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20 Nov 2033
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Marked for Valentin Ţicu

377 Edition

The Dinamo Bucharest Herald

17 Oct 2033
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Alexandru Musi breaks a bone — 14 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 14 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Toheeb Kosoko has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Dinamo Bucharest they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Nikita Stoinov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Dinamo Bucharest this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Dinamo Bucharest come up short against Viitorul

Viitorul left with the points after a 1‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Kennedy Boateng

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Raul Opruţ falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Cătălin Cîrjan was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.05. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Match

Cătălin Cîrjan answers Viitorul immediately

Conceding is one thing; the response is what tells you about a dressing room. Cătălin Cîrjan had Dinamo Bucharest level again within 3 minutes, and Viitorul never got to play with a lead at all.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Lucas Landgren Persson

Successful dribbles: 15. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

Back issues
373 Edition

The Dinamo Bucharest Herald

19 Sep 2033
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

Nikita Stoinov wins the derby for Dinamo Bucharest

Derby days make names, and Nikita Stoinov made his against FCSB. 2‑1, bragging rights secured, and one half of town will be tired of hearing about him by Tuesday.

Squad

Alexandru Musi breaks a bone — 42 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 42 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Devis Epassy

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Toheeb Kosoko is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Dinamo Bucharest is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Player ratings

A derby belongs to Nikita Stoinov

Beat anybody else and it is three points. Beat them and it is a story a city tells for a decade. Dinamo Bucharest have their man.

Match

Dinamo Bucharest make it 3 in a row

Momentum is a hard thing to buy and an easy thing to lose, and right now Dinamo Bucharest have 3 straight wins of it.

Squad

Nikita Stoinov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Dinamo Bucharest this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Raul Opruţ falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Cătălin Cîrjan

Successful dribbles: 15. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

372 Edition

The Dinamo Bucharest Herald

12 Sep 2033
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Alexandru Musi breaks a bone — 49 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 49 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

Still nobody has beaten Dinamo Bucharest

The unbeaten run reaches 8. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Squad

Tempers go at Dinamo Bucharest

Nikita Stoinov was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Eyes on Toheeb Kosoko again

The phone has started ringing about Toheeb Kosoko again, and this time the name on the line is Botosani. Dinamo Bucharest are listening politely and promising nothing.

Match

Dinamo Bucharest find a way past Petrolul

Petrolul made Dinamo Bucharest work for it, but the scoreboard read 1‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Squad

Words at Dinamo Bucharest training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Maxime Sivis is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Maxime Sivis

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Cristian Mihai takes the honours

Marked 7.34 on an afternoon he ran from the first whistle to the last. Whatever else went wrong, Dinamo Bucharest had the best player on the pitch.

Player ratings

A day to forget for Valentin Ţicu

Marked 5.16, and generously at that. Nothing came off, and by the end the crowd had stopped expecting it to.

In brief

368 Edition

The Dinamo Bucharest Herald

15 Aug 2033
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Alexandru Musi breaks a bone — 77 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 77 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Alberto Soro yet — 9.16

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 9.16 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Market

Dinamo Bucharest turn down Botosani for Toheeb Kosoko

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Tempers go at Dinamo Bucharest

Nikita Stoinov was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Alberto Soro sends Dinamo Bucharest past Viitorul

It finished 3‑1, and it was Alberto Soro’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Dinamo Bucharest.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Nikita Stoinov

Marked 8.31 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Ciprian Moldovan out for 26 days

The medical room confirms 26 days on the sidelines for Ciprian Moldovan, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Maxime Sivis

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Toheeb Kosoko is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Dinamo Bucharest has been clear about where Toheeb Kosoko stands, which is more than many ever get.

In brief

364 Edition

The Dinamo Bucharest Herald

18 Jul 2033
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Alexandru Musi out for 105 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Dinamo Bucharest will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Dinamo Bucharest turn down Botosani for Toheeb Kosoko

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Boardroom

Razvan Iancu has agreed to leave Dinamo Bucharest for nothing

He will play here until the summer and then walk out of the door for free, having already signed elsewhere. Supporters will manage the first part of that sentence; it is the second they will struggle with.

Squad

Nikita Stoinov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Dinamo Bucharest this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Maxime Sivis falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

When it matters, Kennedy Boateng plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

360 Edition

The Dinamo Bucharest Herald

20 Jun 2033
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Raul Opruţ out for 63 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Dinamo Bucharest will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Nikita Stoinov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Dinamo Bucharest this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Alexandru Musi falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

354 Edition

The Dinamo Bucharest Herald

9 May 2033
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Raul Opruţ out for 105 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Dinamo Bucharest will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Nikita Stoinov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Dinamo Bucharest this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Dinamo Bucharest training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Kennedy Boateng is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

343 Edition

The Dinamo Bucharest Herald

21 Feb 2033
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Raul Opruţ

44 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Dinamo Bucharest lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Dinamo Bucharest out of the cup

Petrolul ended it 0‑5. The season narrows to the league now, and everyone in the ground knew it before the final whistle.

The terraces

A cup hiding at Petrolul leaves Dinamo Bucharest explaining themselves

0-5, and long before the end the away end had switched from encouragement to something considerably more pointed. Nobody rings a phone-in about losing narrowly.

Squad

Jacopo Antolini: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Dinamo Bucharest have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Toheeb Kosoko has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Dinamo Bucharest they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Dinamo Bucharest

Nikita Stoinov was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Kennedy Boateng falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Nobody left the Dinamo Bucharest dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

Player ratings

Adrian Mazilu never got going

4.91 on the card. Some afternoons a footballer looks like a man who has only just been introduced to the game, and this was one of them.

In brief

342 Edition

The Dinamo Bucharest Herald

14 Feb 2033
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Raul Opruţ

51 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Dinamo Bucharest lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

Nicusor Keseru signs for Viitorul while still at Dinamo Bucharest

The rules permit it and it stings anyway. Nicusor Keseru has agreed terms with Viitorul for the summer, and until then he pulls on this shirt as a player who has already chosen his next one.

Squad

Nikita Stoinov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Dinamo Bucharest this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

339 Edition

The Dinamo Bucharest Herald

24 Jan 2033
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

George Puşcaş says Dinamo Bucharest went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Valentin Ţicu puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Dinamo Bucharest, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Only the photograph left for Toheeb Kosoko

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Toheeb Kosoko will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Dinamo Bucharest the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Dinamo Bucharest

Nikita Stoinov was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Dinamo Bucharest training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Alexandru Musi is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

87% of the income goes out in wages at Dinamo Bucharest

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

In brief

338 Edition

The Dinamo Bucharest Herald

17 Jan 2033
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Nikita Stoinov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Dinamo Bucharest this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A move Pierre Meunier would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Pierre Meunier is living that version at Dinamo Bucharest, and it tends to show in the first month.

Squad

Words at Dinamo Bucharest training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Kennedy Boateng is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

336 Edition

The Dinamo Bucharest Herald

3 Jan 2033
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Alberto Soro is named among the best

There are footballers who have a good season and footballers a season is remembered for, and the second kind get their names read out in a hall in the summer. Dinamo Bucharest will be quietly delighted and privately nervous.

Squad

Devis Epassy stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Devis Epassy and Dinamo Bucharest agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Nikita Stoinov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Dinamo Bucharest this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

332 Edition

The Dinamo Bucharest Herald

6 Dec 2032
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Adrian Man

17 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Dinamo Bucharest lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Nikita Stoinov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Dinamo Bucharest this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Alberto Soro stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Alberto Soro and Dinamo Bucharest agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

322 Edition

The Dinamo Bucharest Herald

27 Sep 2032
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Adrian Man damages knee ligaments — 87 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 87 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Alberto Soro yet — 8.85

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.85 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Valentin Ţicu keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Dinamo Bucharest may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Dinamo Bucharest

George Puşcaş was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Dinamo Bucharest see off Universitatea Craiova

Three points for Dinamo Bucharest, 3‑2 the final word against Universitatea Craiova in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Squad

Kennedy Boateng falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

320 Edition

The Dinamo Bucharest Herald

13 Sep 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Adrian Man damages knee ligaments — 101 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 101 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Tempers go at Dinamo Bucharest

George Puşcaş was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Kennedy Boateng falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

No hiding place for Kennedy Boateng

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Kennedy Boateng, and the manager let it.

Match

Dinamo Bucharest come up short against Petrolul

Petrolul left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Player ratings

Off the pace: Valentin Ţicu

A mark of 4.57 tells the story without any need for embellishment. He will want the tape of this one quietly lost.

Player ratings

A day to forget for Mamoudou Karamoko

Marked 5.40, and generously at that. Nothing came off, and by the end the crowd had stopped expecting it to.

Player ratings

An afternoon Toheeb Kosoko will want back

Marked 5.47. Nothing he attempted worked and by the hour mark he had stopped attempting much, which is the part a manager notices rather than the mistakes.

Player ratings

Alexandru Musi could not find anything

5.61. Every footballer has these and most of them happen away from a full ground; his did not, and he will be aware of that all week.

In brief

299 Edition

The Dinamo Bucharest Herald

19 Apr 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Robin Jansson

73 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Dinamo Bucharest lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Dinamo Bucharest

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Tempers go at Dinamo Bucharest

Kennedy Boateng was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

291 Edition

The Dinamo Bucharest Herald

23 Feb 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

The small margins put Dinamo Bucharest out

Out, 2‑3 to Petrolul, and the long argument about which of the small moments decided it. The league is all there is now, and everybody knows it.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Dinamo Bucharest

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Dinamo Bucharest is running low.

Squad

Tempers go at Dinamo Bucharest

Nikita Stoinov was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Kennedy Boateng falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Cătălin Cîrjan

Successful dribbles: 20. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Cătălin Cîrjan

10 goals and a season average of 7.32 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Squad

No hiding place for Alexandru Musi

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Alexandru Musi, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Alberto Soro at his very best

Marked 8.57. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Dinamo Bucharest.

Match

Nobody wins at Dinamo Bucharest

8 home matches unbeaten. Visiting sides arrive already talking about the atmosphere, which is usually the sign that they have half-lost before kickoff.

In brief

283 Edition

The Dinamo Bucharest Herald

29 Dec 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Dinamo Bucharest

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Valentin Ţicu: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Dinamo Bucharest have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Kennedy Boateng in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Dinamo Bucharest this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief