André Ceitil

Defensive Midfielder - Alverca
18 Jul 2028
Tuesday
Process

Marked for André Ceitil

100 Edition

The Alverca Gazette

26 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Alverca boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Market

Davy Gui has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Alverca they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Words exchanged at Alverca

Zé Rafael and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Alverca

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and André Geraldes was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

No hiding place for Ronaldo Lumungo

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Ronaldo Lumungo, and the manager let it.

Squad

Jaider Pérez wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Alverca can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

Squad

5 new faces, and Alverca are still learning each other

A squad rebuilt inside one window pays for it in a currency nobody budgets for. The football is not worse than the sum of the players; it is worse than the sum of the players who have played together before.

The dugout

A promise honoured for André Ceitil

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. Alverca told André Ceitil something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

Market

Alverca and André Ceitil are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

In brief

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The Alverca Gazette

19 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Alverca turn down Porto for Figueiredo

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

The dugout

Jaider Cortes keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Alverca may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Transfer targets

Fee done, terms next for Henrique Martins

Alverca and Leixões have settled on $240.0K. The rest belongs to the player and his agent, and a supporter who has watched one of these before knows not to buy the shirt yet.

Market

Sergi Gómez has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Alverca they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

A falling-out at Alverca

Zé Rafael and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Market

Francisco Goncalves steps up from the Alverca academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Francisco Goncalves has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

Market

Lucas Sousa steps up from the Alverca academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Lucas Sousa has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

Squad

A row about effort at Alverca

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Diogo Spencer was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Home is on Jaider Cortes's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Alverca are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

In brief

77 Edition

The AVS Gazette

17 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

9 matches without a win for AVS

The run now stands at 9, and the questions being asked around AVS are no longer polite ones.

Match

Pacos de Ferreira punish AVS for switching off

2 goals to the good, and then a slow surrender of everything that had been earned. Jorge Aguirre will not be the one blamed for it, but nobody at AVS escapes the conversation that follows a collapse like this.

Market

André Ceitil hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what AVS can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Bernardo Conde has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around AVS they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at AVS

Koba Koindredi was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Demir Ege Tıknaz falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Nilton Cardoso will join AVS for nothing

The paperwork is done long before the player is. Nilton Cardoso has agreed terms to come here when his current deal runs out, which means AVS have spent a summer's transfer budget on a phone call.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Alexander Bah

AVS asked and Benfica said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Player ratings

Andre Green runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 18. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

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The AVS Gazette

13 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Nowhere to hide for AVS

0‑3 against Porto, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Market

André Ceitil hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what AVS can pretend not to have heard.

Match

4 matches without a win for AVS

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around AVS are no longer polite ones.

Squad

A falling-out at AVS

Koba Koindredi and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at AVS training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Fábio Cardoso is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

3 matches without a goal for AVS

The chances are being made and something is happening between the making and the finishing. 3 matches now, and the anxiety in the ground arrives a little earlier every week.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Tiago Galletto

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

Doors closed at AVS

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We will look at it, we will learn from it, and we go again.” The three sentences every manager keeps for a 0‑3 defeat, delivered by Ricardo Marques to a room that had heard them before.

In brief

69 Edition

The AVS Gazette

22 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Raul Steffens keeps AVS in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Bernardo Conde has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around AVS they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Koba Koindredi in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at AVS this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at AVS

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Fábio Cardoso was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

AVS rescue it on 93 minutes

Behind, and beaten by any honest reading, until minute 93. Rio Ave had the points in their pocket and a corner of the ground still believed, which is generally when it happens.

Market

André Ceitil is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at AVS has been clear about where André Ceitil stands, which is more than many ever get.

The dugout

No hiding place for Eduardo Teixeira

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Eduardo Teixeira, and the manager let it.

The dugout

AVS pick somebody else ahead of Rodrigo Pinho

There is no complaint available here and everybody involved knows it, which does not make the walk to the bench any shorter. Form is the only currency in football that cannot be borrowed against.

Match

Honours even between AVS and Rio Ave

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

In brief

68 Edition

The AVS Gazette

15 Nov 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

AVS strike at the death to beat Académico de Viseu

There were 86 minutes on the clock and Académico de Viseu had all but banked the point. Football rarely reads the room, and AVS did not stop to explain themselves.

Squad

A falling-out at AVS

Koba Koindredi and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at AVS

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Demir Ege Tıknaz was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The terraces

AVS supporters have found a favourite in Jorge Meireles

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 23-year-old it feels ownership of. Jorge Meireles has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Match

AVS see off Académico de Viseu

Three points for AVS, 1‑0 the final word against Académico de Viseu in a contest settled by the finer margins.

The dugout

André Ceitil gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Deandre Kerr runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 16. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

Nobody on the pitch touched Jorge Meireles

7.70, and no serious argument from anybody who was there. AVS had eleven men on the pitch and one of them decided how it went.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“I am not going to get carried away and I will not let them either. It was a good day. There will be harder ones.” Ricardo Marques kept it short after the 1‑0 win, which is what managers do when they are happy.

In brief

60 Edition

The AVS Gazette

20 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Eduardo Teixeira damages knee ligaments — 24 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 24 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

The step up is real for Demir Ege Tıknaz

At 23 he is doing things this season that he could not do last season, and doing them every week. Form comes and goes; this has stayed long enough to be called something else.

Squad

A falling-out at AVS

Koba Koindredi and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Fábio Cardoso falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Andre Green was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 20. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Michele Collocolo

AVS asked and Cremonese said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Market

AVS promote Francisco Goncalves from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Francisco Goncalves has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

Market

One of our own: Sergio Soares joins the AVS first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Sergio Soares is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

The dugout

No hiding place for André Ceitil

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to André Ceitil, and the manager let it.

In brief

  • Player ratings The afternoon belonged to Koba Koindredi
  • The dugout The manager’s verdict
  • The dugout AVS pick somebody else ahead of Ponck
59 Edition

The AVS Gazette

13 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Eduardo Teixeira damages knee ligaments — 31 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 31 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Terms done: Bernardo Conde is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and Leiria waiting with a shirt. Nobody at AVS is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

The dugout

André Ceitil: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” AVS have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Jean-Pierre Rhyner asks to leave AVS

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Words exchanged at AVS

Koba Koindredi and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Real improvement from Davi Schuindt at AVS

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Davi Schuindt is 23, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

Late improvement for Koba Koindredi

At 25 the improving is meant to be over, and it is not: 3 points better than a year ago. It happens to the ones who take the boring parts seriously.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Danilo Cataldi

AVS asked and AC Milan said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Match

AVS rescue it on 90 minutes

Behind, and beaten by any honest reading, until minute 90. Moreirense had the points in their pocket and a corner of the ground still believed, which is generally when it happens.

In brief

43 Edition

The Académico de Viseu Chronicle

24 May 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Boardroom

Académico de Viseu have won it

This is the season the town will measure the next twenty against. The trophy travels home with the squad, and the route through the streets was agreed days ago.

Boardroom

Promotion for Académico de Viseu

Mathematically certain, and nobody in this town is going to bed early. Whatever else happened this season, it finishes a division above where it started.

Squad

Mohammed Bouldini honoured for the season

The kind of year that ends with a name being read out in a hall. Académico de Viseu had the benefit of it every week and now have the problem of everybody else knowing.

Squad

Words exchanged at Académico de Viseu

André Clovis and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Académico de Viseu

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Robinho was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Nils Mortimer

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

André Ceitil is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Académico de Viseu has been clear about where André Ceitil stands, which is more than many ever get.

Market

The Juan Soriano story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Juan Soriano signs something — a contract at Académico de Viseu or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Squad

Orlando Neto: “I am not a substitute”

“I have done everything asked of me in training and it has not changed a thing on a Saturday.” The most familiar complaint in football, and one Académico de Viseu will have to answer with minutes or with a transfer.

In brief

41 Edition

The Académico de Viseu Chronicle

10 May 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Nobody above Académico de Viseu

First, on 74 points. The table is a fact and a fact is allowed to be enjoyed, which is as far as anybody at the club is prepared to go in public.

Squad

André Clovis in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Académico de Viseu this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Académico de Viseu

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Nikos Michelis was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Rúben Pereira gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Pedro Barcelos knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Académico de Viseu, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

André Clovis linked with a move away

The name of André Clovis keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Académico de Viseu say nothing, which says plenty.

Squad

A wage question at Académico de Viseu

Igor Milioransa has done the arithmetic and does not like the answer. Nothing corrodes a squad faster, and no club has ever solved it by explaining the wage structure to a footballer.

The dugout

A door opens for André Ceitil

He asked about his future and was given an answer with minutes in it. The manager has now made a promise in a building where promises are remembered, and the clock on it has started.

Market

Tomás Silva placed on the list

Académico de Viseu have made Tomás Silva available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

In brief

  • The dugout The manager comes out for Robinho
  • Squad Robinho is the talk of the training ground
38 Edition

The Académico de Viseu Chronicle

19 Apr 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Words exchanged at Académico de Viseu

André Clovis and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Académico de Viseu

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Nikos Michelis was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

A promise honoured at Académico de Viseu

Something was said to Tomás Domingos and then it happened. In this industry that passes for remarkable, and the dressing room noticed faster than any supporter could.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of André Ceitil

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

The Mohammed Bouldini story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Mohammed Bouldini signs something — a contract at Académico de Viseu or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

The dugout

Tomás Domingos knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Tomás Domingos trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

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The Académico de Viseu Chronicle

16 Nov 2026
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Both of them Lorougnon Gohi's — 8.25

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.25, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

The dugout

André Ceitil says Académico de Viseu went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

André Clovis in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Académico de Viseu this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Académico de Viseu training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Robinho is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Lorougnon Gohi the difference as Académico de Viseu beat Leixões

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Lorougnon Gohi. 2‑1 against Leixões, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Pedro Barcelos

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

David Nunes out for 64 days

The medical room confirms 64 days on the sidelines for David Nunes, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

The dugout

A promise honoured for André Clovis

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. Académico de Viseu told André Clovis something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

The dugout

Francisco Cardoso has his say

“We earned that. I asked them for a reaction and I got one, and now I want the same again on Saturday.” Francisco Cardoso on a 2‑1 afternoon that pleased him more than he was prepared to show.

In brief

5 Edition

The Académico de Viseu Chronicle

31 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Lorougnon Gohi puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Académico de Viseu, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

A defender's goal wins it for Académico de Viseu — 7.05

1 for André Ceitil, marked 7.05, and a centre-half's name in the part of the report he normally only reaches by mistake. He will not be allowed to forget it in the dressing room for a month.

Market

Business is business: Hugo Gambor goes

Vizela paid $950.0K and Académico de Viseu took it, which is the whole story in one sentence. The longer version involves a wage budget and will be told all season.

Squad

Tempers go at Académico de Viseu

Robinho was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

No deal for João Teixeira at that price

Académico de Viseu offered $120.0K; Chaves said it was not close. The manager will be told the money is still there for the right player, which is what managers are told.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Henri Gonzalez

Académico de Viseu asked and Chamois Niortais said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Match

Académico de Viseu rescue it on 90 minutes

Behind, and beaten by any honest reading, until minute 90. Porto B had the points in their pocket and a corner of the ground still believed, which is generally when it happens.

Match

Lorougnon Gohi rescues a point for Académico de Viseu

It needed Lorougnon Gohi to find the net to bring anything home at all: 2‑2 against Porto B, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

Transfer targets

Académico de Viseu try to borrow Juan Paulo Figueroa

Crewe Alexandra have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

In brief

4 Edition

The Académico de Viseu Chronicle

24 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Triumph

Squad

6 saves: Juan Soriano was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 6 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Market

André Ceitil puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Académico de Viseu, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Académico de Viseu say no — this time

The offer from Portimonense for Rodrigo Guedes was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Transfer targets

Stefan Nita will not be coming to Académico de Viseu

Terms were offered and declined. Whether it was the wages, the role or the town, nobody at Astra is saying, and nobody at Académico de Viseu is enjoying the guessing.

Squad

André Clovis in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Académico de Viseu this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

Too dear: Académico de Viseu walk away from Alexander Bah

$120.0K was the most the club would pay and Benfica were asking for more. Deals like this are revived in the last week of a window roughly half the time, and everybody involved knows it.

Transfer targets

Académico de Viseu rebuffed over David Moreira

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Sporting CP have kept their man, and Académico de Viseu go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

Robinho falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Mohammed Bouldini sends Académico de Viseu past Farense

It finished 1‑0, and it was Mohammed Bouldini’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Académico de Viseu.

In brief