André Hansen

Goalkeeper - Qarabag
14 Nov 2027
Sunday
Process
51 Edition

The Qarabag Chronicle

19 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Şəhruddin Məhəmmədəliyev out for 14 days

The medical room confirms 14 days on the sidelines for Şəhruddin Məhəmmədəliyev, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

Karol Mets knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Qarabag, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Martin Zlomislić

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

Back issues
48 Edition

The Qarabag Chronicle

28 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Qarabag are in among the leaders

Position 1 and 33 points on the board. Nobody at the ground will say the word out loud yet, and everybody at the ground is thinking it.

Market

Fabijan Buntić hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Qarabag can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

André Hansen gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

47 Edition

The Qarabag Chronicle

21 Jun 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Zira come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Qarabag did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

Joni Montiel: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Qarabag have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Şəhruddin Məhəmmədəliyev out for 46 days

The medical room confirms 46 days on the sidelines for Şəhruddin Məhəmmədəliyev, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Market

Neftchi expected to open talks for Martin Zlomislić

Both sides expect a conversation in the coming days. Qarabag will name a price, and everything after that is arithmetic.

Market

Şəhruddin Məhəmmədəliyev told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Şəhruddin Məhəmmədəliyev has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Qarabag.

Market

Qarabag put André Hansen up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. André Hansen may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

In brief

36 Edition

The Qarabag Chronicle

5 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Qarabag up to position 1

33 points on the board and a place in the leading group. Nobody at the ground is saying the word out loud yet.

Market

Toral Bayramov wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Qarabag hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Squad

Abdellah Zoubir loses the armband

The captaincy has been taken off Abdellah Zoubir. Qarabag will call it a decision about the team; a dressing room reads it as a verdict on a man.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Martin Zlomislić

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Musa Qurbanlı linked with a move away

The name of Musa Qurbanlı keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Qarabag say nothing, which says plenty.

Squad

Pedro Bicalho handed the armband

The captaincy goes to Pedro Bicalho. It is not a job that wins matches, but a dressing room always notices who is given it.

In brief

32 Edition

The Qarabag Chronicle

8 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Qarabag up to position 1

33 points on the board and a place in the leading group. Nobody at the ground is saying the word out loud yet.

Market

Karol Mets hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Qarabag can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Abdellah Zoubir signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Abdellah Zoubir commits to Qarabag for another 2 years.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Kevin Medina

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Musa Qurbanlı linked with a move away

The name of Musa Qurbanlı keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Qarabag say nothing, which says plenty.

Squad

Samuel Lobato knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Qarabag, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

29 Edition

The Qarabag Chronicle

15 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Abbas Hüseynov: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Qarabag have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

André Hansen gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Marko Janković asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

27 Edition

The Qarabag Chronicle

1 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Qarabag turn down Chikhura for Oleksiy Kashchuk

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Chriso says Qarabag went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Kady Borges wants more than Qarabag are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Loan watch

Şəhruddin Məhəmmədəliyev has seen enough of Sivasspor

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at Qarabag, and 0 appearances in 24 say he has earned the hearing.

Market

Ravan expected to open talks for Abiodun Toheeb

Both sides expect a conversation in the coming days. Qarabag will name a price, and everything after that is arithmetic.

Squad

Abiodun Toheeb gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

22 Edition

The Qarabag Chronicle

28 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Đorđe Despotović hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Qarabag can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Oleksiy Kashchuk says Qarabag went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Boardroom

Wages eat 188% of everything Qarabag earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

In brief

16 Edition

The Qarabag Chronicle

16 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Qarabag up to position 1

25 points on the board and a place in the leading group. Nobody at the ground is saying the word out loud yet.

Match

Still nobody has beaten Qarabag

The unbeaten run reaches 11. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Loan watch

Amin Ramazanov has seen enough of Gandzasar

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at Qarabag, and 0 appearances in 13 say he has earned the hearing.

Squad

No place for André Hansen on the big day

He found out with everybody else, an hour before kick-off, from a sheet of paper on a wall. Nobody at Qarabag pretended it was anything other than a decision about him.

Match

Qarabag and Zira take a point apiece

It finished 1-1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Squad

Karol Mets knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Qarabag, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

14 Edition

The Qarabag Chronicle

2 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Still nobody has beaten Qarabag

The unbeaten run reaches 9. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Market

Kady Borges wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Qarabag hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Boardroom

Wages eat 190% of everything Qarabag earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Mateusz Kochalski

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Camilo Durán is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.27 with 5 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Match

Qarabag and Gabala take a point apiece

It finished 2-2, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Squad

The armband comes off Kady Borges

Qarabag will explain it as a decision about the team, and it may well be one. A dressing room has never once read it that way.

The terraces

Everybody has an opinion about Mateusz Kochalski

He is the name in every column and on every phone-in, which is a heavy thing to carry at any age. Some footballers thrive on it; others are quietly finished by it.

Squad

André Hansen knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Qarabag, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

13 Edition

The Qarabag Chronicle

26 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Still nobody has beaten Qarabag

The unbeaten run reaches 8. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Match

Qarabag see off Sumgayit

Three points for Qarabag, 3-1 the final word against Sumgayit in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Squad

André Hansen gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Đorđe Despotović asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Squad

The shirt belongs to Noah Saviolo now

At 22 he has made the position his own, and the man he took it from has to find something to say about it. Qarabag have a decision that made itself.

Squad

Kevin Medina unhappy with how he is being used

Asked to play a role that is not his, or taken off before the hour once too often — Kevin Medina has let it be known that he does not like the way Qarabag are using him. Managers hear this long before the press does.

In brief