Ian

Left Midfielder - Retired
1 Aug 2032
Sunday
Process

Marked for Ian

251 Edition

The Tranmere Rovers Gazette

19 May 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Tranmere Rovers

38 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Luke McGee in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Tranmere Rovers this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A muscle injury sidelines Ian for 19 days

Nobody makes a documentary about a hamstring and everybody in the game fears one. Tranmere Rovers will be careful with the return date, because the second one is always worse than the first.

Squad

A row about effort at Tranmere Rovers

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Charlie Whitaker was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Fleetwood Town take the points off Tranmere Rovers

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Luca Martinazzi

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

James Plant runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 16. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 0‑1 Interim Coach left the room before anybody could ask which.

The dugout

A promise honoured for Ian

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. Tranmere Rovers told Ian something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

In brief

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246 Edition

The Tranmere Rovers Gazette

14 Apr 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Tranmere Rovers's wait for a win

33 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Tranmere Rovers has to find a result from somewhere.

Player ratings

James Plant runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 32. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

Tranmere Rovers cannot find the net

6 games without scoring. Strikers stop looking up, midfielders take the extra touch, and every shot that clears the bar is followed by a groan that has been building since the last goal.

Squad

A falling-out at Tranmere Rovers

Luke McGee and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Tranmere Rovers

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Nathan Smith was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Notts County take the points off Tranmere Rovers

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Tranmere Rovers lose Jack Jackson

25 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Boardroom

100% of the income goes out in wages at Tranmere Rovers

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

The dugout

Interim Coach answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 0‑1, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

In brief

243 Edition

The Tranmere Rovers Gazette

24 Mar 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No end in sight to Tranmere Rovers's wait for a win

30 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Tranmere Rovers has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

Charlie Whitaker has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Tranmere Rovers they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Luke McGee in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Tranmere Rovers this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near James Plant

Successful dribbles: 21. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Words at Tranmere Rovers training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Nathan Smith is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

The goals have deserted Tranmere Rovers

3 matches, no goals, and a training ground that has tried everything. It will end — droughts always do — but nobody at Tranmere Rovers can tell you which week it ends in.

The dugout

Interim Coach: “We have to be better”

“It is not the end of the world and it is not good enough. Both of those are true.” The manager, after a 0‑0 draw, said the honest thing and then went to say it again inside.

The dugout

The form table has caught Ian

Somebody else has been better, the manager has said so with a team sheet, and there is no argument to be had. He will get the shirt back the only way it can be got back.

Squad

Charlie Whitaker suspended

One booking too many, and Charlie Whitaker sits out. Tranmere Rovers lose him for the sort of avoidable reason that makes a manager's week longer.

In brief

241 Edition

The Tranmere Rovers Gazette

10 Mar 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

28 matches without a win for Tranmere Rovers

The run now stands at 28, and the questions being asked around Tranmere Rovers are no longer polite ones.

Boardroom

Tranmere Rovers give the job to Interim Coach

The club looked outside for a month, found nothing it preferred, and handed the job to the man who had been doing it anyway. He knows the building; now he has to prove he knows the rest.

Match

A hiding for Tranmere Rovers

Beaten 0‑3 by Burton Albion, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Player ratings

James Plant was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 25. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Squad

Words exchanged at Tranmere Rovers

Luke McGee and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

Tranmere Rovers are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 5 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Squad

A row about effort at Tranmere Rovers

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Charlie Whitaker was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Tranmere Rovers lose Jack Jackson

60 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

The dugout

Patrick Brough gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

238 Edition

The Tranmere Rovers Gazette

17 Feb 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

25 matches without a win for Tranmere Rovers

The run now stands at 25, and the questions being asked around Tranmere Rovers are no longer polite ones.

Squad

A falling-out at Tranmere Rovers

Luke McGee and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Charlie Whitaker falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

A bad afternoon for Tranmere Rovers against Barrow AFC

1‑2 to Barrow AFC, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

Ian gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 1‑2 Interim Coach left the room before anybody could ask which.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 92% of the Tranmere Rovers income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

The dugout

Tranmere Rovers pick somebody else ahead of Ian

There is no complaint available here and everybody involved knows it, which does not make the walk to the bench any shorter. Form is the only currency in football that cannot be borrowed against.

Player ratings

Charlie Whitaker runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 13. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

235 Edition

The Tranmere Rovers Gazette

27 Jan 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Tranmere Rovers

22 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Tranmere Rovers

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Market

Charlie Whitaker is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Tranmere Rovers is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Luke McGee stands alone

7 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Transfer targets

James Shea due for a Tranmere Rovers medical

Everything agreed with Notts County, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Squad

Luke McGee in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Tranmere Rovers this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

Tranmere Rovers rebuffed over Nicholas Bailey

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Bristol City have kept their man, and Tranmere Rovers go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Match

Tranmere Rovers come up short against Northampton Town

Northampton Town left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

A row about effort at Tranmere Rovers

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Ian was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

In brief

232 Edition

The Tranmere Rovers Gazette

6 Jan 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for Tranmere Rovers

19 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

The terraces

The mood at Tranmere Rovers has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Tranmere Rovers

Position 24 and 8 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Boardroom

Tranmere Rovers put Interim Coach on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Match

Chastening afternoon for Tranmere Rovers

A 0‑3 beating by Swindon Town was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Market

Ewan Griffiths puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Tranmere Rovers, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Luke McGee stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Luke McGee and Tranmere Rovers agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Tempers go at Tranmere Rovers

Luke McGee was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Ian falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

230 Edition

The Tranmere Rovers Gazette

23 Dec 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Tranmere Rovers's wait for a win

17 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Tranmere Rovers has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

A falling-out at Tranmere Rovers

Luke McGee and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Tranmere Rovers training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Charlie Whitaker is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Tranmere Rovers come up short against Milton Keynes Dons

Milton Keynes Dons left with the points after a 1‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Luke McGee

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Tranmere Rovers count the cost of losing Nikola Stojkovic

37 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Player ratings

Charlie Whitaker was the difference for Tranmere Rovers

Marked 7.96. Ask anyone leaving the ground what settled it and you will get one name, which is the only award that has ever really counted.

The dugout

Interim Coach answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 1‑2, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

The dugout

Tranmere Rovers pick somebody else ahead of Ian

There is no complaint available here and everybody involved knows it, which does not make the walk to the bench any shorter. Form is the only currency in football that cannot be borrowed against.

In brief

226 Edition

The Tranmere Rovers Gazette

25 Nov 2030
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

13 matches without a win for Tranmere Rovers

The run now stands at 13, and the questions being asked around Tranmere Rovers are no longer polite ones.

Match

Nowhere to hide for Tranmere Rovers

2‑6 against Cambridge United, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Player ratings

A brace, and Charlie Whitaker takes the afternoon — 8.38

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Charlie Whitaker provided it, and the 8.38 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Player ratings

James Plant was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 25. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Squad

A falling-out at Tranmere Rovers

Luke McGee and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

Charlie Whitaker among the goals in a wild afternoon

8 goals in one match, Charlie Whitaker on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of Tranmere Rovers and Cambridge United.

Squad

Words at Tranmere Rovers training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Charlie Whitaker is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Nathan Smith gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Beaten 6 times: a bad day for Luke McGee

2 saves does not settle the argument about whose fault it was, and the argument will run all week. Goalkeepers carry these scorelines whoever caused them.

In brief