Lars Ranger

Right Back - Lillestrom
24 Feb 2027
Wednesday
Process

Marked for Lars Ranger

27 Edition

The Lillestrom Courier

1 Feb 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tempers go at Lillestrom

Gustav Nyheim was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Sander Moen Foss

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Lars Ranger knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Lillestrom, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

Back issues
20 Edition

The Lillestrom Courier

14 Dec 2026
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Felix Vá

41 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Lillestrom lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Lars Ranger keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Lillestrom may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Real improvement from Gustav Nyheim at Lillestrom

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Gustav Nyheim is 20, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

In brief

  • Squad Words at Lillestrom training over how hard people work
10 Edition

The Lillestrom Courier

5 Oct 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Felix Vá

Successful dribbles: 40. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Markus Karlsbakk in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Lillestrom this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Lillestrom training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ylldren Ibrahimaj is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

7 Edition

The Lillestrom Courier

14 Sep 2026
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Ylldren Ibrahimaj falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Simo Lampinen-Skaug will join Lillestrom for nothing

The paperwork is done long before the player is. Simo Lampinen-Skaug has agreed terms to come here when his current deal runs out, which means Lillestrom have spent a summer's transfer budget on a phone call.

Match

A bad afternoon for Lillestrom against Viking

1‑2 to Viking, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

In brief

5 Edition

The Lillestrom Courier

31 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Kevin Krygård in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Lillestrom this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Felix Vá runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 22. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Ylldren Ibrahimaj falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Ulrik Yttergård Jenssen was the difference for Lillestrom

Marked 7.50. Ask anyone leaving the ground what settled it and you will get one name, which is the only award that has ever really counted.

Squad

Ylldren Ibrahimaj asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Squad

Lars Ranger dropped after a run of poor form

The one version of being left out a player cannot argue with, and the one he takes worst. Somebody else has been better and the team sheet says so, in public, every week until it changes.

In brief