Sandro

Attacking Midfielder (R) - Las Palmas
7 Nov 2029
Wednesday
Process

Marked for Sandro

171 Edition

The Las Palmas Herald

5 Nov 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Dinko Horkaš

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Sergio Camello in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Las Palmas this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Enzo Loiodice in the eights

A performance of 8.89 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Xavier Simons

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Kirian

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Enzo Loiodice

5 goals and a season average of 7.40 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Match

Las Palmas and Córdoba take a point apiece

It finished 1‑1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Player ratings

Sergio Camello leaves them behind him

Shots: 10. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

Market

Sandro linked with a move away

The name of Sandro keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Las Palmas say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

Back issues
170 Edition

The Las Palmas Herald

29 Oct 2029
From our football correspondent Triumph

Squad

Dinko Horkaš keeps Las Palmas in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Las Palmas count the cost of losing Manu Fuster

18 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

Tempers go at Las Palmas

Dinko Horkaš was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Sergio Camello the difference as Las Palmas beat Granada

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Sergio Camello. 4‑3 against Granada, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Player ratings

One of those days for Enzo Loiodice

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.39, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

No hiding place for Dinko Horkaš

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Dinko Horkaš, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Juanma Herzog

Marked 8.87 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Sergio Camello in the eights

A performance of 8.69 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Sandro

Successful dribbles: 16. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

168 Edition

The Las Palmas Herald

15 Oct 2029
From our football correspondent Triumph

Market

Bohdan Khoma asks to leave Las Palmas

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

Las Palmas make it 5 in a row

Momentum is a hard thing to buy and an easy thing to lose, and right now Las Palmas have 5 straight wins of it.

Squad

Tempers go at Las Palmas

Sergio Ruiz was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Bohdan Khoma wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Las Palmas know it.

Player ratings

Juanma Herzog in the eights

A performance of 9.10 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Juanma Herzog sends Las Palmas past Valladolid

It finished 2‑1, and it was Juanma Herzog’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Las Palmas.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Sergio Camello

Marked 8.51 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Bohdan Khoma gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Kirian is carrying Las Palmas

5 goals and a season average of 7.29. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

In brief

  • The terraces Everybody has an opinion about Dinko Horkaš
  • Player ratings The one thing Sandro could not do
  • Player ratings Nobody could get near Kirian
167 Edition

The Las Palmas Herald

8 Oct 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Kirian leads the rout of Albacete

4‑0, and Kirian took the headlines on an afternoon when everything Las Palmas tried came off. Days like this are retold all winter.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Dinko Horkaš

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Xavier Simons shuts the door

Defensive actions: 32, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Match

Las Palmas make it 4 in a row

Momentum is a hard thing to buy and an easy thing to lose, and right now Las Palmas have 4 straight wins of it.

Squad

Sergio Camello in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Las Palmas this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Enzo Loiodice

Successful dribbles: 22. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

One of those days for Kirian

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.54, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Juanma Herzog in the eights

A performance of 9.09 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Brais Martínez gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

166 Edition

The Las Palmas Herald

1 Oct 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Harrison Jones: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Las Palmas have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Match

Nobody wants to play Las Palmas right now

3 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Squad

Tempers go at Las Palmas

Sergio Camello was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Las Palmas see off Cultural Leonesa

Three points for Las Palmas, 4‑3 the final word against Cultural Leonesa in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

Manu Fuster in the eights

A performance of 9.43 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

One of those days for Juanma Herzog

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.33, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Enzo Loiodice

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

One of those days for Sergio Camello

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.89, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Sandro

Marked 8.80 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

165 Edition

The Las Palmas Herald

24 Sep 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Enzo Loiodice says Las Palmas went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Sergio Camello in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Las Palmas this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Juanma Herzog sends Las Palmas past Burgos

It finished 3‑2, and it was Juanma Herzog’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Las Palmas.

Player ratings

One of those days for Enzo Loiodice

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.43, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Sergio Camello

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

One of those days for Juanma Herzog

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.72, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Sandro

Marked 8.52 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Manu Fuster in the eights

A performance of 8.23 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Loan watch

Mateo Aćimović counts the days

“I watch every Las Palmas game from here. That says everything about where my head is.” The loan at Elche runs its course, but his heart never made the trip.

In brief

164 Edition

The Las Palmas Herald

17 Sep 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Dinko Horkaš

There were 11 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Tempers go at Las Palmas

Sergio Camello was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

One of those days for Manu Fuster

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.32, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Match

Las Palmas see off Huesca

Three points for Las Palmas, 2‑1 the final word against Huesca in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

Kirian in the eights

A performance of 9.02 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

One of those days for Enzo Loiodice

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.95, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Jordan Storey

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Sandro

Successful dribbles: 13. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

The Sergio Camello talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Las Palmas know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

163 Edition

The Las Palmas Herald

10 Sep 2029
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Dinko Horkaš keeps Las Palmas in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Kofi Shaw: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Las Palmas have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Only the photograph left for Nemanja Stojić

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Nemanja Stojić will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Las Palmas the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Dinko Horkaš in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Las Palmas this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

One of those days for Manu Fuster

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.05, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Match

Las Palmas come up short against Almería

Almería left with the points after a 1‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Kirian

Successful dribbles: 15. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

Sergio Camello keeps on missing

Shots: 14, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

Squad

No hiding place for Nemanja Stojić

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Nemanja Stojić, and the manager let it.

In brief

159 Edition

The Las Palmas Herald

13 Aug 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Afonso Freitas puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Las Palmas, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Nemanja Stojić is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Las Palmas is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Enrique Clemente in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Las Palmas this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

No hiding place for Adrián Mosquera

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Adrián Mosquera, and the manager let it.

Squad

Luis Maturana stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Luis Maturana and Las Palmas agree another 5 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Market

Sandro linked with a move away

The name of Sandro keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Las Palmas say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

156 Edition

The Las Palmas Herald

23 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Las Palmas

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Market

Only the photograph left for Ibai Ortega

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Ibai Ortega will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Las Palmas the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Las Palmas

Enrique Clemente was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Cruzeiro expected to open talks for Sergio Camello

Both sides expect a conversation in the coming days. Las Palmas will name a price, and everything after that is arithmetic.

Market

Afonso Freitas told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Afonso Freitas has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Las Palmas.

Squad

Sergio Ruiz knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Las Palmas, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

155 Edition

The Las Palmas Herald

16 Jul 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Jordan Storey keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Las Palmas may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Only the photograph left for Nemanja Stojić

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Nemanja Stojić will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Las Palmas the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Enrique Clemente in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Las Palmas this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

No hiding place for Enzo Loiodice

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Enzo Loiodice, and the manager let it.

Squad

Sergio Ruiz knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Sergio Ruiz trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

Sandro linked with a move away

The name of Sandro keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Las Palmas say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

151 Edition

The Las Palmas Herald

18 Jun 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Sergio Ruiz keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Las Palmas may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Only the photograph left for Nemanja Stojić

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Nemanja Stojić will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Las Palmas the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Enrique Clemente in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Las Palmas this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

147 Edition

The Las Palmas Herald

21 May 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Kirian runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 32. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Enzo Loiodice

15 goals and a season average of 7.62 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Market

Nemanja Stojić has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Las Palmas they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Las Palmas

Enrique Clemente was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Enzo Loiodice’s goal not enough for Las Palmas

Enzo Loiodice scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to Real Sociedad B, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

Dinko Horkaš gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Enzo Loiodice

Marked 8.51 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Boardroom

Inquest at Las Palmas

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

Player ratings

Xavier Simons leaves them behind him

Shots: 13. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

In brief

145 Edition

The Las Palmas Herald

7 May 2029
From our football correspondent Triumph

Squad

Laurenz Orgler keeps Las Palmas in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Afonso Freitas hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Las Palmas can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Xavier Simons

Defensive actions: 30. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Juanma Herzog

17 goals and a season average of 7.58 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Match

Nobody wants to play Las Palmas right now

4 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Squad

Tempers go at Las Palmas

Dinko Horkaš was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Juanma Herzog in the eights

A performance of 9.59 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Las Palmas lose Iván Gil

14 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Match

Juanma Herzog sends Las Palmas past Eibar

It finished 1‑0, and it was Juanma Herzog’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Las Palmas.

In brief

  • Player ratings A masterclass from Sandro
  • Player ratings A defender's afternoon for Sergio Ruiz
  • Market Kirian linked with a move away
144 Edition

The Las Palmas Herald

30 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Manu Fuster

19 goals and a season average of 7.84 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Match

Las Palmas run riot against Cultural Leonesa

4‑0, and the margin flattered nobody — it could have carried another goal or two without complaint. Afternoons like this are why people keep coming.

Squad

Manu Fuster takes the match ball home

3 goals in one afternoon from one man. The other players were also present, a witness confirmed.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Las Palmas boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Match

Las Palmas make it 3 in a row

Momentum is a hard thing to buy and an easy thing to lose, and right now Las Palmas have 3 straight wins of it.

Squad

Dinko Horkaš in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Las Palmas this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

One of those days for Manu Fuster

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.89, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

One of those days for Juanma Herzog

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.70, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Sergio Camello

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

143 Edition

The Las Palmas Herald

23 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

No mercy from Las Palmas

Mirandés will want this one forgotten quickly: 4‑1, every duel lost, and a long ride home. Las Palmas were ruthless in the way good sides are ruthless.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Manu Fuster

16 goals and a season average of 7.79 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Laurenz Orgler

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Iñaki González keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Las Palmas may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Nemanja Stojić is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Las Palmas is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Las Palmas

Dinko Horkaš was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Manu Fuster in the eights

A performance of 9.23 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

One of those days for Juanma Herzog

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.03, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

One of those days for Sandro

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.22, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

141 Edition

The Las Palmas Herald

9 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Laurenz Orgler keeps Las Palmas in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 10 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Afonso Freitas asks to leave Las Palmas

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Enzo Loiodice is carrying Las Palmas

13 goals and a season average of 7.55. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

Tempers go at Las Palmas

Dinko Horkaš was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Michaël Heylen stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Michaël Heylen and Las Palmas agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Player ratings

One of those days for Juanma Herzog

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.16, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Sandro

Marked 8.29 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Kirian

Successful dribbles: 15. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Las Palmas and Leganés take a point apiece

It finished 1‑1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

In brief

  • Player ratings Manu Fuster leaves them behind him
  • Market Kirian linked with a move away
140 Edition

The Las Palmas Herald

2 Apr 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Las Palmas boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

Manu Fuster is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.74 with 12 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Squad

Sandro in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Las Palmas this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Sergio Camello the difference as Las Palmas beat Castellón

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Sergio Camello. 4‑3 against Castellón, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Squad

Michaël Heylen stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Michaël Heylen and Las Palmas agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Kirian

Successful dribbles: 20. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Manu Fuster

Marked 9.06 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Juanma Herzog in the eights

A performance of 8.96 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

No hiding place for Dinko Horkaš

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Dinko Horkaš, and the manager let it.

In brief

139 Edition

The Las Palmas Herald

26 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Kirian

Successful dribbles: 28. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Adrián Mosquera: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Las Palmas have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at Las Palmas

Sandro was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Juanma Herzog

11 goals and a season average of 7.33 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Squad

No hiding place for Enzo Loiodice

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Enzo Loiodice, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Sandro in the eights

A performance of 8.74 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Sergio Camello leaves them behind him

Shots: 13. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

Match

Las Palmas share the spoils with Andorra

A 1‑1 draw with Andorra leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

Player ratings

Manu Fuster leaves them behind him

Shots: 8. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

In brief

  • Market The Sandro talk will not go away
  • Boardroom The Las Palmas production line keeps running
137 Edition

The Las Palmas Herald

12 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Afonso Freitas hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Las Palmas can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Enzo Loiodice

13 goals and a season average of 7.60 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Squad

Seb Naylor: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Las Palmas have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at Las Palmas

Sandro was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Las Palmas lose Iván Gil

80 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Enzo Loiodice

Marked 9.28 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

Enzo Loiodice the difference as Las Palmas beat Oviedo

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Enzo Loiodice. 2‑1 against Oviedo, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Juanma Herzog

Marked 8.87 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Sandro

Marked 8.19 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

136 Edition

The Las Palmas Herald

5 Mar 2029
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Nowhere to hide for Las Palmas

4‑7 against Gijón, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Las Palmas

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Las Palmas is running low.

Squad

Manu Fuster is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.74 with 11 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Squad

Mateo Aćimović: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Las Palmas have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Kirian wants more than Las Palmas are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Squad

Sandro in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Las Palmas this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Jordan Storey signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Jordan Storey commits to Las Palmas for another 3 years.

Player ratings

One of those days for Enzo Loiodice

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.03, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Manu Fuster

Marked 8.98 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

135 Edition

The Las Palmas Herald

26 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Manu Fuster is carrying Las Palmas

10 goals and a season average of 7.71. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

Tempers go at Las Palmas

Dinko Horkaš was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

A bad afternoon for Las Palmas against Zaragoza

2‑3 to Zaragoza, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Las Palmas count the cost of losing Alexis Domínguez

74 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

No hiding place for Sergio Ruiz

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Sergio Ruiz, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Manu Fuster in the eights

A performance of 8.78 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

One of those days for Sandro

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.65, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

One of those days for Kirian

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.24, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Market

The Sandro talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Las Palmas know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

134 Edition

The Las Palmas Herald

19 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Still nobody has beaten Las Palmas

The unbeaten run reaches 10. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Squad

Alexis Domínguez: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Las Palmas have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Enzo Loiodice is carrying Las Palmas

11 goals and a season average of 7.51. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

Dinko Horkaš in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Las Palmas this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Afonso Freitas wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Las Palmas know it.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Enzo Loiodice

Marked 9.18 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Kirian

Marked 8.39 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Sandro in the eights

A performance of 8.34 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Manu Fuster in the eights

A performance of 8.20 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

133 Edition

The Las Palmas Herald

12 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Triumph

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Laurenz Orgler

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Afonso Freitas puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Las Palmas, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

Nobody wants to play Las Palmas right now

5 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Squad

Tempers go at Las Palmas

Enrique Clemente was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Enzo Loiodice is carrying Las Palmas

10 goals and a season average of 7.47. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

Las Palmas lose Iván Gil

114 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Match

Las Palmas see off Burgos

Three points for Las Palmas, 2‑1 the final word against Burgos in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

Enzo Loiodice in the eights

A performance of 9.00 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Sandro in the eights

A performance of 8.66 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

132 Edition

The Las Palmas Herald

5 Feb 2029
From our football correspondent Triumph

Squad

Laurenz Orgler keeps Las Palmas in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

Las Palmas cannot stop winning

4 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Squad

Manu Fuster is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.64 with 9 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Squad

Sandro in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Las Palmas this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

One of those days for Manu Fuster

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.59, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Marco Rente signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Marco Rente commits to Las Palmas for another 3 years.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Juanma Herzog

Marked 9.48 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

Juanma Herzog the difference as Las Palmas beat Huesca

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Juanma Herzog. 3‑1 against Huesca, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Sandro

Marked 9.11 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

131 Edition

The Las Palmas Herald

29 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Triumph

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Laurenz Orgler

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Las Palmas turn down Espanyol for Iñaki González

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Match

Las Palmas cannot stop winning

3 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Squad

Tempers go at Las Palmas

Sandro was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Kirian

9 goals and a season average of 7.49 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Match

Las Palmas see off Almería

Three points for Las Palmas, 3‑2 the final word against Almería in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Kirian

Marked 9.15 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

One of those days for Juanma Herzog

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.97, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

No hiding place for Jordan Storey

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Jordan Storey, and the manager let it.

In brief

  • Player ratings A masterclass from Manu Fuster
  • Player ratings A masterclass from Sandro
  • Market The Sandro talk will not go away
130 Edition

The Las Palmas Herald

22 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Triumph

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Xavier Simons

Defensive actions: 39. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Squad

Laurenz Orgler keeps Las Palmas in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 10 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Nemanja Stojić asks to leave Las Palmas

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Alberto Dadie: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Las Palmas have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Dinko Horkaš in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Las Palmas this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Espanyol join the queue for Iñaki González

Add another name to the list: Espanyol have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Iñaki González. The answer from Las Palmas has not changed — yet.

Match

Whatever happens, Las Palmas do not lose

6 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Enzo Loiodice

Marked 9.42 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Market

Business is business: Eduardo Santana goes

Andorra paid $170.0K and Las Palmas took it, which is the whole story in one sentence. The longer version involves a wage budget and will be told all season.

In brief

129 Edition

The Las Palmas Herald

15 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Afonso Freitas asks to leave Las Palmas

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Las Palmas

Sandro was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Manu Fuster is carrying Las Palmas

8 goals and a season average of 7.55. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Manu Fuster

Marked 9.44 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Kirian in the eights

A performance of 9.15 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Manu Fuster sends Las Palmas past Córdoba

It finished 2‑1, and it was Manu Fuster’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Las Palmas.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Enzo Loiodice

Marked 8.28 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Alberto Dadie signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Alberto Dadie and Las Palmas agree another 4 years.

Player ratings

Sergio Camello keeps on missing

Shots: 12, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

In brief

128 Edition

The Las Palmas Herald

8 Jan 2029
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Marvin Park puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Las Palmas, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Sandro in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Las Palmas this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Manu Fuster is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.49 with 7 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Player ratings

One of those days for Manu Fuster

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.89, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Laurenz Orgler gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Kirian

Marked 8.26 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

Las Palmas share the spoils with Granada

A 1‑1 draw with Granada leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

Squad

Juanma Herzog knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Las Palmas, and both men came out saying it was fine.

The terraces

The spotlight tightens on Laurenz Orgler

Every touch is being weighed now, in print and everywhere else. Some players grow into that and some are quietly ruined by it, and nobody knows which in advance.

In brief

126 Edition

The Las Palmas Herald

25 Dec 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Enrique Clemente asks to leave Las Palmas

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Botafogo come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Las Palmas did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

Edward Cedeño: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Las Palmas have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Xavier Simons in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Las Palmas this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

One of those days for Manu Fuster

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 10.00, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Match

Las Palmas get the job done against Real Sociedad B

A 3‑2 win over Real Sociedad B, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

One of those days for Kirian

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.23, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

One of those days for Enzo Loiodice

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.12, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

No hiding place for Dinko Horkaš

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Dinko Horkaš, and the manager let it.

In brief

122 Edition

The Las Palmas Herald

27 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Dinko Horkaš in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Las Palmas this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Kirian

Successful dribbles: 21. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

Enzo Loiodice in the eights

A performance of 9.29 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

No hiding place for Jordan Storey

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Jordan Storey, and the manager let it.

Squad

Kirian is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.23 with 5 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Match

Las Palmas share the spoils with Mirandés

A 1‑1 draw with Mirandés leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

In brief

121 Edition

The Las Palmas Herald

20 Nov 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Enrique Clemente hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Las Palmas can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Laurenz Orgler keeps Las Palmas in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Tempers go at Las Palmas

Dinko Horkaš was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Sandro the difference as Las Palmas beat Ceuta

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Sandro. 2‑1 against Ceuta, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Sandro

Marked 8.88 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Xavier Simons gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

One of those days for Sergio Camello

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.77, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

One of those days for Manu Fuster

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.53, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Kirian

Successful dribbles: 18. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

118 Edition

The Las Palmas Herald

30 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Las Palmas run riot against Andorra

4‑1, and the margin flattered nobody — it could have carried another goal or two without complaint. Afternoons like this are why people keep coming.

Market

Marvin Park asks to leave Las Palmas

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Enrique Clemente in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Las Palmas this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Iván Gil

Successful dribbles: 22. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

Ale García in the eights

A performance of 9.80 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Juanma Herzog

Marked 9.35 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Kirian

Marked 9.28 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Iñaki González

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Kirian is carrying Las Palmas

5 goals and a season average of 7.22. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

In brief

116 Edition

The Las Palmas Herald

16 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Damian van der Haar hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Las Palmas can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Edward Cedeño keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Las Palmas may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Las Palmas lose Sandro

14 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

Dinko Horkaš in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Las Palmas this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Kirian

Successful dribbles: 21. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

No hiding place for Enrique Clemente

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Enrique Clemente, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Ale García in the eights

A performance of 8.41 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Juanma Herzog

Marked 8.39 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

Las Palmas share the spoils with Oviedo

A 3‑3 draw with Oviedo leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

In brief

114 Edition

The Las Palmas Herald

2 Oct 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Marvin Park hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Las Palmas can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Xavier Simons says Las Palmas went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Laurenz Orgler

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Las Palmas lose Jordan Storey

15 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

Dinko Horkaš in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Las Palmas this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Still nobody has beaten Las Palmas

The unbeaten run reaches 7. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Player ratings

One of those days for Kirian

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.96, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Manu Fuster

Marked 8.38 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

Las Palmas share the spoils with Zaragoza

A 1‑1 draw with Zaragoza leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

In brief

112 Edition

The Las Palmas Herald

18 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Laurenz Orgler keeps Las Palmas in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 10 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

7 matches without a win for Las Palmas

The run now stands at 7, and the questions being asked around Las Palmas are no longer polite ones.

Market

Damian van der Haar hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Las Palmas can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Damian van der Haar: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Las Palmas have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Las Palmas count the cost of losing Sandro

46 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

Enrique Clemente in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Las Palmas this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Sergio Camello

Marked 8.35 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Ale García

Marked 8.27 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

Las Palmas and Burgos take a point apiece

It finished 2‑2, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

In brief

  • Market The Kirian story refuses to die
  • Player ratings Nobody could get near Kirian
  • Player ratings Manu Fuster leaves them behind him
111 Edition

The Las Palmas Herald

11 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Nemanja Stojić hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Las Palmas can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Michaël Heylen: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Las Palmas have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Match

6 matches without a win for Las Palmas

The run now stands at 6, and the questions being asked around Las Palmas are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Sergio Camello in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Las Palmas this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Sergio Camello in the eights

A performance of 10.00 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

No hiding place for Enrique Clemente

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Enrique Clemente, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Sandro

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

Kirian in the eights

A performance of 8.61 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Manu Fuster in the eights

A performance of 8.40 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

110 Edition

The Las Palmas Herald

4 Sep 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Marvin Park asks to leave Las Palmas

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Laurenz Orgler: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Las Palmas have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Laurenz Orgler

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

No end in sight to Las Palmas's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Las Palmas has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

Kirian wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Las Palmas hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Squad

Tempers go at Las Palmas

Dinko Horkaš was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Manu Fuster

Marked 8.59 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

One of those days for Sergio Camello

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.25, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Las Palmas count the cost of losing Josan Ferrández

19 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

In brief

109 Edition

The Las Palmas Herald

28 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Enrique Clemente hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Las Palmas can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Sergio Ruiz

Defensive actions: 31. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Market

Only the photograph left for Miki Muñoz

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Miki Muñoz will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Las Palmas the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Match

The wait goes on for Las Palmas

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Dinko Horkaš in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Las Palmas this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Kirian gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Kirian runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 18. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Juanma Herzog

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 18 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Loan watch

Mateo Aćimović counts the days

“I watch every Las Palmas game from here. That says everything about where my head is.” The loan at Girona runs its course, but his heart never made the trip.

In brief

105 Edition

The Las Palmas Herald

31 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Las Palmas

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Las Palmas is running low.

Market

Miki Muñoz is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Las Palmas is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Xavier Simons in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Las Palmas this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Sergio Ruiz knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Las Palmas, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

Sandro linked with a move away

The name of Sandro keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Las Palmas say nothing, which says plenty.

The terraces

The spotlight tightens on Afonso Freitas

Every touch is being weighed now, in print and everywhere else. Some players grow into that and some are quietly ruined by it, and nobody knows which in advance.

In brief

101 Edition

The Las Palmas Herald

3 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

It is over: Las Palmas are relegated

The arithmetic ran out, and everybody could see it coming from a distance. The hard summer starts now, and next season's fixtures will be full of unfamiliar names.

Squad

Kirian says Las Palmas went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Las Palmas

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Las Palmas is running low.

Market

Miki Muñoz has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Las Palmas they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Market

Enrique Clemente wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Las Palmas hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Squad

Enrique Clemente in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Las Palmas this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

97 Edition

The Las Palmas Herald

5 Jun 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Athletic Bilbao come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Las Palmas did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Las Palmas boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Market

Kirian wants more than Las Palmas are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Market

Only the photograph left for Miki Muñoz

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Miki Muñoz will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Las Palmas the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Andreas Christensen in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Las Palmas this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

No hiding place for Cristian Gutiérrez

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Cristian Gutiérrez, and the manager let it.

Market

Sandro linked with a move away

The name of Sandro keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Las Palmas say nothing, which says plenty.

Boardroom

$15.5M taken back off the Las Palmas table

What was available in the summer has quietly gone. Upstairs nobody will call it a change of ambition; downstairs nobody will call it anything else.

The terraces

Supporters make their feelings known about Andreas Christensen

The speculation has reached the stands, and the stands have answered. Las Palmas would like this settled before it becomes the only thing anybody asks about.

In brief

93 Edition

The Las Palmas Herald

8 May 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

A hiding for Las Palmas

Beaten 0‑3 by Alavés, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Squad

Iñaki González says Las Palmas went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Miki Muñoz is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Las Palmas is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Andreas Christensen in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Las Palmas this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Manu Fuster

8 goals and a season average of 7.46 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Squad

No hiding place for Sergio Ruiz

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Sergio Ruiz, and the manager let it.

Boardroom

Inquest at Las Palmas

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

Player ratings

Rodrigo Mendoza leaves them behind him

Shots: 8. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

Player ratings

Unai Gómez leaves them behind him

Shots: 9. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

In brief

91 Edition

The Las Palmas Herald

24 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Andreas Christensen

21 goals and a season average of 7.44 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Squad

Enrique Clemente out for 87 days

The medical room confirms 87 days on the sidelines for Enrique Clemente, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

Andreas Christensen in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Las Palmas this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Las Palmas get the job done against Getafe

A 3‑2 win over Getafe, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

One of those days for Andreas Christensen

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.16, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Rodrigo Mendoza in the eights

A performance of 8.88 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Unai Gómez in the eights

A performance of 8.81 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

One of those days for Sandro

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.23, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Enzo Loiodice gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

  • Market The Kirian talk will not go away
  • Boardroom The Las Palmas production line keeps running
  • The terraces The press have found their man in Unai Gómez
89 Edition

The Las Palmas Herald

10 Apr 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Dinko Horkaš keeps Las Palmas in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Miki Muñoz is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Las Palmas is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Dinko Horkaš in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Las Palmas this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Manu Fuster

8 goals and a season average of 7.45 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Match

A bad afternoon for Las Palmas against Rayo Vallecano

1‑2 to Rayo Vallecano, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

No hiding place for Enrique Clemente

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Enrique Clemente, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Rodrigo Mendoza in the eights

A performance of 8.54 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Sandro in the eights

A performance of 8.01 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

The one thing Sergio Camello could not do

Shots: 13, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

In brief

87 Edition

The Las Palmas Herald

27 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Andreas Christensen in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Las Palmas this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Enzo Loiodice signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Enzo Loiodice commits to Las Palmas for another 5 years.

Squad

Nemanja Stojić wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Las Palmas know it.

Match

Unai Gómez sends Las Palmas past Sevilla

It finished 2‑1, and it was Unai Gómez’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Las Palmas.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Unai Gómez

Marked 9.02 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

One of those days for Manu Fuster

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.66, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Rodrigo Mendoza is carrying Las Palmas

7 goals and a season average of 7.37. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Sandro

Marked 8.19 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

The one thing Rodrigo Mendoza could not do

Shots: 4, enough of them from close enough that a striker in form scores two. He is not a striker in form.

In brief

86 Edition

The Las Palmas Herald

20 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Nemanja Stojić puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Las Palmas, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

3 goals for Unai Gómez

The match ball belongs to Unai Gómez, whose 3 goals turned a difficult afternoon into a procession.

Squad

Andreas Christensen is carrying Las Palmas

19 goals and a season average of 7.44. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

Tempers go at Las Palmas

Andreas Christensen was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Las Palmas find a way past Valencia

Valencia made Las Palmas work for it, but the scoreboard read 5‑4 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Unai Gómez

Marked 9.85 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Kirian

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Sandro in the eights

A performance of 9.11 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Andreas Christensen in the eights

A performance of 8.99 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

85 Edition

The Las Palmas Herald

13 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Dinko Horkaš

There were 14 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Miki Muñoz has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Las Palmas they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Dinko Horkaš in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Las Palmas this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Sandro gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Manu Fuster

8 goals and a season average of 7.42 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Match

Athletic Bilbao take the points off Las Palmas

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Loan watch

Manuel Montes has seen enough of Girona

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at Las Palmas, and 0 appearances in 29 say he has earned the hearing.

Player ratings

Rodrigo Mendoza runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 14. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

Sandro linked with a move away

The name of Sandro keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Las Palmas say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

84 Edition

The Las Palmas Herald

6 Mar 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Las Palmas run riot against Atlético Madrid

4‑1, and the margin flattered nobody — it could have carried another goal or two without complaint. Afternoons like this are why people keep coming.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Las Palmas

Position 18 and 27 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Squad

A day Andreas Christensen will not forget

3 goals in one game. The first was taken well, the second was taken greedily, and by the third the crowd were simply waiting for him to get the ball.

Squad

Dinko Horkaš keeps Las Palmas in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Andreas Christensen

17 goals and a season average of 7.40 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Market

Kirian raises the bar for Las Palmas

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Las Palmas heard it as anything else.

Squad

Tempers go at Las Palmas

Andreas Christensen was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Still nobody has beaten Las Palmas

The unbeaten run reaches 6. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Player ratings

One of those days for Manu Fuster

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 9.34, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

83 Edition

The Las Palmas Herald

28 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Dinko Horkaš keeps Las Palmas in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Andreas Christensen in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Las Palmas this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Andreas Christensen is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.32 with 14 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Player ratings

One of those days for Sandro

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.08, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Juanma Herzog

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Kirian runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 16. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

Andreas Christensen rescues a point for Las Palmas

It needed Andreas Christensen to find the net to bring anything home at all: 2‑2 against Deportivo La Coruña, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

Player ratings

A costly moment from Andreas Christensen

One lapse, one goal, and ninety minutes of honest work counting for nothing. That is the job at Las Palmas, and it is a cruel one.

Player ratings

Rodrigo Mendoza leaves them behind him

Shots: 7. Goals: none. The chances were there and they were good ones, and they went into the stand, the goalkeeper's arms and the side netting in roughly that order.

In brief

81 Edition

The Las Palmas Herald

14 Feb 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Dinko Horkaš keeps Las Palmas in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

4 matches without a win for Las Palmas

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Las Palmas are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Andreas Christensen in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Las Palmas this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Ale García runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 20. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Andreas Christensen is carrying Las Palmas

12 goals and a season average of 7.25. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Sergio Camello

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Andreas Christensen in the eights

A performance of 8.88 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Loan watch

Manuel Montes wants to come home

“I did not go to Girona to sit and watch. I want to come back to Las Palmas and fight for my place.” 0 appearances in 25 matches say the rest.

Match

Honours even between Las Palmas and Levante

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

In brief

77 Edition

The Las Palmas Herald

17 Jan 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Dinko Horkaš

There were 10 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

Las Palmas run riot against Almería

5‑1, and the margin flattered nobody — it could have carried another goal or two without complaint. Afternoons like this are why people keep coming.

Squad

Andreas Christensen in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Las Palmas this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Jesé moves on

Mallorca pay $790.0K, and the deal is done. The number reads well on a balance sheet; whether it reads well on the pitch is next season's question.

Player ratings

Sandro in the eights

A performance of 9.92 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Andreas Christensen

Marked 9.30 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Enzo Loiodice

Marked 8.89 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Sergio Camello in the eights

A performance of 8.79 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Andreas Christensen

11 goals and a season average of 7.24 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

In brief

73 Edition

The Las Palmas Herald

20 Dec 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

15 matches without a win for Las Palmas

The run now stands at 15, and the questions being asked around Las Palmas are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Dinko Horkaš keeps Las Palmas in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Seb Naylor asks to leave Las Palmas

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Alberto Dadie says Las Palmas went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Marvin Park signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Marvin Park commits to Las Palmas for another 4 years.

Squad

Rodrigo Mendoza in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Las Palmas this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Andreas Christensen

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 19 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Loan watch

Manuel Montes counts the days

“I watch every Las Palmas game from here. That says everything about where my head is.” The loan at Girona runs its course, but his heart never made the trip.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Sandro

Successful dribbles: 14. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief