Dmitry Tananeev

Central Defender - FC Versailles
8 May 2029
Tuesday
Process

Marked for Dmitry Tananeev

143 Edition

The FC Versailles Chronicle

23 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A fracture rules Raphaël Calvet out for 121 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason FC Versailles will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Player ratings

Harouna Djibirin runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 28. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

Dmitry Tananeev puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at FC Versailles, and it is not being withdrawn.

The dugout

Patrick Koffi keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” FC Versailles may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Pape Demba Diop is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.21 with 19 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Match

Nobody wants to play FC Versailles right now

3 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Squad

Shelton Guillaume in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at FC Versailles this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at FC Versailles training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Elisha Owusu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

FC Versailles see off FC Fleury 91

Three points for FC Versailles, 1‑0 the final word against FC Fleury 91 in a contest settled by the finer margins.

In brief

  • Player ratings The afternoon belonged to Ali Ouchen
  • The dugout Cédric Odzoumo left out for the big one
  • The dugout The manager’s verdict
Back issues
139 Edition

The FC Versailles Chronicle

26 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

FC Versailles tear FC Rouen apart

Rarely has this fixture seen a display like it: 3‑0 against FC Rouen, and it could have been more.

Squad

3 goals for Pape Demba Diop

The match ball belongs to Pape Demba Diop, whose 3 goals turned a difficult afternoon into a procession.

Match

FC Versailles up to position 3

56 points on the board and a place in the leading group. Nobody at the ground is saying the word out loud yet.

Market

Dmitry Tananeev puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at FC Versailles, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Pape Demba Diop is carrying FC Versailles

19 goals and a season average of 7.21. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

A falling-out at FC Versailles

Florian Le Joncour and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at FC Versailles training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Elisha Owusu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Harouna Djibirin

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

FC Versailles settle it inside twenty minutes

2 goals before the ground had finished arriving. FC Rouen spent the rest of the afternoon playing a match that had already been decided, and everybody in the stadium knew it.

In brief

114 Edition

The FC Versailles Chronicle

2 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

The knee: Jawed Kalaï out for 53 days

53 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. FC Versailles lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Squad

77 days out for Romain Basque after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. FC Versailles will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Market

Dmitry Tananeev puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at FC Versailles, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

Pape Demba Diop goes up and wins it — 7.85

A defender on the scoresheet, which happens rarely enough that everybody in the ground remembers who took the corner. 1 for him, and a mark of 7.85 for the rest of it.

Squad

Cédric Odzoumo stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Cédric Odzoumo and FC Versailles agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Florian Le Joncour in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at FC Versailles this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

FC Versailles get the job done against Le Puy Foot 43

A 1‑0 win over Le Puy Foot 43, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“I am not going to get carried away and I will not let them either. It was a good day. There will be harder ones.” Théodore David kept it short after the 1‑0 win, which is what managers do when they are happy.

The dugout

Patrick Koffi gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

113 Edition

The FC Versailles Chronicle

25 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Théo Le Normand out for 16 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason FC Versailles will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

The small margins put FC Versailles out

Out, 0‑1 to EA Guingamp, and the long argument about which of the small moments decided it. The league is all there is now, and everybody knows it.

Match

No mercy from FC Versailles

SC Aubagne Air Bel will want this one forgotten quickly: 3‑0, every duel lost, and a long ride home. FC Versailles were ruthless in the way good sides are ruthless.

Market

Nathan Yavorsky asks to leave FC Versailles

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Player ratings

Alexis Kabamba beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 27. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Player ratings

Florian Le Joncour, 33, rolls back the years — 7.83

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 7.83 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Words exchanged at FC Versailles

Elisha Owusu and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Shelton Guillaume

Marked 8.03 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

The dugout

No hiding place for Amine Saïd

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Amine Saïd, and the manager let it.

In brief

86 Edition

The FC Versailles Chronicle

20 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Harouna Djibirin at 21 — 7.63

The hardest thing about being 21 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Harouna Djibirin did not need any: 7.63, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Match

No end in sight to FC Versailles's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at FC Versailles has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

A falling-out at FC Versailles

Florian Le Joncour and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at FC Versailles training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Valentin Atangana is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

A bad afternoon for FC Versailles against Valenciennes

1‑3 to Valenciennes, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

Elisha Owusu gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Shelton Guillaume was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.05. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

The dugout

A promise honoured for Valentin Atangana

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. FC Versailles told Valentin Atangana something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

Squad

Hugo Barbet gifts one

A goalkeeper’s error has no defender behind it to tidy it away. He knew before the ball crossed the line, the crowd knew a second later, and there is nothing anybody can say tonight.

In brief

  • The dugout The manager’s verdict
  • The dugout Somebody else is better right now than Papis Dembelé
  • Squad No place for Dmitry Tananeev in the new shape
85 Edition

The FC Versailles Chronicle

13 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Nathan Yavorsky hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what FC Versailles can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

A fracture rules Raphaël Calvet out for 15 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason FC Versailles will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Théo Barbet out for 18 days

The medical room confirms 18 days on the sidelines for Théo Barbet, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

Words exchanged at FC Versailles

Florian Le Joncour and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Dmitry Tananeev arrives at the club he grew up with

Every footballer has an answer to the question about his boyhood club, and most of them never get to act on it. Dmitry Tananeev has, at FC Versailles, and the first month will show what that does to a man.

Match

The goals have deserted FC Versailles

3 matches, no goals, and a training ground that has tried everything. It will end — droughts always do — but nobody at FC Versailles can tell you which week it ends in.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Papis Dembelé

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

A bad afternoon for FC Versailles against Clermont Foot

0‑1 to Clermont Foot, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

Théodore David faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Théodore David after 0‑1, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

In brief

58 Edition

The Rodina Sentinel

6 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Svyatoslav Kozhedub has said yes to Saturn

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Rodina have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Market

Andrey Yegorychev puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Rodina, and it is not being withdrawn.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 144% of the Rodina income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

Squad

Words at Rodina training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Kirill Ushatov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Words exchanged at Rodina

Dmitry Tananeev and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

No hiding place for Kerfala Cissoko

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Kerfala Cissoko, and the manager let it.

Squad

Artem Biryukov slips down the pecking order

The demotion a club never announces and a dressing room always notices. Artem Biryukov is further from the side than he was, and the reason will not be given until he asks.

The dugout

Sebastián Arce knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Rodina, and both men came out saying it was fine.

The dugout

Mikhail Maltsev has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Rodina will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

53 Edition

The Rodina Sentinel

2 Aug 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Omonoia Aradippou come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Rodina did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

Daniil Chernyshev is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Rodina is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Player ratings

German Onugkha scores twice — 8.39

Two goals and a mark of 8.39 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

The dugout

Kirill Ushatov keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Rodina may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Boardroom

Belts tighten at Rodina

The accounts are being read more closely than the results. Wages before ambition is the order of business now, and the manager has been told so.

Market

Andrey Yegorychev puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Rodina, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

A bad afternoon for Rodina against Akhmat

2‑3 to Akhmat, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Sergey Volkov

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Dmitry Tananeev stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Dmitry Tananeev and Rodina agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

51 Edition

The Rodina Sentinel

19 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

A hiding for Rodina

Beaten 0‑4 by Lokomotiv Moscow, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

The dugout

Alexandr Stenyakin says Rodina went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Rodina turn down Ural for Sebastián Arce

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

6 saves: Sergey Volkov was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 6 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Market

Only the photograph left for Yegor Larionov

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Yegor Larionov will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Rodina the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Rodina

Yordy Reyna was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Nosta join the queue for Dmitry Tananeev

Add another name to the list: Nosta have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Dmitry Tananeev. The answer from Rodina has not changed — yet.

The dugout

No hiding place for Leo Goglichidze

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Leo Goglichidze, and the manager let it.

Squad

A row about effort at Rodina

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Kirill Ushatov was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

In brief

  • Boardroom The ground is getting bigger
  • Boardroom Inquest at Rodina
  • Market Kosmos are about to pick up the phone
50 Edition

The Nosta Chronicle

12 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

45 days out for Ismael Sesay after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Nosta will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Market

Vladislav Galkin asks to leave Nosta

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Words exchanged at Nosta

Stanislav Irshev and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

No deal for Dmitry Tananeev at that price

Nosta offered $83.0K; Rodina said it was not close. The manager will be told the money is still there for the right player, which is what managers are told.

Boardroom

174% of the income goes out in wages at Nosta

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Market

Nosta and Amirkhan Temukov are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

The dugout

Vadim Bogdanov is still paying for one afternoon at Nosta

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Ilja Vostrikov is in the works

Nosta have made the call to Spartak Tambov. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

Transfer targets

Nosta try to borrow Yury Petrovskiy

Volgar have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

In brief

50 Edition

The Rodina Sentinel

12 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Alexandr Stenyakin agrees terms with Nart

The clubs have settled the fee and he has settled his wages. What remains is a medical and a photograph, and around Rodina people have started saying his name in the past tense.

Market

Rodina say no — this time

The offer from Neftyanik for Yordy Reyna was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Market

Vladislav Samko is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Rodina is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

Ivan Timoshenko moves on

Dinamo Moscow pay $600.0K, and the deal is done. The number reads well on a balance sheet; whether it reads well on the pitch is next season's question.

Squad

Words exchanged at Rodina

Dmitry Tananeev and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 117% of the Rodina income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Samu Herronen

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Magomedkhabib Abdusalamov asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Squad

An aura around Matvey Lukin

Where he used to play does most of his talking for him at Rodina. The room defers to it, the kids study it, and the only thing that can puncture it is a bad month.

In brief

49 Edition

The Rodina Sentinel

5 Jul 2027
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Boardroom

Promotion for Rodina

Mathematically certain, and nobody in this town is going to bed early. Whatever else happened this season, it finishes a division above where it started.

Boardroom

It is over: Rodina are relegated

The arithmetic ran out, and everybody could see it coming from a distance. The hard summer starts now, and next season's fixtures will be full of unfamiliar names.

Market

Daniil Chernyshev has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Rodina they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Market

Terms done: Yegor Larionov is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and Kaluga waiting with a shirt. Nobody at Rodina is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Squad

A falling-out at Rodina

Dmitry Tananeev and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

Kirill Ushatov gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Dmitry Tananeev is no longer first choice

The manager has re-ordered his thinking and Dmitry Tananeev has come out of it lower. He will be told it is temporary, and the players who have heard that before will avoid his eye.

Boardroom

Rodina sign 6 boys into the academy

None of them will be seen by anybody outside the training ground for three years, most of them will never play a senior match, and one of them might change the club. That is the whole proposition, and it is why academies exist.

The dugout

Magomedkhabib Abdusalamov knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Magomedkhabib Abdusalamov trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief