe, 36, rolls back the years — 8.62

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.62 at 36, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Damion Downs in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Hamburger SV this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

A bad afternoon for Hamburger SV against Bayer Leverkusen

1‑3 to Bayer Leverkusen, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

Samuele Inácio was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.49. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Match

No time for Bayer Leverkusen to settle

The goal that put Bayer Leverkusen ahead was still being replayed on the concourse when Hamburger SV equalised, 4 minutes later. Leads are only worth what you do with them.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Damion Downs

Successful dribbles: 13. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

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