Patrick

Defensive Midfielder - Free Agent
7 May 2030
Tuesday
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Marked for Patrick

146 Edition

The Araz-Nakhchivan Sentinel

14 May 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Words at Araz-Nakhchivan training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Tomáš Liška is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

No hiding place for Eldar Kuliev

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Eldar Kuliev, and the manager let it.

Squad

Néris wants one last season at home

Every long career reaches the week the last one is thought about. He would like it to be where he started, and Araz-Nakhchivan know now that the thought has arrived.

Squad

Tempers go at Araz-Nakhchivan

Namakoro Diallo was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

Eldar Kuliev gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Eldar Kuliev is on it.

Market

The Bruno question follows Araz-Nakhchivan around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Bruno’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

The dugout

The manager makes Zuconelli a promise

Nothing in writing and nothing in public: a word about playing time, given face to face at Araz-Nakhchivan. The team sheets over the next month will show whether it was worth having.

The dugout

Renat Madatov asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

Still no signature from Patrick

5 months left and the two sides are nowhere near each other. Every week this drags on takes money off what Araz-Nakhchivan could get for him.

In brief

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141 Edition

The Araz-Nakhchivan Sentinel

9 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Words exchanged at Araz-Nakhchivan

Cristian Avram and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Araz-Nakhchivan training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Pedro Bicalho is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Time is catching up with Arthur Caculé

Everybody at Araz-Nakhchivan saw it before anybody said it, which is how this always goes. At 37 the decline is real and measurable — 3 points — and the only question left is how the club handles somebody it owes a great deal to.

The dugout

When it matters, Pedro Bicalho plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Boardroom

Araz-Nakhchivan can only buy what they sell

Nobody has barred the club from spending; it simply has nothing to spend that it has not first raised. Every incoming name comes with an outgoing one attached.

Market

The Ba-Muaka Simakala question follows Araz-Nakhchivan around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Ba-Muaka Simakala’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

The dugout

The manager makes Eldar Kuliev a promise

Nothing in writing and nothing in public: a word about playing time, given face to face at Araz-Nakhchivan. The team sheets over the next month will show whether it was worth having.

Squad

László Deutsch still has not settled

A year in and the language has not come, the city has not opened up, and he eats alone more often than anybody at Araz-Nakhchivan would like to admit. It is showing on Saturdays.

Market

Still no signature from Patrick

6 months left and the two sides are nowhere near each other. Every week this drags on takes money off what Araz-Nakhchivan could get for him.

In brief

137 Edition

The Araz-Nakhchivan Sentinel

12 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

The dugout

Harry Forster: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Araz-Nakhchivan have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Words exchanged at Araz-Nakhchivan

Cristian Avram and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Élie Andzouono wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Araz-Nakhchivan can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

Squad

A row about effort at Araz-Nakhchivan

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Tomáš Liška was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Frane Maglica has outgrown this division

There is a level at which a footballer stops being tested and starts being contained, and he reached it some time ago. Araz-Nakhchivan know it, and so does everybody who watches him.

The dugout

When it matters, Pedro Bicalho plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Boardroom

Araz-Nakhchivan can only buy what they sell

Nobody has barred the club from spending; it simply has nothing to spend that it has not first raised. Every incoming name comes with an outgoing one attached.

The dugout

Eldar Kuliev asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

The Ba-Muaka Simakala question follows Araz-Nakhchivan around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Ba-Muaka Simakala’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

127 Edition

The Araz-Nakhchivan Sentinel

1 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Araz-Nakhchivan boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Market

Patrick asks to leave Araz-Nakhchivan

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

5 matches without a win for Araz-Nakhchivan

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around Araz-Nakhchivan are no longer polite ones.

Match

4 matches without a goal for Araz-Nakhchivan

The chances are being made and something is happening between the making and the finishing. 4 matches now, and the anxiety in the ground arrives a little earlier every week.

Squad

Cristian Avram in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Araz-Nakhchivan this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Pedro Bicalho falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Arthur Caculé in trouble away from the ground

Every paper's favourite story and every manager's least. What happened is being dealt with internally, which is the phrase clubs use when they would rather nobody asked again.

Market

Jurgen Bardhi is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Araz-Nakhchivan has been clear about where Jurgen Bardhi stands, which is more than many ever get.

Player ratings

Reece Smith runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 19. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

111 Edition

The Araz-Nakhchivan Sentinel

11 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Jurgen Bardhi puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Araz-Nakhchivan, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

A fracture rules Bəxtiyar Həsənalizadə out for 70 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Araz-Nakhchivan will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Words at Araz-Nakhchivan training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Pedro Bicalho is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

Slavia Prague tell Araz-Nakhchivan: Matej Jankto is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

Words exchanged at Araz-Nakhchivan

Turan Vəlizadə and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Harry Forster

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Araz-Nakhchivan settle into a new shape

4 matches in a formation nobody announced. Managers change systems every week; keeping one is the rare part, and this one has been kept.

Looking ahead

Turan Vəlizadə faces his old club

Shamakhi next, and one man in the Araz-Nakhchivan dressing room knows their training ground better than his own. The reception will tell him what they thought of him.

Market

The Ba-Muaka Simakala story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Ba-Muaka Simakala signs something — a contract at Araz-Nakhchivan or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

107 Edition

The Araz-Nakhchivan Sentinel

14 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Bəxtiyar Həsənalizadə breaks a bone — 102 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 102 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

The dugout

Wanderson Melo: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Araz-Nakhchivan have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Mustafa Əhmədzadə agrees terms with Shahdag Qusar

The clubs have settled the fee and he has settled his wages. What remains is a medical and a photograph, and around Araz-Nakhchivan people have started saying his name in the past tense.

Market

Patrick hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Araz-Nakhchivan can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

A falling-out at Araz-Nakhchivan

Tomáš Liška and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Player ratings

Ba-Muaka Simakala beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 21. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Boardroom

5 academy players handed senior numbers at Araz-Nakhchivan

The morning the pathway stops being a brochure and becomes a team sheet. Most of them will not be here in three years; all of them have already done the hard part, which was getting to today.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Nicola Anelli

Araz-Nakhchivan asked and Renate said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Tomáš Liška

At 23 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

In brief

104 Edition

The Araz-Nakhchivan Sentinel

24 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Pedro Bicalho hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Araz-Nakhchivan can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

57 days out for Tərlan Əhmədli after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Araz-Nakhchivan will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Market

Remo come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Araz-Nakhchivan did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Transfer targets

Araz-Nakhchivan rebuffed over Emilio Troncoso

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. São Luiz have kept their man, and Araz-Nakhchivan go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

A falling-out at Araz-Nakhchivan

Turan Vəlizadə and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Patrick falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Pedro Bicalho knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Araz-Nakhchivan, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Boardroom

Araz-Nakhchivan have to sell first

The manager has a list and the board has a condition attached to it. That is not a crisis — half of football works this way — but it decides which of the two of them gets his way in August.

The dugout

No hiding place for Mustafa Əhmədzadə

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Mustafa Əhmədzadə, and the manager let it.

In brief

101 Edition

The Araz-Nakhchivan Sentinel

3 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tomáš Liška damages knee ligaments — 26 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 26 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

the manager takes the Araz-Nakhchivan job

“I have watched this squad. There is more in it than the table says.” First press conference, first promise — the manager made the one every new manager makes, and now comes the part where it gets checked.

Squad

80 days out for Tərlan Əhmədli after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Araz-Nakhchivan will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Market

Araz-Nakhchivan say no — this time

The offer from Qarabag for Jurgen Bardhi was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Market

Bar Cohen puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Araz-Nakhchivan, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Felipe Santos in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Araz-Nakhchivan this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

Colón tell Araz-Nakhchivan: Nahuel Ciro is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

Patrick falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Araz-Nakhchivan try to borrow Emilio Troncoso

São Luiz have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

In brief

98 Edition

The Araz-Nakhchivan Sentinel

12 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Ramón breaks a bone — 33 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 33 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Sabah come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Araz-Nakhchivan did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

Pedro Bicalho wants European nights

The general version of this complaint is that a player wants more. The specific version names the thing: he wants to walk out under floodlights against clubs from other countries, and he has stopped pretending otherwise.

Boardroom

Still nobody in the Araz-Nakhchivan dugout

11 days with the chair empty, a list of names that grows and shrinks by the day, and not one signature on anything. Every week that passes takes the best candidates off it.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Juliano

Araz-Nakhchivan asked and Bragantino said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Words at Araz-Nakhchivan training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Patrick is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

A falling-out at Araz-Nakhchivan

Coşqun Diniyev and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Transfer targets

Araz-Nakhchivan try to borrow Juliano

Bragantino have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

Market

Bar Cohen is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Araz-Nakhchivan has been clear about where Bar Cohen stands, which is more than many ever get.

In brief