Ryan Porteous

Central Defender - Los Angeles Football Club
28 Oct 2032
Thursday
Process

Marked for Ryan Porteous

326 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

25 Oct 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Tempers go at Los Angeles Football Club

Heung-Min Son was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Artem Smolyakov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Home is on Deni Dashaev's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Los Angeles Football Club are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

In brief

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321 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

20 Sep 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Heung-Min Son in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Los Angeles Football Club this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Los Angeles Football Club training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Artem Smolyakov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

A bad afternoon for Los Angeles Football Club against Houston Dynamo

0‑1 to Houston Dynamo, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near David Martínez

Successful dribbles: 16. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

A promise honoured for Gabe Segal

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. Los Angeles Football Club told Gabe Segal something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

Squad

Ryan Porteous left out for the big one

A player who expected to start watched it instead. The manager will call it a decision for the team; Ryan Porteous will call it something else in private.

In brief

316 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

16 Aug 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Owen Mason keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Los Angeles Football Club may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Player ratings

Jacob Shaffelburg runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 30. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Tempers go at Los Angeles Football Club

Heung-Min Son was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Whatever happens, Los Angeles Football Club do not lose

6 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Squad

Henry Kessler falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Ryan Porteous gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

307 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

14 Jun 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Yusuf Mainge has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Los Angeles Football Club they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Heung-Min Son in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Los Angeles Football Club this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Los Angeles Football Club training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Artem Smolyakov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Los Angeles Football Club get the job done against Vancouver Whitecaps

A 1‑0 win over Vancouver Whitecaps, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of David Martínez at his very best

Marked 8.01. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Los Angeles Football Club.

Squad

No hiding place for Ryan Porteous

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Ryan Porteous, and the manager let it.

Squad

Los Angeles Football Club pick somebody else ahead of Eddie Segura

There is no complaint available here and everybody involved knows it, which does not make the walk to the bench any shorter. Form is the only currency in football that cannot be borrowed against.

Market

Moussa Doumbia runs his contract down

2 months remain and no agreement is close. Every week without a signature costs Los Angeles Football Club money.

Market

The shop window has Michael Johnson in it

Los Angeles Football Club have let the market know Michael Johnson can be had. No price in the advert, but everyone in the trade knows roughly what it says.

In brief

303 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

17 May 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Miles Moore out for 19 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Los Angeles Football Club will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Yusuf Mainge has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Los Angeles Football Club they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Heung-Min Son in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Los Angeles Football Club this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Los Angeles Football Club training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Artem Smolyakov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Eddie Segura gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

A bad afternoon for Los Angeles Football Club against San Diego Football Club

0‑1 to San Diego Football Club, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

Heung-Min Son runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 17. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

The terraces

The spotlight tightens on Ryan Porteous

Every touch is being weighed now, in print and everywhere else. Some players grow into that and some are quietly ruined by it, and nobody knows which in advance.

Player ratings

Ryan Porteous never got going

5.61 on the card. Some afternoons a footballer looks like a man who has only just been introduced to the game, and this was one of them.

In brief

294 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

15 Mar 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Heung-Min Son in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Los Angeles Football Club this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Los Angeles Football Club training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Sergi Palencia is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

David Martínez runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 19. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Ryan Porteous gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Los Angeles Football Club pick somebody else ahead of Eddie Segura

There is no complaint available here and everybody involved knows it, which does not make the walk to the bench any shorter. Form is the only currency in football that cannot be borrowed against.

Player ratings

Artem Smolyakov takes the honours

Marked 7.43 on an afternoon he ran from the first whistle to the last. Whatever else went wrong, Los Angeles Football Club had the best player on the pitch.

Match

Point won or two lost for Los Angeles Football Club?

Ninety minutes, no goals, and the argument started before the car park emptied: a point gained, or two thrown away against LA Galaxy? Both sides of it will still be going on Thursday.

Market

Matt Zardes told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Matt Zardes has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Los Angeles Football Club.

Market

The clock does Moussa Doumbia’s negotiating for him

5 months left, and both sides know what that means: every week without a signature, the fee Los Angeles Football Club could ask drops and the wages Moussa Doumbia can ask rise.

In brief

283 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

29 Dec 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Máximo Gándara is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Los Angeles Football Club is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Los Angeles Football Club

Heung-Min Son was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

David Martínez falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

268 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

15 Sep 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

Player ratings

Nobody could get near David Martínez

Successful dribbles: 31. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Heung-Min Son in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Los Angeles Football Club this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Los Angeles Football Club training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Sergi Palencia is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Houston Dynamo take the points off Los Angeles Football Club

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

The team sheet said everything about Denis Bouanga

Warm-up bib, ninety minutes of watching, and a handshake at the end that fooled nobody. Big matches tell you who a manager trusts; this one told Denis Bouanga.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Ryan Porteous

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

256 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

23 Jun 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Los Angeles Football Club's wait for a win

7 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Los Angeles Football Club has to find a result from somewhere.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near David Martínez

Successful dribbles: 26. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Tempers go at Los Angeles Football Club

Heung-Min Son was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Sergi Palencia falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Los Angeles Football Club come up short against LA Galaxy

LA Galaxy left with the points after a 1‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Henry Kessler gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

244 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

31 Mar 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Eddie Segura breaks a bone — 74 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 74 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

The wait goes on for Los Angeles Football Club

10 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Match

Los Angeles Football Club cannot find the net

5 games without scoring. Strikers stop looking up, midfielders take the extra touch, and every shot that clears the bar is followed by a groan that has been building since the last goal.

Squad

Tempers go at Los Angeles Football Club

Heung-Min Son was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near David Martínez

Successful dribbles: 22. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Henry Kessler falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

231 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

30 Dec 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at Los Angeles Football Club has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Market

Máximo Gándara hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Los Angeles Football Club can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Heung-Min Son in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Los Angeles Football Club this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Los Angeles Football Club training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. David Martínez is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Ryan Porteous gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

When it matters, Jeremy Ebobisse plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief