Emi

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31 Oct 2027
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Process

Marked for Emi

61 Edition

The Cacereño Chronicle

27 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Víctor Villacañas damages knee ligaments — 115 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 115 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

The dugout

Deco says Cacereño went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Emi falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

A bad afternoon for Cacereño against Zamora

1‑2 to Zamora, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Tempers go at Cacereño

Miguel Berlanga was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

No hiding place for Fabrizio Brignani

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Fabrizio Brignani, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Alejandro Duran faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Alejandro Duran after 1‑2, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

Looking ahead

Cacereño take on the side everybody is chasing

Real Avilés arrive as leaders. A side at the top is beaten roughly once a month, and the club that does it gets a week it remembers for a year.

The dugout

Kensly Vázquez does not fit this one

Ninety specific minutes wanted a different sort of player, and the manager picked one. He is not out of form and he is not in the side, and both are true.

In brief

Back issues
59 Edition

The Cacereño Chronicle

13 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Víctor Villacañas damages knee ligaments — 131 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 131 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

7 matches without a win for Cacereño

The run now stands at 7, and the questions being asked around Cacereño are no longer polite ones.

Market

Rubén Sanchidrián asks to leave Cacereño

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout

Rubén Sanchidrián says Cacereño went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

César Gómez has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Cacereño they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Transfer targets

Francho Serrano will not be coming to Cacereño

Terms were offered and declined. Whether it was the wages, the role or the town, nobody at Getafe is saying, and nobody at Cacereño is enjoying the guessing.

Match

The goals have deserted Cacereño

4 matches, no goals, and a training ground that has tried everything. It will end — droughts always do — but nobody at Cacereño can tell you which week it ends in.

Squad

Emi falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

A falling-out at Cacereño

Miguel Berlanga and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

In brief

58 Edition

The Cacereño Chronicle

6 Sep 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Víctor Villacañas

138 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Cacereño lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Kensly Vázquez hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Cacereño can pretend not to have heard.

Boardroom

Deadline passes with 12 signed and 9 gone

That is the business done at Cacereño until the window opens again. Whether it was enough will be answered on Saturdays rather than in a column, and the first Saturday is close.

Market

Cacereño turn down Real Avilés for César Gómez

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

A falling-out at Cacereño

Mamadou Loum and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Emi falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Jandro Orellana

Cacereño asked and Cádiz said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Javi Díaz is no longer first choice

The manager has re-ordered his thinking and Javi Díaz has come out of it lower. He will be told it is temporary, and the players who have heard that before will avoid his eye.

The dugout

No hiding place for Javi Díaz

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Javi Díaz, and the manager let it.

In brief

42 Edition

The Cacereño Chronicle

17 May 2027
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

The knee: Rubén Sanchidrián out for 84 days

84 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Cacereño lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Match

Cacereño finish in position 15

39 points, and the season has a number on it. Whatever it felt like from the inside, this is what it will look like in a book.

Match

The wait goes on for Cacereño

6 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Match

The goals have deserted Cacereño

3 matches, no goals, and a training ground that has tried everything. It will end — droughts always do — but nobody at Cacereño can tell you which week it ends in.

Match

A bad afternoon for Cacereño against Unionistas

0‑1 to Unionistas, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

Nico Conesa gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

A row about effort at Cacereño

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Javier Hyjek was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Alejandro Duran: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 0‑1, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

Squad

Bookings catch up with Emi

One yellow too many, and a match watched from the stand. The most avoidable absence in football, and Cacereño will feel it on Saturday.

In brief

35 Edition

The Cacereño Chronicle

29 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Words exchanged at Cacereño

Joserra and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

Nico Conesa asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

The dugout

Kensly Vázquez has been promised minutes

A conversation in the manager’s office, and a commitment that came out of it. Promises like that are cheap to make and expensive to break, and Kensly Vázquez has written the date down.

In brief

33 Edition

The Cacereño Chronicle

15 Mar 2027
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

A defender's goal wins it for Cacereño — 7.66

1 for Diego Guti, marked 7.66, and a centre-half's name in the part of the report he normally only reaches by mistake. He will not be allowed to forget it in the dressing room for a month.

Squad

Emi out for 14 days

The medical room confirms 14 days on the sidelines for Emi, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Player ratings

Víctor Villacañas beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 21. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Squad

Words exchanged at Cacereño

Miguel Berlanga and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Javier Hyjek falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Diego Guti rescues a point for Cacereño

It needed Diego Guti to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against Talavera, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

The dugout

Half-satisfied: Alejandro Duran on the draw

“There are things I liked and things we will be doing on Tuesday until they are right.” 1‑1, and a manager who had already decided what Tuesday looked like.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Javi Barrio

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

José Alonso suspended

One booking too many, and José Alonso sits out. Cacereño lose him for the sort of avoidable reason that makes a manager's week longer.

In brief

5 Edition

The Cacereño Chronicle

31 Aug 2026
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Joserra puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Cacereño, and it is not being withdrawn.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Gonzalo Goñi

Cacereño asked and Platense said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Joserra in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Cacereño this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Too much change too quickly at Cacereño

12 signings in three months. Every one of them may be an upgrade and the team can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild that never appears in the transfer-window verdicts.

Transfer targets

Cacereño ask about Francesco Lo Celso

A loan enquiry to Rosario Central: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

The dugout

No hiding place for Antonio Marchena

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Antonio Marchena, and the manager let it.

In brief

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