Noah Ndeke

Left Midfielder - Pau FC
20 Apr 2028
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Process

Marked for Noah Ndeke

71 Edition

The FC Rouen Chronicle

6 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Axel Temperton

110 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. FC Rouen lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

The dugout

Daniel Semedo keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” FC Rouen may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Words exchanged at FC Rouen

Daniel da Silva and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Loan watch

Noah Ndeke has seen enough of Pau FC

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at FC Rouen, and 4 appearances in 22 say he has earned the hearing.

Squad

A row about effort at FC Rouen

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Mehdi Boussaïd was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Reda Rabeï slips down the pecking order

The demotion a club never announces and a dressing room always notices. Reda Rabeï is further from the side than he was, and the reason will not be given until he asks.

The dugout

No hiding place for Guiry Egny

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Guiry Egny, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Martial Godo

Successful dribbles: 14. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

The dugout

Jérôme Pérez: “We have to be better”

“It is not the end of the world and it is not good enough. Both of those are true.” The manager, after a 0‑0 draw, said the honest thing and then went to say it again inside.

In brief

Back issues
68 Edition

The Pau FC Sentinel

15 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Enguerrand Bouard is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 20 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

Words exchanged at Pau FC

Anthony Briançon and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Loan watch

Thiema Gueye wants to come home

“I did not go to SC Aubagne Air Bel to sit and watch. I want to come back to Pau FC and fight for my place.” 4 appearances in 18 matches say the rest.

Squad

A row about effort at Pau FC

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Ugo Lamare El Kadmiri was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

A promise honoured for Enguerrand Bouard

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. Pau FC told Enguerrand Bouard something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

The dugout

Noah Raveyre asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

62 Edition

The FC Rouen Chronicle

4 Oct 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

6 matches without a win for FC Rouen

The run now stands at 6, and the questions being asked around FC Rouen are no longer polite ones.

The dugout

Matías González: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” FC Rouen have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Words exchanged at FC Rouen

Moussa Niakhaté and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at FC Rouen training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Lassine Diarra is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Loan watch

Noah Ndeke has seen enough of Pau FC

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at FC Rouen, and 2 appearances in 13 say he has earned the hearing.

Match

FC Rouen refuse to lose to Valenciennes

A point taken on 92 minutes is worth exactly one point and considerably more than that to a dressing room. This side does not stop, which is a reputation worth more than the result.

Squad

FC Rouen are still strangers to each other

10 new signings in one window. Every one may be an upgrade and the side can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild the verdicts never mention.

Player ratings

Kenny Rocha Santos was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 15. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Match

Honours even between FC Rouen and Valenciennes

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

In brief

60 Edition

The Pau FC Sentinel

20 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Noah Ndeke runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 51. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

The small margins put Pau FC out

Out, 0‑0 to US Orleans, and the long argument about which of the small moments decided it. The league is all there is now, and everybody knows it.

Match

Still nobody has beaten Pau FC

The unbeaten run reaches 9. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

The dugout

Betão: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Pau FC have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Words exchanged at Pau FC

Anthony Briançon and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Market

Quentin Daubin is a Pau FC player again

He left as a boy and has come back still knowing where the away end is. Most signings have to be explained to a town; this one needed a photograph and nothing else.

Squad

Kabangu Alex Teixeira is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 20 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Transfer targets

Door shut on CJ Egan-Riley

Pau FC asked and Olympique de Marseille said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Words at Pau FC training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Quentin Daubin is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

58 Edition

The Pau FC Sentinel

6 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Transfer targets

Pau FC bid $2.7M for Mohamed Abdelmonem

The offer went to OGC Nice this week and it is theirs to answer. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loud the door closes.

Transfer targets

Pau FC baulk at the price for Mohamed Abdelmonem

OGC Nice wanted more than $2.7M and the board would not go there. Walked away, for now, which in a transfer window means until somebody blinks.

Market

Amine Akkal puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Pau FC, and it is not being withdrawn.

The dugout

Noah Ndeke keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Pau FC may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Boardroom

Deadline passes with 16 signed and 14 gone

That is the business done at Pau FC until the window opens again. Whether it was enough will be answered on Saturdays rather than in a column, and the first Saturday is close.

Transfer targets

Otávio stays at Paris FC as time runs out

A deal that was a phone call from completion at lunchtime was dead by midnight. Pau FC will try again when the window opens; Paris FC may not be selling by then.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Noha Tiehi

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Pau FC have done the hard part with Paris Saint-Germain, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Squad

Anthony Briançon signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Anthony Briançon and Pau FC agree another 2 years.

Squad

Anthony Briançon in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Pau FC this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

48 Edition

The FC Rouen Chronicle

28 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

FC Rouen say no — this time

The offer from SC Bastia for Axel Maraval was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Market

Terms done: Sérigné Fayé is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and Rodez AF waiting with a shirt. Nobody at FC Rouen is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Market

Idrissa Seydi is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at FC Rouen is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

Noah Ndeke hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what FC Rouen can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

A muscle injury sidelines Daniel da Silva for 15 days

Nobody makes a documentary about a hamstring and everybody in the game fears one. FC Rouen will be careful with the return date, because the second one is always worse than the first.

Squad

Samuel Renel in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at FC Rouen this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

FC Rouen ask about Marten-Chris Paalberg

A loan enquiry to AS Saint-Etienne: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

Squad

Words at FC Rouen training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Omar Bezzekhami is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

No hiding place for Dany Goprou

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Dany Goprou, and the manager let it.

In brief

48 Edition

The Pau FC Sentinel

28 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Alexandre Fernandes agrees terms with FC Fleury 91

The clubs have settled the fee and he has settled his wages. What remains is a medical and a photograph, and around Pau FC people have started saying his name in the past tense.

Transfer targets

Pau FC make their move for Otávio

$3.0M on the table at Paris FC. The manager wanted him, the board agreed a number, and the only voices still to be heard are the ones at the other club.

Market

Tom Gomes asks to leave Pau FC

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Alphadjo Cissé is the real thing at 20

A season average of 7.05 at an age when most of his year group are still in the youth team. Pau FC know what they have, and so, by now, does everybody else.

Squad

Enguerrand Bouard is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 20 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Market

Business is business: Esteban Salles goes

Montpellier HSC paid $280.0K and Pau FC took it, which is the whole story in one sentence. The longer version involves a wage budget and will be told all season.

Squad

A row about effort at Pau FC

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Alphadjo Cissé was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Junior Mwanga

Pau FC asked and OGC Nice said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Market

Eyes on Thiema Gueye again

The phone has started ringing about Thiema Gueye again, and this time the name on the line is SC Aubagne Air Bel. Pau FC are listening politely and promising nothing.

In brief

39 Edition

The FC Rouen Chronicle

26 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Axel Maraval breaks a bone — 20 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 20 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Rodrigo Pastorini asks to leave FC Rouen

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

The wait goes on for FC Rouen

6 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

A falling-out at FC Rouen

Patrick Zabi and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

Valentin Fuss frozen out at FC Rouen

This is not rotation. Valentin Fuss has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at FC Rouen is pretending otherwise.

Match

FC Rouen come up short against Dijon

Dijon left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

FC Rouen count the cost of losing Adnane Amiche

34 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Player ratings

Patrick Zabi beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 18. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We will look at it, we will learn from it, and we go again.” The three sentences every manager keeps for a 0‑1 defeat, delivered by Jérôme Pérez to a room that had heard them before.

In brief

  • Squad Noah Ndeke falls out with a teammate over standards
  • The dugout The plan did not have a place for Reda Rabeï
  • The dugout Idrissa Seydi knocks on the manager’s door
29 Edition

The FC Rouen Chronicle

15 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

FC Rouen up to position 2

39 points on the board and a place in the leading group. Nobody at the ground is saying the word out loud yet.

The dugout

Lucas Royes: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” FC Rouen have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Match

A bad afternoon for FC Rouen against SM Caen

1‑3 to SM Caen, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Samuel Renel in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at FC Rouen this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at FC Rouen training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Mehdi Boussaïd is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

No hiding place for Daniel da Silva

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Daniel da Silva, and the manager let it.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 1‑3 Jérôme Pérez left the room before anybody could ask which.

The dugout

Rodrigo Pastorini asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Squad

Daniel da Silva wants out of the dugout

“I did not sign to watch. Nobody does.” The oldest complaint in the game, and FC Rouen will have to answer it with minutes or with a move.

In brief

22 Edition

The FC Rouen Chronicle

28 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

The cup run ends for FC Rouen

1‑4 against Paris Saint-Germain, and the road stops here. Cup exits are quick deaths — no second leg, no next week, just the league from now until May.

The terraces

FC Rouen are taken apart by Paris Saint-Germain — and the town wants answers

It finished 1-4. A cup exit is a disappointment; this was a public dismantling, and the difference between the two is the number of people who will still be talking about it in August.

Match

Paris Saint-Germain end the FC Rouen run at 11

Every run ends on an afternoon somebody had marked down as routine. This one went 11 matches, which is long enough that a town had stopped counting, and short enough that it will remember exactly who stopped it.

Squad

Tempers go at FC Rouen

Samuel Renel was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

No hiding place for Rodrigo Pastorini

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Rodrigo Pastorini, and the manager let it.

Squad

Words at FC Rouen training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Mehdi Boussaïd is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

105% of the income goes out in wages at FC Rouen

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Boardroom

Nobody left the FC Rouen dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 1‑4 Jérôme Pérez left the room before anybody could ask which.

In brief

21 Edition

The FC Rouen Chronicle

21 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

FC Rouen up to position 3

27 points on the board and a place in the leading group. Nobody at the ground is saying the word out loud yet.

Player ratings

Patrick Zabi, 20, plays like he has been here for years — 8.17

A mark of 8.17 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 20-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Player ratings

Martial Godo was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 25. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Match

Nobody wants to play FC Rouen right now

3 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Squad

Real improvement from Evra Kigni Chabaud at FC Rouen

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Evra Kigni Chabaud is 18, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

Samuel Renel in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at FC Rouen this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Samuel Renel the difference as FC Rouen beat Dijon

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Samuel Renel. 2‑1 against Dijon, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

The terraces

FC Rouen supporters have found a favourite in Noah Ndeke

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 23-year-old it feels ownership of. Noah Ndeke has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Match

The run at home goes on for FC Rouen

8 matches unbeaten here. Every visiting manager is asked about it in the week before, which is precisely why it keeps going.

In brief

13 Edition

The FC Rouen Chronicle

26 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Nobody wants to play FC Rouen right now

3 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Squad

Words exchanged at FC Rouen

Patrick Zabi and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Noah Ndeke

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

FC Rouen get the job done against SC Aubagne Air Bel

A 1‑0 win over SC Aubagne Air Bel, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Idrissa Seydi at his very best

Marked 8.25. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at FC Rouen.

Squad

A row about effort at FC Rouen

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Mehdi Boussaïd was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Rafael Brito

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 18 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Salis Abdul Samed

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 17 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

The dugout

A promise honoured at FC Rouen

Something was said to Patrick Zabi and then it happened. In this industry that passes for remarkable, and the dressing room noticed faster than any supporter could.

In brief

12 Edition

The FC Rouen Chronicle

19 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Daniel da Silva leads the rout of LB Chateauroux

3‑0, and Daniel da Silva took the headlines on an afternoon when everything FC Rouen tried came off. Days like this are retold all winter.

Market

Rodrigo Pastorini hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what FC Rouen can pretend not to have heard.

The dugout

Rodrigo Pastorini: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” FC Rouen have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Player ratings

A brace, and Daniel da Silva takes the afternoon — 8.34

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Daniel da Silva provided it, and the 8.34 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Player ratings

Patrick Zabi, 20, steals the show — 7.87

Marked 7.87 at 20, in a side that makes no allowances for age. He did not need any, and he looked the least nervous man on the pitch.

Squad

Tempers go at FC Rouen

Patrick Zabi was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The terraces

One of their own: Noah Ndeke

He is 23 and the ground already sings his name, which is a thing that happens to local boys and almost never to signings. Everything from here is measured against an affection he did nothing to earn except be from here.

Player ratings

Noah Ndeke was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 18. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Squad

Mustapha Benzia is not the player he was

It happens to all of them and it is still the hardest paragraph a local paper has to write. 36 years old, 3 points down on where he was, and a body that has started charging interest on a career.

In brief

  • The dugout A promise honoured for Salis Abdul Samed
  • Squad Too much change too quickly at FC Rouen
  • The dugout The view from the dugout