Nil Coch

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456 Edition

The Alavés Sentinel

23 Apr 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Pablo Vázquez damages knee ligaments — 144 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 144 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Alavés boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

A fracture rules Nil Muñoz out for 19 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Alavés will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Karim Adeyemi

Successful dribbles: 27. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Nelson Deossa yet — 8.25

At 35 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.25 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Nil Coch says Alavés went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Only the photograph left for Jaime Flores

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Jaime Flores will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Alavés the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Alavés

Antoniu Roca was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Nelson Deossa the difference as Alavés beat Oviedo

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Nelson Deossa. 2‑1 against Oviedo, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

In brief

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The Alavés Sentinel

26 Feb 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Lucas Boyé

31 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Alavés lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Alavés

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Alavés is running low.

Match

Chastening afternoon for Alavés

A 0‑3 beating by Elche was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Squad

A fracture rules Nil Muñoz out for 75 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Alavés will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Nil Coch: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Alavés have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Only the photograph left for Jaime Flores

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Jaime Flores will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Alavés the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Alavés

Antoniu Roca was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

Doors closed at Alavés

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

Boardroom

99% of the income goes out in wages at Alavés

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

In brief

419 Edition

The Alavés Sentinel

7 Aug 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Karim Adeyemi signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Karim Adeyemi commits to Alavés for another 2 years.

Boardroom

Alavés still without a manager

37 days since the seat came open, a list of names doing the rounds, and nobody has signed anything. Every week this drags on the shortlist gets shorter.

Squad

Tempers go at Alavés

Toni Martínez was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Real improvement from Víctor Ortiz at Alavés

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Víctor Ortiz is 19, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

Words at Alavés training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Andoni Gorosabel is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Younes Ibrahim told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Younes Ibrahim has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Alavés.

In brief

414 Edition

The Alavés Sentinel

3 Jul 2034
From our football correspondent Steady

Boardroom

Alavés part company with Interim Coach

The statement thanked him for his efforts and wished him well, in that order and in about that many words. The search begins immediately.

Boardroom

A stranger takes charge at Alavés

The coaching staff has emptied out entirely and there was nobody internal to promote, so the club has appointed a name almost none of its supporters will recognise. Clubs recover from this; none of them enjoy explaining it.

Boardroom

Interim Coach takes charge at Alavés

“Somebody has to pick the team on Saturday, and this week that is me.” An interim appointment with no promises attached, which is how most of them start.

Market

Mor Ndiaye puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Alavés, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Maxim Kriushichev keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Alavés may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Lucas Boyé wants more than Alavés are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Squad

Antonio Blanco signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Antonio Blanco and Alavés agree another 2 years.

Squad

Antoniu Roca in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Alavés this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Andoni Gorosabel falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

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403 Edition

The Alavés Sentinel

17 Apr 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Marcos Prieto

79 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Alavés lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

Alavés give the job to Interim Coach

The club looked outside for a month, found nothing it preferred, and handed the job to the man who had been doing it anyway. He knows the building; now he has to prove he knows the rest.

The terraces

The mood at Alavés has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

Karim Adeyemi is carrying Alavés

19 goals and a season average of 7.38. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Player ratings

Milan Smits pops up at the right end — 7.10

7.10, 1 on the scoresheet, and the specific comedy of a back-four player celebrating like somebody who does this every week. He does not, and that is exactly why the ground reacted the way it did.

Squad

Antoniu Roca in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Alavés this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Antonio Sivera gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Karim Adeyemi at his very best

Marked 8.40. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Alavés.

Match

Alavés share the spoils with Gijón

A 2‑2 draw with Gijón leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

In brief